Chapter 76 Chapter 76 "Hey, Momotou, are you awake?" ...
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【Something appears! 】
[OMG, I got knocked away!]
[That... looks like a grinding head.]
My eyes are like a ruler, they are like a grinding wheel, hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
[Oh my god, it’s really Douma]
[Ah, this hahaha, the voices of Momotou and Zai are really the same]
[So, this is near the anchor point, right? Could it be that the anchor point is at the Eternal Paradise Sect?]
[Oh no, it looks like the next troublemaker is Mo Mo Tou (dog head)]
"Attention everyone, this livestream has opened a shopping cart function. Products are now available. Please purchase wisely."
As soon as the administrator June said this, the barrage of comments started to explode.
Ahhh, Qiqi eats so well.
Giyu and Sane are laughing! The stock market has reopened! Don't miss it if you're passing by!
【Giyong, you...】
[I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, Tomioka Giyu (funny)]
[Shimizu is so good, wuwuwu, for his brother, he has become so gentle]
[The Wind Pillar and Xiao Qi are a bit good]
What happened during the few days without the show airing? Is there anything I, as a VIP, can't see?
【Zai: The defense is broken】
[Zai, if you don't keep up the good work, Qiqi will be snatched away from you]
Below the live broadcast interface, prompts such as "Someone purchased CGx1" kept popping up.
The live broadcast room was full of joy, but the situation outside the live broadcast interface was very tense.
"I-We came here by mistake."
Li Xiaoqi met Tong Mo's pressing gaze and spoke.
Douma's face flushed and he lifted Li Xiaoqi's chin with his folding fan.
"The voice is also very nice, how about coming back with me?"
He came closer to Li Xiaoqi, his eyes full of admiration.
Li Xiaoqi smelled the scent on his body. In addition to the smell of blood coming from his arm, there was also a strong scent of incense.
Her nose felt itchy and she couldn't help but sneeze.
Douma's eyes lit up, "How cute."
Li Xiaoqi frowned slightly and took a step back.
"Hey, you haven't answered my question yet. How did the wound disappear? You're not ghosts."
Douma tapped his temples with his fan, a confused expression on his face.
Li Xiaoqi could see that Douma was very confident in his own strength and didn't care how they got here. He was more concerned about whether the Demon Slayer Corps had a way to quickly heal their wounds.
Dazai Osamu's eyebrows jumped, and he grabbed Li Xiaoqi's hand and pulled it behind him.
His eyes were dark, and his gaze was like a sharp blade with a cold gleam.
Douma chuckled softly, "It's okay, I'll just bring you to Master Muzan."
"Ah, no, I just need to take you there."
After saying that, he looked at Dazai Osamu and tapped his folding fan on Dazai Osamu's shoulder.
Li Xiaoqi frowned and grabbed Dazai Osamu's wrist and pulled it back.
"Don't try to separate us."
Dazai Osamu was stunned, and a light flashed in his eyes.
Douma showed a distressed look, "This is difficult."
He opened his folding fan, covering half of his face, and said, "But this is not up to you."
"Upper Moon Two Douma appears before the host. He tries to hide the host Xiaoqi as a food reserve and offer the host Dazai Osamu to the Demon King Muzan to extract information about the Demon Slayer Corps. In this situation, how should the two hosts respond?
A. Tell Douma that this is a power he gained by making a wish with the Shikon Jewel.
B. Twist off Douma's head and say to him, "Douma, are you awake?" Then kick his head off.
C. Use the Poké Ball to capture Douma.
Administrator June's voice sounded at a very opportune moment, saying that this option was a bit too outrageous.
On the live broadcast interface, dense barrages of comments began to make choices.
Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu looked at each other, and a light bulb lit up in their minds at the same time.
Poké Ball is a good choice.
If there is a life-threatening emergency, you can lock Douma in a Pokéball and then go steal his home... No, go to the Eternal Paradise to open an anchor point.
Dazai Osamu took out his backpack and looked for the Poké Ball in the item slot, only to find that it was gone.
Li Xiaoqi held his cheeks with a look that said something was wrong.
"It's over, I gave it all to Geto-kun!"
Dazai Osamu shuddered and suddenly remembered the morning he left the previous world. When he was half asleep, someone was talking in his ear.
"Mr. Dazai, I want to leave the Poké Balls to Geto-kun. Look, his technique is to swallow those cursed spirits, and they smell like stinky rags. Why don't we give them all to him to reduce the possibility of him turning evil?"
"Otherwise, if his body is still occupied by the brain flower when we come back, it will be more difficult to complete the mission. One more enemy is worse than one more friend, right?"
At that time, he was reluctant to get into bed and felt the noise in his ears was too noisy, so he nodded and agreed casually.
Dazai Osamu finished his recollection and looked at Li Xiaoqi sadly.
Li Xiaoqi directly bounced back his complaints with a firm look and silently said, "Didn't you agree to it at the beginning?"
Dazai Osamu's forehead twitched and he felt annoyed.
You really care about Geto Suguru!
He kicked the stone under his feet in anger and turned his head away angrily.
Below the live broadcast interface, prompts for sending gifts kept appearing, and the screen was filled with fireworks effects.
Dazai Osamu glanced at the live broadcast interface without any expression, and his angry expression did not subside.
Douma observed the expressions of the two men and frowned in confusion.
They were originally tense, but now the man seemed to be clearly dissatisfied with the woman and was showing his displeasure on the spot.
An internal conflict?
"Ara, you are not afraid of me anymore?"
Douma asked tentatively.
Dazai Osamu came up with an idea. He put his hand on Li Xiaoqi's back and pushed her towards Douma.
"I don't want to die."
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide and threw himself into Douma's arms.
Douma put his arms around her, took a deep breath into her neck, and looked intoxicated.
"This is really unexpected."
He said.
"What are you doing!"
Li Xiaoqi showed an expression of disbelief and struggled in Douma's arms.
Douma lowered his eyes and watched her struggle with interest.
Li Xiaoqi's eyes were filled with resentment and resentment towards his teammates' betrayal.
"Weren't you still very nervous about her just now?"
Douma grabbed Li Xiaoqi's hand and leaned his head on her shoulder affectionately.
"It's just about playing the role of a teammate."
Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his lips, revealing a smug look on his face. "I joined the Demon Slayer Corps simply because the salary is high. I don't have any deep hatred towards demons."
"As for why I recovered, it's because I have a treasure."
He spread his hands, his eyes dark, "As long as you are willing to let me go, she will be at your disposal, and I will also give you the treasure inherited from my ancestors."
"My family is a descendant of Abe no Haruaki. However, due to the changing times, I, a member of a branch family, could no longer receive support from the main family. My family fell into poverty and it became difficult for us to survive. Fortunately, there was a treasure left in the family, which I stole to save my life in this chaotic world."
"That's the Four Souls Jade that can grant any wish. I made a wish, and it gave me super healing abilities."
"You should know that other members of the Demon Slayer Corps don't have such abilities."
"That jade has three chances to make a wish. I only used it once, and there's one left."
Li Xiaoqi immediately gave up struggling and angrily said, "What do you mean? Didn't you say your ability was innate? How dare you lie to my lord—"
Douma raised his eyebrows and looked at Dazai Osamu. Seeing that his expression had not changed and he still looked confident, his doubts were dispelled a little, but he still had questions.
"Since this is a treasure passed down from our ancestors, why do you still have three chances to make a wish now that it's in your hands?"
Dazai Osamu widened his smile and said coldly, "Of course it didn't exist when I got it, but there are methods in the ancient books that can restore the Four Souls Jade's ability to grant wishes."
"What is it?"
Douma gently stroked Li Xiaoqi's neck and asked casually.
The sound of swallowing could be clearly heard, but Li Xiaoqi's expression remained unchanged, and he still looked bitter and resentful towards Dazai Osamu.
Her eyes were red and her expression was miserable, she looked so pitiful.
Dazai Osamu covered his cheek with his right hand, spread out his five fingers, and laughed maniacally.
“Water it with the blood of your closest relatives and sacrifice their souls, and that’s all.”
Douma slowly opened his eyes and loosened his grip on Li Xiaoqi.
"You are quite good. You have the potential to become a ghost."
He stretched out a hand and opened his palm. "Take it. I promise you."
Douma is not interested in this thing, but such a thing may please Lord Muzan, because if the man is telling the truth, then he can use it to find the blue red spider lily.
"You ungrateful bastard—"
Li Xiaoqi yelled and cursed.
"Hey, hey, you can curse me all you want, but he's an upper rank, I can't beat him, this is the only way to survive."
Dazai Osamu took a step forward and put his hand into his pocket.
Li Xiaoqi turned around and grabbed Douma's shoulders, getting close to his face.
"Um?"
Douma's expression was gentle. He raised his hand and stroked Li Xiaoqi's cheek. "Have you changed your mind?"
Li Xiaoqi smiled, tears in his eyes, "Yes. Lord Shangxian, I have changed my mind."
"As long as you kill him, I will go with you and do whatever you ask me to do."
She raised her head and put her arms around Douma's neck.
Douma chuckled with enjoyment and patted Li Xiaoqi's head.
"Good boy."
He opened his folding fan, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Yes, killing you and taking the Four Souls Jade is also a good idea."
"Of course I will agree to the beautiful lady's request."
"Based on the comments, please two anchors complete the content of option B within five minutes. The countdown begins—"
Administrator June's words rang out.
Li Xiaoqi smiled with his eyes curved, and four bottles of wisteria flower concentrate appeared in his hands, two bottles in each hand.
The bottle cap was not sealed, so she sprinkled it directly on Douma's neck.
The high concentration of wisteria flower concentrate quickly corroded his neck. Douma felt severe pain and suddenly opened his eyes wide.
The temperature around him dropped suddenly, the folding fan fell to the ground, and white mist with ice crystals appeared.
The calm smile on Li Xiaoqi's face was reflected in Douma's eyes. His neck was corroded at an incredible speed. In just three seconds, his head began to shake.
Li Xiaoqi did not step back. He grabbed Douma's hair with both hands and twisted it left and right, and the head fell off.
Seeing how skillful her movements were, Dazai Osamu whistled jokingly.
"Huh?"
Douma blinked slowly.
Dazai Osamu threw a Pokéball very quickly and took Douma's body into it.
"This gift comes at a very timely moment."
He teased, tossing the Pokéball up and down.
!!!
Douma's expression was shocked and his pupils were shaking.
"My body disappeared?"
In an instant, the blood demon magic surrounding Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu dissipated.
"Let me tell you something."
She lowered her eyes to look at the head with an expression of disbelief, and said with a smile, "If a woman is initially disgusted with you, but then suddenly becomes nice and obedient to you, you should be careful."
When Douma met Li Xiaoqi's smile, cold sweat gradually appeared on his forehead.
Dazai Osamu raised his eyebrows and gave Li Xiaoqi a surprised look.
He didn't expect that Li Xiaoqi had such a crazy side.
In my memory, the image of Li Xiaoqi standing in the sun with a fresh and pleasant smile on his face is in sharp contrast to the image of him now quietly smiling and twisting off the ghost's head.
New flesh and blood began to grow on the corroded section of the neck. Li Xiaoqi held Douma's head in front of him. Dazai Osamu leaned over and stared at Douma with the corners of his lips raised.
"Hey, Momotou, are you awake?"
They spoke in unison.
Douma shuddered and suddenly felt that the two humans in front of him looked more like ghosts than he did.
Li Xiaoqi chuckled and tossed Douma's head up.
Dazai Osamu arched his back, raised his foot and kicked hard, and Douma's head flew away in an instant.
"Congratulations to the anchor for completing the live broadcast task perfectly. You will be rewarded with 160 gold coins."
Li Xiaoqi clapped his hands and watched Douma's head disappear into the distance.
On the live broadcast interface on the side, a barrage of “???” quickly flashed across.
[Good guy, he predicted our prediction.]
[Rather than predicting, this directly covers all three options.]
I don’t know who sent this barrage, but it appeared from a bunch of question marks.
"Haha, to treat perverts, you have to become even more perverted."
"Is that right, Mr. Dazai?"
Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu with a relieved expression on his face.
Osamu Dazai: "..."
He took a step back suddenly, and when he saw Li Xiaoqi's smiling face, he broke out in a sweat.
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The author has something to say: I'm really sorry for the persecution I caused to Douma in this chapter! (Please give Douma's support a pat)
Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2024-06-12 18:07:40 and 2024-06-14 17:40:45~
Thanks to the little angel who provided the nutrient solution: Ling Xiaobing (6 bottles);
Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!
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