
Jian Zhen was a twin immortal herb. In an unexpected turn of events, he landed on the spiritual mountains of both the Immortal and Demonic realms. When Jian Zhen slowly developed sentience, he had already sprouted and grown on two different mountains.
It's worth mentioning that one branch grew by the Demon Lord's windowsill, and the other outside the Immortal Venerable's window. These two powerful figures were beings whom everyone in the Three Realms dared not offend. Thus, they had no friends, and the tragic Jian Zhen became their confidant.
During the day, Jian Zhen listened to the Immortal Venerable gossip about various cultivation families and anecdotes of the Immortal Realm. At night, he listened to the Demon Lord talk about the evils committed by demons in various places and where the rare treasures of the Demonic Realm were hidden.
Over a hundred years, Jian Zhen heard everything, both appropriate and inappropriate.
Perhaps it was due to simultaneously absorbing power from two sacred lands, but Jian Zhen, with less than a thousand years of cultivation, actually transformed into human form. To prevent being silenced, he ran away!
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In the 25th year of the Cultivation Continent, the rulers of the Immortal and Demonic realms simultaneously issued a bounty, searching the entire Three Realms for an immortal herb. Anyone providing clues would receive extremely precious treasures from the Demon Lord and the Immortal Venerable.
This bounty shocked everyone:
"Who could possibly offend both the Immortal Venerable and the Demon Lord at the same time?"
"What immense power!"
"This immortal herb must possess some particularly powerful strength or unique quality?"
"Did it steal some spiritual treasure from the big shots?"
At this moment, Jian Zhen, hiding in an unknown place, couldn't help but suffer from morning sickness: "Ugh..."
The immortal herb that transformed in just a hundred years, due to simultaneously absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth from two spiritual lands, had its spiritual body rapidly expand during transformation. In a state of confusion, it seemed that he had indeed dual cultivated with one of the powerful figures.
Only...
Jian Zhen covered his belly, wanting to cry but unable to.
He didn't steal any spiritual treasure, but did he get pregnant with a cub?
Reading Guide:
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Novel Title:
"After My Inner Voice Was Overheard by Horrifying Ghosts"
Synopsis:
An accident turned Jian Fan into a streamer in an infinitely thrilling survival game. Among the awakened abilities of top streamers, his survival ability was—gossip.
Audience: "Hahahaha, what kind of crappy ability is this? Just wait to die, streamer!"
Legend has it that the vengeful spirit Sadako kills without shedding blood. When the female ghost, filled with resentment over her lover's tragic death, was about to unleash her slaughter, seemingly dooming all players:
The gossip ability activated in his mind: [S-rank vengeful spirit Sadako, her lover didn't actually die, he eloped with someone else behind her back!]
Jian Fan: "?"
Sadako, about to kill: "?"
Audience in the live stream, getting the scoop: "!?"
Another survival dungeon unfolded. The players entered a dangerous ancient castle, where Jian Fan was threatened by the Duke and Duchess, on the verge of losing his life.
Gossip ability:
[S-rank ghost Duke is having an affair with the maid behind his wife's back!]
The Duke and Duchess looked at each other, the tense scene on the verge of erupting.
Audience in the live stream: "Is this, is this a shuraba I can watch without paying?!!!"
Gossip ability:
[Latest news! The maid is actually a cross-dressing big shot!]
Jian Fan: "..."
What PLAY are you ghosts into?
Audience in the live stream: "Hahahaha! So anxious! Sunflower seeds, fruits, peanuts are all ready. So who does the maid actually like?"
A large-scale thrilling survival game unfolded, and an ordinary human streamer became an instant hit. While others killed monsters, Jian Fan ate melons; while others toiled to kill, Jian Fan's side was filled with domestic squabbles, and the audience was happily busy eating melons.
Relying on his gossip ability, Jian Fan successfully escaped dangerous dungeons multiple times, until a life-and-death moment, when his ability activated:
Gossip ability:
[Heard about it? The dangerous BOSS Ghost King fell in love with an ordinary human player!]
Jian Fan: "?"
The lunging evil spirit stopped in surprise, no longer killing, turning to whisper to its companion:
[The King actually fell in love... Is it with this human?]
[Yes, I heard they've even had children. As expected of the Ghost King, having both sons and daughters and an extra one too.]
Jian Fan's pupils dilated in shock: "Wait! Don't spread rumors!! Who has children?!"
After the evil spirits dispersed, Jian Fan couldn't help but turn to the man beside him to confirm: "The two of us, three children?"
The man's dark eyes faintly glowed red. Jian Fan expected a negative answer, but heard him say—
"It's not impossible."
Jian Fan: "..."
His smile gradually disappeared.jpg
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Novel Title: "After Picking Up a Superstar's Child and Joining a Baby Variety Show"
Synopsis:
Jian Zhile was an eighteen-tier nobody who had been frozen by his company. His main job was singing, and his side jobs included washing dishes in hotels and car detailing.
One day after work, he picked up a lost child on the roadside. Before he could even ask where the child's home was, the little one cried and pounced on him, shouting: "Daddy!"
Jian Zhile: "..."
Mother-to-be (a pun on being suddenly a parent) for many years, suddenly became a father.
There was no one else on the street, so he could only take the child home. He initially thought the child was joking with him, but after a trip to the hospital for a paternity test, he discovered that it was indeed his biological child!!
Jian Zhile's hands were trembling on the way back with the report: "Little one, then who is your father?"
He thought having a son was shocking enough.
But the infant pointed to the handsome man on the building's advertisement outside the car window and said: "Daddy!"
Jian Zhile's eyes widened. The man on the poster was none other than the current top superstar, the newly crowned Film Emperor Gu Yuan, who had won various awards—a man he had only met a few times and never even spoken to!
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A cute baby variety show began broadcasting, gathering major top stars in the industry: a popular female idol and her nephew, the popular Film Emperor and his little nephew, and the newly 'fathered' Jian Zhile.
During his solo interview, Jian Zhile faced the camera. When asked by staff about the child's father, to avoid revealing anything, he put on his best acting performance: "I was young and naive back then. The child's father left early, but I still believe life is my own, so..."
Audience in the live stream:
"I heard Zhile usually works three jobs."
"The baby is so cute!!"
"What kind of scumbag father is he? Abandoning his wife and child, not a man!"
"From now on, we will protect the baby and Lele!"
After the show officially began.
When all the guests gathered at the airport, Jian Zhile got out of the car with his baby, who was sleepy due to being unaccustomed to the environment. The child's eyes lit up when he saw the Film Emperor walking in the distance, happily opening his arms and toddling over to Emperor Gu: "Daddy, hug!"
Jian Zhile: "?"
Film Emperor: "?"
The scene fell into an awkward silence.
In the bullet comments, the Film Emperor's fan group was agitated:
"Is the Film Emperor a scumbag father?"
"Impossible!"
"Brother Gu absolutely cannot have children."
"Ahhh, what kind of earth-shattering big melon is this!!"
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Content tags: Past Life and Present Life, Xianxia, Cultivation, Rebirth, Sweet Romance, Lighthearted
Search keywords: Protagonists: Jian Zhen, Ye Jisheng ┃ Supporting characters: ┃ Other:
One-sentence introduction: You don't understand the loneliness of a small grass~
Theme: Love is the antidote to all suffering.
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