In the main room of the old house, the four sisters came together to greet people.
Gu Nian was surprised to find that her younger cousin, who had only recognized his grandfather and had shown a little kindness to his grandmother in the past two days, was now sitting obediently in the emperor's lap.
Wow, you really know how!
Gu Nian was even more surprised to find that the little thing's glance at her just now seemed to be a provocation, and its eyes were very familiar.
But upon closer inspection, the little one was playing with the emperor's clothes again, as if he wasn't even looking at her.
"Uncle Ye, you must be tired from coming all the way from the city! Let me hold your little brother! You should rest!" Gu Nian stepped forward, intending to take the little guy outside for a closer look.
Before the emperor could even speak, the little one clung tightly to his arm and wouldn't let go.
The emperor laughed heartily: "Hahaha, Mother, look, none of the other children are close to me, but this little guy is! Look at his pitiful little eyes, oh my, I really want to take him home!"
Uncle Gu waved his hand: "Brother Ye, you can take him back! I really don't want this kid anymore! I've been subjected to his nagging for months since he was born, and now he's only a little over six months old and he's already learned to hit me! It's infuriating! Take him with you when you leave!"
Gu Ren looked at his uncle with disdain.
Uncle Gu: "!"
Is this brat some kind of monster? He's so small, yet he can understand what I'm saying?
But upon closer inspection, it was still that silly little kid with that expression. Did they not dislike him?
The emperor picked Gu Ren up and lifted him high in the air: "Boy, are you coming back with me? My family doesn't lack sons and daughters, but it does lack a son like you who's so attached to me!"
Gu Ren shook his head and kicked his little legs, drooling as he babbled in baby talk: "Eee-yah-yah!"
The emperor was amused by his behavior, so he put the man in his arms and took a handkerchief to wipe his drool: "Is he teething? The drool is dripping, tsk tsk..."
At this moment, Eunuch Fu, who was standing to the side, suddenly exclaimed in surprise, as if he had seen something unbelievable: "Oh dear! Master!"
Gu Ren stared blankly, then urinated like a fountain, the urine arcing from below his stomach to the emperor's robe.
The Gu family: ...
Uncle Gu got up and picked up the child, saying, "Oh dear, Brother Ye, I'm so sorry, I forgot to put a diaper on the child."
Seeing that the emperor was still motionless in the position of holding the child, Uncle Gu patted Gu Ren's little bottom: "Brother Ye, is this your first time being peed on by a child? Hahaha, let me tell you, this boy's pee is good! If a boy pees on you, your luck will improve. When Enzi peed on me before, I was working at the docks and I even found money! It's okay, it's okay!"
Gu Ren became obedient this time, not making a fuss and letting his uncle carry him back to the house. He leaned on his uncle's shoulder and looked at the emperor guiltily, but in the end, he didn't dare to look at him anymore.
The three time travelers who witnessed all this thought: This person must have traveled from the capital and knows the emperor!
...
That evening, the emperor received news from Yan Mo that the person selling the Ecstasy Powder had been successfully captured, and the hideout of the person behind it had also been located.
The emperor was overjoyed and pulled Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu aside, asking, "What Elder Gu said was true! This boy's urine really works; it brings good luck! Hahahaha..."
Lu Zheng and Xue Qianyu: "?"
Shouldn't we say that General Yan is very capable?
The emperor then said, "Hey, what do you think I should give that baby? Or should I just take him in as my godson?"
Xue Qianyu: You've got to be kidding me. Even your son in the capital doesn't like me. If you had a godson, he probably wouldn't live to be a year old.
Lu Zheng: Forget it. I've personally witnessed the struggles your sons went through. Don't hurt Xin Xin's little cousin, okay?
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