Chapter 8: Life is unpredictable, and the big intestine is wrapped in the small intestine!
The car entered the police station.
Li Zang stopped the car and turned off the engine, then turned to look at Shen Yuemo and said, "We're here, you bastard, just look at my eyes and don't talk nonsense!"
"What did you call me?!"
“Ahem.”
Li Zang coughed twice, then quickly changed the topic: "Mo Mo! Wait, you will act according to my eyes!"
"Wait a minute."
Shen Yuemo stopped Li Zang and took out a tissue to wipe Li Zang's face: "Wipe the blood off your face."
Li Zang raised his hand to stop him, then said: "This blood can be put to good use."
Shen Yuemo blinked, and then understood, tsk, this guy is a cunning chicken~
The two entered the police station side by side, and then, under the direct guidance of the police officer, went through the reporting procedure...
The police officer picked up the pen and asked habitually, "Tell me, what's the matter?"
Li Zang took out a tissue from the paper box on the table and wiped the blood off his face. It was scabbed and not easy to wipe off, but he still managed to wipe it off a little.
"Uncle Superintendent, I want to call the police!"
Li Zang showed the bloody tissue, then pointed at Shen Yuemo and said loudly: "This woman, she abused me!"
? ? ?
Shen Yuemo looked at Li Zang and pursed her lips.
You actually want to do this to me? No wonder he didn't explain it clearly and even said "act according to my opinion"... He was afraid that I would not agree, so he just acted first and reported later!
Shen Yuemo's face turned dark and she became angry all of a sudden.
"Look, she's angry again. She beat me until I bled, and my face was covered in blood, but she still dared to be angry!"
Li Zang seized the opportunity, pointed at his own face, and used the advantages of time and place to smear blood on others, and the evildoer filed the complaint first.
The police uncle glanced at the two of them, then picked up a pen and prepared to take notes. He looked calm and composed, and it was obvious that this was not the first time he had encountered such a thing.
In the Northeast, this is common...
The police uncle asked first: "What is your relationship? Are you just boyfriend and girlfriend, or are you married?"
Upon hearing this, Shen Yuemo blushed immediately and was speechless.
Li Zang asked curiously, "Is there any difference between the two in reporting a crime?"
The police uncle proposed two solutions: "This matter is not difficult to handle. First, you can solve it privately, and we will assist and persuade you. Second, go through formal channels, mainly criticize and educate, and sign a domestic violence warning letter. However, this will leave a criminal record. If you commit the same offense again, you will be dealt with according to the law next time."
"Of course, our advice is to try to make big things small and small things disappear. After all, it is such a rare fate for two people to love each other and be together."
"During this period, there are some minor conflicts and frictions, which is normal."
"It is definitely wrong to hit someone. This should be criticized and corrected. But since you have chosen to be together, you certainly won't quarrel over such a small matter. This will hurt feelings. Do you think what I said makes sense?"
The speech was brief but every word made sense. The police superintendent was really knowledgeable and handled the situation with ease.
Li Zang thought for a moment and said, "Uncle Superintendent, please allow us to discuss this among ourselves first."
Uncle Superintendent:? ? ?
Can this matter be discussed?
Did they discuss this with you?
I really don’t know what’s going on in the minds of today’s young people…
"Okay, then you guys go sit over there."
The police uncle found a corner for the two of them to stay alone, and before leaving, he did not forget to tell them: "Have a good chat, and don't fight, understand?"
The police uncle walked away.
Shen Yuemo looked at Li Zang with a bad face and said calmly: "Is this your way? You can use me as a gun, when did I ever abuse you? You should act according to your conscience."
For a girl, who can bear being accused of domestic violence for no reason?
Shen Yuemo couldn't stand it either. No matter how gentle, considerate, and understanding she was, it was obvious that she was not the typical fierce tiger girl from Northeast China!
Li Zang had already prepared a set of excuses for this, and explained: "If I don't say that, what if the police officer asks me who asked me to beat him up and then wants to arrest someone, whose name should I give?"
Shen Yuemo said calmly: "Then just say he was a gangster on the street, and he ran away after beating someone up."
Li Zang said softly, "Then the superintendent will definitely let us go home and wait for news after he finishes preparing the case."
When Shen Yuemo heard Li Zang say this, she was unable to refute.
This... this explanation is not a problem.
"Then why did you say I was your...girlfriend?" Shen Yuemo was a little embarrassed. As soon as the words came out of her mouth, her whole face turned red.
"Of course, if we were strangers, then hitting me would constitute provoking disturbances and intentional injury. This kind of case is easy to handle. You go to jail and I have to go out and be killed..."
Li Zang said: "I have thought about every step very carefully to ensure that everything is seamless!"
Shen Yuemo was still unwilling to accept it, and retorted: "Then why don't you say that you were the one who abused me?"
"Where are you hurt?"
Li Zang said seriously: "With my big body, if I slap you, you will have to go to the hospital. If you can jump around, it will be an insult to me."
Shen Yuemo: “…”
Um... fuck.
Shen Yuemo said speechlessly: "Then you can't accuse me of domestic violence. You have ruined my image!"
"What image do you have in my mind? Don't you know how fierce you were when you were a kid? Take the time when you chased me with a brick. Fortunately, I have long legs and can run fast, otherwise you would have beaten me to the hospital!"
Li Zang directly talked about the time when he was in sixth grade and was chased by Shen Yuemo for hundreds of meters with a brick in his hand.
This seemingly weak little villain actually has a devil living inside!
At that time, the two didn't speak to each other for several days and almost broke up. Later, he was severely punished by his old father, and he shamelessly went to the door to apologize and ask for reconciliation.
I will never forget this for the rest of my life!
Shen Yuemo retorted angrily: "You were the one who made me cry first!"
"Shh, keep your voice down!"
The shouting was too loud, and the police chiefs in the distance cast concerned glances at him. Li Zang quickly asked Shen Yuemo to control his volume.
Shen Yuemo took a deep breath, and then said bitterly: "I still remember that time when you took advantage of me not paying attention and stuffed a bug into my clothes!"
"Ahem... we are young and ignorant, so let's not talk about this anymore."
Childish behavior in youth will basically have consequences, and whenever Shen Yuemo complains, Li Zang can never escape the loving education of his old father.
But strangely enough, at that time, I always remembered to eat but not to be beaten...
Li Zang looked around and then whispered, "Wait a minute, I will choose the first method first. The police uncle said that they will persuade you from the side. At that time, I will never forgive you. You just refuse to admit your mistakes and we will delay time!"
"It's not a good idea to waste the time of the police chiefs." Shen Yuemo still respected other people's work and felt that doing this was not a good idea.
"If there is something going on, let them take care of their own business first and we will stay aside."
Li Zang said helplessly: "In fact, we are now also help seekers, and we need help from others. It's just that when we can't explain things clearly, we are bound to be restricted in what we do. If you believe in me, just listen to me. I will definitely not let you be in danger."
Shen Yuemo looked at Li Zang for a while, then sighed helplessly.
Do you believe what Li Zang said?
I still believe it...
Brother Xiao Zang is a good person and he really helps when there is something going on.
However, when there is no danger, Brother Zang is the biggest danger...
Shen Yuemo looked resentful.
When they met again ten years later, she never expected that she would have to spend the night in the police station with her childhood sweetheart on the first day, and she was even wrongly accused of being a domestic abuser...
Or he is the kind who grits his teeth and swallows it, unable to defend himself.
Life is really unpredictable, and everything changes.
…
About an hour later.
A very capable female police inspector walked up to the two of them and said, "How was your conversation going?"
Li Zang shook his head and sighed, "Not very good."
"Why is it not so good?"
The police lady said helplessly: "This is a family dispute, don't make a fuss about it. Listen to my advice, each of you should take a step back. As the saying goes, one step further will lead to fighting, and one step back will lead to entanglement."
“Little girl, it’s wrong for you to hit someone. You should apologize to your boyfriend.” The police inspector looked at Shen Yuemo, trying to persuade her to apologize first.
Shen Yuemo said nothing, staring at Li Zang coldly.
This is what she looks like when she is angry, it's so freezing!
Li Zang raised his eyebrows, knowing that he still had to rely on himself to act, so he said: "Sister Superintendent, you saw it too, the main thing is that she didn't apologize to me at all."
Shen Yuemo secretly cursed Li Zang in her heart, calling him a "dead bastard". On the surface, she acted extremely well and angrily shouted, "Why should I apologize? It was obviously you who had an affair with another girl first!"
Although she was unable to defend herself, Shen Yuemo did not want to be labeled as an unprovoked perpetrator, so she chose to directly throw the blame on Li Zang within the scope of her freedom.
This pot is really black.
The police sister looked at Li Zang's expression and was instantly filled with contempt.
You have such a beautiful girlfriend, but you still mess around with other girls? Haha, scumbag!
Li Zang really didn't expect that this innocent person would put such a big blame on him. He said with a toothache: "You are throwing dirty water on me..."
It's really throwing dirty water.
Li Zang felt that his innocent character had been unjustifiably insulted.
It's miserable enough that I've been solo for twenty-three years, and it's unfair enough that I have an unfair fake girlfriend for no reason, and now there's a fictional mistress. How insulting!
"I didn't, don't spit blood on me!"
Li Zang cursed Shen Yuemo in his heart, saying "unjustly". On the surface, he could only calmly take over the topic, pretending to be furious, and said angrily: "Don't believe everything you hear. I'm telling you to stay away from your girlfriends. Are they more important than me? They say bad things about me in your ears. They are just trying to steal your girl, you know?"
Shen Yuemo: “…”
She was impressed by this quick wit...
Shen Yuemo said angrily: "Don't slander my best friend, you know what you did, you are guilty!"
"Don't you know whether I'm weak or not? Don't I hand over my salary? " Li Zang reacted too quickly and spoke without thinking.
The police superintendent's eyes lit up instantly: (_)
Shen Yuemo was stunned for a while, not quite reacting.
Li Zang said in a deep voice: "Anyway, it's all your fault. Not only did you wrongly accuse me, you also beat me!"
Shen Yuemo:? ? ?
The police lady couldn't tell who was lying for a moment, but... that didn't stop her from watching with great interest.
This fight is not that bad to watch because the hero and heroine are both good-looking. Not only is it not that bad to watch, it feels more exciting than reading a melodramatic romance novel.
(End of this chapter)
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