"Haha, you must be feeling really empty and lonely right now... send me your room number too."
"what?"
"I'll find you a prostitute... my treat."
This time, I really felt like she was playing a trick on me, so out of spite, I sent her my room number and then sent her a message: "Go call a prostitute, or you're not human!"
"What if I actually call them over?"
"I certainly won't just talk to her about life and ideals."
"Okay, you wait..."
After sending that message, Yang Sisi disappeared without a trace. I didn't take it to heart at all because I knew all about her pranks. She was just mocking me for being single. She didn't understand that when I started having sex, she probably hadn't even graduated high school yet. So there was no way she could make fun of me.
...
I crawled into bed and then watched a TV show on a variety channel... Before long, I felt sleepy, and just as I was about to fall asleep, there was a knock on the door.
I was startled awake and stunned. I muttered to myself: Could it really be that bastard who called me a special service?
This is absolutely unbelievable!
Has society become so advanced that it's possible to call a prostitute across cities?
With these questions in mind, I got out of bed and opened the door. To my surprise, it was a Meituan delivery guy. He handed me a bag and said to my bewildered face, "Sir, this is your takeout. Enjoy your meal!"
"...Oh, thank you!"
"Remember to give a five-star review."
I then took the takeout from him and, as if I'd been possessed, said "Okay" to him.
...
I closed the door, went back to my room, and took the contents of the bag out. Inside was a bowl of seafood porridge, and underneath the porridge was a box of condoms.
Sure enough, Yang Sisi sent me another message: "You need to eat well to have energy... Remember to take precautions, there's a big surprise waiting for you later!"
I don't know if the lady can order food across cities, but I'm sure that food delivery can be done across cities. And only a rich second-generation like Yang Sisi, who has nothing better to do than do something so ridiculous. But then again, it does fit her usual style.
I opened the seafood porridge and texted her while eating: "I'll gladly accept this late-night snack... It tastes good."
Are you looking forward to the surprises to come?
"We can't take jokes too far!"
"Coward, where did your fierceness go?...Didn't you say I'm not human if I don't shout?"
"I'm not a coward, I'm just afraid you're trying to trick me... If the girl comes later and you call the police, I'll be finished."
"What kind of deep-seated hatred could drive someone to do something like this!"
“Everything simple becomes complicated when you get involved… I’m not going to fall for your tricks.”
"You're quite alert! ...But I've never liked breaking my word...Just you wait, there's a big surprise for you!"
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