Chapter 4 [Two in One] Eating noodles is such a beautiful thing!
In ancient times, people used induction cookers to make elixirs, and nowadays there are furnaces underneath.
Xiao Bai felt that things were getting more and more outrageous! Yu Hu Qingyan smiled and turned to leave the bedroom.
Xiao Bai didn't know what the elder was up to, so he had to follow him obediently.
Interestingly, the entrance to the underground cave is not in the bedroom, but in the study.
It can be seen that there is a golden house in books, but lying in bed will eventually lead to nothing.
The two came to the study.
Elder Yuhu waved his sleeves and opened the clean red bookcase.
Xiao Bai saw a pitch-black hole in front of him, like a door leading to the second dimension.
The elder raised his sleeves and stepped into the tunnel. His cool and majestic back exuded a strange fragrance.
Xiao Bai quickly followed.
The bluestone steps meandered downwards, and the surrounding stone walls were dark and damp, covered with dark red moss. Water dripped constantly on both sides, absorbing the dissipated medicinal power.
The stone path twists and turns until it reaches an underground cave, where suddenly a green light appears and the view becomes clear.
The underground cave is a round, drum-shaped alchemy room with intricate and strange flower-shaped seals engraved on the walls.
There is a fire altar in the middle.
On the altar, there was a huge indigo-colored black iron furnace.
The outer wall of the alchemy furnace is engraved with circles of black and white yin and yang seals.
Before, in Xiao Bai's remote sensing vision, these seals emitted a swirling red light, casting a fox shadow on the stone wall.
Master Yuhu leaned forward, picked up his cloak, and sat cross-legged on the rush mat in front of the alchemy furnace.
Slowly closing his eyes, Yu Ling adjusted his breathing and said:
"This is my personal alchemy room and furnace. I usually only use it to make alchemy... I can also use it to cook noodles."
Xiao Bai was a little confused and asked weakly:
"Elder, are you really going to use the alchemy furnace to cook noodles for me?"
Yu Hu gave Xiao Bai a look, which was like ripples in a clear pond, reflecting the moon.
"nature."
Xiao Bai was dumbfounded.
He thought the people below the furnace were just joking, but he didn't expect it to be real! The elder took out a bag of spiritual wheat grains from his ring and used his power to grind them into powder.
Add water and knead it into dough, cut it into noodles with a wave of the hand, and place it in a yin-yang porcelain bowl.
He took the spiritual water and poured it over the noodles. Although there was no oil, salt, sauce or vinegar, he put in various medicinal herbs that Xiao Bai couldn't name. They smelled very fragrant.
Master Yuhu opened the alchemy furnace and placed the porcelain bowl into the center of the furnace.
The fire in the stove made her cold cheeks slightly red.
However! At the moment when the furnace was opened, Xiao Bai vaguely saw the spine and skull at the bottom of the furnace.
It looks more like human bones than animal bones.
Xiao Bai's face turned pale and his legs went limp with fear!
Sudden!
A hoarse, seductive female voice came from my ear:
"Are you afraid too?"
Xiao Bai was so frightened that his neck froze and he turned his head mechanically.
At some point, the elder had changed into a green and white bamboo gauze robe embroidered with peaches, and the nine-petal peach mark on his snow-white forehead was flashing a captivating blood-red light.
On the outer wall of the alchemy furnace, the red light of the seal slowly rotated, shining on a pair of white hair that looked like a waterfall, and casting the reflection of the fox ears and nine tails on the inner wall of the cave.
It was almost the same scene as the one in the remote sensing! Especially the semi-transparent bamboo film gauze, wrapped around the elder's plump and graceful figure...
After being baptized by the holy snow slope, Xiao Bai's gaze slid into the abyss of sin.
He was suddenly not afraid anymore.
My mind is full of thoughts about my children's nutrition.
This is my wife, how could she harm me?
Besides, his modifier is still working...
"There's nothing to be afraid of."
Xiao Bai's eyes were calm, and he had a profound enlightenment.
The fox girl smiled, her long hair was like snow, with a red dot between her eyebrows, purity and charm appeared on the same face.
She took a sip of peach petal tea, stared at Xiao Bai with her clear and charming eyes, and asked with a smile: "What are you looking at?"
Worthy of being called a demon! The last time Xiao Bai's vision and hearing were sealed, he could barely handle this kind of situation.
I was so exposed to so much this time that I couldn't bear it anymore.
Then he said directly: "I saw the shadow of a fox on the wall."
Obviously, the witch was still testing him invisibly.
If you see something but don't say anything... you will feel guilty.
The fox's tail swayed like a raging fire, but the fox demon's face showed a half-smile and was extremely calm.
"It's okay, you'll forget it tomorrow."
What, you can still erase memories?
Okay.
Xiao Bai felt that this was a good thing. If his memory could be erased, he wouldn't have to be killed to silence him.
Since he was told that he would forget it tomorrow, he didn't bother to ask any more questions. He stared at the alchemy furnace and asked, "Is the noodles not ready yet?"
Yuhu nodded.
"It will take another two hours."
Two hours...
Are you sure you cooked noodles?
Xiao Bai was speechless.
Since he had nothing to do, he suddenly wanted to take this opportunity to ask the elder to teach him some medicine skills.
"The world of cultivation is much more dangerous than the mortal world. I suddenly want to learn a way to protect myself."
Apart from the art of charm and medicine, Yu Hu has no other special skills.
But she didn't intend to teach Xiao Bai these two things.
The medicine technique is related to her plan and cannot be passed on to others.
Xiao Bai was already very strong in the art of seduction, and she wouldn’t be able to handle it even if he learned it.
sidewalk:
"You should take some time every day to practice mental skills at Guwu Peak as a core disciple of Baicao Peak, or go to Yanhai Peak to learn martial arts, or go to Zhijian Peak to practice swordsmanship."
The Xueyan Sect's disciples are relatively open in their practice, and the core inner disciples can practice across mountains and disciplines.
This is the same as taking elective courses in college.
But Xiao Bai didn't have this idea.
With his talent, learning martial arts from others is a sheer waste of time. The right thing to do is to take his wife as his teacher.
Of course, taking your wife as your teacher does not mean taking your teacher as your wife, and it will not attract river crab beasts.
The nature is different.
However, since the elder had said so, Xiao Bai couldn't say no so quickly, as it would make him look like a slow learner.
"good."
Seeing Xiao Bai being so obedient, Yu Hu suddenly felt sorry for him and smiled:
"You are my Taoist partner now. You are practicing as a core disciple. Aren't you afraid of lowering your status? Are you not afraid that your cultivation level is too low and you will be ridiculed by the disciples of other mountains?"
"I'm thick-skinned and don't care much about it."
Xiao Bai answered awkwardly.
Soon he changed the subject and said, "However, since I am practicing as a core disciple of Baicao Peak, in addition to the skills of each mountain, I would also like to learn some life-saving medical skills from the elder."
Yu Hu shook his head and said with a look of disappointment: "Medical skills can save people, but they cannot save humanity."
Ning is the Lu Xun of the cultivation world?
Xiao Bai had nothing to say.
Yu Hu added:
"Besides, my medicine skills are not orthodox, but rather unorthodox. Learning them will only harm you. If you really want to learn, you can study medicine with the Yin-Yang Master in Dan Pavilion."
"I listen to the elders."
Xiao Bai nodded in response.
In fact, he really wanted to learn medicine.
After all, he can learn the heroine's skills once and for all, and reach the peak directly. As long as he learns how to make a longevity pill, he can make the elixir of immortality for you in minutes.
Unfortunately, the lady is a villain after all, and seems to have some reservations about medicine.
This matter cannot be rushed and needs to be considered over the long term.
Seeing Xiao Bai so well-behaved, Master Yu Hu felt an inexplicable pity for him, so he said, "You and I are Taoist companions, there is no distinction between high and low, old and young, don't be formal, just call me Yu Hu."
Xiao Bai nodded, sat down cross-legged beside Yu Hu, and said obediently: "Okay, Elder."
…
For the next two hours, the two of them sat on the same rush mat without saying anything more.
Xiao Bai thought, if he had the time to take a double rest, the elder's disease would be cured, and he would also be promoted to a higher level, so why not? Unfortunately, this witch was too restrained!
As the administrator of the modifier and the epitome of masculine charm, Xiao Bai couldn't bring it up on his own initiative.
Time passes by every second.
The red light on the furnace wall kept spinning, causing the fox shadow on the wall to sway and twist, over and over again...
Finally, the noodles are ready.
Yuhu opened the furnace and took out the porcelain bowl from the air.
The white hands held the edge of the hot bowl, and the body wrapped in gauze came in front of Xiao Bai. The cold and dull face suddenly became as gentle as water and as rosy as the clouds.
"Try this elder's noodles."
She deliberately dragged out the three words "this elder" to scold Xiao Bai for continuing to call her elder.
It sounded extremely picky, so much so that Xiao Bai vaguely heard the wrong word order and was filled with all kinds of thoughts.
Until I looked down and saw a dark, sticky thing that was wriggling like an earthworm...
Is this noodles?
Well, let's call it noodles.
But is this smell something that humans can bear? Xiao Bai resisted the urge to cover his nose and asked with a scientific look on his face: "The noodles in my memory should be white. Elder... do you think someone could have poisoned the noodles?"
True Man Yu Hu remained calm and said, "Medicine and poison are inseparable. I added delicious noodles to the poison. You will know after you try it."
Xiao Bai: I...
You are worthy of the name of the poison mixed with flour! Seeing that Xiao Bai didn't speak for a long time, Yu Hu didn't understand why.
If you think about it carefully, it makes sense. When humans eat food, they strive for color, aroma and taste, and they don’t care about the therapeutic effect.
"This poison is called Huixin Powder. After eating this bowl of noodles, you can pretend to be dead to save your life at a critical moment. As long as you are not crushed to ashes, you can almost certainly be saved."
Huixinsan? Although Xiao Bai had never heard of such a magical medicine, he was sure that this was a bowl of life-saving noodles.
If you think about it carefully, if the elder wanted to harm him, would he have to poison him?
If you want to control him, there are many ways to do it. You could have started last night.
It can be seen that although the demon girl is bad, she still loves him! Even if we don’t talk about the influence of the modifier on charm, he is also a precious medicine for removing toxins and purging fire. The efficacy of the medicine is known to everyone who uses it.
I understand the truth.
But when he looked down at the bowl of noodles in front of him that seemed to come from the abyss, Xiao Bai looked left and right, but still couldn't eat it. He asked timidly: "This noodles...are there any side effects?"
Yuhu frowned slightly, as if she heard an unfamiliar word.
"side effect?"
Xiao Bai quickly explained: "That is to say, although it can save lives, does it have any other adverse effects on the body?"
Yu Hu said hurriedly:
"There are no side effects, but the main effect is that it is extremely toxic to cultivation. However, you have a natural waste physique with all five elements, so you can't practice normally anyway."
Xiao Bai: Thank you!
Come to think of it, his modifier is a causal weapon. As long as it is the spiritual power resources given by the heroine, it can be absorbed 100% and turned into part of his cultivation. Even if he is poisoned, he can still absorb it. Is he afraid of poison?
Besides, the editor didn't give any hint of the heroine's evil deeds, so she probably didn't really want to harm him.
"Well, the purpose of cultivation is to save life, why bother to go far away? Elder, I must eat what you have."
Duanmian's hands were trembling slightly.
Eating noodles is such a beautiful thing!
Xiao Bai comforted himself, held his breath, and with great vigor, he picked up the porcelain bowl and drank the bowl of black noodles in one gulp.
In an instant——
The dark aura reached his stomach and instantly spread throughout his body.
Then gather in Dantian.
Um……
Xiao Bai had a complicated expression.
Until that mechanical voice came into my mind——
[Ding——Congratulations to the host for absorbing the poison noodles given by the heroine, retaining the efficacy, absorbing spiritual power, and upgrading to the third level of fetal breathing. The progress has increased to 69%! ]
Not bad, a bowl of noodles is 69% dry!
This side is very precious.
Xiao Bai was delighted and his expression was calm.
at the same time……
The clear and dull face beside me froze.
The shadow of the fox's tail swaying on the wall remained motionless, as if it had seen an incredible scene.
Master Yuhu was dumbfounded.
Huixin Powder was decomposed and absorbed...
Strangely enough, the drug was still effective.
The spiritual power was completely absorbed by the Dantian, leaving only an empty shell of medicinal effect attached to the outer wall of the Dantian.
Yu Hu had practiced for a hundred years, whether in the demon clan or lurking in Xueyan Mountain, and had never seen such an outrageous scene! Could it be the talent of the Five Elements Equalizer?
No.
Although those who are endowed with the five elements equally cannot refine Qi, she has seen many cases of people reaching the high-level fetal breathing state.
Judging from these cases, those who are endowed with all five elements have no outstanding psychic in their dantian, making it difficult for them to absorb spiritual energy, and therefore have a certain immunity to various poisons.
But it is absolutely impossible to dismember the poison and absorb it in categories!
This was beyond her worldview.
but……
interesting.
Shock quickly turned into excitement.
The fox shadow on the wall suddenly stretched out its nine tails like a peacock spreading its tail.
The gauze fluttered without wind, her skin was as delicate as snow, and her whiteness was rosy like a peach.
The slender arms slowly raised up and the white hands folded on Xiao Bai's shoulders.
Wen Bairuyu's chin rested on the back of Xiao Bai's hand on his shoulder.
The moist red lips whispered in Xiao Bai's ear.
"This is the first time I've seen the five elements being equally distributed. Are you really a human?"
Xiao Bai's ears felt hot, and he intuitively felt that the elder's voice was soft and hoarse, like the sound of stepping on snow, which was wonderful.
Curiosity is the first step to addiction.
He felt that the elder was about to let himself go!
Madam let him go, he couldn't be a coward, wouldn't it be wonderful to have a double day off on the spot and achieve the harmony of life? "It could be a human, or it could be a monkey demon."
Xiao Bai joked.
From the perspective of evolution, there is no essential difference between humans and monkey monsters. What's more, he is good at stick techniques and has the aura of a stone monkey.
But the humans on Tianyuan Continent do not seem to have evolved from apes.
Yu Hu knew this very well.
She could tell at a glance that Xiao Bai was not a monkey demon.
But even if it was a joke, why did it have to be a monkey demon? She felt that it was time to observe Xiao Bai more closely.
Thinking of this, Yu Hu asked softly, "Just now you said you wanted to learn a way to save your life. I do know a unique sword technique. Are you willing to learn it?"
Swordsmanship?
When Xiao Bai heard this, he suddenly became excited.
The pinnacle of swordsmanship, the pride of the world! Learning swordsmanship in the world of cultivation is like learning to drive a car in one's previous life.
Who among the cultivators doesn't want to fly a sword, just like who among the young men doesn't want to drive a car! However, Xiao Bai doubted whether a fox demon or an elder of alchemy could really know any wonderful swordsmanship.
So he asked cautiously, "Can it really save my life?"
Yuhu stood up straight, his eyes clear, and the proud snow-capped mountains supported the imposing slope.
"My swordsmanship can kill people above my level, and if I can kill people, I can save my life."
Killing people above their level has always been a necessary skill for the protagonist.
As a time traveler, Xiao Bai is the perfect choice.
"Disciple wants to learn!"
Master Yuhu nodded slightly, then drew his hidden sword from his sleeve.
It was a silver dagger with a green glow, which was very similar in color to the bamboo membrane and skin, so much so that Xiao Bai didn't notice it.
"I am not good at fighting. The only sword technique I am proficient in is a set of anatomical sword techniques called 'Pao Ding Sword'. It requires precise sword strokes and the ability to identify the spiritual veins of all things to strike with the sword. Only in this way can I kill the enemy with the least amount of spiritual power."
Yu Hu said so.
Xiao Bai had never heard of Pao Ding's sword technique, he had only heard of Pao Ding butchering an ox.
That is the knife technique for painlessly dismembering a cow.
Swords and knives are also connected.
Xiao Bai asked curiously, "I didn't expect that the way of butchering an ox could be turned into a sword technique. However, to learn this sword technique, you need to practice killing oxen, right? I haven't heard that there are oxen in Xueyan Mountain."
The charm on the cold face disappeared.
The silver sword in his hand reflected a cold light.
"If there is no cow, a monkey demon will do."
(End of this chapter)
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