Chapter 169 Chapter 169 Dazai and Gin: “My O…”
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[This is the same singing and dancing scene as in Idol Life, hahahahahahaha]
【Yokohama singer Nakahara Chuuya makes his debut! 】
[Isn't that what Yin is holding owe?]
I chose E (dog head), but the system was even worse. It went all in.
[Wow, this is so pitiful, how come all the Mafia members are back at the right time?]
Qiqi: I told you not to listen to me. Now you know the consequences.
If you don't listen to the advice, you'll suffer the consequences.
【……】
[Off-screen, Chuuya, you... (patting the shoulder)]
[Don't cry in the middle]
[I admit that I laughed very loudly hahahahahaha]
Chuuya: My heart finally died.
[Although the system is suspicious and sometimes annoying, I have to say it is the most Dior]
[Laughing Mouse, in the end, it was Chuuya who got hurt]
[Even though I'm not a Chuuya fan, I almost feel pity for him. Chuuya is so pitiful.]
[Even through the screen, I'm dying for Chuuyasha, sos]
There were endless excited speeches on the live broadcast screen, including some that expressed pity and misery.
Higuchi Ichiyo opened his eyes wide and looked at the pink space around him in disbelief.
"Is this the ability to pull people into another dimension?"
A pink heart bubble sparkled with golden light and floated past Ryunosuke Akutagawa's eyes.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke was silent for two seconds, then took a step back to avoid the pink heart bubble.
He opened his eyes wide, and the terrifying gravity of the mafia was reflected in his eyes, making his posture at this moment resemble those inexplicable idol groups on TV, making cute dance moves.
At this moment, Akutagawa Ryunosuke's pupils trembled, and he felt that this world was a little mysterious.
Ozaki Kouyo's hand trembled slightly, and the knife in her hand turned into a cheering stick.
She immediately looked back and saw that the golden Yaksha behind her had disappeared silently.
Ozaki Koyo mobilized the supernatural powers in her body, but received no response.
"In this space, supernatural powers...cannot be used."
Her eyes fell on the woman in casual clothes, the man in the black mask, and the silver-haired man in front of her.
“Who are they anyway?”
Ozaki Kouye finally fixed her gaze on the man in the black mask, a look of doubt flashing across her brows.
Then, she turned to look at Guangjin Liulang, and as expected, she saw him staring at the man's black suit in a daze.
"Mr. Hirotsu."
The fabric of his suit seems different from the boss's?
Hirotsu Liulang nodded slightly, understanding the question in Ozaki Kouyo's eyes.
The clothes worn by Boss are custom-made by a special person. Not only are they expensive, they also have special functions.
This is a personal item. If the location where the boss's clothes were customized is exposed, it means that the enemy wants to assassinate the boss and attempts to make something of the boss's clothes. If this is the case, does it mean that the internal information of the mafia has been leaked?
Guangjin Liulang frowned slightly. He had been a mafia for half his life, and had been wandering among the wood warehouses, forests and bullets for many years, but he had never experienced such a thing that not only could he pull people into a different space, but he could also control the superpowers of the superpowers. What's more, the superpower being controlled was the main force of the mafia, Nakahara Chuuya.
“…”
He looked at Nakahara Chuuya, but in the end he couldn't say anything.
In the eyes of the mafia, Nakahara Chuuya stood sideways, with his hands together, one above and one below, palms facing each other, and five fingers slightly curled up.
He raised one foot, tightened his hips, and lifted them slightly.
In the alien space where super powers are ineffective, even if Zhongyuan Chuya tried hard to weld the black coat to his shoulders, it would be in vain.
So, under the astonished gaze of everyone, the black coat slid to the ground.
Therefore, with the close-fitting shape of the high-end suit, Chuuya Nakahara's body curves appear even more charming when he poses, set off by the pink heart.
"T-This is manipulation... and they even want women to dance?"
Tachihara Michizo stammered, "You actually did it in front of us, your subordinates? What a shame for Mr. Nakahara..."
As he spoke, he almost lost control of the knife in his hand. "To be honest, the enemy is really terrifying on the spiritual level."
Nakahara Chuuya's face was full of murderous intent. This familiar feeling reminded him of what happened in the underground space of Leibo Street.
Once upon a time, he also lost control of his body and became a so-called "magical girl", a funny existence.
What is happening now!
And in front of so many subordinates, even Black Lizard and Sister Hongye were there!
At this moment, Nakahara Chuuya really wanted to kill someone.
What on earth are those three doing?
Suddenly, Zhongyuan Zhongye remembered the scene where Li Xiaoqi hurriedly told him to hurry up. He took a deep breath and wanted to travel back to the time when he was beating himself up a few minutes ago.
Since Miss Nana and the others knew that such a shameful thing would happen, that meant that it was all caused by the elemental forces?
The trial before opening the anchor point?
Then why is he the unlucky one?
Nakahara Chuuya was filled with rage, his facial features were almost distorted. As the music sounded, his hands began to dance, and murderous aura turned into black air that entangled him.
Familiar and catchy music sounded, and it turned out to be the Pure Land.
Li Xiaoqi watched Zhongyuan Chuye dancing the familiar dance steps, and was touched by the murderous gaze that was about to turn into laser eyes, and immediately smiled guiltily.
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry!"
The system is really excessive. It would be fine if Chuuya just danced, but people could just enjoy him behind closed doors. But they actually asked him to dance in front of his subordinates. Isn't this a loss of his dignity and face?
The cheerful music gradually speeds up, and the dance becomes more dynamic and enchanting.
The anger on Nakahara Chuuya's face became more and more obvious. He glared at everyone present and clenched his teeth.
"The song is endless, surging in my heart, let me feel your heartbeat and breathing——"
Dazai Osamu laughed suspiciously, took out a mobile phone from somewhere, turned on the video function and recorded Nakahara Chuuya's dancing figure.
Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were stunned. One of them lay in the pocket motionless, and the other stood there silently, afraid that if there was any movement, he would be caught and jumped on together.
Sakata Gintoki stroked his chin and commented in a serious manner: "Oh, not bad, not bad~ If I go to work in a transvestite bar in Xixiang, I will definitely become the number one transvestite."
Pure Land of Bliss!
Eternal God!
Li Xiaoqi roared in his heart and tried hard to suppress the smile on his lips.
Although she was eager to do something and was impressed by the beauty of Chuuya Nakahara on the stage, she didn't dare to scream like the barrage of comments at that moment.
She swore that if she showed any excitement, she would die as soon as the song ended.
"Chuuya! Yokohama Diva! Chuuya! Yokohama Diva—"
Suddenly, the mafia waved their cheering sticks in unison, and the mafia in the front row started to perform Wota art on the spot.
The mafia members at the back started waving their cheering sticks back and forth, shouting loudly.
Among them, Ozaki Koyo, Hirotsu Yanami, Higuchi Ichiyo, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, Tachihara Michizo and Gin and others seemed to have their personalities collapsed. They all raised their cheering sticks, with excited expressions and love in their eyes.
Even Ryunosuke Akutagawa joined the first row, swung his arms, and performed Wota art with the mafia.
Help!
He really has love in his heart. Damn.
Li Xiaoqi took a step back suddenly, feeling scared about the power of the system.
It's terrifying how easily such a group of people could be manipulated into behaving irrationally.
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he wanted to laugh but didn't dare to at the sight in front of him.
“Hahahahahaha——”
Taking advantage of the fact that no one could see him, Geto Xiayou started laughing loudly without restraint.
Gojo Satoru was laughing so hard in Li Xiaoqi's pocket that he fell backwards and kept hitting Li Xiaoqi's waist.
Perhaps he had restrained his strength, or perhaps Gojo Satoru had become as shrunken as a villain, and Li Xiaoqi laughed out loud as if his waist was tickled.
And with this smile, Li Xiaoqi could no longer hold back.
Coincidentally, in front of him, Chuuya Nakahara stood on tiptoe and took butterfly steps to the music.
Dazai Osamu was holding his cell phone and walking around the stage with a weird and smug smile, and he continued to capture Chuuya Nakahara's singing and dancing movements into his cell phone without missing a single one.
【The atmosphere is lively, and two lucky audience members will be randomly selected to dance on stage.】
Administrator June's voice rang out.
Li Xiaoqi was stunned at first, thinking that it was a voice ringing in her mind, but the response echoing in this pink space told her that this was not a voice ringing directly in her brain.
Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu's faces froze and their scalps went numb.
Suddenly, two beams of white light fell from the sky and happened to fall on Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu.
At this point, the music enters its second half.
Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu disappeared and appeared on the stage in an instant, standing on both sides of Nakahara Chuuya.
One person's voice becomes a chorus of three, and their bodies dance uncontrollably together.
Nakahara Chuuya stood in the center, turned his back to the audience, Sakata Gintoki stood on the left, facing the left, and Dazai Osamu stood on the right, taking a step to the right.
The three of them moved in unison, performing the oiran dance steps in different directions.
Perhaps Sakata Gintoki's complaints were heard by the system, and the kimono on him turned into a white women's kimono, with a light pink bow belt wrapped around his waist, his short silver hair turned into fluffy twin tails, and there were big, shaking... waves on his chest.
Dazai Osamu's black suit turned into a black and white maid outfit, with black stockings clinging to his slender thighs, making him even more feminine than a woman. His ultra-short skirt fluttered up and down while he danced, revealing the curve of his hips.
"ah!"
Li Xiaoqi covered his eyes with his hands, spread out his five fingers, and opened his eyes wide.
The three of them stretched out their hands, hooked their index fingers, and twisted their chests.
Her movements were charming, but the expression on her face was as ugly as if she had eaten a fly.
She covered her nose, and a hot current rushed into her nose. The stimulating scene made her feel a little dizzy.
The mafia controlled by the system cheered even more crazily, almost shouting their throats out.
When the song ended, the pink space dissipated. Except for Li Xiaoqi, Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru who were watching with great joy, everyone else stood there in a daze like puppets.
There was a crackling sound, and the cheering sticks in their hands fell to the ground one after another.
"What a powerful image."
Tachihara Michizo covered his mouth and rushed to the side to retch.
Ozaki Koye and Hirotsu Liulang took a step back in shock. It seemed as if a farewell bell rang, and her whole body turned gray.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke's mouth opened and the color on his body disappeared, as if he had been subjected to a strong mental attack.
"That man in a black mask dancing in a maid outfit...so disgusting..."
Higuchi Ichiyo came back to his senses from the state of his pupils shaking, and immediately turned around and pressed down on Akutagawa Ryunosuke's shoulders.
"Senior, senior! Wake up!"
"That, that must be an illusion created by the enemy! How could Mr. Nakahara pose like that with the enemy... No, dance!"
Li Xiaoqi looked around and saw that all the mafia were pinned to the ground by the performance, as if their souls had left their bodies and their bodies were like dried stones, about to break.
"Mr. Zhongyuan danced... and two strange transsexuals appeared..."
Yin knelt on his knees, the tips of his ears turning slightly red.
"Posing...Pfft."
Gojo Satoru's soft laughter was heard.
Nakahara Chuuya's body was stiff and his expression was blank.
Li Xiaoqi waved in front of Zhongyuan Zhongye with a compassionate heart, but the other party remained motionless, as if his spirit had gone to another world.
Dazai Osamu knelt on his knees, his puffy skirt lifted up, and his black stockings glowed slightly in the sunlight.
"Why... do we need to select lucky viewers..."
Sakata Gintoki tugged at his clothes uncomfortably, raised his forehead, and shouted angrily.
"I say, that's not the case! I just mentioned the ladyboy bars in Xixiang!"
"There's no need to make me like this. I finally escaped from that uncle's control, but now I don't expect to have to endure this—"
"Ahhh, this one is so heavy, can't you change it to a flat one?"
He reached out and grabbed the two large balls in front of him, squeezing them with his five fingers. "Hmm? Why do they look so real?"
Li Xiaoqi's forehead jumped, and he raised his hand and hit Sakata Gintoki on the head.
"Are you a pervert?"
Sakata Gintoki's upper body shook, and his big balls shook with it.
“It hurts, it hurts—”
At this moment, Administrator June's words echoed in my mind.
"The prop Boy and Girl Transformation x2 has been used."
After these words were spoken, Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu's eyes almost popped out.
Their hands trembled as they reached down in unison.
It came back empty-handed.
“Ahhhh—”
“Oh my god!!!”
In an instant, the two people's voices echoed throughout the building.
The people who were awakened by the screams came to their senses, and when they saw the actions of Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu, their eyes went dark and they felt that their eyes were polluted.
Li Xiaoqi covered his face and pushed again and again until his back was pressed against the door.
Miraculously, their physical structures became female, but their figures, appearances, and voices remained the same as before.
"Oh, my eyes!"
Tachihara Michizo closed his eyes and turned his back, not daring to look.
Nakahara Chuuya had a wooden face and sneered.
“Serves you right.”
Li Xiaoqi explained tearfully, "Zhu Ye-kun, listen to me, it's all the elemental forces that are causing this, it's all the anchor points that are causing this."
Nakahara Chuuya: “…”
"Now proceeding with Option B, have the host, Osamu Dazai, dress in a maid outfit and woo the gravity user, shocking the entire Mafia and finally taking advantage of the opportunity to break into the headquarters."
!!!
Dazai Osamu spat out the soul from his mouth, and his heart finally died.
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The author has something to say: This chapter is collectively ooc, continue in the next chapter (dog head) [Cai Gou]
System: If I’m not OOC, I’m not a system!
ps: Pure Land of Bliss, Eternal God.
I found a lot of songs, but I still think this one is the most classic hahahaha [smirk]
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