Chapter 20: Erfeng Really Doesn't Believe It
Wang Xingguo immediately waved his hand after hearing this:
"It's okay, Erfeng. The head is just a decoration and it's not important. After all, its brain isn't on its head."
Li Shimin: What does it sound strange about?
[Erfeng, you're asking about this. This thing is called a robot! It's one of our latest technological achievements!]
Robot? Li Shimin became even more curious after hearing this:
"Does this so-called robot just look like a human, or can it think and live like a human?"
[Speaking of which, robots are much more powerful than the human brain!]
[Simply put, all the knowledge in the world can be stored in robots. This is the result of artificial intelligence.
It understands everything and can think comprehensively. It can answer anything you ask it. It's like a know-it-all!
At this point, Wang Xingguo gave a live demonstration and asked the robot:
"Classmate, please tell me which minister Li Shimin loved the most?"
Soon, the robot that fell to the ground began to analyze in a cold mechanical voice.
It first analyzed the closest ministers to Taizong in each stage from Wude to the early Zhenguan period, the middle Zhenguan period and the late Zhenguan period based on historical materials, and then compared them one by one using historical materials and data, and even used quantitative analysis.
Finally, based on the government affairs, personal feelings, the treatment and status given by Li Shimin, and the relationship with relatives, it was analyzed that Changsun Wuji and Fang Xuanling were Li Shimin's favorites, and they were almost equal.
Li Shimin himself was stunned by what he heard, but it was not over yet:
"If one must choose, Zhangsun Wuji demonstrated his irreplaceable position in matters concerning the fundamentals of imperial power (such as the dethronement and enthronement of the crown prince and the entrusting of an orphan to a deceased emperor). This close bond, which deeply bound the fate of the family to imperial power, transcended the conventional relationship between monarch and minister.
In his poem "Ode to the Mighty Phoenix", Li Shimin compared himself to a phoenix and compared Fang Xuanling and Zhangsun Wuji to "two wings", which just proves his political wisdom.
The deepest love is often hidden in the most restrained configuration of power. (Note)"
[Ahahaha, my goodness, the robot's answer is amazing! Even the AI can see that Erfeng's deepest love is for Changsun Wuji!]
I knew our childhood sweethearts would win! 】
[Wow, Empress Wen Zhao's love story is tragic and she can't get what she wants! She will never be your Majesty's only one until she dies. I'm crying my eyes out!]
Li Shimin: ...? Don't use strange words so casually!
However, the robot's knowledge, accurate citation of documents even down to the year, and ability to conduct comprehensive analysis truly shocked Li Shimin.
"Is this thing really a human? It looks like its head is smashed. How can it still possess such a wealth of knowledge?"
"At the end of the day, it doesn't really have any emotions. It's just a code made up of zeros and one or two numbers."
Although he didn't understand it, Li Shimin still thought it was very powerful. He looked at it and his eyes couldn't help but shine:
"So what exactly are your robots used for?"
At this point, Wang Xingguo smiled mischievously:
"you guess?"
Li Shimin did not hesitate: "It must be used on the battlefield, right?"
Wang Xingguo shook his head.
"Then we can build the Great Wall, palaces, and water canals?"
Wang Xingguo continued to shake his head.
"Could it be that they're used as servants to take care of you modern people? Like doing laundry, cooking, and cleaning..."
Wang Xingguo kept shaking his head after guessing dozens of uses. Li Shimin couldn't help but feel depressed.
"Stop guessing, stop guessing. I can't guess it."
[Hahaha, I knew Erfeng wouldn't be able to guess it, because we couldn't guess it either!]
[Erfeng, you may not believe this, but this robot is used to perform Errenzhuan on the Spring Festival Gala.]
Li Shimin was puzzled: What is Errenzhuan?
[It's for dancing, for us to perform a dance show.]
Li Shimin: ???
[Of course, I took him out for a marathon a few days ago, which is a long-distance running competition. I think he fell a few times during the race, hahaha.]
[So if you don’t have elderly people at home, you can buy one to take care of them and find something to do for yourself.
That’s probably what it’s used for! 】
Li Shimin could not understand and was greatly shocked. Finally, he realized that these people were serious and not joking, and he was speechless.
What a waste! Who on earth came up with the idea of using these robots to dance?
What is going on in the minds of modern people?
I always feel that the Chinese people a thousand years from now will be in a very crazy and abnormal mental state?
At this time, Wang Xingguo had almost repaired the robot according to the remote guidance of the sky screen technicians. Then he took the remote control and gave the command, and the robot stood up with a somersault.
Li Shimin suddenly felt like a cat's claws were scratching his heart:
"Can I try it?"
Soon, Li Shimin took the remote control and started tinkering with it under the command of a group of sky curtain staff.
He successfully made the robot fall many times, but in the end he also succeeded in making the robot start dancing in the yard, performing a very strange dance with its hands and feet twisted.
The personal soldiers standing guard in Li Shimin's yard had their eyes wide open at this moment, and each of them was stunned like a wooden man.
Li Shimin played for a long time before he became serious and started to ask about what happened during the day:
"Who was on duty today? Such dereliction of duty!
Why is it possible for this thing to pass through the hall, into the courtyard, and into this king's bedroom?"
Modern people want to have fun, but the gate of his yard is not open for robots to walk in. What if it is an assassin next time?
"I am guilty and derelict in my duty!"
Several personal guards immediately knelt down and pleaded guilty:
"When I first saw this thing, I thought I had seen a faceless ghost in broad daylight. I froze in place, almost unable to move. I feel guilty!"
Li Shimin's majesty was quite frightening. Wang Xingguo mustered up his courage and stammered, "Please, please!"
"After all, the Tang Dynasty doesn't have anatomy right now. This thing looks like a human, but it has no flesh and blood. Perhaps in their eyes, it's just a skeleton walking around."
[Oh my, the little brothers were scared too! Erfeng, please don't punish them. It's all our fault. We were just thinking about having fun.]
"This has nothing to do with you. They were negligent in their duties and should be punished.
But since you have requested leniency, I will, for your sake, give you a lighter sentence."
Soon, Li Shimin sent a few people down to receive ten beatings and put the matter behind them.
Several personal soldiers looked at Wang Xingguo with gratitude, and Wang Xingguo immediately put his hands on his hips, straightened his chest and raised his head.
Hehehe, he also became the lord's confidant for once! Erfeng would scream for his face!
Wang Xingguo was still screaming like a groundhog in his heart, but Li Shimin suddenly couldn't help laughing and asked:
“Do you have any other robots?
Or, could you modern people command dozens of these robots to march out of the city and perform the kind of duo act you're talking about for the enemy?"
This thing is invulnerable to swords and guns, and it looks like it can't be lit by torches.
If we put it outside the city in the dark of night and let it circle around in front of Shi Siming's army...
【Ahahahahahahaha, oh my god, Erfeng, you are such a clever little ghost. Compared to playing tricks on others, it is us who lost! 】
As expected of Li Erfeng, the one who brought vinegar celery to watch Wei Zheng's miserable state after it got stuck in his beard! I'm really looking forward to the results of this prank!
Wang Xingguo couldn't help laughing when he thought about it, but he quickly shook his head and said that he just bought this robot to play with.
If you really want to find one, it would be more reliable to recruit a group of professional technicians.
In this case, Li Shimin quickly added new recruitment content. Suddenly, all the technical personnel of the robot company, and even the bosses and directors, came out to fight and bicker.
[Me, me, me! Erfeng, please take a look at our company! Our Shuyu company specializes in Errenzhuan performances!]
[Ugh, didn't your lousy robot lose its head in a marathon the day before yesterday? Isn't that embarrassing?]
Of course we had to choose us! We won first place in the race! Our robot is drop-proof, fire-proof, and theft-proof, and it can even do a Thomas Full Spin!
[??? How dare you say that! Your code, like your IQ, can disappear at any time!]
Erfeng, please look at us. Our little robot has a low chassis and is not easy to fall!
I don’t need anyone to help me run a marathon, I can persevere to the finish line on my own!
Although she didn't quite understand what was going on, Li Erfeng, like other viewers, enjoyed watching the bickering on Tianmu.
In the end, Li Shimin asked the system to pick out a group of people who best met the requirements.
Soon, technicians from ten technology companies appeared in Li Shimin's yard with dozens of their company's latest and most advanced robots.
Among these eight men and two women, almost all of the eight men wore what were called glasses. They all looked like dough balls and their bodies were not as tall and strong as the warriors of the Tang Dynasty.
Moreover, most of them had very thin hair and were bald, and they looked very old. Only two women looked very young. So Li Shimin said with great admiration:
"I never thought you two women, at such a young age, could participate in research like these other PhDs in their seventies. I'm sure you both have some extraordinary talents."
Technicians: ………
The middle-aged female technicians were of course very happy to be praised for their youth. They nodded repeatedly in agreement and felt that Master Erfeng was really good at talking.
The male compatriots were immediately heartbroken and huddled together to try to explain:
"We're really not that big. I'm only 35! I'm only a hair older than Er Feng!"
This is too much! They are just middle-aged and bald, why are they treated as if they are in their seventies?!
[Ahahahahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Erfeng delivers a fatal blow and everyone falls down!]
[As expected of Er Feng, General Tian Ce has extremely strong attack power! ]
Is she only a few years older than him?
Li Shimin touched his nose awkwardly.
This cannot be blamed on him, mainly because it is really difficult to judge the age of modern people.
Just like that lady Shen Yue, who looked very young, only in her early twenties, but when he said that, Shen Yue laughed and said she was already thirty-six.
He was shocked at the time and felt that modern people are really good at taking care of themselves and living long lives.
It was getting dark, a perfect time to mess with Shi Siming. After a few jokes, they began to study the topographic map outside the city.
Wang Xingguo and others also joined in, planning to release the automatic harvester to collect the hemp, vegetables, fruits and other things outside the city at night.
At this moment, Li Guangbi suddenly ran in cheerfully, his voice even louder due to excitement:
"Oh my dear, Your Highness Prince Yan, you won't believe what I just saw.
Remember that Madam Shen performed ten limb amputation surgeries? Guess how many people can use their hands and feet now?
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