"Your Majesty, do you see? No matter how I pinch him, he just won't wake up!"
If Zhao Shu knew how to say "Holy crap," he would have already said it ten times already.
Out of curiosity, he raised his fat hand and pinched Lin Mo's arm hard.
"Wow, it's true! No matter how much I squeeze him, he won't wake up!" Zhao Shu felt like he had discovered a new toy and kept squeezing him. "Ha, he won't wake up even with so much force, it's amazing!"
"Your Majesty, please stop pinching him!" Yao Guangxiao quickly reminded him, "This is His Highness. He's just asleep because of his illness. If you pinch him like this, His Highness will get hurt!"
"Ah...is that so? I forgot!" Zhao Shu said, blushing. "Minister Lin, I didn't mean to, it's just that your illness is too strange...come, let me rub it for you!"
After saying that, Zhao Shu stretched out his large right hand and began to massage Lin Mo.
Unfortunately, Lin Mo woke up from a system bug at that very moment.
"Damn system, it's bugged again!" he muttered to himself in his half-awake state. "It made me sleep for another hour!"
When Lin Mo opened his eyes, before he was fully conscious, he saw a fat man, as fat as a pig, sitting on the edge of his bed, grinning lewdly at him.
"You're awake?" the pig-like man asked with a concerned expression.
Lin Mo noticed that his right hand was being pinched and rubbed back and forth by the pig...
This scene is just like a WeChat emoji on Earth, where Pigsy sits by the bed and asks if you're awake.
Upon seeing this, Lin Mo felt a jolt in his hand and a tightness in his anus. "Damn it, where did this pig-head come from? Take this!"
So he struggled to his feet, then raised his fist and punched Zhao Shu’s fat face!
With a cry of "Ouch!", Yao Guangxiao felt a chill run down his spine...
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