Chapter 3 [Two in One] The elders make money to support their families, and the disciples are as beautiful as flowers
Destroy humanity!
Xiao Bai in the hot spring was so frightened that he shivered and almost interrupted the remote sensing monitoring.
His spirit returned to his body and he looked around to make sure no one had discovered him.
Reconnect to the remote sensing and carefully switch the perspective to make sure you are not exposed.
My wife not only wants to overthrow the Xueyan Sect, but also wants to destroy all of humanity?
Xiao Bai breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that he had gone a little too far.
I thought my wife was just a little goblin, but I didn't expect she was a super villain who was determined to destroy all mankind! Xiao Bai took a long breath, and the water in the pool became slightly warmer.
Those who are not of my race must have different hearts. Although Xiao Bai is a time traveler, he is still a human being after all. He can still distinguish his own position. He will not easily betray humanity just because his wife is fair-skinned and beautiful.
He has to pay more! Besides, there is a great gift package waiting for him...
The evil woman's great conspiracy must be thwarted, and she must be given a taste of the iron fist of justice! Of course, the premise for Xiao Bai to have the iron fist is that he must first have enough free food.
As a panacea to cure Elder Yuhu, Xiao Bai is very clear that he is just a tool for the time being, a dose of gunpowder.
Proper training may lead to the destruction of humanity - although this statement is just an excuse, it may be half right.
With the help of a modifier, he will surely be able to fight evil and defend justice if he is trained well!
At this time, the two people in the underground cave were unaware that the wall had eyes on them and were still discussing racial issues.
Above the alchemy furnace, the black sheep old woman bound by green smoke sighed and said:
"Humans are just a shell that conforms to the laws of nature. No one is born human. The demon race has never been the same race. For a half-demon to say that humans will be destroyed... is too unconvincing."
Half-demon...
Xiao Bai discovered an extraordinary keyword in racial theory.
Half human, half demon, that is, a demon?
My wife is a shemale? OK
On the wall, the shadow of the fox's tail floated in the air, like the howling of wind and snow.
In front of the stove, the witch held a teacup, as calm as still water, with white hair and a beautiful face.
“Maybe I really mean it.”
Can you destroy humanity? The old woman Black Sheep did not believe Yu Hu's words, and only regarded them as an excuse for her devoted Taoist partner.
"Your medicine skills are so advanced that you no longer need charm. Whether you take a weekend off to heal your wounds or to entertain yourself, I don't care who you partner with. Right now, we must take down the Xueyan Sect. This is the first step of the Demon Alliance's plan.
The fox girl covered in white gauze slowly picked up the teacup.
"Relax, the tea is getting cold."
On the surface of the tea, the peach petals sank and slowly melted, dyeing the tea an eerie deep red.
The black sheep collapsed and the green smoke dissipated.
The woman's lips were as red as blood.
…
Xiao Bai immediately terminated the remote sensing.
He didn't expect that the first heroine bound to the modifier was not a minor character. Her style was completely different from that of ordinary fox spirits. She was cold and restrained, as if there was a risk of being discovered if he looked at her for a second longer during remote sensing.
Does she really want to destroy humanity? The first step is to take down the Xueyan Sect? What is the plan of the Demon Alliance? If you can defeat the plan of the Demon Alliance, maybe you can get the Heavenly Dao gift pack!
The old lady of the black sheep said that her medicine skills have become so advanced that she no longer needs charm...
Xiao Bai thought that if the art of medicine could be taught to him, he would be a great alchemist.
Considering that he can perfectly comprehend any skills taught by the heroine, it would not be surprising if he could concoct the elixir of immortality one day.
Of course, staying alive is the most important thing right now.
Living with his wife is like living with a tiger. He must pretend that he knows nothing, so as to avoid being killed to silence him.
In front of a seductress, you can expose your body, but you must not expose your inner thoughts.
Xiao Bai tried hard to remain calm.
Wash your face and brush your teeth in the hot spring.
After all, the pool water is flowing, gushing out from the spring, slowly draining out from the cracks in the rocks, forming a clear waterfall at the edge of the cliff, rushing down and turning into mountain mist.
"When did you wake up?"
Soon, the elder returned to the pool.
Xiao Bai in the pool had already been washed clean and pure, his heart was spotless and calm.
He turned his head and glanced at the witch.
She changed her clothes from the gauze robe to the loose blue-white cloak she wore when they first met. She tied her hair into a bun again, and her complexion became cool and pure.
It has to be said that elders are elders and agents are agents. After a night of pleasure, the hundred-year-old demon lost her virginity, and it seemed as if nothing had happened.
The huge gap in their identities means that their relationship is still in a budding state with hidden infidelity.
这就是传说中的先婚后爱，但也有可能是先斩后揍……
No matter what, since the woman is like this, it is inappropriate for a man to be shy.
Xiao Bai was naked, resting his arm on the slippery stone by the pool, facing the sea of clouds, and said without hesitation: "I just woke up, and was just looking for the elder."
Master Yuhu stood by the pool with his hands behind his back, and all he saw was Xiao Bai's broad and strong shoulders.
——Although it was inconspicuous, this man's cultivation level had improved from the first level to the second level! Just one night and two days off? She was a little surprised.
It is impossible for a two-day weekend to have such a significant effect on the advancement of cultivation, but Xiao Bai did advance.
Is it the cultivation level that is hidden, or is it the talent that is hidden?
She wished she could take a double day off immediately to verify it!
Too bad it's daytime now.
useless.
No matter what... this man is not simple.
Changing his cold tone, Master Yu Hu approached Xiao Bai and spoke gently and tentatively: "Sorry, I disturbed you with my words."
Xiao Bai nodded. It's okay...
What the hell! You are such a bad girl! Xiao Bai almost fell for it. He stared at the elder's innocent face that looked like a young girl, pretending to be surprised.
"Did the elder just speak?"
Master Yu Hu's face was slightly rippled, like the ripples caused by fallen leaves on a calm lake. He shook his head and said:
"It's just some soliloquy. It's best if you didn't hear it."
When Xiao Bai heard this, a hint of appropriate curiosity instantly appeared on his handsome and innocent face.
After all, if you were too calm when hearing the elder say something like that, people would be suspected of having something to hide.
Curiosity is a normal reaction.
Even though he already knew the answer.
"What the elder said is so mysterious, I want to know."
Xiao Bai said with a smile.
The clear eyes with long eyelashes and snow-white eyes swept over Xiao Bai's curious eyes, and Master Yu Hu said calmly:
"Alchemy requires constant testing of medicines, which will naturally leave a root of disease and stubborn illness over the years. You, who are endowed with the five elements, are the best medicine to cure my stubborn illness."
Good man, you mean to detoxify my body by taking a two-day weekend off?
You are worthy of it!
Xiao Bai pretended to be surprised and was stunned for a long time before saying, "My disciple only has one worthless life, and I hope the elder will use it sparingly."
"If the double rest method is used properly, the five elements balanced constitution will siphon the root of the disease that is not harmful to them, after all, they cannot practice."
Having said that, Master Yuhu sat cross-legged by the pool on Xiao Bai's right shoulder.
"You are somewhat special. You can actually condense these lesions into cultivation... How did you do it?"
The mixed body fragrance of flesh, bones, peach and snow permeated into his heart. Xiao Bai felt that this witch seemed cold, but she was actually very approachable and did not have the airs of an elder.
Then he licked his face, Versailles Circuit:
"If even the elders can't explain it, then we can only attribute it to the disciple's extraordinary talent."
Master Yuhu nodded and did not ask any further questions.
She has a long life ahead of her, and she has enough time to dig out the secrets of this man.
The fine snow is falling, the peach blossoms are in full bloom, the morning light and the mist are interweaving to create a vast sea of smoke, as if spring has come.
"What do you want most?"
The calm female voice is like a soft summer smoothie.
Xiao Bai's answer was as cold as the chill wind in December.
"bride price."
Master Yuhu was slightly stunned and didn't react for a long time, thinking that he had heard something wrong.
"…What kind of gift?"
What, you still want to be with the little fairy man for free? This rich woman is very ignorant! It doesn't matter, Xiao Bai patiently reminded:
"How about one million spirit stones?"
His clear eyes rippled slightly. Master Yuhu did not expect that an outer sect disciple could be so rude.
But she inexplicably felt that the other party might be testing her...
"You are quite courageous, but unfortunately all my spirit stones are used to cultivate spirit plants and make pills."
Xiao Bai smiled.
"That won't do. From now on, the elders will be responsible for making money to support the family, and the disciples will be responsible for being beautiful."
“…”
Generally speaking, a person who is so unorthodox is either a fool or a master.
Master Yuhu felt more and more that this boy was not simple.
Xiao Bai sighed in disappointment.
Without a million-dollar dowry, you can only take it step by step.
It would be okay to get some pills, exercises or something like that.
"Forget it. If there is no gift, then the house and car... ahem, food, clothing, shelter and transportation must be taken care of, right? After all, I am just a mortal, I need to eat and live."
Finally, there was something normal about his request. Master Yu Hu breathed a sigh of relief, lifted his robe and stood up, saying:
"Since we are Taoist companions, we should eat and sleep together. Please follow me."
…
Eating and sleeping with the witch...
In view of the elder's otherworldly appearance and extremely evil stature, Xiao Bai tried hard to convince himself and reluctantly accepted to sleep and eat with the witch.
After passing this psychological test, Xiao Bai, the aquatic nobleman at the second level of fetal breathing, was filled with strength.
One of them jumped onto the shore, and the other shook himself off the water stains on his body.
With high spirits and a heroic spirit, he put on a gray cotton-padded jacket for menial work, crossed the peach grove beside the pond where flowers were in full bloom, and followed the elder into the depths of the bamboo forest.
The green bamboos are like swords, piercing the sky and forming a dome, making the bamboo forest of only a few dozen acres appear tall, misty and deep.
The bamboo forest is dense outside and sparse inside, with a winding stone path running across from east to west. On both sides are planted some shade-loving plants such as kiang flower, black ice grass and purple dragon ginseng. Hummingbirds, insects, butterflies, hares and squirrels fly among them, creating a spring scene.
Sparse snow flakes passed through the bamboo canopy and morning mist and fell on the back of the elder in his blue-white cloak.
Very fairy-like.
But when Xiao Bai thought of the evil figure hidden in the blue and white cloak, the immortal turned into a demon.
Forget it, whether it's a fairy or a demon, as long as it can help him practice, it's fine.
Xiao Bai quickly followed the elder and walked out of the bamboo forest.
To the west of the bamboo forest is a large medicinal garden.
There is a clear lake between the medicinal garden and the bamboo forest.
There is a double-storey bamboo house by the lake, with its back against the bamboo forest and facing the lake medicinal garden.
It is the bedroom of the alchemy elder, Master Yuhu.
The location where Xiao Bai had sensed remotely before was exactly the basement of this palace!
Follow the elder into the bamboo house.
The simple living room only has a long desk and calligraphy and paintings.
The room on the left is the study.
The room on the right is the bedroom.
The second floor is a spacious retreat room.
There was no balcony, kitchen, bathroom or furniture! The so-called "shared bedroom" only had a dusty bamboo bed.
In the bedroom, Master Yu Hu brushed away the dust and cobwebs with his hands, without changing his expression:
"This is the bedroom. I don't sleep often."
Xiao Bai was stunned.
It would take decades to accumulate such a thick layer of dust and cobwebs.
"Well, cultivators are all monsters who only meditate and never sleep."
As they were talking, the bedroom had become spotless and looked as good as new.
The housing problem has been barely solved.
Glancing at Xiao Bai's clothes, Master Yuhu frowned.
He immediately shook his head and brushed off the snow on Xiao Bai's cotton coat with his own hands.
"The cotton clothes in the servants' room are too ugly. I only have women's clothes here. You must go to Dan Pavilion on the mountainside to find Mu Yun. She will make two Taoist robes for you by hand."
Mu Yun is the medicine boy of Elder Yuhu. Xiao Bai has met her several times in the sect. She is a naive and arrogant girl. Although she is cute, her tsundereness is annoying.
"yes."
Xiao Bai nodded.
In this way, the clothing problem is solved.
Next is the issue of transportation.
Yu Hu Zhenren said again:
"You must fly your sword when traveling between the inner gate peaks. My sword may be difficult for you to control. You can go to the Dan Pavilion and ask the Yin-Yang Master to customize a rune sword for you. You can control it even if you haven't practiced Qi yet."
The Yin-Yang Master is one of Baicao Peak's direct disciples. Xiao Bai has never seen him... He only heard that he is a feminine man who looks like a woman.
As for wielding a sword, Xiao Bai thought about it and realized that among the three major rules of freeloading, there was no item that allowed one to automatically become proficient with a gifted weapon, so it didn't matter if he carried a sword or something.
The key point is swordsmanship. In the future, if you find a chance to learn a few moves from the elders, you can automatically reach the maximum level.
"yes."
As soon as the words fell.
Xiao Bai's stomach grew.
In order to find food, clothing, shelter and transportation, we have forgotten the most important thing for mortals: eating.
A foodie, a foodie soul, as long as the food is cooked and the pills are made by the heroine herself, he can absorb 100% of the spiritual power and transform it into a part of his cultivation.
Xiao Bai was hungry and licked his face and said:
"Clothing, shelter, and transportation have all been taken care of by this disciple. Since I worked so hard to help you cure your illness last night, could you please make me some food?"
You work hard without complaint...
Master Yuhu felt slightly dizzy, but there was an inexplicable chill in his eyes.
She also felt a lot of pain! According to secular tradition, cooking for the husband is also a wife's duty.
Master Yuhu is not good at cooking, but when Xiao Bai brought it up, for some reason, he found it hard to refuse.
I inexplicably want to fulfill my duties as a wife...
She wanted to test this errand disciple with a strange physique step by step, but she always felt that she was being tested as well.
He shook his head helplessly and asked coldly, "What do you want to eat?"
Xiao Bai replied innocently:
"I like to eat noodles. I haven't had a bite in three years. Elder, can you give me some?"
Faced with the almost coquettish look and tone of his young Taoist companion, Master Yuhu sighed softly, instinctively believing it to be a bad fate.
"...I'll try using the alchemy furnace."
(End of this chapter)
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