Chapter 1 Chapter 1 Weird Login Animation
Late at night, everything is silent. A full moon hangs in the night sky, illuminating the sparse woods and the ruined temple deep in the forest as if covered with a layer of hazy silver gauze.
The dilapidated temple consisted of a single room, its rotting beams covered in spiderwebs, clumps of dust, and the dried corpses of moths hanging from the webs. A large hole had collapsed in the northwest corner of the roof, through which silvery moonlight streamed in.
In the dim and dilapidated temple, the three people were clearly divided into two groups, sitting opposite each other across the campfire, with a clear distinction between them.
Suddenly, footsteps were heard outside the temple again, and someone else was coming.
Squeak...
The tattered wooden door was pushed halfway open when it slammed down.
“Ouch!”
The three people in the temple looked over and saw a girl in black with a long sword on her waist and a torch in her hand, covering her red forehead with one hand.
Seeing everyone looking at her, she immediately put down her hand with a stern face, pretending nothing happened, and the wooden board fell at her feet. Behind her stood an old woman who also had a big knife on her waist and a torch in her hand.
"Excuse me."
The old woman's hoarse voice sounded like the cry of an owl in the quiet night.
The flames flickered continuously, and the three people inside the temple just watched them silently, no one answering. This place was on the outskirts of the Xuantian Mountains, usually sparsely populated. Those who came here now must have come for the Xuantian Sect's once-every-twenty-year disciple-recruiting ceremony.
In the mortal world, this is called knocking on the immortal gate. Knock the gate open, enter the mysterious heaven, and the immortal will touch my head, tie my hair and grant me eternal life. With so many people coming, there is naturally a mixed bag, so no one wants to interact with strangers, so as not to attract trouble.
The old woman clearly had no intention of waiting for their response. As soon as she finished speaking, she stopped scrutinizing them and walked in. The young woman single-handedly lifted the fallen half of the wooden door back to its original position, then followed the old woman around the bonfire and into the innermost part of the ruined temple.
There was a tattered altar placed here, with nothing on it. However, there was a huge figure with its head almost touching the beam standing quietly in the dark corner to the right of the altar.
The girl was startled and moved the torch forward. Only then did she see clearly that the person standing in the corner was not a person, but a huge rock of a strange shape.
Why is there such a big stone in the dilapidated temple?
The girl took a few steps forward curiously, wanting to take a closer look. As she approached, the boulder suddenly began to vibrate strangely, as if unable to withstand the heat of the torch. Countless tiny cracks spread across its weathered surface!
The next second, there was a loud bang and the boulder suddenly exploded!
"Xin'er, be careful!"
The old woman pulled the girl behind her with one hand and drew her sword with the other to block the flying debris for her.
The blast blew out the torch in the girl's hand and also blew the flame of the bonfire down a bit, and the light in the ruined temple suddenly dimmed.
The three people by the campfire stood up in shock and retreated towards the door without a sound. They were obviously ready to flee at the sight of danger.
Soon the gust of wind dissipated, and the flames of the bonfire illuminated the surroundings again. The ruined temple also returned to its previous silence. Everyone looked around vigilantly, but only saw rubble on the ground.
Suddenly, in the dim light, someone's breathing became irregular and sharp.
"Look, is there an extra person behind the altar?!"
Everyone was startled, and then they saw a figure sitting vaguely behind the dusty altar.
A person suddenly appeared in a deserted temple in the mountains? This was definitely not a good thing!
The timid one had already leaned against the door, and the half wooden door that was barely standing before fell down again with a slam, and the moonlight shone in.
"What evildoer is playing tricks here?"
The old woman took the extinguished torch from the girl's hand, and without her making any movement, the torch suddenly caught fire out of thin air.
"Grandma Hua, don't be impulsive."
The girl grabbed Granny Hua who was about to step forward and said to the figure sitting behind the altar with a frown.
"Who are you? A demon or a human?"
The figure with his back to them moved when he heard the sound, as if he wanted to stand up, but his posture was crooked, and he fell back as soon as he stood up, like a person without bones.
Everyone watched helplessly as the figure tried twice, fell twice, and then, seemingly giving up, crawled out from behind the altar on all fours, slowly and twistingly. The eerie scene made everyone's scalps tingle and their hair stand on end.
Amidst the flickering firelight, the figure slowly raised his head, revealing a pale and expressionless face faintly under his messy black hair, and his dark eyes showed no emotions that a human should have.
"Hello."
“Ghost!”
The man closest to the door screamed. He couldn't stand this weird atmosphere any longer, so he crawled out of the ruined temple.
The other two also wanted to run away, but it was already late at night, when demons and ghosts were rampant. There was no shortage of wolves, tigers and leopards in the wilderness outside. It would be difficult to find a place to stay after leaving the ruined temple.
Granny Hua frowned and looked at the figure in front of her, but did not act rashly.
She was already old. Even if she had been fortunate enough to become a cultivator and gain insight into the mysteries of cultivation, her lifespan at the ninth level of Qi training would have been a mere 150 years. Now 128 years old, her lifespan was drawing to a close, and she was increasingly struggling in combat. So, she had become accustomed to not moving unless her enemy moved.
The girl, Huo Xin, poked her head out from behind Grandma Hua and looked warily at the strange man on all fours in front of her.
"Grandma Hua, this looks like a girl."
At this moment, the figure moved again. She slowly walked around Grandma Hua and Huo Xin and crawled towards the two people beside the campfire. The two were so scared that they ran away immediately. However, after running out of the temple, they remembered that their bags were still on the ground, and they stopped in confusion.
Fortunately, the strange figure did not follow her out. She just tilted her head slightly, letting the messy hair that blocked her vision slide aside. Her originally dull black eyes had become lively at some point.
Her eyes fell on one of the black-faced men.
"Hello."
The dark-faced man didn't say anything. Then the figure greeted the other tall and thin man again.
"Hello."
“…”
The tall and thin man didn't say anything. The figure who hadn't received a response withdrew his gaze in boredom, turned around and crawled back. The two men secretly breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this, but then they saw the man crawling towards their bags!
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'The epic holographic immortal cultivation masterpiece "Asking the Three Thousand Questions" is now in its public beta!'
"Sexy Master, teaching online, gentle Senior Brother, practicing online. Innocent Junior Brother, dancing online..."
"Tanwan asked, if you are a human, come and kill me in the game!"
Yun Miao, who entered the holographic game hall for the first time, looked around curiously, even watching the pop-up advertisements floating above with relish, and then began to download the recently popular holographic game "Asking the Three Thousand Questions".
The holographic helmet is very expensive, and she has always been reluctant to buy it. However, not long ago, when she participated in the lucky draw on the official website of "Asking the Three Thousand Questions", she unexpectedly won a holographic helmet.
Because of this fate, she now has a very good impression of this game.
Soon, a translucent system panel light screen appeared in front of her. A tall bronze sundial was spinning rapidly on the screen. This was the game system randomly assigning character talents to the players.
A full three minutes passed, so long that Yun Miao began to suspect that the network card was faulty, before the constantly rotating bronze sundial finally disappeared and her game character panel appeared.
Player Name: Yunmiao
Gender: Female
Character age: 15 years old
Realm: Mortal Realm
Root bone: 10
Five Spiritual Root Potential: 10
Constitution: 80
Comprehension: 100+
Family background: 0
Lucky:? ? ?
Money: 0
Evaluation: Your body is very healthy, and your comprehension is off the charts. To you, understanding the world is as easy as breathing, but your aptitude is only slightly better than that of a mortal without spiritual roots.
As an orphan who came out of a crack in the rock, you have no relatives and cannot get any help from your parents or family.
"The character has been created and cannot be changed. Do you want to enter the game?"
"yes."
As Yun Miao spoke, the empty game hall immediately darkened and she closed her eyes.
After a few seconds, the system said: "The player has successfully logged into the game, I wish you a happy game"
Yun Miao opened her eyes as the system prompt sounded, but before she could see where she was, she heard a sudden explosion next to her ears.
At the same time, her body suddenly flew into the air, slid in a funny parabola above the forest, and then fell rapidly.
Yun Miao, who took off from Wuhu right after entering the game: ???
Bang!
When Yun Miao came to her senses again, she found herself sitting on the ground. The player who had just successfully logged in felt dizzy. She looked confusedly at the gray dust and tumbled stones on her clothes, then called up the system panel and took another look at the system evaluation.
Evaluation: As an orphan who came out of a crack in the rock, you have no relatives and cannot get any help from your parents and family.
Yun Miao found it unbelievable: She thought it was a description, but she didn’t expect it to be realistic?
What kind of weird login animation is this? Bad review!
Because the system panel affected his vision, Yun Miao carefully pressed the save button at the only save location of "Asking Three Thousand Questions", and then closed the system panel.
It was also at this time that she finally had time to listen to the voice coming from behind her.
"Grandma Hua, this looks like a girl."
Is it an NPC?
Yun Miao subconsciously wanted to walk over and start a conversation with the NPC, but as soon as she moved, she felt something was wrong with her body.
Her body itself was fine, healthy and strong. If I had to describe it, it would be that... her limbs seemed unfamiliar to her.
So Yun Miao had to stage a precious scene of new-age humans trying to tame their limbs. In the end, she failed and was so angry that she twisted and crawled on the spot.
However, despite her disability, she was strong-willed and still greeted the two NPCs, one old and one young, in a friendly manner, trying to trigger the novice mission.
"Hello."
Unexpectedly, the two NPCs didn't respond to her at all. Instead, an NPC in the distance screamed "Ghost!" and ran away.
Ghost? Where is the ghost?
Yun Miao glanced around cautiously, expecting to be confronted with monsters upon entering the game. Luckily, there were no red-named monsters nearby. She then crawled towards the remaining two NPCs, but unfortunately, she still received no response or quest.
This made Yun Miao a little confused. Based on her many years of experience in playing games, there would usually be a guiding NPC in the first scene of the game to issue novice tasks to players.
Even if we take a step back, aren't NPCs in holographic games supposed to be intelligent and chatty? Why are there only a bunch of rude, dumb NPCs on her side?
Forget it, since the NPC cannot be interacted with, she will explore the map first. There seem to be three small bags by the campfire, so she will try to pick them up.
Yun Miao sat on the ground and began to unpack her bag. Because she was just a blank player wearing blank clothes, she didn't even have a game backpack, so she could only put the equipment she could use in her arms and throw the unused equipment aside.
As her gaze stayed on those items for three seconds, prompt boxes immediately appeared above their heads.
【Men's Clothing】
[Unwashed smelly boots]
[Belt]
【Fire stick】
【hemp rope】
【Steamed bun】
【Cooked Cake】
【Mandarin Duck Bellyband】
"Um?"
Yun Miao kicked the stinky boots far away, then looked at the mandarin duck bellyband in confusion, and then looked at the two male NPCs outside the door.
So strange, take another look.jpg
The author has something to say:
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Huo Xin: Are you a human or a monster?
Yun Miao said seriously: It’s the Monkey King!
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A new article has been started, and it will be updated every night at 9 o'clock. It has the familiar flavor of the Fourth Disaster. If you like it, please collect it!
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Recommend my pre-collected article "Professional Villain Mentor in the Cultivation World [Through the Book]"
After Yun Yue's sudden death, she transmigrated into a cultivation novel she had read. The bad news was: she was sold to the demon world.
Good news: Not only does she remember the plot, she also has a versatile teacher system that allows her to randomly draw teacher ID cards. She also always encounters the pitiful villains in the book.
Thus, the demon world gained a powerful female cultivator whose hobby was to recruit disciples, as well as a group of wanton villains.
Sometimes she is a seductress, teaching her disciples to seduce people with dance.
Sometimes she was a musician, teaching her disciples to kill people with music.
Sometimes she is a master thief, teaching her disciples to steal things with ease.
Sometimes she is a miracle healer, teaching her disciples to save lives as well as kill them.
She is a divine chef who can make dishes that can make evil spirits cry.
She is a top killer who can sneak into the Demon Cult and kill the Demon Cult elders silently.
She is a street performer who can lead her disciples to perform a good show for the demon world that is deceiving the world.
The entire demon world was in turmoil because of her, and everyone was looking for her.
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Yun Yue’s first disciple was the lost young man Li Chengfeng. He said that in this chaotic demon world, he wanted to be a good person.
Yun Yue was very moved and vowed to teach well and guide the lost lambs back to the right path.
The result of drawing a card: Ding, the thief card.
Draw again: Drop, killer card
The third draw: Drop, Leblanc card
Yun Yue: ...
What kind of teacher ID card is this? Even if I jump from here and die outside, I won't let my students down!
Later, while others had many students all over the world, she had many magical children all over the world.
Yunyue: I am guilty. QAQ
Later, she became the supreme ruler of the demon world, surrounded by her villain cannon fodder disciples.
The villain in the book, the leader of the Demon Cult, Li Chengfeng, knelt on one knee under her throne, rubbing his face against her hand. He smiled and said: Master, please love me.
Yunyue: I swear I didn’t teach this!
As always, it's a cool and silly article. If you like it, please add it to your collection~
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