The chubby little hand could never control the spoon properly, so the child chose to hold the bowl by its two handles high and then slap it against his face.
As long as the baby can stick out its tongue, it can eat all the testicles.
“lianlian…”
So tired, baby's tongue is tired too.
Shen Yulou slowly lowered his eyes, grabbed Chi Yuan's chin with two fingers and pulled him in front of him.
"Stay here, and I will show you a whole new world."
"Sorry, I'm frigid and have no interest in sex."
Chi Yuan grabbed Shen Yulou's wrist and pulled it away forcefully. The two were locked in a stalemate, and Shen Yulou's wrist was pinched until a red mark appeared around it.
Shen Yulou: Alright, alright, since you're being so direct, then I won't hold back.
"Okay, although I really want to make love with you, I won't force you if you don't want to."
He suddenly relaxed, released his grip on Chi Yuan's chin, and put on a relaxed smile.
"So, I'll allow you to be on top?"
Perhaps Chi Yuan responds better to gentle persuasion than force? Let's see if we can hook him by offering some sweet words.
"I don't even want to have sex. Do you think I'd be interested in the question of whether it's you fucking me or me fucking you?"
Chi Yuan's face darkened, and he seemed somewhat impatient.
"Who knows you, haha."
Shen Meiren muttered in a voice only they could hear.
"Perhaps the new world I'm talking about is more than just love and romance?"
As he spoke, he gently shook his wrist, which had been pinched until it was red, his tone still nonchalant.
“We can talk about our hobbies and interests, our visions and ideals for the future, and if we really have nothing to do, we can even help take care of the kids.”
What do you think?
I don't believe you for a second.
Chi Yuan stood up and took half a step back, distancing himself from Shen Yulou, crossing his arms in front of his chest, adopting a posture that kept people at a distance.
"You don't seem like such an innocent person."
Shen Yulou: ? ? ? !!!
How could anyone doubt my naivety?
Wouldn't pure yellow be considered pure?
"Ha, men who haven't had sex always know how to pretend."
Shen Meiren sneered, casually fiddling with her collar with her fingertips.
"Really? Then I'd rather pretend for the rest of my life, be a cyber monk, and abstain from lust and sex."
Chi Yuan looked down at Shen Yulou's face and declared his unwavering stance with absolute certainty.
At first, no one knew that this conversation would eventually turn into the messy talk we see today; everyone thought it would be a beautiful and heartwarming exchange.
However, who says that this isn't a unique and heartwarming story between two husbands?
"Okay, if that's the case, it seems you're not very curious about the truth behind why the baby looks so much like you."
"I was originally planning to keep you here tonight to tell you, but now I think I'll pass."
Shen Yulou feigned regret as he sat back in his original seat, amusedly watching the energetic boy.
The child ate his meal and got egg custard all over his face, even his sparse hair was covered in it, making him look both funny and cute.
Countless thoughts flashed through Chi Yuan's mind in an instant, but he felt that everything was too absurd and elusive.
“If you want to tell me, you can tell me now. Why wait until tonight?”
Shen Yulou's tone revealed a hint of disappointment and disdain.
"Any information I give out comes with a price tag."
"You can't give me what I want, so what can you use to pay me?"
Chi Yuan raised an eyebrow, took out a stack of checks from his pocket, tore off one, and gave it to Shen Yulou.
"Fill it in however you like. Your Reform Party shouldn't mind having a large sum of money coming in, right?"
"This is our deal, what does it have to do with the Reform Party?"
"The secret is known only to me; it's my personal secret."
"The money will naturally go into my pocket."
Shen Yulou gently picked up the check with his slender fingers, held it up to the light, as if he were appraising a rare treasure.
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