In order to do live broadcast, Lao Jiang specially equipped himself with two mobile phones. One was fixed on the table with a bracket for live broadcast, and the other was held in his hand to watch Yun Shu's live broadcast and send comments.
While he was posting comments, the audience in his live broadcast room watched as the paper man walked over with a strange green light in his eyes and put his hand on Lao Jiang's shoulder.
[Oh shit, his paper figurine moved!]
Those eyes are so scary!
[Yun Shu is right, this person doesn't know how to make paper figures at all, and doesn't even know the basic taboos. You absolutely cannot add eyes to paper figures!
I once heard from the older generation that dotting the eyes of a paper figure will make nearby ghosts think the figure is an ownerless body, and they will take over the figure and linger in the human world!
While netizens were discussing, Lao Jiang also reacted when he saw his reflection on the screen.
"you……!"
Old Jiang turned his head suddenly and saw the paper figurine lying on his shoulder, looking at him quietly, "Your thing is quite interesting, let me play with it."
"ah!"
Old Jiang instantly ejected from his seat and huddled in a corner, staring in horror at the paper figurine's eyes that were emitting a burst of green light. "You, what are you!"
The paper-made man sneered, "It doesn't matter if you don't know me, as long as I know you. Last time, it was you, a wicked fellow, who tricked my grandson into spending 500 yuan to buy a big paper-made villa and then burned it down, only to find it turned out to be a thatched hut."
That’s not all, but the ghost messenger also said that this thatched house didn’t have a property certificate, that I had built it illegally, and threw me into the frying pan and rinsed it back and forth! Do you know how painful it was? I almost became a fried skewers!
"What?"
Old Jiang looked at the paper figurine in disbelief. "You must have made a mistake. There's nothing wrong with the paper figurines I make. Your grandson didn't buy them from me!"
"My grandson's name is Wang Dewang, and he lives in this town. You're the only funeral supply store in town, so who else could it be if not you? You're such a bastard! You've built a paper villa without even having a case filed in the underworld, and you've caused me so much trouble. I'm going to tear you apart today!"
A strong ghostly aura emanated from the paper-made figure's dark green eyes. It rushed towards Lao Jiang and raised its hand to give him a loud slap.
“Ah! Stop… stop!”
With a bang.
This slap carried ghost power and directly knocked Lao Jiang out, hitting the wooden door in the distance with a loud clang.
[The paper figurines are awesome, but Old Jiang deserves it. He makes dirty money and harms the devil!]
[Does it sound good? A good sound is a good start. Let's do a few more to celebrate Yunshu's paper figurines selling out!]
[There's some truth to the saying that cheap things are always bad. Yun Shu said his things were rubbish, and sure enough, they were still rubbish even after being burned in the underworld!]
“Have mercy!”
Lao Jiang's screams continued to be heard. The paper-made man not only beat him up, but also scratched bloody marks on his body.
Lao Jiang cried bitterly, "I will burn 10 trillion ghost money for you as compensation, please forgive me!"
The paper man then stopped.
"Burn it for me now!"
“Okay, okay!”
Seeing that he didn't do anything else, Lao Jiang crawled to the box by the door to look for paper money for the dead.
Just when we found the paper money for the dead and were about to count it, we heard shouting outside, accompanied by the sound of screeching brakes.
“Master, Master!”
"Get out of the way! My car's brakes are broken!"
There was a loud bang.
A car suddenly rushed in from outside and broke Lao Jiang's door directly, and the front of the car hit Lao Jiang unexpectedly.
call out--!
Bang--!
Lao Jiang flew out again, hit the wall not far away, and then fell down.
Before he could even let out a scream, the car with its brakes failed started moving again and its wheels rolled over him.
"ah--!"
Old Jiang stared at the ceiling, blood constantly gushing out of his body.
"master!"
The car door opened and a panicked young man got out. It was Xiao Yutian's boyfriend.
"how so!"
Yin Hong collapsed and squatted beside Lao Jiang, "I... I don't know what happened. When my car was driving near your house, the brakes suddenly failed!
Master, please don’t die! Wake up! You still have to save me! If Xiao Yutian doesn’t die today, I’ll be the one to die tomorrow!
He tried to pull Lao Jiang out of the car, but Lao Jiang's body was crushed by the wheels.
"Hold on! I'll save you first!"
Yin Hong hurriedly got back into the car and prepared to back it out so that the wheels were away from Lao Jiang's body.
As a result, the engine was out of control and the car rushed forward. The rear wheels of the car rolled over Lao Jiang again and then hit the wall in the house.
Audience: w(?Д?)w
Paper figurines: 6
The paper-made man looked at the scene speechlessly, thinking that the young man had come here intentionally to commit murder.
After discovering that Lao Jiang had been completely crushed to death, the paper man prepared to leave.
However, before leaving, he looked down at his hands and said, "This body is quite useful."
Now that he has a body, he wants to be a human being and doesn't want to suffer in the underworld anymore.
"There are still so many that can be used interchangeably."
The paper-made man saw that there were many paper-made things made by Lao Jiang nearby, all with eyes painted on them, so he wanted to go over and take them all away.
Just as they were about to pack up, there were bursts of thunder outside. The paper-made figure seemed to sense something, and suddenly its face changed drastically, and its soul ran out of the paper-made figure.
The paper man fell to the ground.
The thunder outside was getting louder and louder.
Boom!
Blue-purple lightning flashed in the air.
Lightning struck Lao Jiang's house, and Yin Hong's car exploded at the moment of thunder.
The flames shot up into the sky and instantly burned the entire house to ashes. Before Yin Hong could even run out, his body was engulfed by the flames.
The fire was so big that the nearby residents all ran out and were trying to find ways to put out the fire, fearing that it would spread to their own houses.
But just as they prepared the water pipes, a torrential rain came and put out the fire in an instant.
Except for Lao Jiang's funeral supplies store which was burned to ruins, none of the other shops in the nearby row were affected by the fire.
Lao Jiang's live broadcast room was open all the time, and netizens witnessed the whole strange process of this incident. The relevant video went viral on the Internet within an hour. Some media and anchors even rushed to the town where Lao Jiang was to report on the follow-up of this incident.
Yunshu’s live broadcast room also became popular because of this, and her paper-made orders have skyrocketed recently.
Every time I think of Lao Jiang being beaten up by a paper figurine, I no longer dare to buy paper figurines from other people to burn for my ancestors.
So how do I register my paper-made buildings with the underworld? If I don't register, will any paper-made buildings I burn be considered illegal?
Yun Shu finally finished the order of one hundred paper figures. After finishing, he saw that everyone in the comments was asking how to register with the underworld if they wanted to make paper houses.
Yun Shu said, "I've filed a case before. If others want to do it, there's a way."
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