Chapter 364 Sister Sheng is a big liar
Zheng Xincheng and Wang Lang also had their fill.
Di Yu and Gu Luoxi couldn't muster up any energy.
“You said you two are not rabbits, but you insist on eating rabbit food…” Gu Luosheng shook his head, looking helpless.
"Who told you to take the broken salad?" Di Yu felt angry when he thought about this.
Gu Luoxi was not convinced: "Then tell me, what's in your backpack?"
Emperor Yu: ...
"What kind of good person would come to a deserted island with a pile of books?" Gu Luoxi also said in a sarcastic tone.
"Ah? Books? Are you so studious?" Gu Luosheng was very interested.
Gu Luoxi snorted: "He is not a great talent."
"Can you let us see what kind of book it is?" Gu Luosheng asked cunningly.
“This is private!”
Emperor Yu just finished speaking...
Zheng Xincheng opened Di Yu's schoolbag without hesitation.
"Oh my god, such an inspiring book?" Zheng Xincheng laughed.
"I'm the most awesome and the craziest in the world of immortal cultivation," "I just reborn and found out my wife is cheating on me," "I got so excited that I saw the school beauty propose to me." Zheng Xincheng read out the titles of the books aloud.
Gu Luosheng said with relish: "Oh, it turns out to be a novel. It seems that our brother Di Yu is a fan of novels."
"No wonder the novels he wrote are so bad. It turns out... this is the root cause." Gu Luosheng muttered softly.
"What?" Di Yu didn't hear clearly and asked subconsciously.
"It's okay, it's okay. I mean that you have a wide range of interests and you will become a great person in the future, but it's best not to write novels." Gu Luosheng said with a smile.
"Why can't I write a novel? I think I'm pretty awesome." To this day, Di Yu still thinks he is a very capable writer.
Gu Luosheng nodded: "Writing novels is useless, there is no future, really no future... Several of my friends are in this industry, guess what happened to them in the end?"
"Hmm?" Di Yu continued listening.
"I put a bowl in front of me and wrote a few words next to it: Please be kind, I am a novelist." After saying this, Gu Luosheng laughed twice and almost cried while laughing.
Emperor Yu: ...
"I suspect you are implying me." After a long time, Di Yu spoke.
"How dare I? I was talking about the novelist, not you." Gu Luosheng blinked and spoke innocently.
Emperor Yu: ...
I can’t explain it, so I’ll just stop talking about it.
"Let's keep moving forward." Gu Luosheng said.
Only by moving forward can you encounter new things.
Everyone packed up their things and continued on their way.
The drone above the head also captures all-round footage, so people in the live broadcast room can watch from every angle.
The most exciting thing is the audience.
If we had moved forward honestly, this variety show wouldn't be called Madame and Her Mad Friends.
The director will do something interesting.
As everyone was moving forward cautiously...
The drone's loudspeaker suddenly began to speak: There is an airdrop ahead, with the supplies you need, such as mineral water, etc., all available...
There is an airdrop landing ahead...
The speaker plays in an infinite loop.
Gu Luosheng: "So it's a recording session. I was wondering if Director Tai is so lazy, how could he possibly... come to the set and suffer with us?"
As soon as Gu Luosheng finished speaking, he saw everyone rushing past like the wind.
"What flew over? Was it Ah Piao?" Gu Luosheng looked confused.
Ye Nanchen nodded: "Maybe... everyone is going to grab water resources. Water resources are very scarce now..."
"It's okay, don't worry, we don't lack water." Gu Luosheng was quite confident.
Ye Nanchen pursed his lips: "Just now, we had almost finished drinking."
"Didn't Aunt Wang pack a suitcase for us?" Gu Luosheng blinked and spoke innocently.
"Have you forgotten? Before we landed on the deserted island... the host asked us to throw away a box. The water... was in that box."
"Fuck, why didn't you say so earlier?" Gu Luosheng also rushed out like a gust of wind.
"Water, water, it's all mine, no one of you can take it away!"
A group of people were like crazy, robbing in the most primitive way.
"I grabbed two bottles!" Zheng Xincheng had long legs and ran fast, so he proudly lifted up the two bottles of mineral water.
Gu Luosheng asked seriously: "Are you a man?"
"Of course." Zheng Xincheng wondered, he only grabbed two bottles of water, what does this have to do with gender?
"According to statistics, girls are made of water and need several times more water than boys. That is to say, when they are equally thirsty, girls need to drink far more water than boys. In other words, it doesn't matter if men don't drink water for three days, but girls may die of thirst."
Gu Luosheng was a quick talker and he spoke without stopping at all.
"Also, girls will feel better after drinking water, and when they feel better, they won't curse at others. Similarly, when a girl feels better, the mood of the people around her will also improve. So letting me drink water is equivalent to your mood improving."
"Just think about it, on this deserted island with no people at all, having a good mood is such a blessing!"
Zheng Xincheng listened, feeling dazed, "It seems to make sense."
"It's not a little bit, it's the truth. Now give me the water in your hand, and you will feel better."
Zheng Xincheng stretched out his hand and passed it over like a possessed person.
Before it was handed to Gu Luosheng, Gu Luosheng snatched it away.
"Thank you Brother Qian for bringing the water resources. I am grateful for your kindness." Gu Luosheng even bowed deeply to Zheng Xincheng.
Zheng Xincheng: ???
"Damn it, I got fooled again!" Zheng Xincheng scratched his hair angrily.
Turning around, he quickly joined the battle for water.
But who knows...
The airdrop only lasts one minute.
Each person only had one bottle of water, and the rest was taken away.
Only Gu Luosheng had four bottles in his arms, and Ye Nanchen had two bottles of water in his hands.
"Thank you Director Tai for sending this message to me from afar. I wish you have a girlfriend every year, a cuckold every year, and a child every year, and none of them will have your last name." Gu Luosheng shouted towards the deserted island.
Taita: ???
No wonder her right eyelid was twitching just now, it turned out that there was a vicious curse waiting for her.
"Hey? What are you looking at me for?" After Gu Luosheng came back to her senses, she saw that everyone was looking at her, and she became even more curious.
Zheng Xincheng wanted to cry: "Gu Luosheng! This is a blatant lie!"
Gu Luosheng looked innocent: "The anchor lady tricked you into investing millions, and you didn't say it was a scam. I asked you for two bottles of water, and I asked you for them by reasoning with you. How can you say it was a scam?"
"Truth." Ye Nanchen also echoed.
"With your IQ, Shengsheng is too lazy to lie to you." Ye Nanchen added slowly.
Zheng Xincheng: "Am I that stupid?"
"Let me put it this way. The reason you are here now is entirely because... you have a lot of money and you are stupid."
Ye Nanchen spoke very honestly.