Chapter 49 Chapter 49 Elders vs. Heaven and Curse
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"Tip: After using the Magical Girl Transformer, the user will be able to better experience the feeling of being a magical girl. Their own special abilities, spells, and powers will disappear, and their abilities and physical qualities will be the same as those of the corresponding magical girl character."
This time, the administrator June provided an additional explanation, and Li Xiaoqi reasonably suspected that it was deliberately set up to target Zen Temple Shen'er.
The system is kind, and now everyone's combat power is equal.
Zen Yuanshen's forehead jumped up, and this time he laughed out of anger.
"Where on earth are you from? These aren't spells, are they?"
He dropped the microphone in his hand to the ground, folded his arms and looked over.
Li Xiaoqi coughed lightly, but couldn't help laughing, so he climbed onto Dazai Osamu's shoulders and laughed out loud.
Dazai Osamu explained with a smile, "Yes, we are not from this world, and the props we use are from another world. Do you understand?"
"This magical girl transformation item equalizes everyone's strength. The Heaven and Curse Bounds bestowed upon you will disappear, and even your fighting abilities will disappear. The only thing everyone can use is magic."
Tianlizi was rolling on the ground laughing so hard that she couldn't utter a word.
Chanyuan Shener looked at her and said with suppressed anger, "Little girl, if you laugh again, I will pull out your tongue."
In an instant, Tenriko covered her mouth with her hands, her face flushed red, and shook her head repeatedly, but she couldn't stop the smile in the corner of her eyes.
Xia Yujie looked at Zenin Jiner with a look of sympathy, "Mr. Jiner, you'll get used to it."
Zenyuan Shener stared over as if he had heard something unbelievable.
"Is this something I can get used to?..."
He had lost all desire to fight and simply sat down on the stone slab beside him with his legs apart.
"Tsk, I get it. No matter how much money you offer, I won't do this mission anymore."
"By the way, the employer who wanted to assassinate that girl paid a huge price."
Tenriko laughed so hard that tears came out of her eyes. She pointed at his skirt and said, "Mr. Zenin, please, pay attention to your sitting posture, hahahaha——"
Li Xiaoqi pursed his lips and his shoulders trembled with laughter.
Dazai Osamu rubbed his cheek and whispered, "I laughed so hard that my stomach couldn't hold it anymore."
Geto Suguru looked at Dazai Osamu, frowned slightly, and asked with his eyes if there was any solution.
Dazai Osamu stepped forward and composed his expression. "Mr. Zenin, we can't afford the money, but we have a lot of rare things here. Maybe there's something you like."
Zenyuan Shener raised his eyebrows and rested his elbows on his knees, "Why should I trust you?"
Li Xiaoqi suppressed his smile and tried to be serious, but he could only say with a smile in his eyes: "Mr. Chanyuan, isn't our current appearance the best proof?"
Zenyuan Shener stared at her with a subtle expression, and finally shrugged helplessly.
"All right."
Dazai Osamu straightened his expression and told Zenin Shin'er the story of Teyvat.
“…That’s it.”
Tenriko was listening in shock.
Geto Suguru nodded seriously, indicating that everything Dazai said was true.
Even though Zen Yuan was very good, his first reaction was: "Are you talking about the plot of the game?"
So, Li Xiaoqi picked up the elder and waved it, "Look, this is a prop from Teyvat, called the elder, and it can be used to hit people."
She knocked on the stone slab a few times as if she was holding a stick.
The elder's head collided with the stone slab, making a clanging sound, and it sounded very hard.
Zenyuan Shen'er's mouth twitched, "No, he really is the elder in the RPG game, right? Put him down quickly and don't desecrate the dead!"
Tennen Riko looked over and grumbled, "Ah, it feels a bit strange for an assassin to say not to desecrate the dead."
Xia Yujie chuckled and said to Zenin Jiner, "Mr. Jiner, that's it. How does this compare to a deal?"
Zenyuan Shener scoffed: "Let me see what it is before I make a decision."
Dazai Osamu put his hands together and clapped his hands, "Okay, then we'll show you all of them, and you can choose for yourself."
Li Xiaoqi took out his backpack and took out the things in it one by one.
"Here are ingredients from Teyvat, including sweet flowers, Jueyun peppers, animal meat, etc... They can be used to make healing and resuscitation foods."
"Here are some props, like the Just We Bomb, the Everyone Loves Potion, the Four Souls Jade, and a bottle containing someone's soul..."
Every time she took out an item, she would read the introduction of the item to Zen Yuan Shen'er.
Zenyuan Shener looked at her strangely, and when he met her bright and lively eyes, he closed his mouth that was about to mock her.
In addition to Dazai Osamu, Geto Suguru and Nakanoko Tenchi were listening attentively.
At the same time, Tianyuan, who was watching the development of Hongxing Palace inside the barrier, first showed an expression of surprise, and then his pupils trembled.
"These two brought so many strange things, it's like they were setting up a stall."
"What kind of slippery dragon is this? It doesn't look like a good thing..."
Tian Yuan fixed his gaze on the smiling Tian Tianlizi and chuckled softly, "Well, it would be such a pity if such a vibrant life withered away so early."
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"That's all."
Li Xiaoqi licked his dry lips and said that his mouth was dry.
"Yes, if you miss this opportunity, you will never have it again."
Dazai Osamu was like a stall owner trying to attract customers, shouting out loud.
Zenyuan Shener stroked his chin and began to choose seriously.
Geto Xia Yu picked up the just we bomb curiously and studied it, then remembered the Armstrong cannon he saw last time and put it back silently.
Tenriko looked at the props scattered all over the floor with curiosity and a surprised expression.
Footsteps were heard in the corridor, and Gojo Satoru walked in, covered in blood.
His azure eyes searched for his target, and his voice was hoarse: "Zenyuan Shener, is it here?"
In an instant, the five people squatting in front looked back.
Gojo Satoru blinked slowly and saw five people dressed in strange costumes gathered together. Then the appearance of Geto Suguru and Zenin Shinji came into view, and he was shocked and came back to his senses.
"ha?"
He stood there in a daze.
"Is this some kind of comic convention?"
The surroundings were in a mess, but this person wearing a miniskirt of five colors was squatting in front of a pile of strange things, picking and choosing. It was really a weird scene.
"Hey, Satoru."
Geto Suguru raised his hand in greeting.
Gojo Satoru blinked and looked at Zenin Jiner who had just pushed him to the extreme. When he saw the surprise in his eyes, he laughed out loud.
"Hahahahaha, you're even worse than Jay in this state."
Xia Yujie's mouth twitched and he raised his hand to support his forehead.
"Are you praising me or making fun of me..."
Zenyuan Shener raised the corner of his lips in a joking manner, "Six-eyed little devil, you didn't die even after that, you're really amazing."
Gojo Satoru walked over, put his hand on Geto Suguru's shoulder, and his eyes swept over Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, finally stopping on Tennen Riko.
"I really want to understand what just happened, pfft."
He spread his hands and said with a smile, "It seems that even you, the strongest one in Heaven and Curse, can't do anything to these two."
Zenyuan Shener's forehead jumped up, "Get out!"
"Okay, Mr. Shen'er, have you decided what you want to exchange for it?"
Li Xiaoqi looked at him and smiled.
Chanyuan Shen'er's lips relaxed slightly, and he suddenly reached out his hand to press the back of Li Xiaoqi's head and pushed it in front of him.
Dazai Osamu's face was cold as he grabbed Zenin Shinji's wrist.
The smile on Geto's face disappeared and he made the same gesture as Dazai Osamu.
Li Xiaoqi stood there in a daze. Before he could react to what was happening, he saw Chanyuan Shener's face close to him.
"puff."
She blinked and couldn't help laughing.
Zenin Shin'er ignored Dazai Osamu and Geto Suguru, and looked at Li Xiaoqi's face carefully for the first time. Suddenly, his body stiffened and he slowly opened his eyes.
"you……"
Li Xiaoqi was puzzled: "Huh?"
Zenyuan laughed out loud, his shoulders trembling slightly.
"Nothing, I just think you look a bit like an old friend."
He let go of his hand, pushed Li Xiaoqi away, and lowered his voice.
Dazai Osamu paused, raised his eyebrows with interest, and looked at Li Xiaoqi inquiringly.
Geto Xia Yu's eyes were strange, "Old friend?"
Li Xiaoqi waved his hand and said with a smile: "That's right, but it should have nothing to do with your old friend. I'm not originally from this world."
Chanyuan Shen'er's eyelashes flickered slightly, and the murderous aura on his body suddenly dropped.
"That one."
He casually thought of a transparent glass bottle in the shape of a teardrop, which contained a round light ball emitting soft white light, about the size of a glass bead.
It is a bottle containing someone's soul. Open it and the deceased person you want to see will come out.
Zenin Shiner picked up the bottle and put it in his pocket, then stood up. "That's it. In exchange, I'll give up the mission with that little girl."
"Also, when will this effect disappear?"
The next second, the administrator June kindly gave an answer.
Li Xiaoqi coughed lightly, "Three more minutes."
Zenyuan smacked his lips irritably, crossed his arms and planned to wait quietly for the three minutes to pass.
Li Xiaoqi looked at the anchor point and treasure chest opposite, then looked at the elder lying dead, and gave a flattering smile.
"Mr. Shen'er, well, could you please cooperate with us?"
Dazai Osamu saw what Li Xiaoqi wanted to say and quickly added: "Just let us use the elders to hit him, and then he will fall down."
Zenyuan Shener looked at them strangely, "What on earth are you going to do?"
Li Xiaoqi clasped his hands together anxiously, his eyes eager, and begged: "Mr. Shen'er, you are the best and kindest. Please help me, just fall down -"
Chanyuan Shener looked into Li Xiaoqi's eyes, stared at her for a while, and said, "Just once."
"Just this once, can you please help me...eh?"
Li Xiaoqi was stunned.
Geto Suguru and Riko Tenchu were not sure what Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi's intention was in making such a request, but they were very surprised to see that Zenin Jiner quickly agreed to this outrageous request.
Gojo Satoru murmured and looked at Li Xiaoqi thoughtfully.
Li Xiaoqi licked his lower lip nervously, held the elder horizontally in front of him, and signaled Dazai Osamu to grab the elder's head.
"The elders can be divided into two halves. You have half and I have half. We have to divide it equally, understand?"
Osamu Dazai: "?"
Nakagura: "What?"
Geto Suguru & Gojo Satoru & Zenin Jiner: "???"
Dazai Osamu reacted quickly and grabbed the elder's head.
Li Xiaoqi nodded, "Remember, start from the middle."
So, the two of them exerted force and pried the elder in half, leaving the broken surface completely black.
Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, and Zenin Jiner all had blank expressions. "Huh?"
Tenriko held her cheeks and screamed, "Elder——!!!"
The screams echoed in Hongxing Palace, and Tianyuan shouted along within the barrier.
"What wrong did the elder do to deserve this treatment?"
Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked at each other, and each took half of the elder and hit Zenyuan Shener.
Chanyuan Shen'er lowered his eyes and met the elder's white eyes. His heart skipped a beat and he suddenly remembered what he had just promised. Then he fell straight down.
"Congratulations to both streamers for successfully defeating Zenyuan Shen'er with the Elder. The anchor point and precious treasure chest have been unsealed."
When the administrator June's voice sounded, the audience in the live broadcast room who had been watching the entire process were already laughing like crazy.
[Hahahahahahahahaha, who is laughing like an idiot in the middle of the day? It’s me]
[Daddy, something's wrong with you. Why are you so cooperative?]
[Hahahahaha, the magical girl is really eye-catching]
[The elder—ah—is split in two—]
Is this the Gintama Theater?
【Elder——】
Tian Yuan: This is a rare development.
Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked at the elder in their hands, put the elder on the ground guiltily and put it back together, then knelt on the ground and bowed three times.
"We are offended, please forgive us."
Geto Suguru, Gojo Satoru, and Tenchu Riko looked at each other and burst into laughter.
"What the hell is going on here... my stomach hahahaha——"
Zenin Shin'er yawned, and finally breathed a sigh of relief when she saw that her magical girl costume had disappeared.
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