Chapter 9 Why are you two back again? !
Just then, the police chief appeared again. He came over because the noise was a bit too loud.
He also eavesdropped for a while. It was not uncommon for young couples to come to the police station after quarreling and fighting, but it was rare for them to quarrel as if they were showing off their love.
Generally speaking, when people get too excited during an argument, they will say all kinds of hurtful and unpleasant words without thinking. Not only do they hurt feelings, but sometimes they also use swear words, which is very hurtful.
This young couple is fine, they don't use any bad words, but when they talk to each other it's as if they're all honeyed, and their expressions are similar too.
Tsk…
"Alright, alright, calm down." The police chief slapped the table, interrupting the farce.
This sudden interruption indirectly helped Li Zang and Shen Yuemo, whose acting skills were superb, to step on the brakes and avoid the risk of a car accident.
The police uncle said to the police sister, "Don't just sit there and watch the show, do what you need to do."
“Ahem.”
The police inspector coughed twice, then picked up the pen and began to ask Shen Yuemo: “Little girl, where are you from?”
Why ask Shen Yuemo first? Because she is the perpetrator and the suspect.
Shen Yuemo replied timidly: "My ancestral home is in Jiangnan..."
The police lady said: "It's okay, don't be nervous, it's just a normal transcript. If the matter is resolved and there is no problem, these transcripts will be destroyed directly."
Shen Yuemo nodded, indicating that he understood.
The police lady said: "Your accent sounds like a local!"
“I grew up here.”
The superintendent suddenly realized: "You grew up here? No wonder."
Shen Yuemo: “…”
This is really a misunderstanding. I have a very good temper.
Wow, it’s so unfair!
…
On the other side, the police uncle asked Li Zang: "Where are you from?"
Li Zang replied: "I am a local."
"Locals... Yeah, quite similar."
Li Zang:? ? ?
The police uncle added: "Don't get me wrong, it's not about you being beaten by your wife at home."
Li Zang said dryly, "I didn't misunderstand."
"As men, we should always be considerate of our girlfriends and give them a sense of security, then she will not make things difficult for you." The police uncle advised seriously.
Li Zang remembered this sentence, but still said: "The point is, I am not wrong."
Li Zang complained: "I think I am innocent, but she doesn't think I am innocent. She beat me. I feel that I am more wronged than Dou E!"
The police uncle said: "Little brother, listen to me. I'm an experienced person. Since you are looking for a local..."
Li Zang interrupted the police uncle and corrected him: "Jiangnan, Jiangnan."
The police uncle said, "It's all the same. Girls who grow up here will eventually learn the bad habits from us. They are our family, so we should be mentally prepared for this. Girls from the Northeast usually have bad tempers."
"Who said that girls from Northeast China have fierce personalities?"
The police inspector was not happy to hear this, and said to Shen Yuemo: "It depends on the person. Some people just deserve a beating. Don't you think so?"
Shen Yuemo felt that this made sense and nodded repeatedly.
That’s right, Brother Zang really deserves a beating right now!
The police uncle quickly changed the subject: "My husband has a bad temper too, but your girlfriend is relatively good."
Li Zang was stunned and asked, "What's wrong?"
The police uncle patted Li Zang on the shoulder and said, "At least, she is beautiful."
Li Zang:? ? ?
“Oh, just because a person is pretty, domestic violence can be tolerated, right? I’m also handsome, so does that mean I deserve to be beaten?” Li Zang complained.
Shen Yuemo heard everything and was so angry that she pushed Li Zang directly.
Li Zang looked back at her, not understanding why, but that didn't stop him from taking advantage of the situation: "Uncle Superintendent, look, she dared to push me!"
Seeing this, the police chief also felt a headache.
Shen Yuemo looked furious.
Sorry for my damn immersive acting.
Sure enough, after ten years, this guy's ability to make people mad has not diminished at all.
The police uncle said slowly: "Little girl, don't bully your boyfriend like this. Look at your boyfriend, he is so strong. If he really wants to beat you up, there will be no problem. But he didn't. What does this mean? It means that your boyfriend still loves you!"
"He dares?!"
The police lady subconsciously retorted, but found that only her own voice was heard, so she turned her head to look at Shen Yuemo, and then saw that the little girl's face was flushed and shy.
All three of them saw this change firsthand.
Why are you still shy about this?
Li Zang stared at Shen Yuemo, his eyes full of anxiety.
The police uncle's eyes were extremely sharp. He was amused and said with a smile: "Okay, there is no problem with the situation between the two of you. You still have feelings for each other. Just go home and talk it out. Let's go."
Li Zang: “…”
Then, the two were inexplicably sent out of the police station.
The police superintendent's parting words were: "Stop fighting, and communicate well about everything."
The wind and snow were blowing, and Li Zang felt his heart was cold. He turned his head and looked at Shen Yuemo, and said speechlessly: "What are you doing? You failed me at the critical moment!?"
Chen Yuemo: (o'ω'o)?
"Don't play dumb. The good situation just now was ruined by your shyness!"
Shen Yuemo murmured quietly: “I didn’t mean it.”
"How about we find a place nearby to stay for a while?"
"Heh... forget it. We can't go anywhere." Li Zang turned around and said to Shen Yuemo, "Momo, come and hit me."
"ah?"
"Hit me! If you don't hit me, how can we get in again?"
Shen Yuemo was speechless: "...Do you want to fight so hard?"
"You have to fight! See for yourself."
Li Zang pointed his finger at the flower garden not far away. Shen Yuemo looked in the direction of his finger, and then she saw it too.
There, there was a dog standing motionless in the snow and wind, looking ferocious and murderous.
Besides that dog demon, what other dog could it be...
Oh my god! ! !
Shen Yuemo felt a chill down her spine and subconsciously reached out to hold Li Zang's arm.
"You can see that we can't get out now. I'm sure the dog knows that the police station is a dangerous place, so it has been keeping a safe distance and dare not come close."
"But if we dare to go over there, it will beat us to death in a few minutes and then leave contentedly."
Shen Yuemo: "...What should I do?"
"Either it comes in and seeks death, or I use my method, but it will take some time."
Shen Yuemo asked timidly: "Your method? Will it really work?"
Li Zang nodded heavily and said, "Yes!"
Although I don’t know when the next task will come, it will definitely come.
Of course, he would not pin all his hopes on the system. If he really had to endure to the point where he could no longer stay in the police station, he would just stand here and use the "See Through the Illusion" technique on the demon dog! ! !
Right here, force it to reveal its true form, and then call people to chase it and deal with it!
Of course, this is the last resort, as it may harm innocent people, so it must not be used until the last moment.
Li Zang took a deep breath, faced Shen Yuemo, and said in a deep voice: “Come on, hit me!”
"If you do this, I will really have a criminal record. What if no one wants me then?" Shen Yuemo said with a red face.
"How about I beat you?"
Li Zang thought he had made a very good suggestion, but the next second, he felt a heavy blow to his nose.
“Bang!”
One punch, one injured!
Li Zang licked his upper lip. It tasted salty. Yes, it was blood!
"Go, go in!"
"Wait a minute, Brother Zang, is this considered fraud?"
Li Zang asked, "Did you hit me?"
Shen Yuemo nodded.
"So if you hit me, is it okay for me to call the police?"
Shen Yuemo said sadly: "...You have no problem, but I do. I just left the police station and I'm in trouble again. If I go back, won't I really end up in jail? "
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"Don't worry, just go in and squat, I'll watch over you."
Shen Yuemo said unhappily: "Thank you so much!!!"
Li Zang sensed the danger and slipped directly into the police station.
"This bastard!"
After Shen Yuemo finished cursing, she lowered her head and looked at her fist. She was silent for a long time. She had a strange feeling, as if she had opened the door to a new world?
"Why are you back again... Ouch, why is your nose bleeding?" The police sister quickly took out a few tissues and handed them to Li Zang.
Li Zang took the paper, wiped the blood from his nose, and said, "It's okay, I just got beaten again."
Miss Superintendent: “…”
Shen Yuemo came in, pretending to be aggressive.
When it comes to acting, acting skills are very important!
Li Zang quickly hid behind the police lady.
The police lady said with a pained look on her face: "Okay, both of you, follow me in!"
The police uncle had just put away the things on the table. He looked up and saw his colleague leading the two bastards back again. He asked in astonishment, "Why did you bring them back again?"
The police lady said, "They started fighting again as soon as they got out of the house. The girl was very ruthless. Both of the little brother's nostrils were red."
The police uncle was speechless. He looked at Li Zang and shook his head and laughed: "You got beaten again just after you left the house. What did you do to make your girlfriend angry?"
Li Zang didn't know what to say.
The police lady was very annoyed. She looked at Li Zang and asked, "Brother, what is your request?"
Li Zang could only choose the second option: "Follow the normal process. I will call the police and sue her for provoking trouble and assaulting someone!"
The police lady said, "If you want to follow the normal process, you will be detained for at least a few days for assaulting and injuring someone. Are you sure you want to do this?"
Li Zang nodded repeatedly: "I'm sure, lock her up for a few days and let her reflect on herself."
The police uncle added: "Little brother, you have to think carefully before answering. If you really want to lock her up, it is only when you two don't want to live with her anymore."
Li Zang pretended to be angry and said firmly: "Then don't celebrate!"
Shen Yuemo: “…”
I don't know why, it's clearly acting, but why do I feel more and more uncomfortable the more I listen to it? !
The policeman sighed and said, "Young man, I don't want to say anything bad to you, but with your over-the-top temper, you deserve to be beaten up by your girlfriend. You deserve it."
Li Zang said indignantly: "This world is so unfair. If I had abused her, she could have gone to the Women's Federation. But I was abused and there is no Husbands' Federation to help me. I'm asking you for help. Is there anything wrong with that?!"
Three people: "..."
When an honest official settles a family dispute, he can only persuade them to reconcile, not to separate. The police uncle said helplessly: "Why don't you ask your girlfriend to apologize!"
"Okay, I don't ask for much. Just ask her to apologize to me now and swear not to hit me again in her life, then I will forgive her." Li Zang directly put the blame on Shen Yuemo.
Upon hearing this, Shen Yuemo immediately added coldly: "Do you think it's possible? Do you want me to kneel down for you and sing a song of Conquer for you?"
"Well... that's not necessary."
Li Zang felt an inexplicable chill in his heart, and he felt that Shen Yuemo was really angry now.
Oh my god, this guy’s acting is amazing! ! !
(End of this chapter)
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