[System prompt: Are you not afraid of using laxatives to cure anal prolapse? ]

What are you afraid of? If you are really exhausted, just take some anti-diarrhea medicine!

[System prompt: You are still good at playing...] After answering this sentence, the system automatically went offline. It was too lazy to pay attention to this baron with a strange train of thought.

But what the system didn't expect was that this swindler was not joking. He really planned to go to the pharmacy in the town to get a laxative and an antidiarrheal medicine.

Coincidentally, Doctor James also returned after a simple wash, but his clothes were damaged, so he put on the bath towel from Lao Ke's home.

The bird's nest hairstyle that was fluttering in the wind was simply trimmed and returned to a more conventional Mediterranean style.

"Well, Dr. James, please write a prescription for the Red Blood Horse. Just prescribe a laxative and an antidiarrheal medicine. This way, your medical mission will be completed, and you can report to Her Majesty the Goddess when you go back."

"What...what do you mean?" James was confused when he heard the baron's strange request.

"Oh, I'm too lazy to explain so much, just listen to me."

"No! Honorable Count De La Serre, you must know that I am a real doctor! I will never prescribe medicine randomly. Unless you have reasonable grounds, I will not write a prescription for you!"

Dr. James's decisive answer made the Baron feel good about him. Although he was bald, fat and greedy, he was ultimately an honest and simple man.

Moreover, he has his own persistence and focus on medical skills and prescribing medicine, and he is not even afraid of power. This is very good and admirable.

This also made the Baron want to poach him and join his team.

"Okay, then I'll repeat the story I just explained to Lao Ke." So the baron started from the beginning and explained it again.

At the same time, he also explained clearly why he needed a laxative and an antidiarrheal medicine.

Doctor James felt that there was some truth in what he said, and replied, "Well... Baron, your method is not impossible, but no one has ever used medicine in this way..."

"What are you afraid of? I'm not using it on a human, it's on a horse. James, don't be so rigid. You have to be flexible when treating illnesses. Do you have a better way? If not, just follow my instructions."

Doctor James said no more and took out the medical prescription given by Valkyrie Tianyan. The prescription had the unique seal and flag pattern of Valkyrie Tianyan. Only after seeing these, the people in the pharmacy would provide medicine.

He wrote down the prescription: a laxative and an antidiarrheal, signed his name James in the lower corner, and handed it to the baron with both hands.

As he handed the hand to the Baron, Dr. James asked again:

"My Lord Baron, in this case, my mission is considered completed, right? May I go back to the barracks and report now?"

"Are you in such a hurry to leave? Don't you like being with me and Lao Ke? Or is the lunch here not delicious enough?"

"No, no, no, you misunderstood. The lunch is very rich and delicious. You and Mr. Lao Ke are both good people! But I have to go back to report the mission, and I also have to change my clothes..."

"Well... okay, nice to meet you, Dr. James. I hope we will have the opportunity to work together in the future."

The Baron glanced at the bath towel wrapped around him. Although he was reluctant, he had no choice but to let him go and wait for their future fate.

Then the baron rode on the strong travel horse he currently owned and rushed to the pharmacy.

As he rode, he muttered to the horse: "Hey, old buddy! I will have a new and excellent horse soon. When the time comes... I will leave you at Lao Ke's house. He is very wealthy there, and I believe you can enjoy your old age in peace."

The strong traveling horse seemed to understand and nodded silently a few times. For a war horse, retiring in a comfortable place is the best destination.

After arriving at the pharmacy, the person who got the medicine was also shocked by the amazing prescription.

"What disease do you intend to treat with this laxative and antidiarrheal medicine?" the dispenser asked the baron.

The baron was a little impatient and replied: "It's not good to treat the ears."

"What!? How do you treat it?" The person who dispensed the medicine couldn't believe his ears and even suspected that his ears were in trouble.

This made the baron even more impatient. A mere passerby who was picking up medicine was talking so much nonsense! So he retorted:

"Hey! Damn it! I've already explained this prescription twice today!

I will never explain it a third time. I won't say anything three times. Do you fucking understand?

Do you see the unique seal and flag pattern of this Valkyrie? Follow this medical prescription, get your medicine, and shut up. "

"You never say anything three times, but just now, you said 'TMD' three times." The medicine dispenser was relentless.

"I fucking...you..." De La Serre was so angry that he couldn't speak for a moment...

"Four times! You are such a weird person! You are even weirder than this prescription! Okay, okay, I've got you covered. Take your laxative and antidiarrheal medicine and leave quickly."

This time, it was the medicine dispenser's turn to be impatient.

The baron took the medicine and said, "What's your name, the one who dispensed it?"

"Everyone calls me Xiaoqi, because I am the seventh person in my family who left my hometown to become a pharmacist and save people. I am happy to come to this Goddess Empire to save people."

"Xiao Qi... the seventh person to leave his hometown to become a pharmacist and save all living beings... very interesting. It seems that you are a good person. Please forgive my rudeness and intrusion just now."

Hearing about his deeds, the baron could not help but respect him. This ordinary medicine dispenser actually had such great kindness and sense of mission.

Pharmacist Xiao Qi replied casually: "It's nothing. The person who came a while ago was even more rude than you and injured me."

This aroused the Baron's interest, and he was also a little angry. He asked, "Who was that person who came a while ago? How could they bully a good person like you?"

"He is an old man with a big beard and no nose or eyes. He often comes to me to get medicine to treat his nose and eyes. I kindly tell him how to use the medicine, but he bites me like a dog. Sigh..."

"That old Yantulu again!?"

"Why, his name is Na Yantulu... Have you also been bullied by Na Yantulu?" Xiao Qi looked at the Baron and asked.

The baron nodded and said, "I guess so. Xiaoqi, don't worry, I will avenge you in the future. Nice to meet you. My name is De La Serre."

"Are you De La Serre? That bearded guy has been swearing and greeting your family since he entered my pharmacy until he left."