Chapter 71 Chapter 71 Spell: "I am no longer a human being, JOJ...
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[Wow, I just arrived in the Demon Slayer world for a while, and now there are motorcycles and helicopters, and now they are running naked in front of the lord... This development makes my cerebellum shrink.]
【Hahahahahahahahaha! 】
[Who would have thought that the death bullet in the backpack would be used in this place?]
[The anchor point is in the lord's room???]
[The system is really good at making things happen. It’s really awful.]
[CG should be included here]
[Isn’t this my Ah Yin’s panties? Hahahahahaha]
[To be honest, although Zai looks thin, he still has a good figure.]
The comments flashed by quickly, and the audience in the live broadcast room was enjoying the show.
Li Xiaoqi stood on the ground, covered his lips and felt nauseous.
In the room, Dazai Osamu lifted the tatami mat with force and threw it aside.
Under the tatami, an iron fence appeared in front of everyone.
Ubuyashiki Yoya and Mrs. Amane were stunned, looking surprised.
"Why is there a basement in the lord's room?"
Busei-kun said in surprise.
Uzui Tengen lay on the corridor, lowered his head and looked under the floor. It was empty inside and there was no passage leading to the underground.
"No, there is no way underground."
"Huh?"
Shinobu Kocho exclaimed in surprise.
Iguro Obanai jumped to the corridor and squatted down to look. Just as Uzui Tengen said, there was nothing.
"It's true."
Mitsuri Kanroji blinked her eyes. "How magical!"
Perhaps the effect of the death bomb wore off, Dazai Osamu's aggressive expression disappeared, and he instantly squatted down with his arms around his upper body.
"Wow, Xiaoqi, I'm not clean anymore..."
Li Xiaoqi twitched the corner of his mouth, took out a kimono from his backpack and walked up to him and handed it to him.
"Put it on, poor... Tai-nii-sama."
Remembering her disguised identity, she forced herself to call out the name.
Kanroji Mitsuri chuckled and whispered into Shinobu Kocho's ear, "So they are brother and sister."
"Come to think of it, Mr. Dazai is quite good-looking."
Shinobu Kocho's lips curled slightly, "Mitsuri, don't be deceived by a man's appearance. It's hard not to suspect that you're a pervert if you lose your composure like this in front of the lord."
Her words were neither too loud nor too soft, and were just heard by Dazai Osamu.
With tears in his eyes, Dazai Osamu took the kimono, quickly put it on, and tied the belt tightly.
The kimono is a yukata style, with a dark green base and bamboo leaf patterns printed on it.
"However, why did Miss Nana open a wooden warehouse on Mr. Dazai, and why did Mr. Dazai do such a strange and perverted behavior? It's really puzzling."
The mournful island was surrounded by darkness and could not figure it out.
Ubuyashiki Kōya was silent for a moment, then said, "Maybe there's some deeper meaning."
On the side, Ubuyashiki Tenon looked at her husband, seeming to want to say something but stopping herself.
"……Um."
After a while, she managed to utter a syllable.
Jiuzhu's eyes were subtle, and like Madam Tianyin, he was hesitant to speak.
Agatsuma Zenitsu: "No, it's just a pervert."
Li Xiaoqi's mouth twitched, and he instantly dug his toes into the ground, wanting very much to find a time machine to escape from this world.
Dazai Osamu supported himself on the ground with his hands, and the atmosphere around him became even darker.
The atmosphere gradually became weird. The good boy Tanjiro Kamado looked left and right, then raised his hand to scratch his head.
"I've seen it two or three times, but it's really like a god suddenly appearing in his hands."
Tanjiro Kamado exclaimed, his eyes bright and his face full of curiosity.
Inosuke Hashibira took a step back and stared at Li Xiaoqi.
"Could it really be..."
My wife Zenitsu was stunned and said, "I already said it wasn't true."
"Whether it's breathing or heartbeat, it's exactly the same as a human."
"Why is this in the lord's room?"
Tokito Muichiro walked forward, half-knelt on the ground and touched the iron fence.
There was a keyhole on the iron fence. He touched it carefully but found nothing unusual.
"It seems to be just an ordinary fence."
Dazai Osamu composed his expression, sat cross-legged on the ground, turned to look at Ubuyashiki Kōya, and said, "Lord of the Demon Slayer Corps...right?"
Ubuyashiki Yoya nodded and replied, "Just call me Yoya."
Dazai Osamu tapped the iron bars with his finger and asked, "So, Mr. Yaoya, has anything unusual happened in the room recently?"
"Tsk, you're really taking advantage of me."
Fuzukawa Saneya said dissatisfiedly.
Ubuyashiki Yoya looked at Fuzugawa Saneya and said softly, "You have to respect your guests. Even if they behave strangely...it might be the etiquette of a distant place."
Dazai Osamu's mouth twitched, "There's no need to say that."
Li Xiaoqi turned his head away, trying hard to suppress his laughter.
Ubuyashiki Kōya is trying very hard to explain Dazai Osamu's behavior, he is really trying very hard.
Uzui Tengen pursed his lips and his shoulders began to tremble.
Iguro Obanei glanced at him and said, "Laugh if you want to."
"No... After all, it's what the lord said, so I can't laugh... Haha."
Uzui Tengen covered his mouth, a smile flashing in his eyes.
Ubuyashiki Yoya coughed lightly and began to describe the strange things he had seen.
"Last night, a luminous green butterfly appeared in the room. The butterfly was shining and kept flying around the room."
“But as soon as I opened the door, the butterfly flew out and disappeared.”
He narrowed his eyes and said casually, "I thought it was the soldiers who died in the battle who came back to see me, but now it seems that's not the case."
Li Xiaoqi was stunned. When he saw the gentle smile on Ubuyashiki's face, a heavy feeling came over him.
"My Lord..."
Fuzukawa Miya murmured.
The atmosphere around them grew heavy, and Ubuyashiki Kōya was stunned, looking apologetic.
"I'm sorry, I lost my temper."
Dazai Osamu's expression remained unchanged, but his eyes darkened a lot.
He opened his palm and a key appeared.
Li Xiaoqi recognized it as the item in the backpack - a key to somewhere.
Dazai Osamu inserted the key into the keyhole and soon the iron gate opened.
It was as if the barrier was broken. Originally, it was quiet and silent inside, but now everyone could hear the whistling sound of the wind coming from below.
Li Xiaoqi looked at the extremely familiar passage and slowly exhaled.
"Jump."
She said.
"Hey, what's in there?"
Iguro Obanai stood at the edge of the cave entrance and observed with narrowed eyes.
Dazai Osamu chuckled and said, "There might be robots with powerful attacks, there might be monsters, and maybe even powerful ghosts."
In an instant, the room became quiet.
The nine pillars looked at each other and no one spoke for a while.
Li Xiaoqi knew their concerns and said to Dazai Osamu without saying anything, "Let's go in."
Rengoku Kyojuro stepped forward and said, "I'll go with you."
Dazai Osamu looked at Li Xiaoqi and left it to her to decide.
Li Xiaoqi shook his head and said, "No, what will happen down there is still unknown. My brother and I have encountered this situation many times and are more familiar with it than anyone else."
"You are not familiar with our origins yet, so please forgive me for disturbing you so hastily and being rude."
She glanced at the countdown in the void. After all the commotion just now, there were only fifteen minutes left.
Time was running out, so Li Xiaoqi took Dazai Osamu's hand and stood at the edge of the cave.
"Time is of the essence. We must now deal with the anchor point located underground. We will tell you the specific reasons when we return."
As she said that, she jumped towards the cave entrance, followed by Dazai Osamu.
Unexpectedly, Li Xiaoqi did not feel weightlessness, his body did not fall, and his feet had a sense of touching solid ground.
Dazai Osamu looked down and saw a transparent barrier appear under his feet, blocking the space below.
Li Xiaoqi blinked slowly, "Ah, this..."
“It didn’t fall.”
Seeing this, my wife Zenitsu exclaimed in surprise.
Then, everyone in the room fell silent again.
"Forehead."
Li Xiaoqi spoke and laughed awkwardly twice.
Ding Dong!
A prompt sounded in my mind.
A rectangular screen appeared in front of me, with a line of white text on it.
[Please both hosts chant the mantra 'I'm no longer human, JOJO'.]
……ha?
The two of them staring at the air were watched intently by everyone. A smile appeared on Ubuyashiki Kazuya's face as he asked curiously, "Mr. Dazai, Ms. Nana, is there anything in front of you?"
“No.”
Dazai Osamu looked at them and answered without any guilt, "It's just that I have to recite a spell before going down."
Li Xiaoqi raised his hand to touch his forehead and sighed helplessly.
"Let's start then?"
Dazai Osamu made an OK gesture.
Uzui Tengen murmured in silence, then asked with interest, "What new tricks are there?"
Fuzukawa Shima leaned against the wall, feeling puzzled by the presence of Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu.
Just as everyone focused their attention on Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, as their expressions became increasingly serious, Jiuzhu, Tanjiro Kamado and others also became nervous unconsciously.
Li Xiaoqi took a deep breath, concentrated his energy into his dantian, and began to prepare.
"I'm not a human anymore, JOJO——"
Her voice overlapped with Dazai's, echoing throughout the Ubuyashiki mansion.
Li Xiaoqi heard his own echo and stood there with an unchanged expression.
Anyway, the system wants them to die socially in various ways. As long as they are thick-skinned and embarrassed, they are not themselves.
Ubuyashiki Yaoya: "..."
Shinobu Kocho's eyelids twitched, and a speechless look crossed her face.
"What a strange spell."
Mitsuri Kanroji said in a daze.
Suddenly, a white light appeared under the feet of Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, and the next second a device almost two people tall rushed out from the ground.
With a loud bang, a big hole appeared in the ground.
A device covered in a dark red sheen floated in mid-air, poking a hole in the roof.
Ubuyashiki Yoya's room is now in a terrible state, with broken boards and tatami mats scattered everywhere.
Li Xiaoqi felt and touched the anchor point, watching the red light around the anchor point turn blue.
Dazai Osamu stood beside Li Xiaoqi, on guard to prevent any monster from appearing.
Suddenly, a wooden treasure chest appeared before my eyes. It was an ordinary treasure chest with no patterns on it.
"Ah, something else has appeared."
Iguro Obanai said, pointing at the treasure chest.
Perhaps there were too many inexplicable things happening to Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu, and these things did not seem to be dangerous at the moment, so Jiuzhu simply sat cross-legged on the ground and watched the situation develop.
Looking over there, Ubuyashiki Yoya brought a low table from somewhere and drank tea with Madam Tianyin.
The aroma of tea filled the air and the kettle made a gurgling sound.
Li Xiaoqi looked over and was immediately ashamed.
"What's in the box?"
Mitsuri Kanroji asked excitedly.
Inosuke Hashibira was standing in front of the anchor point when he suddenly lowered his head and turned around.
"Inosuke!"
Tanjiro Kamado quickly grabbed Inosuke's hand and said, "No, how can you hit him with your head? What if you get hurt?"
Agatsuma Zenitsu's eyes were dead fish eyes: "It feels like everything has been weird since just now."
Dazai Osamu looked around and grumbled, "It seems like everyone is... quite relaxed?"
Kocho Shinobu smiled and said, "That's right, pervert."
“!!!”
Dazai Osamu took a step back, incredulous: "How dare you call me a pervert..."
Beiming Island Xingming took out the candies from his pocket and shared them with his companions, then put his hands together and said, "Amitabha."
Tokito Muichiro crossed his arms, leaned against the wall and closed his eyes.
Tomioka Giyu silently took the tea handed to him by his lord and drank it silently.
Rengoku Kyojuro patted the box and asked curiously, "What's inside?"
Li Xiaoqi touched the treasure chest expressionlessly, and instantly the treasure chest turned into colorful light spots and merged into her and Dazai Osamu's bodies.
In an instant, applause broke out in the room.
"That's amazing."
Ubuyashiki Yoya sighed.
Li Xiaoqi wiped his face and complained, "What? Has this become a stage?"
So, why did it develop into this?
Li Xiaoqi turned around and looked at Dazai Osamu, feeling the same way.
Just then, two Demon Slayer Corps members appeared in the corridor.
"My Lord, the new members of the Demon Slayer Corps have completed their mission. Those two performed quite well..."
As they spoke, they looked up into the house, and their voices became quieter as they saw what was going on inside.
Those two people were the soldiers that Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu met when they first came to this world.
"Ah, isn't this Miss Bingjingyingxue·Diewu·Qi and Mr. Yemingyuxuan·Tom Su·Zhi?"
The brown-haired boy exclaimed in surprise.
Li Xiaoqi's face instantly turned red, and he and Dazai Osamu said in unison, "Stop reading! You guys have a pretty good memory!"
"Congratulations to the anchor for successfully opening the anchor point. You will be rewarded with 160 gold coins and your exploration level will increase by 25%."
"Obtained a normal treasure chest. Items reaped: None."
Hello! ! !
So there are no complicated levels, no monsters, and anchor points that can be opened directly. The attached treasure chest is just a decoration, right?
Li Xiaoqi sneered and smacked his lips irritably.
Dazai Osamu patted her shoulder and comforted her, "Calm down. At least one anchor point has 25% exploration."
Ubuyashiki Kōya suddenly realized, "So the new members are you."
Madam Tianyin folded her hands in front of her and spoke in a gentle tone.
"Just yesterday, two new members were added to the Demon Slayer Corps' new recruit list. Their names were unusual, so Lord Yoya took note."
"Also, the mission list shows that two new soldiers are dealing with the demonic cannibalism incident near Mount Yurei."
Ubuyashiki Kōya nodded slightly and added, "Yes, but I don't remember that. They should be the soldiers responsible for the incident in that place."
As he spoke, he looked at the two people on the corridor.
"But they had no recollection of this. They just said they were there to supervise and inspect the newcomers."
"So, what exactly is going on? Could you please tell us the reason, Mr. Dazai and Ms. Nana?"
After hearing this, the brown-haired boy and the black-haired girl turned around and left tactfully.
Although they were very curious, the other pillars were present, and the following conversation seemed beyond their reach.
Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu and gave him an encouraging look.
Dazai Osamu cleared his throat and explained again their origins, elemental powers, and anchor points from beginning to end.
In this way, the Demon Slayer Corps lord, the nine pillars and the three little ones were stunned during the long story.
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