Chapter 340 What car? A shopping cart...
"The next question is from Mr. Di Yu. Mr. Di Yu, why do you call it hell?"
Di Yu was staring at Gu Luosheng in a trance, and his brows frowned when he heard his own name.
What bad luck.
Why are we talking about him again?
Di Yu's mouth twitched, and he thought for a moment before answering casually, "I come from Hell, so my name is Hell."
——What a cold joke.
——No, netizens, you can’t attack other people’s names. Let me ask such interesting questions next time! Hahahaha!
——This generation of netizens really can find out everything. You have seen it all.
——I saw Di Yu’s speechless expression.
——Emperor Yu Hell, what a nice name. If you hadn’t suffered from cerebral thrombosis for three years, you would definitely not have thought of this name.
"The next question is from Teacher Wang Lang. Teacher Wang Lang, please stop grinning."
Wang Lang: …
Is this a bit of a personal attack?
"Excuse me, Mr. Wang Lang, are the people in your place so tall?"
Wang Lang:?
"Not really." Wang Lang scratched his head and coughed: "It also depends on genes, right?"
"Next question, Mr. Wang Lang, do you have any buddies of the same height as you? Please introduce them to me."
Wang Lang joked: "I'm single too, so what can't I do?"
——Okay, okay, we must do it!
——I’m serious, Brother Lang, I’ll be there right away!
——Hahaha, Brother Lang, please post an online marriage proposal. I think it will definitely become popular.
"Hahaha, Brother Lang, do you think I can do it?" The host winked coquettishly, and her posture was somewhat elegant and charming.
Wang Lang took a step back in fear. "I treat you as a distinguished host. Are you coveting me here?"
"I won't do that again. I won't do that again next time." Wang Lang swallowed.
——Hahahaha, the tough guy is scared.
——Host, you have something too.
——Host, I misjudged you.
——Don’t compete with us!
The host continued to read the fans' questions.
"Sister Sheng, a fan of mine wants to buy a car recently and wants to ask you which car is easier to drive."
"Shopping cart." Gu Luosheng chuckled, "The most enjoyable car I've ever driven is a shopping cart. It would be even better if someone could help me clear the shopping cart with one click."
We all feel the same way.
The host nodded, being serious for once.
"Sister Sheng, it's possible... they're asking what kind of car you drive!"
"Oh? Do you need to advertise again? Who gave the money this time?" Gu Luosheng blinked and asked directly.
host:……
"No! This time it's really the fans who want to ask!" The host was a little numb.
"Oh, then I really have no recommendation." Mainly... the car she drives is too expensive, not economical or affordable, so there is really no need to recommend it to everyone.
"Okay, then the next question. Hahaha, you finally asked something that interests me!" The host was overjoyed.
"Sister Sheng, a fan asked what your relationship with Master Ye is."
Gu Luosheng: ...
There is no escape from the fate of this life.
"It's just what you think, a shameful relationship." Gu Luosheng was not shy at all and spoke his mind.
——Shit! What’s going on!
——The small stool is ready, please tell me in detail.
——Sister Sheng, you are not the kind of person who hides things, hurry up! Reveal the truth!
——Sister, I can top up your VIP account! Please take a look at the child, please.
——Sister~ dear sister, are you two having a lot of fun playing downstairs? Ahhhhhh! I really want to be your light bulb.
——Wuwuwu…I really want to eat melon.
Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched.
Hey guys, what is the mentality of this group of people?
"You misunderstood. What I meant was...the underground party's pure friendship. What do you think about day after day?" Gu Luosheng said helplessly.
"No more darkness!" Gu Luosheng said.
The comment section is full of... overthinking.
"Okay, okay, we didn't get to eat the melon anymore, so let's move on to the next one." The host let out a light sigh.
The sound of frogs was everywhere.
Gu Luosheng was happy.
Sometimes it's fun to play with them.
"Sister Sheng, where do your jokes come from? I really want to learn from you." After the host finished reading, he looked at Gu Luosheng again, "Hehe, to be honest, I want to know too."
Gu Luosheng pointed to his head and said, "Maybe it's... innate. Why don't you watch more talk shows? Or... check out the comment section of Tik Tok more often?"
Everyone suddenly understood.
Got it.
Sister Sheng’s words saved me from taking many detours.
——But I always feel that I can’t compare to Sister Sheng.
——I should visit Sister Sheng more often when I have time.
——Don’t worry, whether you have time or not, it’s better than anything else to visit Sister Sheng’s comment section.
——Follow Sister Sheng so you won’t get lost, and visit Sister Sheng more often whenever you have time.
"Okay, let's stop here for this round of questions!" The host handed the small box to the prop master next to him.
Gu Luoxi stood up subconsciously, "Is this the end?"
She had wanted to take this opportunity to show off herself, but she didn't expect... it would end so soon!
"Yes." The host was a little confused for a moment.
How come he stood up all of a sudden?
"Teacher Xixi, I know you are anxious, but don't worry. You will be in the center position later. It will be a chance for you to show your face. I will give it to you, give it to you!"
Gu Luosheng waved his hands and spoke confidently.
She doesn't care about that.
She has no shortage of fame or anything like that.
If Gu Luoxi wants it, give it to her, give it to her!
She still complains about the trouble.
"That's not what I meant." Gu Luoxi waved her hands quickly. She didn't want her image to be affected by such things.
"I just feel that... the happy moment is too short. It's over before I can even react..." Gu Luoxi made up an excuse.
The host also moved on to the next topic.
"Keep playing!"
The three words "host" instantly set the mood.
Gu Luoxi also sat in his seat dejectedly.
After seeing this, her fans began to feel distressed.
——Xixi, don’t be sad, we are here.
——I wrote a lot of questions to Xixi! But why didn’t you ask any questions…
——It’s really too much! Why are all the questions about Gu Luosheng?
——I’m getting angry! What’s going on? Give Xixi justice!
——Upstairs, stop whining like a nagging woman... What's wrong? Are you unhappy with your life?
What to play?
"Play basketball!"
The host laughed wickedly.
"No...what are you doing!" Di Yu laughed.
"We two girls, playing basketball? Are you kidding?"
Zheng Xincheng also echoed, "Play basketball with them? I'm afraid they will accuse me of bullying. I can't do it. I really can't do it."
"Who are you looking down on?" Gu Luosheng said with a sigh, "What's wrong with girls? Can't girls play basketball?"
Zheng Xincheng looked Gu Luosheng up and down.
"I just think... you don't look like someone who can exercise."