
University students bring misery to the First Emperor and then run away; university students write history books saying Emperor Taizong's face was carved with an axe; university students send drone fleets with explosives to generals; university students build a hundred-meter-high city wall overnight.
The First Emperor and Emperor Taizong are recruiting university students as workers! We are highly qualified and educated, and aside from intermittent bouts of madness, our technical skills are superb! University students don't want enfeoffment, won't claim kingship, don't understand rebellion, and don't have nine generations of family to be executed. As long as the pay is enough, they can do anything!
Emperors like Ancestral Dragon (Qin Shi Huang) and Emperor Taizong (Li Shimin) are overjoyed: aside from their frightening mental state, modern people are so useful!
Political enemy A: "Your Majesty, please execute XX's nine generations!" XX: "But I don't have nine generations!"
Enemy B: "Modern officials are secretly forming cliques and plotting rebellion!" XXX: "Is it against the law for us to have skewers and barbecue after work?"
Commoner C: "I don't know, but this lord gave me grain as soon as he arrived and kept talking about 'three supports and one branch' and 'down with local tyrants'?" XXX: "Attention, aristocratic families, we are not here to join you, we are here to send you away!"
[Li Shimin has transmigrated to the An Lushan Rebellion. School recruitment for special workers: recruiting civil engineering teams, surgeons, chemists, economics PhDs...]
Good news! Each worker receives a panda as a year-end bonus! But please, workers, don't write history in a crazy style! "Xuanwu Gate's three parts indifference, five parts ridicule, eight parts overflowing dominance" is really inappropriate!
[Qin Shi Huang has died. Ancestral Dragon transmigrates into Fusu's son. All transmigrated school teachers and students, please note: Do not crawl around at Ancestral Dragon's feet! Do not create your own hundred schools of thought and claim it's the "Ming Cat Cult"! And for our foreign classmates, how about you... learn some small seal script first?]
[Good news! Ancestral Dragon and Emperor Taizong have entered the Southern Song Dynasty, informing all transmigrated citizens of Northeast China: The opportunity to restore our Great Song has arrived!] Wait, that's not right, aren't we from a foreign tribe in this area? Never mind, let's rebuild the Song dynasty government behind the Jurchens first!
1. Li Shimin transmigrates into Li Longji's grandson: "I transmigrated into my great-grandson's grandson?" It doesn't matter, he's familiar with rebelling against his older brother and father. First, recruit a team, "I'm going to beat that great-grandson to death!"
2. Qin Shi Huang transmigrates into Fusu's son, Ying Ziying. After receiving a strange messenger's letter, Fusu and Meng Tian hurried back to the palace from outside the Great Wall. Then Meng Tian saw—Fusu's son, Ying Ziying, severely beating the eldest prince?!
3. Southern Song Dynasty: Qin Shi Huang, Emperor Taizong, and Empress Wu Zetian all transmigrated into the same person? Because Zhao Gou was so hateful and enraged everyone to the point of wanting to beat him, everyone takes turns, one day at a time, transmigrating into the Southern Song Dynasty, and all of them into the same person? As a result, Yue Fei, Zong Ze, and others discover that Zhao Gou's adopted son, their new emperor Zhao Shen, is brilliant and mighty, but... why does his personality change every day, as if he has multiple personalities? For example: Today he wants to tear the former emperor Zhao Gou apart by five horses, tomorrow he wants to peel his skin and pull his tendons, the day after tomorrow he wants to put him to death by slow slicing???