Chapter 110 Chapter 110 This chapter has too many elements.
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I don’t know what was going on in Muzan Kibutsuji’s mind, but he actually agreed to this unprecedented dinner proposal.
"Is that so...that sounds great. I haven't tasted human food in ages. You know, with our constitutions, it would taste like chewing wax. Since there are special ingredients that allow us to taste the true flavor of the ingredients, I'm really looking forward to it."
Douma cheered, holding his face with his hands, his cheeks flushed. "Ah, that's really good."
"Will we all become good friends after having a meal together?"
As he spoke, he looked towards Li Xiaoqi.
Li Xiaoqi met Douma's gaze, smiled, and said, "Of course I can!"
Douma clasped his hands together and spoke innocently, like a high school student looking forward to a gathering with friends after school.
"Great! Let me help too."
Li Xiaoqi felt complicated as he watched the favorability level on Douma's head rise to 30.
"No need, I have the general and I... Doraemon to help me."
She waved her hand and declined.
"Really?"
"Uh-huh."
"Ms. Nana is amazing."
"No."
After some polite words, Li Xiaoqi finally breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that Douma did not volunteer again.
Muzan Kibutsuji did not force a subordinate to follow him, perhaps because he felt that doing so would undermine the considerate and gentle image he had established.
General Raiden's gaze swept across the numbers on the heads of Muzan Kibutsuji and the others, and his eyes were subtle when he looked at Li Xiaoqi.
Li Xiaoqi turned around to meet General Lei Dian's gaze and asked, "What's wrong?"
General Lei Dian shook his head. "Nothing. I just thought your mission was a little strange."
How does General Lei Dian know about missions and such?
Li Xiaoqi blinked slowly, feeling very surprised, but since she had previously pretended to be familiar with what General Raiden and Shadow said, she did not dare to show any surprise in front of Muzan Kibutsuji and suppressed her feelings.
"Well, there's nothing I can do."
Under Elizabeth's leather suit, Dazai Osamu noticed General Raiden's actions and smiled silently with interest.
Muzan Kibutsuji listened and thought that General Raiden was talking about Li Xiaoqi's research on the blue spider lily.
"After all, it's a precious herb that can eliminate the miasma of the space-time rift. It's not surprising that Miss General Lei Dian is surprised."
He used this statement to show that Li Xiaoqi had told him about the Space-Time Administration, in order to tell the powerful General Lei Dian that he and Li Xiaoqi were not strangers, and also to mislead her into thinking that they had a familiar relationship.
General Lei Dian looked over and said coldly, "Did I ask you to speak?"
Muzan Kibutsuji's forehead twitched, and annoyance flashed in his eyes.
He took a deep breath and smiled again.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!】
[As expected of General Thunder, domineering]
【Muzan, you have come to this day too】
【So cool! 】
[Muzan wanted to build a relationship, but General Raiden told him to shut up and laugh at Facai]
The comments were full of praise and were well received.
"Then let's shamelessly look forward to Miss Nana's cooking."
Muzan Kibutsuji placed his hand on his chest and saluted as a gentleman, "Minaru will prepare the kitchen for Miss Nana."
"Once the cooking is done, just call for Naruto to come to the room we are in."
Li Xiaoqi folded his hands and bowed slightly, "I understand, Master Muzan."
Muzan Kibutsuji showed a bright smile and said softly, "Miss Nana, you can just call me Muzan."
"Okay, Mr. Muzan."
Li Xiaoqi smiled, her eyes curved, she clutched her kimono tightly, her toes digging into the ground in embarrassment.
Help, family members!
The look of Muzan wearing a human mask gives people goosebumps!
In an instant, the sound of shamisen strings came from the air, and the scenery in front of them changed. Li Xiaoqi, General Raiden and Dazai Osamu appeared in a brand new room.
In front of him was a spacious stove, with firewood piled next to it.
On the stove, there are pots, pans, various seasonings and knives.
Li Xiaoqi couldn't help but sigh: "Mingnu is really omnipotent."
A wooden sign appeared in Dazai Osamu's hand, saying, "Indeed."
General Lei Dian looked puzzled, "Why should we cook for them?"
Li Xiaoqi sighed and spread his hands helplessly.
"Task."
General Lei Dian frowned slightly, his face still expressionless as he said in a deep voice, "The preparation of food has never been included in the rules that should be implemented."
After saying this, her expression became extremely serious and she looked straight at Li Xiaoqi.
Li Xiaoqi was silent for a moment, recalling Ying's cooking skills, and coughed lightly, "General, leave these to us."
"General, all you have to do is season us."
General Lei Dian fell silent, leaning against the wall and closing his eyes to rest.
Seeing this, Li Xiaoqi turned to Dazai Osamu and said, "Tai, hey! Doraemon, just help me."
Dazai Osamu: [Why?]
Li Xiaoqi sneered: "What do you think?"
Dazai Osamu held up a wooden sign with a smirking emoticon on it.
Let them do it (dog head)
[That’s right, anyway, Muzan and the others can’t be killed by eating them.]
On the live broadcast interface, the audience began to clamor for Dazai Osamu and General Raiden to cook.
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, but he was not surprised.
Familiar with the system and the audience, she had already anticipated such a scene. There was nothing more interesting than cooking with a black hole, and the system would definitely cater to the audience's needs.
"Due to overwhelming demand from our audience, the chefs have been replaced by hosts Dazai Osamu and Raiden Shogun."
Administrator June's reminder sounded.
"Um?"
General Lei Dian opened his eyes and found that he was wearing a white apron.
“…”
General Lei Dian fixed his gaze on the live broadcast interface floating in the air. "So, the so-called audience wants to watch me cook?"
[Sure enough, General Raiden can also see this. 】
Dazai Osamu pointed to the live broadcast interface with a wooden sign.
"really?"
General Thunder asked.
Li Xiaoqi nodded and said, "I could see it when Mr. Zhongli was summoned before."
"Zhongli?"
General Lei Dian was puzzled and asked again.
Li Xiaoqi reacted and said with a smile: "It is the god Morax of Liyue."
"I think even the gods of Teyvat can see this thing."
General Lei Dian was stunned, lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then nodded slightly.
Li Xiaoqi clasped his hands together, his expression sincere, and asked, "General, this is the mission. Could you please help us?"
General Lei Dian opened his lips slightly, looking at her in a daze for some reason.
"All right."
Suddenly, just when Li Xiaoqi thought it was impossible to agree, he heard the answer.
Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes to hide the obscure look in them.
"Ding! What delicious dishes should we make for Muzan Kibutsuji and his group?
A. Biyangqi's Dark Cuisine
B. Shimura Tae's Egg Omelette
C. The Time of General Thunder's Judgment
D. Dazai Osamu's Super Energy Pot
E. All of the above
"Tip: Ingredients from Teyvat allow ghosts to taste the flavor of the ingredients."
Suddenly, a virtual disk appeared in front of me, with questions and options appearing on it.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, staring at the five options in disbelief, swallowing unconsciously.
Ah this.
"Delicious food", right?
If you eat it all, even the Ghost King will ascend to heaven...
Lighting candles for Muzan and the three upper-rank brothers, she could already see which one the audience would choose.
No need to think, it must be the last option.
Li Xiaoqi wiped his face and stared blankly at the countless E's flashing across the live broadcast interface.
"The time of judgment?"
General Lei Dian pondered for a moment and murmured, "I can make this dish."
Judgment Time is the special dish of General Thunder in the game. After using it, all characters in the team will lose 10,000 health points within 5 seconds, and all teammates who have not arrived will fall down after 30 seconds.
Osamu Dazai: "..."
Li Xiaoqi: “…”
"How about I chant sutras for them to be liberated?"
Li Xiaoqi spoke in a trembling voice.
Dazai Osamu trembled and raised the wooden sign: [I think it’s okay.]
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"Biyangqi's dark cuisine x1 has been consumed."
"Shimura Tae's omelette x1 has been consumed."
A dish of cream stew appeared on the stove, which was delicious in color, aroma and flavor, but there was an unknown black gas lingering around it.
Then, a plate of unidentified object as black as charcoal appeared next to the cream stew, also emitting black gas.
A strong purple aura came, and General Lei Dian put the dishes in the pot and placed them on the stove.
Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu lowered their eyes and their faces turned pale when they saw the purple liquid in the soup bowl.
"alright."
General Lei Dian pushed the bowl of soup in front of Li Xiaoqi, looking quite satisfied.
Li Xiaoqi's expression was stiff, and he forced a smile.
"Thank you for your help, General."
General Lei Dian nodded, his figure gradually became transparent, and disappeared from Li Xiaoqi's stunned gaze.
“Gudong gudong——”
On the stove, the aroma of chicken stewed with other ingredients wafted from the soup pot. Li Xiaoqi licked his lips and suddenly felt a little greedy.
The ingredients used were poultry, mushrooms, radishes and sweet flowers from my backpack, and I had no idea that the combination would be so delicious.
Will the chicken soup be sweet and fresh?
Li Xiaoqi picked up the soup spoon, opened the lid of the pot, and was about to take a bite when he saw something red being thrown into the pot.
She looked closely and saw that it was Jueyun Jiaojiao.
“…”
Li Xiaoqi turned his head and looked at Dazai Osamu. A bottle of wisteria concentrate appeared in his hand. He opened the bottle cap and poured it out.
Then, Dazai Osamu took out a sunset fruit, cut the flesh into pieces and threw it in.
"1 sizzling hot chili sauce has been consumed."
He took the chili sauce and squeezed it all out and poured it in.
The weird thing is that the chili sauce, which is clearly red, didn’t change color when poured into the soup.
The soup base is still a beautiful golden color, which looks very appetizing. The chicken is next to the red Jueyun peppers, rising and falling with the soup.
Suddenly, an unknown spell appeared on the wooden sign that Dazai Osamu was holding, and the sign was cut into pieces by a knife and thrown into the pot.
The sound of gold coins being consumed was heard, and a golden light fell on the stove.
“Duang——”
The water slime bounced up and down, blinking its round eyes and looking at them curiously.
Dazai Osamu ruthlessly pushed the water slime into the soup pot and poured soup on the slime.
The water slime felt no pain and just blinked quietly.
...?
Slime——
"Doraemon, isn't this too cruel?"
Li Xiaoqi's pupils trembled when he saw this.
She no longer knew whether she was being cruel to the slime or to the stomachs of Muzan Kibutsuji and the others.
Elizabeth put on the leather case and the duck mouth showed a sinister smile.
Li Xiaoqi was deeply shocked by what was happening before his eyes.
Ten minutes later, she looked listless with dead eyes, and looked at all the dishes on the stove, which could be called the most poisonous killing weapon in the world.
【The delicious dish is ready! 】
A wooden sign appeared in Dazai Osamu's hand, and the words on the sign were unusually lively.
At this moment, the barrage was invaded by ellipsis. No one complained, no one spoke, only ellipsis floated by.
Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu with sharp eyes and said, "I will never eat the food you cook again!"
The wooden sign began to shake as his arm trembled. Dazai quickly pulled out a brand new sign that read: [The food prepared for Xiao Qi is absolutely safe!!!]
Li Xiaoqi curled his lips and looked at him suspiciously, "Is this true?"
Dazai Osamu nodded heavily.
Finally, text other than ellipsis began to appear in the barrage.
[Yo yo yo, the food I make for Xiao Qi is absolutely safe]
Ouch, ouch!
[Tsk tsk tsk, I’m full of this dog food]
[Thanks for the treat, the dog food is delicious]
[Jie Qi Party is already on the rooftop]
"Delicious food is ready! Reward: 160 gold coins. Now load it into the dining cart and send it over!"
As the administrator June's words rang out, a food cart from a Western restaurant appeared in front of them, with several meal covers on it.
So, Dazai Osamu quickly placed all the dishes on the dining cart and covered them with lids.
"...Do you think this is the Last Supper?"
Theirs?
Dazai Osamu asked.
Li Xiaoqi shook his head with a look of dejection and said listlessly, "No, this is the last dinner we will cook."
It will definitely be considered intentional murder afterwards, absolutely!
"Ding Dong!"
Stop the ding-dong!
If you have something to say, say it quickly——
Li Xiaoqi's face turned red and he looked extremely angry.
"Host Xiao Qi and Doraemon are about to deliver food to Muzan Kibutsuji and his group. Due to the special nature of the food, what items should they use to avoid the impending pursuit?
A. Boys and girls change
B. Elders
C. Sakamoto Possession Ticket
"The countdown has begun, and we welcome all viewers to actively participate in the voting."
Li Xiaoqi grabbed the soup spoon and threw it to the ground, starting to swear.
"Fuck you! Damn you!"
In the live broadcast room, the system considerately blocked out impolite words and turned them into "beep" sounds.
[None of these options seem to be able to escape Muzan's pursuit... Too tragic]
[Boss Sakamoto, at least Sakamoto is the coolest]
[Elder, it’s you again, hahahaha]
The audience in the live broadcast room began to vote, and the results appeared one minute later.
"Sakamoto Possession Ticket x1 has been consumed."
A white light appeared on Li Xiaoqi's body, and suddenly his body shook, and he began to lose control, and even had a pair of glasses on his face.
She raised her hand and pushed her eyes, which reflected light.
"Doraemon, let's go."
His voice became deep and powerful, and his movements were crisp and decisive.
Dazai Osamu blinked slowly and raised the wooden sign.
[Although I've seen the effects of this prop once before, I still want to say, it's really cool.]
"Miracle, please take me to where Lord Muzan and the others are."
Li Xiaoqi curled the corners of his lips slightly and gripped the handle of the dining cart.
Her soul was in her body, and just like in the dream she had last night, she could only let her body move.
"1 of Muzan Kibutsuji's appearance dry ice has been consumed."
"Super Speaker x1 has been consumed."
Li Xiaoqi in soul state: ???
The music started, and the next second Lee Sakamoto Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu appeared in a spacious room.
Muzan Kibutsuji sat at the top seat, with Kokushibo, Douma and Akaza on his left and right.
White mist spread from behind Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu. They walked forward step by step, their pace slow, accompanied by the sudden accompaniment of electronic music, their bodies firm and upright.
Air currents arose without any wind, blowing the hem of the kimono back and forth.
Li Xiaoqi stopped and gave an elegant gentleman's salute, "Your Excellency, the Ghost King, I've been waiting for you."
“Now, a delicious meal for you.”
"One sip will make you feel refreshed and let you experience supreme bliss."
At this moment, the soul Xiaoqi in the body was roaring silently.
Isn't this the BGM for the group battle when everyone enters the Infinite City dungeon?
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The author has something to say: Personal setting: The scene where General Raiden makes his cooking judgment is originally a meme in the three-dimensional world, but it exists in the game in this article.
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2024-08-14 18:02:36 and 2024-08-14 21:57:24~
Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 1 for Dao Qingxing;
Thanks to the little angel who irrigated the nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Xueyin;
Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!
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