After the master helped Yin Hong strengthen the death-substitution formation, he thought it was foolproof. Now he is studying why Yun Shu's live broadcast became so popular.
After Yun Shu became famous, any paper-made item he sold could fetch several thousand yuan. The last time he sold a paper-made villa to Wu Jin, it only cost him 20,000 yuan, which made him extremely jealous.
He went against his ancestors' teachings and risked divine punishment to change Yin Hong's fortune, but only earned 50,000 yuan!
"This woman only knows a few little magic tricks to summon wind and rain. She doesn't have as many tricks as me. How can she be so popular? The price of just one paper figurine she makes is fifty times what I pay, and yet so many people want to buy it. It's true that the internet is full of people who are being taken advantage of!"
He opened a funeral home in a small town in the suburbs, but the business was not very good, so he took the risk to help Yin Hong change his fortune.
Yunshu went home and started a live broadcast of making paper-making. He happened to see it and posted comments in the live broadcast room.
Anyone who buys her paper figurines is a fool. I only sell the same paper figurines for a hundred yuan, and the results are almost the same. If you don't believe me, you can come to my livestream and watch.
The name of his online account is "Lao Jiang specializes in funeral services." He posted more than ten comments in a row, all with the same content, deliberately belittling Yun Shu in order to attract traffic.
It was hard for Yun Shu not to see it, so she clicked into Lao Jiang's live broadcast room where he specialized in funeral services, and happened to see him introducing his paper figures.
"Old Jiang, I've been working in the funeral industry for over ten years. Let me tell you this: the quality of paper figurines is pretty much the same. Selling a paper figurine for over a thousand yuan is a complete waste of money!
"Old Jiang, I never do anything shady or make money without conscience. My paper figurines are only a hundred yuan each, so if you buy a hundred, it's only ten thousand yuan. A hundred thousand yuan will make your father live like an emperor in the underworld. You can't afford to lose or be cheated!"
[I also think Yunshu's products are too expensive. I wanted to make a paper guitar for my sister, but this thing cost a thousand yuan!]
"My dad wants to eat roast chicken, but Yunshu charges 500 yuan for a roast chicken. He's really unscrupulous."
[Yunshu has after-sales service, does yours have that?]
Seeing this comment, Lao Jiang was shocked and said, "How dare you ask for that kind of after-sales service! The yin energy of a ghost is so strong that mortals can't bear it. At the very least, they will get sick, and at the worst, they will die! Just wait and see, that guy named Wu Jin will definitely get sick and be hospitalized after seeing a ghost!"
I don't know if Wu Jin is sick, but he announced today that he's quitting the internet and will no longer be doing supernatural live streams because he won five million in the lottery.
[Huh?! I thought he quit the internet to fulfill his promise to Yunshu! How the hell did he suddenly become rich?!]
Yunshu once said that her after-sales service might bring ghosts to your door, but you won't be in any trouble. It'll make your ancestors happy, and even bring you great luck!
When Lao Jiang saw the comments from netizens, he was also dumbfounded and quickly went to Wu Jin's account to take a look.
Wu Jin posted a statement about quitting the Internet, expressing his gratitude to Yun Shu in excited words. He also announced that he had won the lottery and that he would enjoy life after quitting the Internet.
[Can your paper-made items help people win the lottery?]
A barrage of comments floated by.
Lao Jiang said, "I can't guarantee you'll win, but if your ancestors are happy, you still have a chance! The more things you burn for them, the happier they will be! The higher your chances of winning!"
Yun Shu really couldn't bear to watch it anymore.
She posted a comment saying, "It's not that burning more is better. If you burn all this junk, it will still be junk in the underworld."
Seeing the comments, Lao Jiang couldn't help but raged, "You're making dirty money, and now you're slandering me? I've made more paper-cuts than you've eaten rice, and no one who's bought them has a bad opinion!"
Yunshu: [It's not for the buyer.]
Yun Shu looked at the paper villa and paper figures in his camera and sent another message, "Your paper figures are all made incorrectly. Something bad will happen. And that paper villa, if it burns down in the underworld, it will just be a thatched hut. The underworld won't even issue a property certificate."
"Have you ever been to the underworld? How can you say that my villa burned down to a thatched hut?"
Old Jiang stood up angrily and pointed at his own paper figurines. "And this paper figurine? I made it using a method passed down from my ancestors. There's no way it could be wrong! It's much more handsome than yours!"
[Emm, that one is still Yunshu's most handsome. Your paper-made man has a pointed face and monkey cheeks, eyes that are only the size of mung beans, and two patches of deep red blush. I really want to see it.]
Didn't Yunshu say that paper figures shouldn't have eyes? Why does his paper figure have eyes?
Yun Shu exited his livestream and told his fans, "Don't buy his paper figurines. Not only are they poorly made, but he himself has incurred a yin debt and will soon face divine retribution. If you buy his items, you'll be in trouble because of the yin debt."
[Okay, I promise not to buy it. His paper figurines are so ugly, I'm afraid if I burn them, my mom will be so angry she'll want to take me with her.]
[Huh? I ordered one because it looked cheap. Is it too late to get a refund now?]
Yun Shu: "It's still in time."
Traffic in Lao Jiang's live broadcast room plummeted instantly, and users who placed orders through the product link were quickly refunded within ten minutes.
He was so angry that he cursed Yun Shu in the live broadcast room, "You idiot money-making bastard, not only do you make a fortune yourself, but you also don't let others make money! Just wait to go to hell!"
Some fans were still laughing at Lao Jiang's joke, so they told Yunshu about his swearing.
Yun Shu sneered, "How dare you, someone who deserves divine punishment, curse others to hell? You won't even have the chance to go to hell. You'll just turn into a handful of ashes."
Lao Jiang specializes in funerals: [Destroying someone's financial resources is like killing their parents. You deserve divine punishment!]
When Yun Shu saw him coming to her livestream, she said, "Think about what you've done first. The divine punishment is about to begin."
When Lao Jiang heard this, he thought of how he helped Yin Hong change his fortune, and his heart skipped a beat.
Netizens were curious.
What divine punishment?
[What will happen if I'm punished by God? Will I be struck by lightning?]
Yun Shu explained, "Heavenly Punishment is the punishment for attempting to change something that is not allowed to be changed by obscuring the secrets of Heaven. This punishment is not limited to being struck by lightning."
After Yun Shu finished speaking, he glanced at the camera, and his dark and deep eyes seemed to see Lao Jiang outside the screen.
She said to him, "Don't you think your paper figurines are okay? Why don't you look behind you?"
Old Jiang was thinking about Yin Hong, and it took him a long time to react. He typed, "What's wrong with my paper figurines? Stop playing tricks here."
As soon as he finished sending it, he saw a face with a pointed chin and monkey cheeks reflected in the light of the phone screen.
The green eyes on this face were glowing green, and there were two patches of deep red blush on the cheeks.
The paper-made figure made by Lao Jiang stood behind him at some point, looking down at him while he was playing with his cell phone.
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