The Baron was full of fighting spirit, and in an instant Chixue had rushed in front of it. The Baron held its head tightly with his right hand and supported the horse's neck with his left hand.
The crimson dragon breath seemed to have spirituality, and soon flowed into the Red Blood Horse through the Baron, immediately emitting high temperatures to burn the Red Blood in an attempt to slow down its offensive.
Soon Chixue felt the obstruction of the scarlet dragon's aura. The pain brought by the high temperature made it even more brave, and it launched a fatal charge regardless of everything!
"Whew!" it howled, as if it were a slogan of its own creation.
[Red Blood Horse: Go to war with red blood, and never stop until death! ]
The baron raised his lips slightly and said, "TMD, you are more arrogant than my anger, it's okay, come on!"
"Bang!" There was no way to avoid it. The man and the horse collided with each other with a loud bang, as if to destroy the world!
(Please use your imagination to imagine the scene, I won’t elaborate.)
What’s funny is that, in the end, both the man and the horse were unharmed, but the other spectators were not so lucky.
The unprecedented strong shock and noise frightened Old Ke and Doctor James, who were chatting after dinner in the distance, so much that they fell off their chairs and fell flat on their faces.
Doctor James broke out in a cold sweat, and the few bald hairs on his head became messy. His Mediterranean hairstyle now turned into a sparse bird's nest shape.
He asked hurriedly: "What happened, Mr. Lao Ke, do you know what happened?"
Lao Ke was also shocked and guessed, "Oh no, it might be an earthquake! Dr. James, come with me and hide under the bed, come quickly!"
After saying that, Lao Ke immediately crawled under the bed and lay down. This made the obese doctor James feel troubled!
He had just eaten, and his belly was bigger than that of a seven-month pregnant woman. He couldn't squat down at all, but his life was more important right now.
He just felt that the whole house was shaking, maybe there was really an earthquake. In desperation, he could only force himself to lie down and slowly crawl under the bed.
It wouldn't matter if he didn't crawl, but once he crawled, he got stuck in the middle, with his round belly stuck between the ground and the bottom of the bed, leaving no gap at all.
"Hey, ah!" In order to survive, Doctor James exerted all his strength, shouting and pushing himself under the bed!
"Sizzle!" After a crisp sound, he finally succeeded in stuffing himself under the bed, but his sacrifice was not small.
This crisp sound announced that his clothes were torn. At this moment, his underwear was cut by the wooden splinters under the bed, exposing the flesh on his belly.
As for the bed at this moment, the foot part is tilted at a 20-degree angle and is slightly raised, and the two legs at the foot of the bed are also suspended in the air.
In the blink of an eye, it was as if Doctor James had used the bed as a quilt and covered himself with it.
This scene happened to be seen clearly by Lao Ke who was sitting under another bed. He couldn't help laughing and said:
"Dr. James, you really should consider losing weight. Otherwise, I joked that you would have to buy a custom coffin in the future...hahahahaha."
At this moment, Lao Ke's mind flashed with Dr. James lying in the coffin, but after the coffin lid was closed, his belly was too big and it forced the coffin lid up.
Those four coffin nails can't be hammered in no matter what! His flesh... the flesh in his stomach can't fit in any more!
At this moment, they both felt that the shock just now was gradually disappearing, as if the whole room was no longer spinning.
After a long time, the Baron came back trotting with a smile on his face. When he saw the two people sleeping under the bed, he couldn't help but feel a little confused.
"Is there anything interesting under the bed? What are you doing?"
"Oh, Baron, you're back. We thought there was an earthquake just now! Dr. James and I hid under the bed." Lao Ke answered as he got up.
But Dr. James on the other side was not so calm...
"Hey hey...ah! ah! ah... help me, I can't get up, I'm suffocating under the pressure of the bed!"
He originally wanted to use the bench press method to push up the bed and then slowly roll out, but he found that he did not have enough strength and was crushed to death.
When everyone pushed the bed open and helped Dr. James up, they found that he was dirty, his clothes were tattered, and his body was not covered at all, and the flesh on his belly was sticking out.
"Why are you in such a mess? Did you have a fight with the bed?" De La Serre was confused about the situation and asked.
"Oh, it's hard to explain. I'll go wash up first." Dr. James felt embarrassed.
At this time, Lao Ke asked: "Baron, do you know what happened just now? My house suddenly shook!"
"Oh, it's nothing. I just had a little conflict with the Ferghana horse, but it's resolved now. This horse is called Red Blood, and it's really strong, hahahaha."
"Conflict? Solved...solved? You didn't kill it with your own hands?" When Lao Ke heard the word "solved", he thought of other aspects.
"No, no, no, I cured it! But Lao Ke, I might need to trouble you to ask the servants to clean up the horse field. It's really... shitty."
"Shit! What the hell is going on, Baron?" Now Old Ke was even more confused.
"It's like this..." Then the Baron began his explanation.
Maybe it's because he looks down on the other horses around him that are not as good as him, so Chixue doesn't interact much with them.
Over time, its exercise volume has not met the standard, and no one dares to approach it or drive it, so a lot of excrement has accumulated in its body.
Just now, I was playing with it for a while, and after a collision, the movement made its stomach "click". It felt a severe pain in its stomach, and then it had diarrhea...
It can be said that the entire horse farm is now filled with the smell of shit.
"Baron, you mean that now that it has finished pooping, it feels refreshed, its ears are better, and its temper is milder?"
"Yes, you can go and have a look later. But you have to ask the servants to clean the stable first. Believe me, you don't want to smell that smell..."
Recalling the old shit he smelled just now, De La Serre felt nauseous again...
Just then, the system came back online.
[Mission accomplished, successfully helped the Ferghana horse solve its constipation problem.]
[System prompt: I think Chixue will be willing to travel with you next.]
No problem, but the system, I think before that, I plan to go to town and buy a few more laxatives to make it clean at once and ** until dawn.
This way, we can avoid endless troubles. What if it starts to get angry again on the way? That would be bad.