Chapter 204 Amateur Aunt
Obito Uchiha's pupils dilated in shock. He struggled to suppress his outburst and said in a low, resentful voice, "Didn't you say you wanted to marry me before?!"
"You can't be sure what kids say, and besides, didn't Obito refuse to marry me?" Haruko added excitedly, with a scumbag-like air, "And Mikoto is really, really gentle and beautiful! I'm so envious of Fugaku!"
Obito Uchiha snorted disapprovingly, "How beautiful could she be to seduce you? Besides, she'll be your brother's wife soon, so don't even think about it!"
"It's okay, it's easier to develop feelings when you're close!" Haruko glanced at him with a sly look.
"emotion?!"
Obito Uchiha was shocked. He almost said that he would make her move into his house and not allow her to be alone with her sister-in-law.
"Just kidding, Obito's so silly!" Haruko laughed as she tidied his messy hair.
Hearing that she was just teasing him, Obito Uchiha felt relieved and carefully observed her movements, a subtle emotion rising within him.
Haruko is such a good liar, only he wouldn't mind, right?
So, the most suitable person to stand next to Haruko is indeed him!
"And another thing," Haruko told him about her plans, "to prepare myself for having a nephew or niece, I'm going to find Shisui to be my part-time aunt!"
"Who is Shisui?" Obito Uchiha became wary again.
Why does Haruko always seem to have acquaintances she doesn't recognize?!
"It's a two-year-old from that street, he's so cute!" Haruko said, rubbing her hands together eagerly as she mentioned it.
Two-year-old... baby, Obito Uchiha closed his eyes in pain. Who was he jealous of all day long?!
“I already mentioned it to Shisui’s mother before, and she was very happy to welcome me!” Haruko said with a hint of pride.
Obito Uchiha couldn't understand how she, who had previously kept to herself, had suddenly come to know so many people.
How do you know everyone?
“I remember everyone’s name in the Uchiha territory. Everyone is very enthusiastic, so I sometimes help them out, otherwise I would feel bad.”
"No wonder you're so popular in the clan..."
Obito Uchiha looked around at the various gifts and realized that not only was Fugaku Uchiha to blame, but Haruko was also the culprit!
Haruko chuckled twice, "Maybe I'll be the next Uchiha clan leader!"
"That's an exaggeration."
Obito Uchiha instinctively didn't believe it, but recalling her success in winning over the hearts of the Uchiha, perhaps... it really was possible?
When he becomes Hokage and Haruko becomes the head of the Uchiha clan, they seem quite well-matched!
Seeing Obito Uchiha grinning foolishly, Haruko silently cancelled the position of clan chief's secretary that she had originally arranged for him.
Obito is too stupid; he's better off keeping him as an ornamental animal.
Uchiha Obito: ?
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Later, Obito Uchiha, who accompanied Haruko to visit, fell silent as he looked at the two-year-old Shisui Uchiha, who was bouncy and quiet.
He whispered in Haruko's ear, "If we're going to prepare for a baby, we should find someone who's just been born and is still quite noisy, right? That would be more effective."
Haruko quietly replied, "But Shisui is cuter, and I just want a well-behaved nephew or niece."
“No baby is born obedient and well-behaved…” Obito Uchiha retorted.
Uchiha Shisui's mother had already become familiar with Haruko, and seeing that Haruko was coming today, she entrusted Uchiha Shisui to Haruko's care with complete peace of mind, and then went out directly.
So the three of them sat around a low round table, the atmosphere slightly awkward.
Uchiha Shisui curiously observed Uchiha Obito sitting next to Haruko, his eyes seemingly saying that he didn't recognize him.
Haruko patted his fluffy head and introduced him: "Shisui, this is Uchiha Obito!"
"Well, you can just call me Obito." Facing a child so much younger than himself, Uchiha Obito awkwardly raised his hand and rubbed his nose.
Uchiha Shisui tugged at her sleeve. "Haruko, is he your friend?"
“That’s right, but today is different. He’s going to be Shisui’s dad!” Haruko announced happily to the two of them.
"Huh?" This was Uchiha Shisui's surprised expression.
"What?!" This was something even Obito Uchiha didn't know.
Haruko gave Obito Uchiha a strange look. "Yeah, aren't we here to experience life with a baby? Then Obito is the dad, and I'm the mom!"
"That scared me to death! It was all an act..." Obito Uchiha patted his chest in lingering fear.
Seeing his series of anxious and fearful behaviors, Uchiha Shisui chuckled a few times and whispered to Haruko, "He doesn't seem very smart."
"Hmm! Shisui's observation skills are very sharp!"
Obito Uchiha narrowed his eyes in annoyance. "Don't underestimate a ninja's hearing!"
Ignoring his anger, Haruko began to make arrangements for the day, "Right now, Shisui is like a newborn baby, let's try to cry and fuss a bit!"
Under Haruko's encouraging gaze, Uchiha Shisui tentatively let out a shout, "Is that so?"
"Shisui is too shy. He didn't even shout as loudly as Obito, who was throwing a tantrum," Haruko commented.
"What do you mean I'm throwing a tantrum? I'm not!"
"Ah, right! That's it, Shisui, you should learn from him!"
Seeing that she was completely unmoved, Obito Uchiha had nowhere to vent his resentment, especially since he was right under a child's nose.
In order to refute Haruko's label of "throwing a tantrum" on him, Obito Uchiha gave Shisui Uchiha a forced smile on the spot.
Uchiha Shisui: ...I've learned something.
To make the scene more realistic, Haruko even found a sheet to put on the floor and had Uchiha Shisui lie on it and imitate a baby crying.
Fortunately, Uchiha Shisui was only a two-year-old child and did not yet have feelings of shame, so he lay down on her very cooperatively.
However, Obito Uchiha, sitting next to him, felt ashamed for him, asking, "Is this really necessary?"
"This is all for a more realistic simulation!" Haruko shushed him. "It's time for the baby to sleep now, Obito, don't talk!"
"If he's asleep, what are we doing next to him?" Obito Uchiha asked.
This stumped Haruko. "Um... you sleep too?"
"So what are we here for? Babies don't sleep all the time." Obito Uchiha was quite speechless.
"That's a good point, Obito. The baby phase is too boring. How about we skip to when he's learning to walk?"
Haruko immediately unwrapped the sheet covering Uchiha Shisui.
"Before learning to walk, you should learn to crawl, right?" Obito Uchiha felt that coming with her today might have been a mistake. "Also, don't just skip over other people's life cycles!"
Under Obito's unbearable outburst, Haruko and Shisui sat side by side, listening obediently as he analyzed the developmental events the baby would experience.
"I never imagined Obito knew so much. This is truly eye-opening." Haruko applauded him.
Obito Uchiha smirked smugly, "It's alright! I often help the old ladies take care of their grandsons and stuff!"
Haruko thought to herself: This old woman is truly formidable.
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