Chapter 311 Sister Sheng sells the ruler

Zheng Xincheng: ???

It's okay to be outrageous but please don't be perverted, okay?

"You want me to sell air?" Zheng Xincheng was speechless.

"This shows how awesome you are. Sell it and don't say a word." Gu Luosheng laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his back.

Gu Luosheng was the only one in the whole audience who didn't care about his image.

"The countdown has begun now." The host said shamelessly.

When Gu Luosheng heard this, he immediately got on his shared bike and set off. Now he was showing off.

Having a car is fast.

"Little Erlang, I'm carrying my schoolbag to school. Why do you ask me? I'm selling rulers."

"I kept looking for friends, and finally found a good friend. I asked her, 'Do you want a ruler?' She said, 'I want your mother. Please don't scold my mother. I really want to sell a ruler.'"

Gu Luosheng sang while riding.

Finally I found that the car was inconvenient, so I parked it on the side of the road again. This time I finally locked it.

"Little friend, do you want a ruler?" Gu Luosheng asked in a friendly manner when he saw a primary school student carrying a schoolbag.

The elementary school student looked at Gu Luosheng innocently, not knowing what the other person meant.

"You definitely don't know what this ruler is for, right? I'm telling you, take it home and tell your parents that if you don't do well in the exams in the future, I'll use this ruler to beat you!"

"Wuwuwu!" The primary school student was smiling happily in the last second, and burst into tears in the next second.

"I want to go home, I want to find my mom." The primary school student ran while crying.

Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched: "What's wrong? Is there something wrong? I think it's fine."

——Sister Sheng seems to want to eat a child.

——Randomly scare a little kid to death, right?

——Sister Sheng, why don’t you change the transaction partner? The child doesn’t seem to like this thing.

Gu Luosheng glanced at the screen and nodded.

She was quite encouraging.

Since everyone says children are not suitable, then... old friends?

"Old man, do you want to buy a ruler?" Gu Luosheng saw an old man sitting on a recliner basking in the sun, so he walked over and asked.

"What to eat?"

"It's not about eating, it's about using a ruler, a ruler!" Gu Luosheng said it again in a louder voice.

"What to eat? I don't want to eat." The old man asked with difficulty.

Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched: "Ruler, ruler, this thing in my hand."

"You want me to stop eating? I really can't stop eating. I'll starve to death."

Gu Luosheng: ...

"Forget it, it's okay." Gu Luosheng felt like his throat was about to smoke from shouting, but the other party really couldn't hear him at all.

"Okay." This time the master heard it very clearly.

It's numb.

Gu Luosheng continued walking with the ruler in his arms.

I happened to meet Brother Yan Wang selling talisman paper.

What Brother Yan Wang said was really shocking.

"Girl, as long as you buy this talisman paper from me, I guarantee that you and your boyfriend's life will be smooth, and your relationship will get better day by day. You should know what I mean, right?" Brother Yan Wang has tried his best to hint.

The woman was suspicious: "Your talisman paper has this function? Are you a scammer?"

"Don't worry, we have been running this business for ten years and we never cheat anyone."

At this moment, Gu Luosheng suddenly jumped out: "No, I was just checking your watch. You were only in business for ten minutes. You are lying, you liar."

Brother Yan Wang: ...

The woman was startled: "You... where did you jump out from, you bastard?"

"Hey, sister, don't be afraid, I'm a good person." Gu Luosheng smiled widely, but halfway through his smile, he suddenly paused.

Wait a minute…

She is still wearing makeup now, and her smile must be very disgusting, right?

"Let me put it this way, you may not need that talisman paper, but you will definitely need my ruler." Gu Luosheng blinked.

The woman frowned: "I think you two are liars. What's the point of this ruler?"

"Your forehead is dark." Gu Luosheng suddenly leaned in and whispered, "You must be running around because of your husband's infidelity, right?"

The woman was stunned: "How...how do you know?"

"The secret cannot be revealed." Gu Luosheng said mysteriously: "But you can't find any evidence. Let me tell you... look under your bed more often."

The woman's eyes widened, and suddenly she realized: "Could it be that he hid the person under the bed?"

Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched: ...

What a wild imagination! Hiding people under the bed only happens in novels. In reality, people would just hang their clothes on the wall outside. It would be very easy to be discovered if you hide under the bed.

"Maybe there will be the evidence you want." Gu Luosheng said dryly: "Miss, give me a ruler. Think about it, you will definitely want to vent your anger. This ruler is just right. It won't kill you, but it will hurt. I tell you, this is a treasure that the teacher often uses."

"Okay, give me one." The woman scanned the code readily.

That’s how the first order was completed.

Gu Luosheng laughed out loud.

Di Yu was almost mad watching from the side, "You are stealing my business."

"Don't be so blunt. The rules of the competition don't limit any method. It only shows that my brain is better than yours. Let's see whether others believe you or not." Gu Luosheng blinked and spoke proudly.

"Wait a minute, how do you know her boyfriend is cheating on her?" Di Yu narrowed his eyes, a little suspicious.

"Nonsense, she is holding a pin-shaped camera in her hand, her face is tired, and she is deliberately dressed up very brightly. The screen of her mobile phone is showing her own photo. A detective just sent her a message. The details determine success or failure. Learn from her, Brother Yan Wang..." Gu Luosheng smiled coquettishly.

At this time, several teachers in the variety show observation room were also discussing.

"Miss Wugui is really smart."

"Although Brother Yan Wang has never revealed his true appearance, I can tell that he must be very handsome."

At this moment, a man's voice sounded: "Miss Wugui is naturally beautiful and has a superb IQ. As for King Yan, heh... it remains to be discussed."

The faces of the other teachers in the observation room were all shown, but this man was the only one who was not in the camera when he was speaking.

I guess it’s another mysterious teacher.

But the people in the live broadcast room went crazy.

——Ahhh, this teacher’s voice is so sweet.

——Do you have a frontal view? I want to see what you look like.

——I like it just by listening to the sound.

——Others recognize songs by listening to them, but I recognize people by their voices. I think this brother must be 180cm tall, with abdominal muscles, long legs, handsome, and the type who can kiss me until my legs become weak.

——Upstairs, this is a variety show, not a wishing well. I suggest you go to the temple. Maybe one day God will go blind and give you one.

——When will this teacher show up? I am really looking forward to it.

——Director Tai, just do it…