Chapter 13: 100 Days of Cooking for the Villain Master - Day 13
No. 99: ?????
"Is this the main focus of your attention, host?
Shouldn’t the focus be on this broken plot?
Now is the time for them to kidnap you!
Why are the four of them moving cabbages!!!"
No. 99 said this loudly, but was afraid that these words would be heard by the four old men and remind them of this incident.
What should I do if they really come to kidnap the host?
So No. 99 quickly covered his mouth again and muttered quietly, "Oh, I hope no one hears me.
Will they suddenly attack you, the host?
Without the snake to protect us, can the two of us defeat the four of them?"
Zhao Miaomiao pointed behind No. 99 and said, "Little system, are you worried that they will hear what you say?
Then you have to speak more quietly.
Because they are standing right behind you."
When No. 99 turned around, he saw four old men standing there with swords in hand and serious expressions on their faces.
Number 99 was shocked, "Oh my god!"
Then he quickly hid behind Zhao Miaomiao.
The four old men woke up as if from a dream and looked at Zhao Miaomiao and said.
Old Man No. 1: "This little doll reminded us."
Old Man No. 2: "We're not here to buy cabbage."
Old Man No. 3: "We have a mission!"
Old Man Number Four: "The mission is to capture this little disciple of yours and bring him back to see the Sect Master!"
All the old men drew their swords and pointed at Zhao Miaomiao, saying in unison: "So, surrender, young disciple!"
Zhao Miaomiao: Have these four people rehearsed before? Have they ever practiced group crosstalk before? How come they can speak so harmoniously?
No. 99: Ahhhhhhhhhhh I’m dying!
They were actually reminded by me!
Woo woo woo, my sin is unforgivable!
So, in order to atone for his sins, No. 99 stood up to protect Zhao Miaomiao and said, "You are not allowed to hurt the host! I will protect the host!"
Old Man No. 1: "Humph, you're just a baby, what can you do to us?"
Although No. 99 was a little scared and his hands were shaking slightly, he still insisted on standing in front of Zhao Miaomiao and said, "Don't underestimate me! I am a fairy system!"
Then he continued to say the second half of the sentence in his heart: Although I have become a human now and the golden finger and other things can’t be used, I am still a fairy system!
So I can't be a coward! I can definitely protect the host!
No. 99 thought about it, turned around and said to Zhao Miaomiao: "Host, don't worry...
Hey, where's the host?"
Zhao Miaomiao walked to the cabbage cart, picked up a cabbage, and said to the four old men, "You are threatening me, right?
Then I will threaten you too.
Believe it or not, I will smash this whole cart of cabbages into pieces right now."
Old man number three immediately yelled, "No! This isn't cabbage, this is a penny of silver!"
Old man number four also became nervous and advised Zhao Miaomiao: "Little disciple, put down the cabbage, we have something to talk about."
Old Man No. 1 turned serious and said, "Food shouldn't be wasted. Besides, this cart of cabbage could very well be enough food for all the disciples in the sect for the next two weeks!"
Zhao Miaomiao: "Then you just be honest.
A man pushed a cart and continued to go shopping with us.
As long as you behave yourself, I won't bother with this cabbage."
The four old men looked extremely grief-stricken.
After gathering together and whispering for a while, they turned to Zhao Miaomiao and said, "Okay! We promise you!
Put down the cabbage and we will go shopping with you."
The four old men thought that there would be many opportunities to catch Zhao Miaomiao and No. 99 in the future, so it didn't matter what time it took.
The key now is to save this truckload of cabbages first.
Cabbage is important!
If there were no cabbages, the sect would be in chaos after the chaos caused by the loss of eggs, and now there would be chaos caused by the loss of cabbages!
Seeing that the four old men agreed, Zhao Miaomiao put down the cabbage, clapped his hands, and walked back to No. 99.
Little 99 was dumbfounded.
This... is this also okay?
What is this!
My passion and courage are worth less than a cabbage???
Is this how people calculate?
Cabbage is more important than human life?
I don’t understand, old man!!!
So Zhao Miaomiao came back, and No. 99 hurriedly asked Zhao Miaomiao: "Host, how did you come up with the idea of threatening them with cabbage?"
Zhao Miaomiao said, "Oh, I saw it from how they were determined to avenge the egg.
I guess this sect is very poor and has nothing to eat.
So even if a disciple brought food to Chiying, Chiying would not eat it.
Because we eat sweet potatoes and pumpkins every day, what’s so delicious?
Plus, I wasted those sixteen eggs, which made these old guys so excited.
This proves that the sect is very poor and has nothing to eat.
Since you are poor, you naturally have to save money.
These cabbages just cost these old men a penny of silver. If they were destroyed immediately, they would be heartbroken.
So I tried threatening them with cabbage, and it worked surprisingly well.”
No. 99's round eyes were filled with confusion. "Is this... is this some kind of common human emotion? Something like cherishing food?"
Zhao Miaomiao shook his head and taught No. 99 seriously: "No, this is called poverty.
Many people have this problem.
You’ll understand when you learn about money.”
After the cabbage incident.
Zhao Miaomiao, No. 99 and the four old men continued to walk down together.
When passing by a farmer's house, Zhao Miaomiao would buy something.
Then there was another cart of potatoes, half a cart of lotus roots, half a cart of radishes, two sheep, and a cow.
When buying cattle and sheep, the four old men cried.
Meat is really too expensive.
The four of them searched everywhere they had, even took out all their private savings of many years, and mortgaged their outer robes and hair crowns, before they were able to buy the two sheep and the cow.
Zhao Miaomiao originally wanted to buy something else.
The four old men cried and begged Zhao Miaomiao together.
Old Man No. 1 cried, "My little disciple, please, don't buy anymore. We really have no money!"
Old man number two burst into tears: "I've even sold my outer robe. If you buy more, we'll only be able to sell our inner clothes and shoes!"
Old man number three's eyes snarled: "Wow, wow, wow, the secret money I've been hiding in the bottom of my shoes for fifteen years is gone just like that..."
Old man number four complained: "My little disciple, I really don't have a penny left. I even took out my coffin money. Let's go back!"
Zhao Miaomiao glanced at the results of the battle, and although he was a little dissatisfied, he still said: “Okay, it’s too much, you can’t take it.
Then go back first."
When the four old men heard this, they all said in unison: "Thank you, young disciple!
Go, go, go, before she changes her mind, go quickly."
Zhao Miaomiao said: "Well, there are too many things, so I will take them back to the kitchen in the sect to process them first.
Oh, there are so many things that No. 99, Chiying and I can’t finish them all.
Why not call the other disciples and have hotpot together tonight?"
The four old men turned around and looked at Zhao Miaomiao, "What is hot pot?"
Zhao Miaomiao: "As long as it tastes good, that's fine.
You can understand it as, today we eat meat, eat meat to your heart's content."
Eat meat to your heart's content?!
There is such a good thing? ! !
The four old men's eyes lit up, and they worked harder to move things and push the carts.
I completely forgot about the kidnapping of Zhao Miaomiao.
But it just so happened that on the way to the sect's kitchen, I would pass by the kneeling leader of Nanhua.
The head of Nanhua first saw Old Man No. 1, the eldest master uncle, pushing a cart of cabbages back.
The Nanhua Sect Leader was very surprised and asked, "Master Brother, didn't you go fishing? Why did you bring back a cart of cabbage?"
Old Man Number One hurriedly replied, "Master, the situation is very complicated. I'll tell you after I unload the cabbage."
Immediately afterwards, Old Man No. 2, also known as Second Uncle, came pushing a cart of potatoes.
When the Nanhua Sect Leader wanted to ask something, the Second Junior Brother said directly, "Sect Leader, I haven't completed the mission, and I am already ashamed. Please don't touch on my sad story anymore.
Once I put the potatoes down, I'll come and apologize to you, Master!"
Old man number three appeared, pushing lotus roots and radishes.
Then came Old Man Number Four, driving two sheep and a cow.
Head of Nanhua: What is going on?
I told them to kill Master and capture that little disciple, but they went to the market?
And he went to the market without telling me?!
Zhao Miaomiao walked at the end, looking leisurely.
Seeing the Nanhua Sect Leader still kneeling there, he was surprised: "Hey, why are you still kneeling here?
Is it practicing qigong or praying for blessings?"
The head of Nanhua felt that Zhao Miaomiao's words were a bit humiliating to him, so he blushed and said: What's good about fish, disciple, you should respect your teacher!
I am your leader, you cannot humiliate me like this!"
Zhao Miaomiao: "Oh, do I need to call you for hot pot tonight?"
Nanhua Sect Leader: "What is hot pot?"
Zhao Miaomiao: "Oh, right. Let me put it another way. We're having meat tonight. Are you coming?"
The Nanhua Sect Leader didn't even think twice and immediately said, "Come!"
But as soon as he finished speaking, he lowered his head in annoyance, feeling that he was useless and spineless.
Zhao Miaomiao said casually: "Then get up and come to the kitchen to help."
With Zhao Miaomiao's words, the head of Nanhua could finally take action.
He moved his legs, which had become numb from kneeling, and then stood up with difficulty.
But just as he stood up, he lost his balance and fell to his knees in front of Zhao Miaomiao.
Zhao Miaomiao looked at the head of Nanhua, blinked, then took out the change he had just gotten from buying vegetables from his sleeve, a copper coin, and gave it to the head of Nanhua.
"Happy New Year."
Then he left.
The head of Nanhua was stunned when he looked at the copper coin in his hand.
Hey, just by kneeling down, you can make money?
If he had known that making money was so easy, why would he have become the leader? !
Why not just practice the Iron Knee Leg Technique and be fine!!!
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