Chapter 112 Chapter 112 Wuzhan: "Send me to... the toilet...
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Muzan Kibutsuji and Kokushibo lowered their heads slightly, and no one could see their expressions clearly.
"Pah."
The food in Akaza's spoon fell onto the plate, making a sticky sound.
Then there was the sound of a plate cracking.
At the critical moment, Li Xiaoqi picked up the plate in front of Tong Mo and replaced it with an empty one.
"Mr. Akaza, did I say something to upset you?"
Douma scratched the back of his head and smiled in confusion.
In an instant, Muzan Kibutsuji cast an angry look at Douma, signaling him to shut up.
Kokushibo sighed inaudibly, "Douma, you shouldn't talk while eating. It's disrespectful to the food."
Douma closed his mouth and made a sewing motion.
Li Xiaoqi placed the plate back in front of Douma and said in a serious tone, "Don't worry, everyone. The dishes we make are absolutely delicious."
"Next, please relax and enjoy your meal."
She bowed and stepped aside.
Muzan Kibutsuji held a skeptical attitude and put the spoon to his mouth very slowly under Li Xiaoqi's burning gaze.
Kokushibo pursed his lips and took a bite.
A unique flavor permeates the tip of the tongue, spicy with a hint of sourness, the soup is rich, and an indescribable wonderful fragrance spreads in the mouth.
"tasty."
He couldn't help but murmur.
Muzan Kibutsuji relaxed his grip on the spoon, and the tension in his heart gradually disappeared.
He also took a bite and found it tasted good.
For thousands of years, Muzan Kibutsuji has never tasted human food and has long forgotten what it tastes like.
The taste is like the unreachable sun.
He subconsciously sighed in his heart, with a stunned look between his brows.
Akaza swallowed it and stared at the food on the plate in a daze again.
"What a surprise, this food that looks like O tastes so good."
"Ah, yes, this is the taste of food..."
Douma's cheeks flushed, and he licked the soup from his lips with an intoxicated expression.
"The Sakamoto possession ticket has expired."
Following the administrator June's words, Li Xiaoqi regained control of his body.
But she didn't dare show any sign of relaxation, and could only continue to maintain a calm, faint smile on her lips.
Suddenly, the favorability of Muzan Kibutsuji, Kokushibo and Douma increased by 5 points at the same time. Now the favorability of Muzan Kibutsuji is 35, Kokushibo is 15, and Douma is 40 respectively.
Akaza, my favorability is still zero.
A man who is very affectionate, he has almost lost all love since the death of Lian Xue and his master. If there is anything that can shake his heart, it is to recruit strong people to join, such as Brother Purgatory.
……Wait.
Douma's favorability has reached 40?!
Li Xiaoqi remembered that after OO turned into a screwdriver, Douma's favorability had recovered from zero to 20. He had just seen him twice, which increased his favorability by 5 points, so the total was only 30...
In other words, his favorability level increased by 10 points right at the beginning of the dinner?
Douma noticed Li Xiaoqi's gaze and gave her a gentle smile.
Li Xiaoqi felt a chill and looked away with a faint smile on his face.
Douma's face fell and he buried his head in his food.
【Hahahahahahahahaha!!!】
[Momotou is courteous, but Qiqi ignores him]
[It's really miserable. I told the truth but was still pressured by the third brother]
[To be frank, Douma is right, it's a fragrant shi (dog head)]
【Yue——I’m eating!!!】
【Speaking of which, this dark cuisine is actually delicious???】
【A double negative equals a positive, which makes people laugh】
[I went to bed early last night and only just checked the livestream today. Am I the only one wondering why Douma has the highest favorability? Is it because Xiaoqi is the main target of Douma?]
[Hahahaha, last night Wuzan, Yige, and Momotou all went to secretly watch Xiaoqi sleep. Momotou sat quietly in the corridor to accompany Qiqi to sleep. I thought it would increase then, but it didn't. It started to increase from the beginning of the dinner party.]
[High EQ: sitting with Xiaoqi, low EQ: sitting and watching the chicks]
[Seemingly accompanying the chicks affectionately, he actually stared at the chicks in the pen for a long time]
Because Li Xiaoqi pretended not to care and looked away from Tong Mo, the live broadcast interface came into view, and the words on the barrage made her feel ashamed.
The sudden increase of 10 points of favorability was definitely because he wanted to build a good relationship with her so that he could steal her ghost-luring chicks.
Suddenly, Li Xiaoqi became more wary of Douma.
Dazai Osamu looked at Li Xiaoqi, and seeing her pretending to be calm, he couldn't help but smile.
Since the food was unexpectedly delicious, everyone stopped complaining about its size and ate it with great relish.
At this moment, Li Xiaoqi recalled that Dazai Osamu had added wisteria flower concentrate into it, so he thought to himself that something was wrong.
Suddenly, Muzan Kibutsuji's face froze, and he squeezed out the words from his mouth, "What did you add in it?!"
Douma opened his eyes wide, covered his stomach and stood up.
"Ah, since ancient times, beauties have always had thorns. It seems the food they cook is also poisonous."
Kokushibo appeared in front of Li Xiaoqi in a flash, with sweat on his forehead.
Li Xiaoqi was forced to raise his head because his knife was against his neck.
Akaza looked over coldly, "Hey, you actually poisoned the wisteria flowers?"
Dazai Osamu received a lot of damage, and these ghosts at the top of the strength list began to breathe heavily, with veins bulging on their arms and foreheads.
By the way, he ordered fifty servings of wisteria concentrate.
Li Xiaoqi, who was using the version possession ticket, did not stop it at the time and let the situation develop.
However, Li Xiaoqi thought that even if there was no interference from the version possession ticket, she would most likely just watch from the sidelines.
Because, if anything goes wrong, the blame can be put on the fictional Space-Time Administration.
"P-wisteria flower poison?"
The cold air was pressing against his forehead. Li Xiaoqi spoke in a weak voice and looked at Kokushibo helplessly.
"I, I don't know...Wisteria flowers are our daily seasoning at the Space-Time Administration..."
Her eyes were filled with fear and tears suddenly welled up in the corners of her eyes.
Transparent drops of water fell from the corners of his eyes, and Li Xiaoqi fell silent.
It seems that after using the love potion, tears fall much faster and they fall by themselves.
Kokushibo was stunned, and his hand that was gripping the hilt of the sword unconsciously loosened a little.
Muzan Kibutsuji looked at Li Xiaoqi's face carefully, wanting to judge whether she was lying, but as he looked at her, he was attracted by her pitiful appearance.
The coldness on his face faded a little, and his plum-red eyes were full of Li Xiaoqi's aggrieved look.
The discomfort in his stomach brought him back to his senses, and he suddenly felt annoyed and helpless.
Muzan Kibutsuji took a deep breath and put on the gentle and amiable human mask he had set up.
"So that's how it is. Ghosts can't eat wisteria flowers. They are poisonous to us. A sufficient amount of wisteria poison can directly dissolve an ordinary ghost.
"From what Miss Nana said, you should have eaten wisteria flowers frequently when you were in the Space-Time Administration. Did you continue to eat them after you became a ghost?"
Li Xiaoqi shook his head and said, "No... Because the Space-Time Administration was in chaos during that time, many spices were lost in the melee, and Wisteria spice was one of them. Most of the supply workers were seriously injured and couldn't replenish the stock, so I haven't eaten any food with Wisteria spice since I became a ghost."
"Because dishes with wisteria spices are very delicious and many team members like them, many people in the bureau couldn't get used to eating in the cafeteria during that period."
"When Doraemon was out looking for a time machine, he saw someone selling it, so he bought some."
At the end of the story, Li Xiaoqi showed a helpless look and apologized, "I'm sorry, I didn't know that ghosts would be poisoned if they ate wisteria flowers."
Kokushibo frowned slightly and turned to look at Muzan Kibutsuji.
Muzan Kibutsuji looked at Li Xiaoqi without saying anything, as if he was still judging the truthfulness of his words.
Suddenly, Dazai Osamu slid in, holding a wooden sign in his hand.
[Don't forget! If Nana feels pain, she will passively activate her creation skill, and anyone who hurts her will turn into a screwdriver! ]
The obvious reminder caught the eyes of Muzan Kibutsuji and the three Upper Moons, and the atmosphere became quiet.
Kokushibo's hand froze in mid-air and slowly dropped down.
Douma: “…”
Ghost Dance Tsuji Muzan: "..."
Akaza, who heard it for the first time: “……!!!”
Li Xiaoqi laughed twice and his cheeks turned red with embarrassment.
"Mingnu."
Muzan Kibutsuji lowered his head, his shoulders trembling slightly.
"Take me to the...toilet."
Eh…
It turns out there are toilets in Infinite City.
Li Xiaoqi blinked and sighed in his heart in curiosity.
Three seconds later, the sound of the shamisen was heard. Perhaps Mingnu was as surprised as she was.
"Mingnu."
Kokushibo slowly squatted down and called softly.
"No! Mingnu——"
Douma covered his stomach and jumped back and forth on his feet.
"Mingnu..."
Akaza's upper body was shaking, and he held onto the wall weakly.
Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked at the scene in front of them with pity.
The sounds of shamisen strings rang out one after another, and Douma, Kokushibo and Akaza disappeared on the spot.
Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu and raised his hand to signal.
Dazai Osamu put on Elizabeth's leather suit and threw away the wooden sign.
The two high-fived, looked at each other, then turned their backs and burst into laughter.
“Hahahahahahahaha——”
"Dynamic CG has been generated - 'The Last Supper', now in the shopping cart."
"So far, the presenter has received the following gifts: Hozuki's mace x1, Hijikata Toshiro's demon sword x1, potions that grant immunity to all debuffs x4, potions that enhance all buffs x4, magical girl transformation devices x5, One-Sword 999 legendary blades x6, Immortal Speed Bottles x6, extra-large spicy strips x22, Pure Heart x67, blue-dyed Higanbana x99, Sweet Flower x99, and Jueyun Pepper x99."
The next three days were very dull. Li Xiaoqi basically stayed in his yard, looking forward to the crops in the fields ripening every day. During this period, Muzan Kibutsuji and his group did not appear.
Dazai Osamu had already returned to the Demon Slayer Corps and continued his work as an instructor, teaching everyone how to use firearms. I heard that the pillars had already learned basic shooting.
Once, Mingnu suddenly came to the courtyard.
She said, "Lord Muzan, Lord Kokushibo, Lord Douma, and Lord Akaza have been suffering from diarrhea and sent me to ask if there is any way to stop it."
Li Xiaoqi blinked slowly, showing a look of surprise.
"You've been having diarrhea for three days?"
Mingnu was strangely silent for a moment, then nodded slightly.
Li Xiaoqi pretended to think and called out his backpack. He spread out his palms, a white light flashed, and three bottles of potion appeared in his hands.
She handed it to Mingnu, "This is a potion that will eliminate all the side effects."
"Thank you very much."
Mingnu took the potion, knelt down and bowed while holding the shamisen.
After saying that, she left.
Li Xiaoqi looked at the flowers and plants in the yard and sighed with emotion.
Given the physical conditions of Muzan Kibutsuji and the others, the wisteria flower concentrate should not be enough to kill them. The fact that they are still suffering from diarrhea after three days can only be the combined effect of those dishes.
Dazai Osamu, General Raiden, Shimura Tae and Biyangqi...
It's really scary.
"Tsk, what a pity, such a good potion..."
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