Chapter 78 Housekeeping and Cleaning Special (11)
The moment midnight struck, things immediately turned eerie.
Bai Ye already had experience with this kind of thing.
But, to everyone's surprise, it turned into a bizarre, lifeless thing, and it was a dress?
"It's not a dress, it's Lolita, Lolita!"
Inside the closet, a pair of jeans suddenly leaned closer, its tone full of envy, "What gorgeous clothes! The owner loves them so much, unlike me, made of denim."
white night:"……"
For some reason, I had the illusion that the jeans were about to pounce on me and hug me.
He steadied himself, quietly moved away from the jeans, and said, "What's wrong with jeans? They're versatile. You can wear them with any top or any shoes. Plus, they're durable and can be hand-washed or machine-washed. They won't fall apart no matter how you wash them."
"Most importantly, the colors last forever." Bai Ye strongly agreed with this point.
The jeans sighed, "It's not as good as you say. I'm skinny jeans, and my owner doesn't like this style anymore. She bought a pair of wide-leg jeans, which are her new favorite."
Bai Ye looked completely bewildered.
Do jeans come in small and large sizes? Aren't they all the same size?
“My owner doesn’t like wearing me anymore. She says she looks best in a dress, which perfectly shows off her waistline and can also hide her thick legs.”
A voice came from behind, startling Bai Ye who was caught off guard.
Turning my head, I saw a pair of wide-legged jeans lying next to me. "I'm wide-legged jeans. My owner hasn't worn me for eight days."
"I am a cotton and linen shirt, and my owner wore me three days ago."
"I'm wearing an A-line skirt, but the owner thinks I'm not loose enough, and I haven't removed the tag yet."
“I am wearing a silk cheongsam. The owner thought I was showing my belly and my arms were too thick, so I didn’t take off the tag. But the owner said that one day he would wear mine.”
"I am……"
The entire women's wardrobe was overflowing with clothes, pants, and skirts.
Bai Ye never knew that a group of clothes could be so noisy!
True noise isn't about shouting and yelling, but about subtle, pervasive noise. Every word is spoken softly, yet it's as dense as the tips of needles, one after another, so densely packed that there's no room for you to interject.
Half an hour later, the wardrobe finally returned to silence.
Bai Ye silently raised her hand and asked, "What about me?"
"You are Lolita, the master's new favorite, and you are so beautiful!"
A little blazer exclaimed in genuine admiration; after all, its owner had worn it to choose this Lolita dress that day, and its taste aligned with its owner's.
Bai Ye shook his head and said, "I'm not asking if the clothes are beautiful. I'm asking how I turned into a Lolita?"
Fearing these strange beings wouldn't understand, he explained further: "Its, um... let's call it a soul for now, it should be a skeleton, that's Lolita."
The little suit jacket said, "I know, I know, but a new pet, you know, is bound to be a bit willful. Its owner isn't home, and it doesn't want to be stuck in the closet."
"Owner?"
Bai Ye grasped the key point, turned his head to look behind him, and saw that the master bedroom was just outside the wall of the wardrobe.
"Your master is at home, isn't she? I greeted her during the day," Bai Ye said casually.
"She's not my master. My master is a beautiful and kind-hearted sweetheart. She has a face as tender as a peach blossom, eyes as bright as the starry sky, and lips that are red and shiny, like jelly. My master loves to laugh, my master is the most energetic, and she's not a lazybones who sleeps all day." The sports jacket tucked inside shouted.
One cry, ten thousand echoes.
"That's right, that's right. The master is a great beauty, while that weirdo is pale and malnourished."
"The owner loves life and embraces the sun, so he doesn't like to draw the curtains."
"The owner likes cleanliness and cleans the room every day by herself."
"It's not that we can't afford to hire cleaners, it's just that doing it ourselves is more cost-effective."
Bai Ye immediately stopped and looked at the other side of the wardrobe, "Where is your male owner?"
The clothes and pants were stunned. After a long while, they all shook their heads, indicating that there was no male owner.
"Of course I have... I even..."
Bai Ye turned around and pointed to the other half of the wardrobe, but a horrifying scene unfolded right before his eyes.
The men's wardrobe I spent all day organizing has vanished.
If it weren't for the final scene of the wardrobe twisting and sinking into the wall, who would have imagined that the other half of the wardrobe once existed here?
What's even more surprising is that without that half of the wardrobe, the entire walk-in closet actually looks more harmonious.
Hmm, if we hung a whole mirror on this empty wall, it would be more comfortable and pleasant to try on clothes, right?
Otherwise, do you have to run to the bathroom to look in that half-length mirror every time you change your clothes?
"There used to be a mirror there, but unfortunately it was broken," a pair of black trousers sighed from the outermost wardrobe.
Bai Ye suddenly realized something: the owners of this house, regardless of whether they were strange or not, were definitely not the couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom these past two days.
"If they aren't the owners, then what were those two doing all day..."
Bai Ye felt a chill run down his spine. Damn it! He'd wrecked someone's house to pieces. He's going to die.
"Lolo, why do you look pale?"
The jeans next to it seemed to really like the Lolita dress; they seemed to have sensed Bai Ye's subtle emotions.
Bai Ye stared at the jeans, speechless for a moment.
What can you say to these clothes? They don't understand.
No, there's still something to talk about; at least we can find out what's wrong with the house.
"It's like the missing half of the men's wardrobe. If it's just someone living alone, there should be many other changes to be made."
Bai Ye recalled the team's mission, which only involved a home address.
They confirmed this point several times, and it was correct.
"So, before the cleaning service starts, shouldn't they remove the 'trash' that shouldn't be there in the first place?"
In Bai Ye's view, all this extra trash was caused by two high-level weirdos.
Their housekeeping team's first task was to restore the house to its original state.
You'd have to ask the natives about that.
Bai Ye looked at the entire wardrobe and felt that all the clothes, pants, and skirts in front of her were so cute and to her liking.
"Little Blue, let's call you that for now. Doesn't your owner like the house to be clean and tidy?"
The jeans nodded.
"Look at this mess! The living room and several bedrooms are ruined. It's all because of those two culprits!"
Jeans hadn't been to the living room, but he knew what the master bedroom looked like, so he nodded again.
"Little Blue, you have a responsibility to protect your family. As a fashion item, you should take responsibility and do your part for this family."
After saying that, Bai Ye looked at the other clothes and skirts, "You are the same, share the burden of your master, and work together for this family!"
"It'll get dirty." Qipao was reluctant to go out to work.
Bai Ye waved his hand and said, "It's alright, I'll lead the way."
"You can't do it!"
"Lolo, no!"
"Lolo, stop."
A group of girls in blouses and skirts screamed wildly, "This is the most beautiful Lolita! She mustn't be ruined by housework!"
Bai Ye: "We're not going to work, we're just going out for a walk and see what illegal buildings there are."
"Illegal building?"
"Yes, everything that needed to be demolished has been demolished."
Lolita's soul is still in the bathroom, now just a pile of broken bones that no one can piece together.
It only wanted to play around, but who would have thought that Bai Ye would take over its "□□" and lead a whole wardrobe of its brothers and sisters to wander around the house.
As the second most mysterious entity, Bai Ye moves through walls and objects as if they were nothing.
Now he has a group of brothers and sisters with him, and as long as they hold hands, each of them is just as capable as him.
While Xing Lei and his group were locked in a fierce battle with two high-level monsters, Bai Ye enjoyed a peaceful and tranquil night.
He stood behind a group of clothes, pants, and skirts, listening to them chatter away.
"This is not right; it wasn't originally there."
Bai Ye nodded and dismantled it.
"Where did that wardrobe come from? The owner doesn't like to put wardrobes in the second bedroom."
Bai Ye nodded again and continued disassembling.
"The balcony does not have large floor-to-ceiling windows, and the owner has not enclosed the balcony."
Bai Ye nodded again and dismantled everything.
After working through most of the night, Bai Ye recalled every demolition point until he was completely numb.
Good heavens, these two high-class weirdos have added most of the useless furniture to this house.
The original homeowner was a clean girl who liked simple organization.
"This family has been completely destroyed," Bai Ye said with heartfelt emotion.
The jeans were furious. "Completely ruined, completely ruined! The owner is not happy."
"Don't be afraid, I will take the lead tomorrow and work with my friends to restore this home to its original state."
"Aren't you supposed to have amnesia?" the man in the suit suddenly asked.
Bai Ye looked at the closet full of clothes and smiled slightly, "So brothers and sisters, it's time to show your true strength."
On the third day, Baiye awoke from her daze.
The person was lying on the floor of the dressing room, with the bathroom sliding door about a meter away from him.
At the entrance, a pile of broken bones lay scattered about.
Bai Ye wasn't sure if it was just his imagination, but he felt like every single one of these messy bones was talking, and, well, they were swearing pretty rudely.
But then I thought, these are inanimate and strange creatures, unable to speak.
Then I realized I was overthinking it.
Without Cheng Danyang by his side, Bai Ye assumed that his time had accelerated again last night, so he immediately turned on the screen and connected to the communication channel.
[Bai Ye: Danyang, where are you? Are you alright?]
The channel was silent for three seconds, then suddenly a series of messages popped up.
[Gou Wenyan: Brother, you're still alive?]
[Gou Wenyan: Lao Bai, I thought you were dead. You've been missing all night.]
[Gou Wenyan: Where are you, brother? Come back quickly, right now, immediately, be by my side!]
[Cheng Danyang: Brother Bai, I'm fine. I'm with Brother Gou and Brother Lei in the living room. Where are you?]
[Xing Lei: Bai Ye, how are you? Is there anything unusual about your body?]
Bai Ye checked himself and found no discomfort.
[Bai Ye: I'm still in the master bedroom's bathroom. There's still one piece of clothing I haven't tidied up. Danyang, do you want to come in again?]
[Bai Ye: Those two strange things last night?]
Cheng Danyang returned to the master bedroom's walk-in closet and, as she entered, casually told Bai Ye about two strange situations.
"Lying in bed is like being dead. It's so strange. Is that bed some kind of seal? It fought us for three hundred rounds last night."
"There's definitely something strange about that bed."
Bai Ye had no doubt about this, but, "According to the lady of the house, washing and replacing the duvet covers is the last step. We'll organize the wardrobe first, and then we'll contact them after that."
At that time, the situation will be clear.
Cheng Danyang nodded, went into the bathroom, and began to piece together the pile of bones that had fallen apart yesterday.
Fortunately, there was only one.
Cheng Danyang was afraid that there would be more, and he was worried about this during the fight last night.
Now, my heart is finally at ease.
After piecing it together, she called out to Bai Ye for help, "Brother Bai, can you find its original form?"
Bai Ye didn't take the skull; instead, she turned around and went straight to the dressing room. Among a pile of clothes, she quickly spotted a Lolita-style puffy silk lace dress.
I just fell in love with it at first sight, without knowing the specific reason.
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