Chapter 286 Chapter 286 I carried it across the wooden warehouse and put it down...
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"Wu, people, don't gloat over misfortune too early."
"Opening champagne at halftime, that's what it feels like."
Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki passed by Gojo Satoru one after another, raised their hands and patted Gojo Satoru's shoulders, and shook their heads helplessly.
Under the control of the system, the three stood behind Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya, and stood in the gap.
"This is the piece of music we're performing, right?"
The young man with a bright smile looked at Li Xiaoqi and his group on the stage and suddenly said.
Which one is this?
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched. Seeing that the boy's memory of speaking was affected by the system, he had a complicated expression and was hesitant to speak.
Without waiting for Li Xiaoqi's reply, the young man asked again, "What are the names of your groups?"
The moment they heard this question, Dazai Osamu, Sakata Gintoki, Nakahara Chuuya and Gojo Satoru looked at Li Xiaoqi in unison.
Li Xiaoqi blinked and coughed lightly under everyone's gaze.
She raised the corner of her lips, glanced at the three people's faces, and said, "Let's cross the dimension to meet."
The boy was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "That's a really long name, and quite unique."
Sakata Gintoki was slightly startled, and a moved expression appeared on his face.
“That’s quite fitting.”
Dazai chuckled and began to comment, "Even so, it still feels a bit rustic."
Gojo Satoru nodded in agreement. "Yes, there's no romantic feeling."
Nakahara Chuuya pondered for a moment and actually joined the commentary team.
"It would be nice if you could be more handsome."
Li Xiaoqi's forehead jumped up, and he said angrily: "Didn't you let me choose the name? Even if you are not satisfied, you have to give me satisfaction!"
"How about calling her Yokohama Diva?"
Nakahara Chuuya opened his eyes wide in horror and shook his head quickly.
“Why are you pointing the finger at me?”
Li Xiaoqi crossed his arms, turned his head away and snorted.
"That's a good name, young man. Please change the name of our group to Yokohama Diva—"
Suddenly, Dazai Osamu's eyes lit up, and he made a trumpet shape with his hands and shouted at the boy.
"You dare!"
Nakahara Chuuya was instantly enraged, grabbing Dazai Osamu's collar with a murderous gleam in his eyes.
Dazai Osamu waved his hands and hummed an unknown song in a provocative manner.
Li Xiaoqi opened his dead fish eyes and raised his hand to touch his forehead when he saw Dazai Osamu being possessed by Buteizai.
"Well, the music is about to begin. Everyone, please get ready."
The boy looked up and shouted.
Suddenly, the words "Welcome the Yokohama Diva Group to the stage to challenge" appeared on the electronic screen behind him.
Li Xiaoqi looked back and for some reason felt like a social death.
Lieutenant General Nakahara pulled the brim of his hat very low, not wanting others to see his face.
The clouds blocked the sunlight, and the wind blowing in our faces brought a hint of chill.
Gojo Satoru raised his brows, sensing a strange smell in the wind.
Gray clouds surged and the temperature dropped suddenly.
Li Xiaoqi frowned slightly, catching the information of negative energy from the wind.
She lowered her eyes, looked at Dazai Osamu, and asked in a low voice, "Are there ghosts in the fused world?"
Nakahara Chuuya's face froze and his voice trembled slightly.
"What nonsense are you talking about? How could there be a ghost?"
“Eh…”
Gojo Satoru and Sakata Gintoki looked at Nakahara Chuuya in surprise, with an expression on their faces that said, "You, a Mafia cadre, are not afraid of ghosts, are you?"
Nakahara Chuuya regained his composure and said in a deep voice, "Don't let me get carried away. How could I be afraid of ghosts?"
Sakata Gintoki put his hand to his lips, "Puff--"
"I said it myself."
Nakahara Chuuya took a deep breath and clenched his fists, "Be careful or I'll beat you up."
Sakata Gintoki raised his hands in surrender, "Lord Chuuya, I was only joking."
Nakahara Chuuya snorted coldly and ignored Sakata Gintoki.
Suddenly, a black dot appeared in the distant sky and approached this side rapidly.
In an instant, the black spot turned into a black mist with many red eyes appearing on it.
When Li Xiaoqi saw it, his scalp suddenly felt tingling.
The black fog ball twisted and formed a misty black snake.
The black snake spit out its tongue and its eyes fell on the stage where Li Xiaoqi was.
Gojo Satoru raised the corners of his lips, revealing an interested smile.
Sakata Gintoki's face turned pale instantly, and he took a step back while looking at the air not far away.
"Is there anything in the sky?"
Dazai Osamu looked in the direction where Gojo Satoru and Li Xiaoqi were looking, and didn't see anything strange, but he felt that the wind was a little cold.
He lowered his eyes to think, and soon came to a conclusion.
"This gloomy feeling, is there a cursed spirit in this world?"
"It's similar to a cursed spirit, but it's not. It's a collection of resentment."
Gojo Satoru chuckled and gave a quiet reminder.
"That thing seems to be looking at this side very curiously, so don't act rashly."
"Tsk, why am I the only one who can't see it?"
Dazai Osamu curled his lips and said dissatisfiedly.
Nakahara Chuuya glanced at him and said, "I can't see it either."
Li Xiaoqi was about to speak when the dance music started.
The four people standing on the stage once again waved their hands uncontrollably in the opening pose and began to tap their hips to the rhythm of the music.
[Daoma Daoma, the original song seems to be called MENTEMA]
[Sounds like Russian]
【Oh oh oh, this familiar music is coming! 】
[But isn't the popular dance song in Japan these days "Grab the Spear and Let the Sheep Go"?]
The five people's uniform dance, followed by dynamic and fast-paced music, attracted many students and parents to stop and watch.
The boy immediately asked the first-year students in the dance club to distribute scoring and voting papers, and interested onlookers wrote their scores on the papers in the range of 1-10.
The black snake suspended in the air did not make any other movements until the voice of the administrator June sounded in Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki's minds.
"Ding! Dangerous demons are lurking here. Should we switch to magical girl mode and use our singing to drive them away?"
The question and the option of "yes" or "no" appeared on the live broadcast screen, and the audience became excited again.
Li Xiaoqi didn't need to think about it, she would definitely transform into some kind of magical girl and give another exciting performance.
By the way, why does the name "demon" sound familiar?
“…”
At this moment, the corners of Sakata Gintoki's mouth began to twitch.
When the short Douyin dance segment ended, the onlookers smiled and applauded.
The system calculated the number of votes in the live broadcast room, and as Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki expected, everyone chose to transform into a magical girl.
[Demon! Is there a Yato? ? ]
[Don't tell me, this world probably really exists! ]
[The system can’t get past this magical girl meme, hahahaha]
【I love this meme】
[In this case, it would be better to transform into a pearl mermaid.]
【Agree!!!】
[It’s a pity that Jie is missing hahahahaha]
[This familiar lineup is missing Jay (Nugshead)]
In the barrage of comments in the live broadcast room, people began to talk about the mermaid transformation and actively suggested that the system adopt their suggestions.
"Ding! Consume the item Magical Girl Transformer x5 to complete the mission."
The voice of administrator June appeared again, perfectly following the principle of "the audience is God" to meet the audience's requirements.
A white light spot emerged from mid-air and quickly wrapped around Li Xiaoqi and his group of five.
These white spots of light transformed into nimble butterflies, passing through the five people. In an instant, the clothes of everyone on the stage changed into beautiful short skirts with a high degree of skin exposure.
A microphone appeared in front of Chuuya Nakahara, and his ochre hair turned into long golden ponytails when it was draped over his shoulders. His handsome suit turned into a cute pink puffy skirt with a red flowing bow at the back of his waist.
Dazai Osamu's black suit turned into a blue strapless cake skirt, and his short black hair turned into long wavy blue hair that spread over his back.
Since the two of them are not strong, this outfit makes them look more charming than Gojo Satoru and Sakata Gintoki.
Gojo Satoru was wearing a light purple tube-top miniskirt, and her long light purple hair lay softly on her back. Her sturdy and powerful body made the skirt look very full, and the muscle lines of her limbs were exposed to the air, forming a sharp contrast with the delicate and sexy miniskirt.
Sakata Gintoki wore a green sleeveless long dress, and his equally strong legs appeared in the slit skirt. With his long green hair, he looked like he was back in the transvestite bar in Kabukicho.
Li Xiaoqi was the only woman in the audience who was dressed normally. She wore a flowing golden short skirt with a tight waist that outlined her figure. Her long black hair turned into beautiful blonde hair.
She looked at the audience below, whose worldviews were shattered, and couldn't help but whisper, "Speaking of which, this is a middle school. Isn't this bad for the students' physical and mental health?"
Gojo Satoru, Sakata Gintoki, Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya stood there, their bodies stiff and their expressions blank.
The parent standing next to the child quickly pulled the child away and picked up the phone to make a call.
Li Xiaoqi bet a bag of spicy strips that he would definitely complain to the dean about the pervert in the school.
Not far away, Tsunayoshi Sawada, Hayato Gokudera, and Takeshi Yamamoto were walking side by side in the campus they had not seen for a long time. Seeing some parents and their children quicken their pace and leave with strange expressions, they felt a little alert.
Could it be that a hostile organization got wind of their presence at Heiming Middle School and launched an attack?
The three of them looked at each other and hurriedly quickened their pace to rush over.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned the corner, I saw five people on the small stage, all of them were familiar faces.
What’s worse is that four of the five men are dressed as women, and they are cosplaying like magical girls.
Sawada Tsunayoshi, Gokudera Hayato, and Yamamoto Takeshi froze in place, staring at the men on the stage with wide eyes.
"Are the tastes of the port mafia so unique?"
Sawada Tsunayoshi wiped his face and said with a distorted look.
"Rather than being unique, I feel like they've tarnished the mafia..."
With shaking hands, Hayato Gokudera took out a bomb from his pocket and said, "Tenth generation, I'll go blow them up."
Yamamoto Takeshi laughed twice, with an amused smile in his eyes.
“I think it’s very interesting.”
"Are you a pervert?"
When Hayato Gokudera heard his words, he instantly became angry.
Li Xiaoqi looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi and the other two with a wooden face, and his expression suddenly became even stiffer.
Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Chuuya met Sawada Tsunayoshi's subtle gaze, their expressions were stunned and their eyes were dim.
They could imagine that from then on, the reputation of the port mafia would no longer exist, and it would be labeled as a "perverted organization".
The lively atmosphere just now disappeared, and a cold wind blew, making it seem particularly bleak.
The black snake, which had been motionless, suddenly opened its eyes wide and began to twist its body excitedly.
The music sounded again, and dynamic DJ music came into my ears.
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched. The familiar music melody made her stand there in a daze. At the same time, her body began to dance magically to the music.
"I've carried loads through the wood barn and herded sheep—don't tell me we're wandering together—"
The five people on the stage shook their heads left and right, made wooden boxes with their right hands, and stepped forward.
At this moment, Li Xiaoqi couldn't hold it anymore, and neither could the audience in the live broadcast room.
[Dig the trough, carry the wooden barn and release the sheep]
【Hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!】
[System, you are such a genius!!!]
[Do you know who the one who was hit by the wooden warehouse? Hahahahahahahahahahahaha]
At this time, in the principal's office, the principal looked nervously at Hibari Kyoya who was sitting on the sofa, and a phone rang.
Under Hibari Kyoya's oppressive gaze, he answered the phone tremblingly.
When he heard what was said on the phone, the principal cried out in surprise.
"What?! There are four perverts dressed as women dancing???"
Hibari Kyoya raised his brows, a faint smile slowly forming on his lips.
"oh?"
He narrowed his eyes slightly, and murderous intent flashed in his pupils.
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The author has something to say: Skylark: It’s time to hunt.
ps: You can search "Carrying the Mucang and Letting the Sheep Go Original Dance Japan" on dy, and you can see what kind of dance Xiaoqi and the others perform.
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