Chapter 58 The Clown vs. Two First Loves "Have you ever been to someone else's body...?"
The group followed Tianyin's directions and arrived at the living room.
In the center of the living room stood two oddly shaped chairs, covered in wires with patches attached. An indicator light was located on the side of each chair, making it look remarkably like an electric shock chair from a movie.
Both chairs were placed facing the public, with the living room sofa in front of them, clearly intended as viewing seats for the guests.
Everyone's expressions changed simultaneously, already anticipating the awkward scene that was about to unfold.
[Hahaha, this VIP viewing area is so bad, they're afraid the guests won't dig their toes into the ground, right? So wicked! Love it!]
When I got home tonight and took off my shoes, I realized that even with ten people there, we couldn't find a single complete pair of socks (lol).
Does a lie detector really exist? Or is it just a made-up thing to fool people...?
Some of the guests present couldn't help but have their doubts.
Tianyin seemed to have anticipated everyone's doubts, and immediately spoke up:
"Welcome everyone to the sixth game! Now we'll announce the game rules!"
"As you can see, what's laid out before you is the legendary lie detector. This is not a toy or an exaggeration, but a very rigorous modern scientific invention. In fact, this type of tool has already been used in military applications."
"Of course, the version borrowed by the production team is a civilian test version with relatively weakened technology, so there will be no technology leaks. But even with the weakening, it is still very powerful. I hope everyone will not take any chances."
"The rules of this game are very simple. Each group of guests will take turns sitting on the lie detector chair, and the other guests will ask questions. Both people on the chairs must answer the questions. The total number of questions is limited to ten, and there is no limit to the number of questions each person can ask. In other words, it is reasonable for someone to ask ten questions at once, but it is still recommended that everyone try to discuss and agree on the questions before asking them together."
"A friendly reminder: This game will be conducted safely under the supervision of medical staff and professionals. The game props have undergone rigorous testing beforehand to minimize the risk and will not cause any harm to the body. However, you may feel a slight electric current when the props are activated. This is normal, so please rest assured."
"The order of appearance is based on the performance of the previous round of the game, from best to worst. Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin are the only couple who have passed all three rounds of the Love Trap test and have won first place without any objection. Jiang Hengchuan and Tao Miler are the only two guests who have not divorced and are automatically assigned to second place."
"The two couples in the divorce group performed similarly in the three rounds, but Zheng Shuming was slightly outmatched because he fully demonstrated his inferior quality of sacrificing others for his own benefit during the crisis in the third round. Therefore, Xiao Ye and Zheng Shuming were relegated to fourth place, while Shu Baoer and Du Ruopu were relegated to third place."
"The Seven Year Itch Season 2, Game 6 – The Lie Detector Challenge, is now officially starting!"
[I can't take it anymore! It's been so long since I've heard Tianyin speak, and she's still as sarcastic as ever! What the heck is "fully utilizing the despicable quality of sacrificing others for oneself"? Hahahaha!]
[The way Tianyin speaks is so lifelike! Is the production team secretly watching our comments and collecting our吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments) every day?!]
Wow, this production team is really going all out! Where did they get all this stuff? It's incredible! They're really willing to spend the money they've earned from us! If the games stay this exciting, I'm totally willing to be their sucker!
[Why are there civilian-grade lie detectors?! I can't believe it! Where can I buy one? Hurry up and give me the link!!!]
The first pair to take the stage were Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin.
Neither of them showed any sign of panic. After they sat down on the lie detector chair, the professionals next to them immediately stepped forward to make the connection.
The cool patches were applied to the pulse points of sensitive and vulnerable areas such as the temples, neck, and wrists.
After the two people placed their hands securely on the armrests as instructed by the professionals, metal rings immediately fell down and handcuffed their hands to the armrests with a "crack," instantly creating a strong sense of oppression.
The remaining guests and viewers in the live chat couldn't help but feel nervous, thinking that this setup looked incredibly real, and that they were going all out. Could it really be an interrogation chair?!
Especially for the guests sitting below, the thought of being the ones going up next filled them with a sense of tragic unease, making them lose their appetite for watching the drama unfold.
When the professionals indicated that it was time to begin, Xiao Jue glanced at the crowd who were still not in the zone and spoke first.
“Then I’ll go first,” Xiao Jue said, looking at the two people in front of him in a friendly manner. He asked politely and calmly, “May I ask, after you got together with each other, have you ever had feelings for anyone else?”
This question would be a trivial one for any two people in love, and it was an easy question for Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin.
Both of them knew that Xiao Jue was taking the initiative to show goodwill, and they couldn't help but feel a sense of gratitude and goodwill.
Wen Yinhe leaned back in her chair, turned to look at the handsome man beside her who remained calm and strong even though he was handcuffed to the chair, and said with tender and affectionate eyes, "No, he is my only one. He is more important to me than life itself. I can never fall for anyone else."
Lu Huaijin also turned to look at Wen Yinhe, taking in the affection and deep love in the man's eyes with satisfaction. He smiled slightly, his dark eyes filled with undisguised confidence and arrogance: "Impossible. In this world, no one but Wen Yinhe can catch my eye."
After answering, I waited two more seconds, and then both lie detector chairs lit up with green lights in turn.
The guests couldn't help but applaud, celebrating and delighting at their successful start.
[Ahhhhh, they're both so good at sweet talk! What's even more adorable is that these might not even be considered sweet talk to them; they're all heartfelt words from the bottom of their hearts!]
Wow! Mr. Lu is so charismatic! So handsome! This statement not only shows that he has high standards, but also clearly tells everyone that the person he has fallen for is an exceptional and irreplaceable individual!
[Great, great, great! In just one sentence, you praised both yourself and your loved one, and even showed off your affection. Mr. Lu, you truly live up to your reputation!]
Thank you, young master! Just as Kapibala said, you are indeed a very gentle person.
After the first round of questions and answers, everyone's attention was finally fully focused on the game.
Shu Bao'er had just suffered a shock before the game started, and her mental state was not good at the time. Seeing the two people in front of her still being as loving as ever since the variety show recording, she felt extremely annoyed.
A twisted jealousy made him unable to bear seeing others do well when he was doing poorly, and he immediately interjected with a question:
"After being with this person, have you ever felt physical attraction to other people?"
After saying that, he quickly and meticulously added, "Watching movies counts too! As long as it's someone else, it counts!"
What kind of skill is it to never have been tempted? He wanted to see if these two could even control their own basic desires!
This sounds like they're trying to cause trouble.
The large number of CP (couple) fans in the live chat also expressed their dissatisfaction:
【No, watching porn is nothing! Everyone watches porn sometimes, it's just a normal physiological need. This is just utter nonsense!】
Even the other guests sitting below felt that this question was absolutely impossible to pass.
After all, who hasn't done DIY projects before? And how can we do without entertainment?
However, just when everyone thought this seemingly perfect couple was about to stumble into their first pitfall, they both answered in unison, "No."
Xiao was startled and quickly tried to salvage their predicament, saying, "Actually, it doesn't matter if you didn't answer this question correctly. After all, we all have this kind of need all the time, so it doesn't prove anything..."
However, before he could finish speaking, he watched as the lie detector turned green, indicating that neither Wen Yinhe nor Lu Huaijin were lying.
Xiao immediately changed his tune to save face: "...Of course, it would be even better if you answered correctly. It just shows that President Lu and Mr. Wen's love for each other has transcended physical instincts and physiological phenomena. It's truly amazing, and they are completely different from us ordinary people!"
I'm sorry, he disturbed me. Goodbye!
[Hahaha, the young master tried so hard to make us laugh today, I'm so touched! You're a natural comedian!]
[Holy crap! Are there really people in the world whose loyalty to their lovers is so extreme that they can resist watching porn?! It's porn! It's obscene! How can a person live without getting into porn?! Is this even human?! How can someone like this live?!]
Fortunately, there was someone at the scene who was even more incredulous than they were.
"Impossible! Don't you guys usually use Ziwei?" Shu Bao'er completely disregarded everything and blurted out.
Wen Yinhe said embarrassedly, "Actually... I've never seen those things."
This truly stunned everyone. They had always thought the movie star was very thin-skinned, but now they were being told that there really were people in the world who could be this innocent!
However, Wen Yinhe's subsequent explanation was indeed reasonable.
“I’ve been acting since I was a child. I don’t have time. I’m exhausted just studying scripts and lines every day. I don’t have the interest for it. And after meeting Huai Jin, it’s even more so…”
Wen Yinhe's eyes swept quickly past Lu Huaijin's meaningful gaze, a blush creeping onto the tips of his ears. He quickly looked away, lowered his eyelashes, his Adam's apple bobbing involuntarily, his fingers unconsciously curling and relaxing. He looked like he wanted to raise his hand to cover his lips, but because he was handcuffed and unable to move, he could only awkwardly and shyly fiddle with the handrail.
"He...didn't give me that chance."
Everyone: "..."
admire.
"Impossible! How could someone in the world have never even watched a pornographic film!" Shu Bao'er's eyes widened in disbelief, so shocked that she couldn't even speak coherently. "Then where did you learn all those positions? Don't tell me you were born knowing them!"
Wen Yinhe gripped the armrest tightly with his fingers and his toes gripped his socks tightly. He expected that these socks would probably be ruined when he got back today. His lowered face was flushed: "Cough, Huai Jin taught me."
Shu Bao'er's eyes were so wide they almost popped out of their sockets, his face was full of disgust. Who knew he could be forced to eat dog food like this!
Wen Yinhe was truly speechless; he must have seen a ghost.
As for Lu Huaijin...
Shu Bao'er glanced quickly and nervously at the man whose powerful aura had not diminished at all, but did not dare to look at him for long or ask any questions.
"Alright, I know what you want to ask," Lu Huaijin leaned back lazily in his chair, his tone casual and nonchalant. "So what if I've seen those films? To me, they're no different from textbooks. Would you guys get aroused by textbooks? As for how I usually..."
Lu Huaijin drew out the last syllable, turned his head, and his deep gaze slid inch by inch over every adorable blush on Wen Yinhe's deeply buried profile. He couldn't help but lick his lips, as if he were gazing at an extremely delicious delicacy.
"With Wen Yinhe around, do I still need Ziwei? Isn't that something I can have whenever I want?"
A collective gasp immediately filled the hall.
Wen Yinhe felt a sudden tightness in his abdomen and his cheeks burning hot.
He gripped the handrail tightly, held his breath, and tried his best to keep his mind from wandering.
The man's deep, sexy voice was practically a drug to him.
Every time he heard Huai Jin open his mouth, he... couldn't take it anymore.
But it wasn't over yet.
"However, in the first year of our marriage, I did need to be self-sufficient."
Lu Huaijin remained calm and composed, uttering the most tyrannical words in the most placid tone.
"Just thinking about his face is enough to give me an instant orgasm. I don't need any other stimulation; those things would only spoil the fun and disturb my fantasies about him. He is my most potent aphrodisiac."
[Aaaaaaah! I'm so excited I stomped through the ceiling downstairs! I need to go run a couple of laps to calm down! Wait, this is a live stream, I can't run! Waaaaaah! I'm going to beat up the air!]
[It was taught by CEO Lu! Please tell me in detail how he taught me, please! Damn it, all I know is that you guys were secretly playing with those things I wasn't involved in! QAQ]
[Well done, little idol! Asking so many questions! Honestly, this is the only good thing you've done since the show started!]
[Wait a minute... I suddenly realized, the movie star and CEO Lu actually had a marriage of convenience that blossomed into love! The sequence is like this: The movie star saved CEO Lu → CEO Lu fell in love with the movie star at first sight → The movie star was attacked by the entire internet → CEO Lu and the movie star had a whirlwind marriage → The movie star fell in love with CEO Lu → A year later, the two had their first time... Wow! It's even more exciting now, okay?!]
As the two people opposite her locked in a tender, lingering gaze, Shu Bao'er retreated slowly, her face ashen and defeated. Her disheveled appearance resembled that of a clown, clearly showing how badly she had been hurt.
However, when he left, someone else came to take his place.
Zheng Shuming is also a madman whose heart is consumed by jealousy.
The beautiful love between Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin not only stung Shu Bao'er's eyes but also pierced his narrow-minded competitive heart.
Zheng Shuming stared at the two people in front of him with hostility, a secret jealousy surging in his chest, and asked with a determined air:
"During your sex life with your partner, do you secretly compare them to your previous sexual partners? Especially when you think back to your first sexual experience?"
It is well known that men usually remember their first time vividly.
The first love will occupy an unspeakable and special place in a man's heart.
This is a man's inherent weakness; no man can escape the curse of the first time!
Unexpectedly, the two of them were stunned when they heard the question, and then couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Zheng Shuming was momentarily stunned, gritted his teeth in embarrassment and indignation, and felt a strange sense of bewilderment in his heart. Was his question really that funny?
Wen Yinhe still had a smile on his lips, and his gentle eyes would soften unconsciously whenever Lu Huaijin was mentioned. He slowly said, "No, I have no exes, nor have I had any experience with other people. Huaijin is my only one, so this question doesn't count for me."
“I’ll say it again: apart from Wen Yinhe, no one else catches my eye. From body to soul, he has been my only love, and there will never be anyone else,” Lu Huaijin said listlessly, glancing at Zheng Shuming’s stiff face. “So you don’t need to ask these kinds of questions anymore. It’s pointless and a waste of your time. I suggest you ask something useful.”
The green light came on; they weren't lying.
[Holy crap, both are each other's first love?! Aaaaaaah! I won't say who got the best time! I didn't expect the movie star to have dated anyone, but not even President Lu? I really didn't expect that!!!]
[I never even dared to think about this before. After all, with Mr. Lu's excellent qualities, it's hard to imagine him not having had an ex. And now you're telling me you're both virgins?! Who understands the significance of that term when applied to a domineering CEO?! This is something that only happens in novels!]
[So...did President Lu really remain celibate for the movie star ever since he first fell in love with him? My god, in a way, President Lu is quite innocent too! Both of them are so pure in love! You two are the epitome of pure love! The god of pure love has collapsed! awsl!!!]
[Okay, okay, neither of them has an ex, which kills the whole question bank, hahaha, after all, asking questions about exes is the easiest way to make a mistake (doge)]
Did you hear what President Lu said? President Lu thinks your questions are too simple, so he's narrowing down your scope! Hurry up and thank President Lu!
Zheng Shuming felt humiliated by Lu Huaijin, his face flushed red with shame and anger, and his rapid breathing betrayed his embarrassment and fury. Unwilling to accept this, he asked again:
"Have you ever secretly made fun of a certain part of their body in your mind? What part were you complaining about?"
He simply doesn't believe that anyone in the world could be 100% satisfied with their partner's body; otherwise, why would so many men cheat?!
As expected, Lu Huaijin frowned and pondered for a moment, then suddenly shook his head and sighed softly, saying helplessly in a deep voice:
"have."
Zheng Shuming's face lit up with joy, as if he had finally caught them red-handed.
Wen Yinhe silently lowered his head even further, the blush on his face quickly spreading to his ears, and he wished he could shrink into the ground.
He already had a premonition of what Huai Jin was about to say...
However, he was now handcuffed to the chair, with nowhere to escape, and no way to even pounce on him to stop him. He could only slowly close his eyes, feeling utterly ashamed as he heard Lu Huaijin casually utter a sentence:
"It's so big, I don't know what it ate to grow so big, it's really filling, I can't even eat rice anymore, tsk."
Zheng Shuming: "..."
Damn it, who the hell wants to hear this?!
[Hahahaha, you two are both clowns! The scumbag's expression is hilarious! I was forced to eat a mouthful of dog food!]
[President Lu: You're not eating? Huh? Do you have the right to be picky? Eat it! (Grabbing the scumbag by the neck with one hand, grabbing a handful of dog food with the other and shoving it into his mouth)]
[“Da” Teacher, you’re back! “Da” Teacher, “Da” Teacher is back in action! Come and pay your respects!]
[The movie star and CEO Lu are in charge of showing off their love, while the scumbag and the idol are in charge of being silly, right? One is spreading sweetness, the other is being funny, it's pretty good, the division of labor is very clear, it's just that it's making my mouth ache, hahaha!]
Although Xiao Jue had witnessed the power of Lu Huaijin's inflammatory words in the replay, it still couldn't compare to the impact of facing him directly in reality.
His mind was uncontrollably drawn to a powerful word Lu Huaijin had uttered in the replay—
One step to the stomach...
Mr. Lu... cough, you're in really good physical condition.
Xiao Ye and An Zicheng both widened their eyes, covered their mouths, and stomped their feet on the ground to suppress the screams that were about to burst out, unable to believe what they had heard.
Oh my god...
Is this something they can listen to?!
As for Du Ruopu, he wasn't handcuffed, so he could hide his flushed face in his hands and feel ashamed for Wen Yinhe.
Even Shu Bao'er and Tao Miller couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed; adults can't resist late-night conversations.
Jiang Hengchuan and Zheng Shuming's expressions were not very pleasant.
Men's pride makes them unable to resist comparing themselves to each other, and then their faces become increasingly unpleasant.
Jiang Hengchuan at least had Tao Miller praising him, but Zheng Shuming was in a terrible situation. He was now the universally recognized "short, fast, and stomach-soothing" guy, and he was now extremely regretful about the stupid question he asked. The boomerang had actually hit him.
The other guests present naturally thought of this as well, and couldn't help but steal glances at Zheng Shuming with unspoken looks.
Zheng Shuming was going crazy. A burning sense of shame churned in his chest, a metallic taste rose in his throat, and his eyes were almost bleeding. He wished he could gouge out the eyes of everyone present.
What made him even more furious was that after giving him a disdainful and mocking look, An Zicheng turned around and hugged his "wife," boasting proudly, "Brother Aye, if you want to try, I can actually do it too..."
Xiao Ye covered his mouth, her face flushed, and quickly glanced at Xiao Jue beside her, saying in embarrassment and annoyance, "Shut up."
Xiao Jue: "..."
He just pretended he was deaf.
When asked about this round of questions, Wen Yinhe's answer was naturally "no".
The green light comes on.
The audience burst into applause once again, creating a lively atmosphere.
So many questions have been asked of these two people, yet the red light hasn't come on even once.
Everyone couldn't help but feel a deep sense of envy for their unwavering love.
The other guests gradually became bolder as well.
An Zicheng eagerly raised his hand, but after Wen Yinhe turned his gaze towards him, he cautiously asked, "Teacher Wen, I have a question that might be a little presumptuous for you..."
Wen Yinhe was slightly taken aback, a little surprised, but he still smiled gently: "It's okay, just ask whatever you want to ask. I don't think there's anything we can't tell each other."
An Zicheng glanced cautiously at Lu Huaijin, only to see Lu Huaijin leisurely raising his eyebrows, looking "respectfully waiting." An Zicheng breathed a sigh of relief, stood up politely, and bowed deeply to Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin.
"I'm sorry, then I've offended you."
An Zicheng straightened up, not sitting down, but like a primary school student speaking, obediently placing his hands in front of him, and asked in a serious tone:
"Because President Lu fell in love with you at first sight, as everyone knows, love at first sight is all about physical attraction. Although Mr. Lu couldn't see anything clearly at the time because Ms. Wen's face was dirty, just by looking at her facial features and eyes, he knew she must be quite good-looking."
"Moreover, President Lu must have found out about Teacher Wen afterward. Only after seeing Teacher Wen's face did he realize that he had fallen for her. In addition, Teacher Wen's appearance has always been recognized by the public as the most perfect model in the Chinese entertainment industry..."
An Zicheng paused, glanced guiltily at the two of them again, and asked cautiously:
"So I'm a little curious, if the other person were disfigured, would your love for each other change?"
An Zicheng's eyes were too clear and innocent, showing genuine confusion. He also looked timid and hesitant, as if he would immediately kneel down, raise his hands, and shout "I'm sorry" if the two people in front of him showed even a hint of anger.
Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin would naturally not hold a grudge against a child over such a trivial matter, and this issue was actually much more interesting than the previous ones.
The two fell into a subtle state of contemplation.
In the first game, Lu Huaijin claimed that he fell in love with Wen Yinhe at first sight during the earthquake.
An Zicheng naturally believed it too.
Although it differs somewhat from the actual situation, Lu Huaijin did indeed fall in love with Wen Yinhe at first sight, only the timing was a bit off.
Xiao Ye thought the question was really childish, something only a child could come up with: "Of course, given the depth of the relationship between President Lu and Teacher Wen, it's natural that no matter what they look like, it won't affect their relationship at all. Their love for each other won't change because of a small change in appearance!"
The other guests at the scene and the viewers in the live chat shared the same thought.
But unexpectedly, the next moment, two people gave the same answer from ahead:
"meeting."
Two seconds later, the green light turned on.
The entire audience was shocked.
The viewers in the live chat were also stunned.
Xiao silently shrank back, shut his mouth, and slapped himself in the air without making a sound: "..."
He shouldn't have spoken!
clown!
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