Han Zeyu turned around, hugged her husband, raised her head, and looked at him expectantly: "In this remote mountain forest, don't you want to do something for me?"
This time, Su Shien's forehead was sweating, and he stammered nervously, "What? In broad daylight, it's not good..."
Han Zeyu said confidently: "How can a legitimate husband-wife relationship with a marriage certificate be bad? Hurry up~"
Su Shien was speechless. In his eighteen years of life, he had never heard of a decent couple sneaking into the woods in broad daylight.
"Brother Yu, stop making trouble. What if someone sees us?"
"What's wrong with seeing you? We didn't do anything. Besides, I just wanted you to hug me. What are you thinking about? Oh, I get it. You must be thinking about something embarrassing."
Su Shi'en was more wronged than Dou E. It was not his fault, he didn't do it. Why is this guy turning the tables?
Han Zeyu raised his head with a kind heart and offered a solution: "I've seen through your little trick. How about this? Give me a kiss as hush money."
In fact, the two of them had already consummated their marriage and tried everything they should and shouldn't do. It was just a kiss, it's not like they had kissed before.
Su Shien prepared himself mentally, but it was really embarrassing to do it in broad daylight.
Looking at Yu Ge'er's expectant eyes, Su Shien seemed to be bewitched by something. He threw all worldly dogmas behind his mind and slowly approached Han Zeyu.
When their lips touched lightly, the feeling was as numbing as an electric shock. Han Zeyu excitedly put her arms around her husband's neck, wanting to deepen the kiss.
As his tongue was ready, he suddenly felt danger approaching nearby, followed by a dull snort and a "hum" sound.
Han Zeyu turned his head and saw a dark figure hiding in the grass about ten meters away.
Oh my god~ Dear Second Brother, I finally waited for you, I’m glad I didn’t give up.
Su Shien was not as perceptive as Han Zeyu, but he also saw a looming figure in the grass. Although he didn't know what kind of beast it was, it looked very dangerous.
Without time to think, Su Shien grabbed her husband's arm and told him to run quickly.
Before Han Zeyu had time to feel moved, the tactless second brother rushed over, snorting and breathing heavily.
Seeing that it was too late to escape, Su Shien wanted to hide Yu Ge'er behind him, at least he could resist for a while. However, he didn't expect that Yu Ge'er was very strong and threw him out with his backhand.
Su Shien, who had bumped into the tree trunk, watched Yuger lift one foot and step heavily on the ground.
The running wild boar fell with a loud bang three meters away from Han Zeyu.
The ground, which originally had a slight slope, collapsed, forming a circular pit with a depth of nearly two meters.
The wild boar kept howling at the bottom of the pit and tried hard to climb up, but the limited space affected its performance. At this moment, the second brother could only rage helplessly at the bottom of the pit, digging the soil with its hooves and banging its big head against the wall.
Han Zeyu thought with regret that he might not be able to eat the pig head. This wild second brother looked a little silly and there must be something wrong with his brain.
Su Shien was stunned and said, "Brother Yu, you..."
Oh no, she was so focused on the pig's head that she forgot about her dear husband.
Han Zeyu quickly made amends, rushed over to hug her husband, touched him all over, and asked with concern: "Husband, are you okay?"
Touching his handsome face, kneading his chest, and patting his back, Su Shien quickly spoke up to stop him when he saw that his sinful little hand was about to slide down.
"Brother Yu, what's with that big hole? Did you make it?"
Han Zeyu thought that they had both been married, had sex, and were in a relationship that was open and honest, so there was nothing they couldn't talk about, but he also wanted to know Su Shien's opinion.
"What do you think? Take a bold guess. Don't worry, your dear husband doesn't eat people. Well...even if he wants to eat, he eats at night."
Su Shien tried hard to ignore someone's teasing words. After thinking for a moment, he asked tentatively, "You are so powerful, are you the reincarnation of the Earth God?"
Han Zeyu was furious, thinking to himself, if I hadn't traveled thousands of miles across the world to turn you gay, you would be a stinking straight man who is hated by everyone.
Seeing that Yu Ge'er was angry, Su Shi'en didn't care about being shy, and quickly hugged him and kissed him, coaxing him softly: "Don't be angry with me, I was wrong, I was short-sighted, I was ignorant, no matter who you are, you are my husband, my Yu Ge'er."
Han Zeyu was angry, the kind that was hard to appease: "You said you were wrong, then tell me where exactly you went wrong?"
Su Shien is indeed not good at talking in this regard. These tricks to coax people were taught to him by Yu Ge'er after they got engaged. Now that the teacher has asked a question, how should he, as a student, answer?
Teacher Han was very disappointed: "You should say that you are wrong in every aspect. How can you be so stupid?"
A good student should be able to draw inferences from one example. Su Shien quickly stated his position: "It's all my fault. Yu Ge'er was teaching me a lesson. Yu Ge'er is the smartest. Please don't be angry with me, a fool, okay?"
Han Zeyu pushed further and made a request: "Then call me husband and let me hear it."
Su Shien didn't doubt him, looked into Yu Ge'er's eyes seriously, and called out foolishly, "Husband?"
Han Zeyu decisively covered his nose. He couldn't take it anymore. His nosebleed, his persistence, his little heart...
With a face like this, calling him husband is simply a beauty attack. Oh my God~ My family, I am bullied by beauty.
This voice, this attitude of admitting mistakes, putting aside his looks, he really can't put them aside!
He grabbed Su Shien's collar with resentment and gave her a domineering and lingering kiss.
Han Zeyu leaned in the other person's arms, still asking the question: "Why do you look so good?"
With a blushing face, Su Shien answered seriously: "Yu Ge'er is more handsome. If I were ugly, I'm afraid I wouldn't be worthy of you."
She took another big sip. Her husband had made rapid progress, and this was a reward for him.
Han Zeyu looked beautiful, ethereal, and in a good mood. Su Shien breathed a sigh of relief and declared that the crisis was over.
The second brother at the bottom of the pit was still howling: "Hello? Hello! Do any of you still remember my existence?"
It’s a pity that the two people above are still showing off their love like crazy.
"I'm not a land god! I'm so beautiful, why don't you guess I'm a fox spirit?"
"Brother Yu is not a fox spirit, he is a fairy who can cast spells."
"No, I want to be a fox spirit, a fox spirit that specializes in sucking people's yang energy and seducing their souls. You pale-faced scholar, why don't you just lie down and wait for me to come and take your energy."
"Then, can we wait until night to replenish our energy?"
Han Zeyu nodded reluctantly. Good things are worth waiting for. There will always be opportunities to enjoy them. There is no need to rush.
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