Chapter 98: Hot on the Internet (Part 2)
"Lao Fang, your identity has been exposed. Come with us."
"I've been undercover in 404 for years, and today I finally caught a big fish!"
As soon as Fang Yu entered the door of dormitory 404, before she could sit down at the desk, Luo Ziming and Lu Xuechang blocked Fang Yu from the front and back, and symbolically showed them a certificate.
With a serious expression.
Fang Yu remained calm: "I had no choice before, but now I want to be a good person."
Luo Ziming sneered: "Okay, go tell the judge and see if he will let you be a good person."
Lu Xuechang said coldly: "I'm sorry, I'm a policeman."
Fang Yu's expression changed: "You can't do this."
Why did the lines change? Luo Ziming and Lu Xuechang were puzzled.
"Why can't we do this?" Compared with Luo Ziming, Lu Xuechang was a little less cunning after all.
Fang Yu said righteously: "Because I am your biological father, call me dad."
grass!
The two second-rate writers were furious and wanted to attack one after another, but Fang Yu grabbed them one by one and twisted their arms and pressed them on Huang Xiang's desk.
"I give in, I give in, I give in. Your father gives in. Oh my god, Lao Fang, please let go." Luo Ziming was twisted and screamed.
After suppressing the rebellion of two princes who were destined to be unable to inherit the throne, Fang Yu took an apple from Lu Xuechang's desk and began to eat it: "What's wrong with you two today?"
"Lao Fang, you've really been exposed. No, you've become a big hit." Luo Ziming slapped his thigh. "No wonder Lao Huang kept saying how awesome you were when he came back the other day. How did that rose of yours turn out?"
"What rose?" Fang Yu couldn't remember it for a moment. After all, it had been almost a month.
"Are you still pretending? Weibo is full of videos of you performing magic tricks in bars! Wow, that's awesome. Huang Xiang told me about it the other day, but I didn't believe it." Lu Xuechang's face turned red with excitement. If someone didn't know, they would have thought he was the one who performed the magic trick.
"Take a look, take a look." Luo Ziming took out his phone and handed it to Fang Yu like he was presenting a treasure, rubbing his hands. "Um... what's the name of the girl sitting to Zhou Siqiao's left? Can you give me her contact information?"
He was talking about Tang Yufei.
Fang Yu thought to himself, you are dreaming.
At this time, Huang Xiang just came back. When he saw Fang Yu in the dormitory, Huang Xiang was also very excited: "Old Fang, did you check Weibo? Someone uploaded your video on Womb on Weibo! You are an Internet celebrity now!"
Fang Yu was stunned. He had known for a long time that someone had posted the video on Weibo. Many people were filming the video at that time, and it covered every angle. That night, many people posted it on WeChat Moments and Weibo.
But that’s how self-media works. Without the attention and spread of big Vs, your dozens of zombie fans alone won’t be able to make any waves.
Fang Yu initially searched using the keywords "Womb+Magic" and found a few results, but they were not reposted much, so he gradually stopped paying attention to it.
This has been going on for a month, why is it exploding now?
Fang Yu picked up the phone and took a look. Oh, no wonder.
It turned out that it was forwarded by Lu Qian.
The video has obviously been edited. In addition to cutting out the middle segment where Fang Yu humiliates Li Yuxuan and the later segment where he humiliates Wang Youran, this video brings together multiple angles. It is obvious that the uploader cut together videos from three different angles for comparison.
Lu Qian's Weibo post read: "Can you tell how it was done? I tried to replicate it several times, but the results weren't very good. I don't believe it was improvised. If the video is real, I'd really like to communicate with this excellent magician. #ThisMagicImprovisational##Close-UpMagic##"
It actually brought up a topic?
Lu Qian’s Weibo posts usually receive a few hundred to one or two thousand reposts and replies. This Weibo post has received over 8,000 replies and over 10,000 reposts!
This almost exceeds the number of reposts and comments on his first Weibo post after performing magic at the Spring Festival Gala every year!
"Oh my god, how can it be so powerful?"
"It's fake at first glance. It's obviously a special effect, edited."
"Wow, Brother Qian reposted my video. One of the angles in this video was shot by me. I can testify that I was there at the time. It's real ^_^."
"I also testified that I was at the scene and that I was the cup on the table."
"The guy above is a idiot. This video is indeed real. I know the handsome guy who performs magic. He used to come to Womb often. I didn't know he could do magic."
"Holy crap, if this magic trick is real, it's incredible. Even Lu Qian couldn't replicate it."
"Lu Qian is nothing, it's just hype. The Great Zhou is so big, do the common people know about the masters?"
"The one upstairs is a nine-leaky fish, identified."
"I declare that the girl to the left of the handsome magician is me. I was there and it's true. If you don't believe me, read my Weibo."
Oh, this is Xu Chen.
"Wow, hello beautiful lady, let's follow each other."
This is a screen licking dog.
"I like the one on the handsome guy's right. Give me her contact information."
"Get out, she's mine!"
"These girls are all good. You are the cutest among them and have a great figure. Please give me the contact information of the girl on the right. Thank you."
As expected, no matter what Weibo it is, as long as women appear, it will become a gathering place for LSPs.
"Isn't anyone discussing this handsome guy? Jimei upstairs, since you were there, you must know him. Do you have any other photos?"
"Yes, yes, he's really handsome and tall, at least 1.8 meters, right?"
"I don't like tall guys, I only like big ones. I'm talking about muscles."
"I'm so attracted to this handsome guy. He's tall, has abs, and can do magic tricks. Oh my god, he ovulated while sitting on the ground."
"Sitting ovulation"
"Sitting ovulation"
"The handsome guy opposite that boy is also good, and he's wearing CL."
"Pay attention to the formation upstairs, ovulation is done while sitting on the ground"
"This handsome guy is from our school. His name is Fang Yu. He is a sophomore and a very nice person." I don't know which freshman girl this is.
"Beautiful lady, I saw your Weibo. Are you from the National School of Economics?"
"Yes, this is a sophomore in our School of Economics. He is so handsome, but I usually don't dare to talk to him." The schoolgirl sent an aggrieved emoticon.
"By the way, isn't Chen Shuyao the campus beauty of your National Academy of Economics?"
"Yes, many of us guessed they might be a couple."
Fuck! The case is solved. It’s most likely Ma Xiaoou, the melon-eating girl.
"Schoolgirl upstairs, stop talking nonsense. Fang Yu doesn't have a girlfriend now." Xu Chen jumped out.
The trend of reposts and comments on Weibo is becoming increasingly strange.
Fang Yu felt refreshed every pore in his body after seeing this.
As expected, showing off is the driving force behind human progress.
"A pretty boy like this can actually get into a national university. National universities are really in decline."
Who the hell is this idiot? Fang Yu decided to check this guy out. If he could find him and the distance was not too far, he would definitely cast a disaster spell on him.
"Be careful what you say upstairs, don't insult the National University. Also, be careful, Fang Yu is a very powerful boxer, he probably won't need a second punch to kill you. I saw it with my own eyes. I'm the Minister of Literature and Art of the National University of Economics Student Union."
Who is this? Oh, right, Lu Jiayan's lickspittle minister, Wang Mingen.
"So it's the student union's garbage. Everyone knows who the student union officials are, right?"
…………
After reading the reposts and comments praising him, Fang Yu lost interest in the subsequent debate.
I am indeed a rare talent among men.
"Lao Fang, how do you perform that magic trick? Teach us a few moves." Luo Ziming was eager to try it out. Magic tricks are a very technical way to pick up girls.
Fang Yu waved his hand and said, "Go look up instructional videos online."
"Then you can at least show us a few tricks, right?" Luo Ziming insisted, "We've lived in the same dormitory for so long, and you only show off in front of the girls. You should at least let the brothers have some fun."
"Yes, yes, let the brothers have fun too." Huang Xiang and Lu Xuechang started to make fun of him.
Let the brothers have some fun? I think you are looking for death.
Fang Yu turned his gaze and saw the open notebook on Luo Ziming's desk with an unfinished homework on it.
He remembered that this homework was assigned by the statistics teacher last week. It would be included in the regular score and was required to be submitted by the weekend.
Fang Yu rolled his eyes and said, "Okay, I'll show you one."
After saying that, Fang Yu walked to a distance of two meters from Luo Ziming's desk and said, "Do you believe it? I can operate your computer from such a distance without moving my hands."
Luo Ziming shook his head blankly: "I don't believe it."
Fang Yu chuckled: "Then watch carefully, pay close attention, and witness the moment of miracle~"
Several people focused their attention on Luo Ziming's screen.
Fang Yu's mind moved, and he instantly sent out a magician's hand. He tried the touchpad and found that it worked.
It would be a bit troublesome if the Mage's Hand couldn't use the touchpad.
After all, if a 280-yuan Rapoo mouse moves on the desk by itself without anyone operating it, it would be hard to explain it away with magic tricks.
"Holy crap, holy crap, the mouse actually moved. How does that work?"
"Lao Fang, you must have hacked into my computer in advance, right?"
Luo Ziming was dumbfounded.
At this moment, the mouse pointer on the screen suddenly moved quickly, clicked Save As to the desktop, then closed it, clicked Delete, and it went into the Recycle Bin.
Before Luo Ziming could react, Fang Yu had already opened the Recycle Bin and placed the mouse pointer on the button to empty the Recycle Bin.
"Damn it! Don't click, Mr. Fang!" Luo Ziming was horrified and jumped up to grab the mouse.
My homework!
"Don't move." Afraid that Luo Ziming would move too quickly, Fang Yu used a command spell. Luo Ziming stopped where he was, not knowing why, and didn't feel anything strange.
"Lao Fang, calm down and don't act rashly. We still have a long way to go. Five meals, okay?" Beads of sweat dripped down Luo Ziming's forehead.
Fang Yu sneered, "Haha, don't act rashly? Okay, stick your butt up and let the brothers have fun."
Luo Ziming: Damn...
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"Jia Yan, you're finally back. The school anniversary ceremony is in three days, and I was so anxious." Wang Ming'en has the ability to speak affectionately even when talking about official business.
Lu Jiayan felt a chill run down his spine. "Minister, why are you calling me to a meeting so urgently? What's the matter? Wasn't everything already arranged before the holiday? And I don't even need to preside over it. Didn't the Student Union already appoint Chen Shuyao?"
Wang Ming'en said solemnly, "That's right. There's a martial arts performance at the water conservancy department that can't go on at the last minute. They say someone broke a bone during practice, so we need to get a replacement."
Lu Jiayan's face was expressionless: "Just you decide on this matter, right? Don't we have at least five prepared programs?"
Wang Ming'en slapped his thigh and said, "That's true, but, have you not checked Weibo these past two days?"
"Weibo?" Lu Jiayan was stunned. "What Weibo?"
"You don't know? Your cousin, Fang Yu, had his magic trick forwarded by Lu Qian, and Lu Qian said he couldn't replicate it."
"Right now our school's BBS is blowing up. This is the biggest topic these days."
"I was thinking, since there's a spot in the program right now, you could talk to him about putting this magic trick on the show. It's sure to be a great effect!"
"This task is left to you!"
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(End of this chapter)
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