Chapter 59 Crazy Beauty vs. Saliva Disinfection [Hair will prick your lover...]
An Zicheng was stunned for a moment, then panicked. He glanced at Xiao Ye helplessly, looking like he had done something wrong.
Xiao Ye: "..."
Don't be fooled by him, he's only just become a clown!
However, since he doted on his own younger brother, and An Zicheng was looking at him with such a wronged and pitiful gaze, Xiao gritted his teeth and was about to stand up when he heard the person in front of him speak.
Xiao Ye casually plopped back down, elegantly placing his hands on his knees, ready to hear what the person in charge had to say.
Wen Yinhe's deep eyes, devoid of their usual composure, held a faint sorrow. His elegant brows furrowed slightly, etching an almost heartbreaking line between his gentle features. His eyelashes trembled as he spoke:
“If his body were to be harmed, I would be heartbroken.”
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then suddenly realized.
So that's how it was! They were terrified; they thought the car was about to overturn.
However, upon reflection, this answer is indeed more rigorous.
After all, An Zicheng just asked whether their love for each other would change, not whether it would diminish.
An Zicheng slowly came to her senses, quickly clutched her chest, and breathed a sigh of relief.
That was so exciting! I almost thought I'd caused a disaster!
Lu Huaijin's answer was the same.
"I do not deny that a large part of my love for Yinhe was due to his outstanding appearance. The love of beauty is human nature. Humans have the ability to distinguish between beauty and ugliness from infancy, and will instinctively feel favorably toward those who are more attractive. I think this is perfectly understandable."
“Now my love for Yinhe does include an appreciation for his good looks. No one would dislike their lover being good-looking; that’s only human nature. But if he lost his good looks, I would only feel more pity for him. Appreciation would turn into heartache, which is definitely a change.”
Lu Huaijin paused for a moment, then his tone changed, his deep voice taking on a hint of ruthlessness, and his brows furrowed, revealing a silent pressure.
"Of course, I will definitely find out who did this, find that person, and then repay them a thousand times over, making them wish they were dead."
Everyone involuntarily straightened their backs, feeling a chill in their backs.
[Holy crap! This vengeful nature is so satisfying! She's all about favoritism! She's unconditionally protective of her husband! CEO Lu: Anyone who dares to bully my lover, I'll kill them! (smiles)]
[Thinking about how a bunch of people have already been killed... I advise you all not to mess with President Lu. Of course, you definitely shouldn't mess with the Movie Emperor! If you mess with President Lu, you'll probably get a beating; if you mess with the Movie Emperor... hehe, you'll be getting a hellish gift package!]
Wen Yinhe glanced helplessly at Lu Huaijin, gently comforting him with his eyes. After a pause, he continued:
"Although saying this might sound like self-praise, I don't think Huai Jin would fall in love with a pretty face that's all there is to her. I'm grateful to God for giving me this appearance, which allowed me to attract Huai Jin's attention at first glance. Whether I can make him fall in love with me completely depends on my own efforts. So, I don't think the beauty or ugliness of my face will have a negative impact on Huai Jin's love for me."
As Wen Yinhe spoke, he suddenly turned his head, looked directly at the camera with serious eyes, and said in a solemn tone:
"But I still support everyone to maintain a regular lifestyle, eat healthily, exercise and stay fit, pay attention to skincare, protect the condition of your skin, and strive to make your appearance more superior. This is not only to please yourself, but also to please your loved ones."
"When you have a lover, your body no longer belongs to just you. The real user is your lover. You can't become complacent just because you've won them over. You should know that your partner's choices are never limited to just you."
"Therefore, even if it's just to make your lover's gaze linger on you a little longer, and to attract your lover in the long run, you should strive to become a better version of yourself, cherish and be grateful for the other person's choice, and repay the love they have nurtured with your own positive growth. Otherwise, you are just demeaning the other person's love and trust."
[Waaaaah, that's so well said! I'm so touched! So many handsome guys and beautiful girls get together, and two years later, the girl is still beautiful, maybe even more so, while the guy has turned into a beer-bellied uncle. People who don't know better might think the girl just got a new boyfriend. I really feel so sorry for the girl!!!]
[@Men all over the world, please learn from this movie star's masculine self-discipline! How can someone who can't even maintain their own beauty be considered equal? And they still have the nerve to say they love her? Support the beautiful women in kicking out men who can't even manage themselves! You deserve better!!!]
[A male's handsome face is meant for attracting mates! What kind of beauty is it if it can't attract a lover?! In nature, males are clearly more attractive! That's the true choice of nature!!!]
After saying this, Wen Yinhe realized he might have been a bit too serious, so he softened his expression and made a joke with a smile:
"Besides, with technology so advanced now, if I really am disfigured, I can just get it fixed."
The viewers in the live chat also laughed:
[Spread the word! The Best Actor is getting plastic surgery!]
“No need for surgery, it’s too painful to have surgery on your face,” Lu Huaijin said, his brows furrowing slightly, as if he was already feeling sorry for you. “Don’t worry, my aesthetic sense follows your face. Whatever you become, my aesthetic sense will be what you look like now.”
“I’m afraid of embarrassing you,” Wen Yinhe said, turning to look at Lu Huaijin with focused and gentle eyes, her voice soft. “What if someone laughs at you because of me? It doesn’t matter if I’m not good-looking, but I can’t stand anyone using me to attack and hurt you.”
"My heart must be incredibly strong; these rumors can't hurt me." Lu Huaijin's demeanor was confident and arrogant, like an unbreakable wall of bronze and iron, standing firm even if the sky were to fall and the earth were to crack.
He paused, his voice suddenly turning cold, and a blatant malice and ferocity emanated from the smile on his lips: "Besides, it's their problem if they can't control their mouths. What does it have to do with you? If they can't control themselves, I'll do it for them. I'll shut their mouths for them."
Wen Yinhe, however, found his appearance terrifying at all. Instead, she gazed at the handsome and powerful man before her with eyes full of adoration and admiration, a blush of infatuation rising on her face as she sincerely praised him:
"Huai Jin, you're amazing..."
"Well, anyway, protecting you is enough," Lu Huaijin said proudly, raising his chin slightly, feeling incredibly pleased with himself.
He paused for a moment, then couldn't help but ask curiously, "What if I get disfigured, and someone says I'm not good enough for you?"
Wen Yinhe paused slightly, his dark eyes, fixed on Lu Huaijin, suddenly growing even darker. A kind of inexplicable, fanatical obsession seemed to surge deep within his pupils, leaving no room for respite. His voice was soft as a sigh, yet the words he spoke were almost chilling:
"Then I'll cut my own face to look like you, and then I should be able to match you."
Lu Huaijin was stunned, never expecting to hear such an answer.
He met Wen Yinhe's gaze, which held a hint of obsession and madness, and felt his scalp tingle and his back suddenly go limp. It was rare for him to succumb to Wen Yinhe's onslaught.
Damn, this man... he's fucking hot.
That felt amazing!
[Holy crap! This is insane! I'm getting goosebumps! This kind of calm madness is terrifying! Best actor, you've truly opened my eyes! I can't help but comment, this is a truly insane beauty!!!]
[I'm clinging to my lover like a ghost! So what if he's disfigured? I'll be there for him. I don't care what others say, they say you're not good enough for me. I'll be good enough for you! (Insane)]
[I can't take it anymore... I'm sorry, I'm back again. I really love the "beautiful, strong, and tragic" trope, especially those with disabilities. Whether they're blind, lame, deaf, or disfigured, they're all delicious... Vision, a little nine-tailed fox cursed and disfigured, is ostracized by her beautiful nine-tailed fox clan. Unexpectedly, she encounters a stunningly beautiful little phoenix who insists on clinging to her. The nine-tailed fox has no choice but to remove her mask, trying to scare him away with her ugly face. But the little phoenix sheds tears, showing no fear or disgust, only deep heartache. However, the phoenix clan attacks the little fox's appearance, saying she's unworthy of the little phoenix. So, without hesitation, the little phoenix slashes her own face and flies away with the little fox...]
[Waaaaah, today's episode is a fantasy! The beautiful Phoenix Actor and the seductive little fox spirit CEO Lu (?) are so perfect together! It's so heartbreaking, yet so sweet. Hugs to these two poor souls who depend on each other for survival. But why am I crying? Because I finished reading it in a flash with just one line of text—no sequel at all! I'm sobbing uncontrollably!!!]
Wen Yinhe's answer surprised the guests present.
Xiao Ye was the one who reacted the most. He had long suspected that Wen Yinhe was not as innocent as he appeared on the surface. Was he finally about to be exposed?!
Xiao also looked excitedly at Lu Huaijin, wanting to see how Lu Huaijin would react, and then...
The light in Xiao Ye's eyes quickly went out, and the excited expression on his face instantly turned into a blank expression.
It's alright, he was a clown from the start.
He had genuinely worried about President Lu for a while...
Looking at it this way, it's clear that President Lu knew exactly what kind of person Teacher Wen was all along! And he was obviously enjoying it!
This is none of his business, Joker!
Xiao channeled his grief and indignation into courage, abruptly raising his hand and saying, his face flushed, "I want to ask a question."
Wen Yinhe had regained his usual gentle demeanor and looked at Xiao Ye with a gentle expression, saying, "Mr. Xiao, please speak."
Xiao thought for a moment and brought up a somewhat sensitive and private topic among couples: "If your partner could see your browsing history now, what content would you be most afraid of them seeing?"
Wen Yinhe was slightly taken aback. For some reason, his fair face suddenly turned bright red, the red color sweeping from his forehead to his neck. His whole body was radiating an astonishing heat, and you could almost see the heat rising from the top of his head, as if he had suddenly fallen into a great panic.
Everyone in the audience, and even those watching online, had their eyes light up, their eyes gleaming with gossip.
Wow, this looks promising!
Lu Huaijin was also dumbfounded.
He didn't have the habit of checking his partner's phone, so he really didn't know what Wen Yinhe had secretly searched online.
But... just how embarrassing is this thing? How can it suddenly become so shy?
"I do have it, but I..." Wen Yinhe stammered for a long time, his face flushed, his eyes looking panicked and unable to find a place to rest, his Adam's apple bobbing violently, and his fingers almost scraping the paint off the armrest.
Finally, he closed his eyes in despair, leaned back in his chair with a look of utter hopelessness, and painfully admitted defeat: "I'm sorry, I really can't say it, I... refuse to answer."
The red light is on.
We lost this round.
This is the first time Wen Yinhe has ever made a mistake since the show started recording!
Xiao also gasped: "..."
Oh no, he's gotten into trouble again.
[Holy crap?! The light's red?! No, that's not the point. The point is, what kind of shady stuff has this actor been secretly searching for?! This red light went on way too fast!!!]
[Aaaaaaah! Help! I'm so curious! I really want to know! Mr. Lu, hurry up! Snatch the movie star's phone from me!!!]
[Hahahaha, this is really going to be a big deal, young master. Are you scared? (doge)]
At this moment, Xiao Ye was more devastated than if his worldview had collapsed, and he almost wanted to find a knife and die to atone for his sins.
However, no one at the scene blamed him.
It should be said that no one had time to pay attention to him.
Everyone was only interested in gossip and didn't care about the game results at all.
Even Lu Huaijin was so engrossed in his curiosity that he didn't even bother to glance at Xiao Ye when Xiao Ye offered his tearful apology.
"Never mind all this nonsense," Lu Huaijin dismissed the weeping Xiao Ye, then turned to Wen Yinhe with wide, indescribably large eyes. The intense, bright light within them left Wen Yinhe with no way to avoid them. He asked expectantly, "Can I look at your phone?"
Wen Yinhe simply couldn't refuse Lu Huaijin, not to mention that Lu Huaijin had such an adorable expression.
Even though his toes were almost digging themselves to shreds in shame, Wen Yinhe took a deep breath, closed his eyes as if going to his death, nodded, and said in a dry voice, "You see... but you promise me you won't laugh after you see it..."
He paused for a moment, then, as if remembering something, said with a sense of despair, "Forget it, just laugh if you want to. Holding it in won't be comfortable."
It's a completely half-dead, half-hearted attitude of giving up.
Lu Huaijin's curiosity was about to explode, and he hurriedly shouted at the camera, "Director, quickly give me Wen Yinhe's phone!"
After receiving instructions from the director, the staff removed Lu Huaijin from the lie detector chair.
Lu Huaijin ran quickly backstage and got Wen Yinhe's phone.
Wen Yinhe blushed from head to toe, a burning heat spreading to his ears, which were burning hot, and his cheeks were as red as if they had been roasted by charcoal. He sat alone on the lie detector chair pretending to be dead, unable to even escape, looking utterly pathetic.
Meanwhile, Lu Huaijin quickly used the date they met by the river to unlock Baidu, and with his back to the camera, opened Wen Yinhe's browsing history.
All that could be seen written on it was—
How to soften pubic hair
How long does it take for shaved pubic hair to grow back?
Will my pubic hair still feel prickly after shaving?
[Recommended Hair Removal Cream for Men]
How to remove male pubic hair
Can men remove pubic hair?
What to do if your pubic hair pricks your partner during sex?
The browsing history can be viewed from bottom to top, clearly showing Wen Yinhe's entire mental journey.
This is really...
Lu Huaijin's eyes widened slowly, and he didn't blink for a full ten seconds, looking completely stunned.
Wen Yinhe's blood was surging wildly through his body. The blood was rushing and throbbing under his thin skin, and he could even clearly feel the pulsation of his blood vessels. His face felt like it was about to burst.
He tried to cover his face with his hands, but his hands wouldn't move. He could only squeeze his eyes shut and bury his head, as if trying to shrink his size, wishing he could burst out the door immediately and escape from this suffocating embarrassment.
The next second, Lu Huaijin suddenly squatted down, covered his face, and laughed so hard he almost lost his voice. If he didn't have to care about his image, he would have wanted to lie on the ground and roll around.
I can't believe it, how can anyone be this cute!
No wonder...
No wonder Wen Yinhe acted strangely every time he did something in the month leading up to the recording of the show.
If you ask him to exert some effort, he'll hesitate and dawdle. If you ask him to hurry up, he'll dawdle even more, as if he's afraid of breaking you. I wonder what he's secretly worrying about in his little head.
After each time, I still have to stare at him for a long time.
Lu Huaijin initially thought he was admiring his "masterpiece," so he opened up without any hesitation.
She even took the initiative to peel it open herself.
Let him see it more clearly.
"Is it pretty? Do you like it?"
Lu Huaijin's eyes were bloodshot, his thick eyelashes were covered with tears, and he was shaking them wetly. His voice was hoarse and barely audible.
This confident and arrogant man seems to have never known the meaning of the word "shame".
"Beautiful..." Wen Yinhe's breath hitched, the blush on his face from the recent work deepening. "No... I didn't mean that..."
He gently turned Lu Huaijin over, face up, just like they had been in the same face-to-face position just now.
Wen Yinhe bent down and tenderly touched Lu Huaijin's pale, untouched skin, frowning as he murmured, "It's all red..."
He looked up at Lu Huaijin with a guilty expression: "Does it hurt?"
Lu Huaijin didn't feel any pain, but he felt a ticklish sensation from Wen Yinhe's warm fingertips.
My legs itch, but my heart itches even more.
Lu Huaijin swallowed hard, then gently pressed Wen Yinhe's head down:
"I heard that saliva can disinfect. If you lick it, maybe the pain will go away."
Later, I guess they finally found a way to soften it, and it really didn't itch as much.
The human body is inherently amazing, and strange changes can occur from time to time, so he didn't think much of it.
Who knows...
puff.
We're waiting for him here.
So those delivery boxes that mysteriously appeared in my house during that period must have contained hair softener, right?
Ugh, I wonder if using that stuff too much will irritate my skin.
That place is very vulnerable.
How can you only care about him and not consider your own safety?
Lu Huaijin decided to keep this in mind and make sure Wen Yinhe took it out for him to examine carefully after the show was finished and he got home.
Wen Yinhe's fur was not actually very thick; it was as gentle, delicate, and soft as he was.
Lu Huaijin's skin was just too delicate.
If you rub it for a long time, it will inevitably become red and itchy.
Lu Huaijin didn't care at all; to him, it was even a kind of fun.
It's for entertainment.
It will only excite him more.
He loved every part of Wen Yinhe's body to death.
Only a man who is gentle to the core would cherish such a rough old man like him like a baby.
Really...
He's so bad that you don't know what to do with him, and you're incredibly soft-hearted.
The viewers in the live chat were practically going crazy with impatience, wishing they could just jump into the screen and snatch the phone from Lu Huaijin.
【Aaaaaaah, what is it?! Show it to us!!! I'm going crazy with curiosity!!!】
After seeing the online reactions, the director used his headset to give instructions to the staff.
The staff immediately went to Lu Huaijin's side. Upon seeing this, Lu Huaijin quickly hid his phone, his expression returned to normal, and he stood up and calmly looked at the staff.
The staff member craned their neck and glanced expectantly at the phone Lu Huaijin was hiding behind his back: "Mr. Lu, would it be convenient for you to show it to the audience?"
“This isn’t my phone,” Lu Huaijin said, trying to suppress a laugh as he thought about what he had just seen. He coughed lightly, “If you want to ask, go ask the owner of the phone.”
The staff could only look expectantly at Wen Yinhe: "Teacher Wen, look..."
Wen Yinhe was just one step away from dying on the spot. Upon hearing this, he sat up in shock from his deathbed and quickly refused, saying, "I'm sorry, this might not be convenient."
“Hmm, he’s unwilling,” Lu Huaijin decisively stuffed his phone into his pocket in front of the staff, raising an eyebrow with a hint of strange pride. “Then I won’t show it to you.”
What a joke! Such a delectable and alluring Wen Yinhe can only be seen by him alone.
Staff: "..."
Although I don't know what happened, I still feel like I've been fed a dose of dog food without even realizing it.
Just in case, Lu Huaijin cleared all his browsing history before returning the phone.
【Mr. Lu, you've changed! You never used to be so secretive. You used to share all the good things with us!!! QAQ】
[Aaaaaaah! What did President Lu see? Why is he laughing like that?! Is it even wilder than his usual outrageous remarks?!]
[This is definitely related to sex, it seems to be something even more amazing than something that goes straight to the stomach (lights a cigarette)]
Meanwhile, a trending topic quietly emerged online—
#What's on Wen Yinhe's phone?!#
Unfortunately, the mystery remained unsolved until the end of the entire season's filming. Along with the original question, #What were the movie star and CEO Lu doing when the screen went black#, it became one of the two major unsolved mysteries of "The Seven Year Itch Season 2", leaving the entire internet feeling anxious and restless whenever it was recalled.
Lu Huaijin sat back down on the lie detector. To the previous question, his answer was a nonchalant "no".
He had absolutely no sense of shame in front of Wen Yinhe.
From head to toe, inside and out, there was nothing that Wen Yinhe could not see.
Even when learning positions and exchanging experiences in adult forums, they type directly in front of Wen Yinhe.
Wen Yinhe glanced at it once, then dared not look at it a second time.
Sometimes, if they were caught peeking, they would be pulled aside and forced to try it out on the spot.
Usually, just trying... well, that's beyond words.
Therefore, Lu Huaijin's phone browsing history is so extensive that if Lu Huaijin confronted Wen Yinhe directly, Wen Yinhe would likely blush and shake his head desperately in refusal.
Those words... still had too much of an impact on him.
No matter how much the viewers in the chat cried and wailed, the previous round of Q&A had already come to an end.
Wen Yinhe just wanted to forget the embarrassing memory as soon as possible. Seeing that Du Ruopu was still lost in thought, engrossed in the previous unsolved mystery, he spoke softly:
"Mr. Du, would you like to ask one?"
Du Ruopu was suddenly called out. He was stunned for a moment, then slowly came back to his senses from his curiosity. He remembered his previous failed relationship and couldn't help but ask a question that he had drawn before.
"Have you ever had the thought of breaking up? What was the reason?"
He wanted to see how this couple, whom he considered the most perfect and loving couple in the world, would answer such a question.
After a slight pause, Wen Yinhe and Lu Huaijin involuntarily exchanged a glance.
A subtle embarrassment appeared on the former's face, and he guiltily looked away, his fingers curling up unconsciously.
The latter narrowed his eyes slightly, his gaze fixed on Wen Yinhe with a sharp and meaningful look.
Two voices with completely different timbres rang out at the same time:
"have."
"No."
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