Chapter 12: 100 Days of Cooking for the Villain Master - Day 12
"Little 99!"
When Zhao Miaomiao was about to fly back to rescue No. 99.
At this time, a black, five-meter-long snake suddenly appeared from behind the house, crawled slowly, bared its teeth, and spit out its red tongue at the old men who surrounded No. 99.
When the four old men saw the big black snake, their eyes became terrified.
Old Man Number One: "This...is this the Snow Mountain Fire Dragon's colorful five-meter-long black snake?"
No. 99: Huh? Such a long name, are you sure you're not just padding the word count?
Zhao Miaomiao: Did this snake come from a Mary Sue novel? Is it from the same family as Alice and Chu Yuxuan in Five Colored Glaze?
Old Man No. 2: "Everyone, quickly retreat! It's extremely poisonous! And there's no antidote!"
Old Man Number Three: "And if you get bit by it, your whole body will explode and you'll die from a sudden burst of blood!"
Old Man Number Four: "Why is this snake here? What should we do now?"
Zhao Miaomiao: Do you four have to split a sentence into four sentences, one sentence for each person?
Is this to earn appearances?
As the big black snake approached, the four old men retreated.
Until they left No. 99's side.
The big black snake crawled past No. 99 and circled around him.
Number 99 was so frightened that he dared not move, and could not help muttering, "No way, my life is going to end on my first day as a human being.
This big black snake, wouldn’t it want to eat me…”
The big black snake gently lifted No. 99 and placed her on top of him.
When No. 99 came into contact with the snake's cold skin, he closed his eyes nervously and frightenedly, muttering to himself, "Oh no, oh no, old man, I seem to remember Chi Ying and the host saying this.
He kept a pet snake that could feed two people in one meal.
Ahhhh, I’m hopeless...
I just want to ask you one last favor, Brother Snake. Could you please not add salt?
I don't want to die anymore, my whole body is still salty!"
But the imagined scene of being bitten by a snake with a crisp sound and blood splattered all over the ground did not appear.
Instead, the big black snake dragged No. 99 and crawled towards Zhao Miaomiao.
Zhao Miaomiao is also weird... no, also very brave.
When she saw the snake, she was not afraid. Instead, she greeted it normally: "Hi, so your name is Aying."
The big black snake spit out its red tongue at Zhao Miaomiao as a response.
Then he put down No. 99 and returned it to Zhao Miaomiao.
The four old men were dumbfounded.
Old Man No. 1: "How come?"
Old Man No. 2: "Why doesn't the Snow Mountain Fire Dragon Black Colorful Five-meter Snake eat this baby?"
Old Man Number Three: "This Snow Mountain Fire Dragon, a colorful five-meter snake, is clearly just Master's pet and never submits to anyone else!"
Old Man Number Four: "Could it be that the Snow Mountain Fire Dragon Black Colorful Five-meter Snake has recognized these two people? How is that possible!"
Zhao Miaomiao: Damn it, someone will definitely be able to tell that the word count is just inflated.
As soon as No. 99 landed, he immediately threw himself into Zhao Miaomiao's arms, "Wow, host, you scared me to death!
I thought I was going to die today!
Either they were dismembered by the old man, or they were bitten to pieces by the big black snake!
Being a human being is so exciting!!
It’s better to be unified and feel more at ease!
Wuuwuwuwuwu…"
Zhao Miaomiao touched No. 99's head and coaxed him, "It's okay, it's okay.
Ah Ying saved you, and you still don't thank her."
No. 99 raised her head and cried, saying to the big black snake that was slowly crawling away, "Thank you."
The big black snake understood, then turned around, bared its teeth at No. 99, and spit out its red tongue.
When No. 99 saw the sharp teeth of the big black snake, he cried again and continued to bury his head in Zhao Miaomiao's arms.
"Host, old man, I was right!
This snake really wants to eat me!
It definitely wants to put salt and eat me!
Host, I won’t live long…”
Zhao Miaomiao still coaxed him, "That's not the case.
Don't misunderstand Aying.
I think it has a pretty face.”
No. 99 disagreed, "Snakes don't have facial features, host, are you kidding me?"
Zhao Miaomiao: "Of course snakes have facial features.
Look at Aying, she looks so upright, just like Wu Jing.
I can’t wait to wear a green tracksuit.”
No. 99 looked up, puzzled: "Who is Wu Jing? Why is he wearing a green tracksuit?"
The two of them had a very pleasant chat.
Four old men on the side.
Old Man No. 1: "We seem to be ignored..."
Old Man No. 2: "They don't even take us seriously."
Old Man No. 3: "I feel humiliated!!"
Old Man Number Four: "So what should we do now?"
The situation is very clear.
The big black snake recognizes Zhao Miaomiao and No. 99 as its own people and will protect them.
So if they don't leave here and go somewhere else, these four old men will never be able to take Zhao Miaomiao and No. 99 away.
Since they couldn't beat them, they had to resort to deception and coaxing.
Thinking about what Zhao Miaomiao had just said, Old Man No. 2 came out to negotiate with Zhao Miaomiao and said, "Little disciple, if we are willing to take you to the market to buy vegetables, will you follow us obediently?"
When No. 99 heard this, he quickly grabbed Zhao Miaomiao's hand and said, "Host, don't be fooled.
They are lying to you!"
But Zhao Miaomiao: “Yes.”
Then he patted No. 99 on the head and coaxed her: "It's okay, it's okay. It's still unclear who is deceiving whom.
We were either kidnapped or given a ride, with a tour guide and four guys helping us carry our groceries.
Old man number two nodded to Zhao Miaomiao, then turned around and gave the other old men a look, saying, "Okay, we're willing to take you to the market to buy vegetables.
Come with us now."
Zhao Miaomiao nodded, "Okay."
After saying that, he turned around and waved at Chi Ying, who was fighting and sleeping in the house, "Master, I'm going to buy some groceries. Dinner will be in half an hour."
Chi Ying opened his eyes slightly and nodded at Zhao Miaomiao, meaning okay.
Zhao Miaomiao left with No. 99 and the four old men.
Old Man No. 1 said to Zhao Miaomiao, "My little disciple, we don't have the kind of place here that specializes in selling vegetables that you mentioned.
But we can go to the villages at the foot of the mountain and buy some vegetables from farmers’ homes.”
Zhao Miaomiao: "Oh, that's fine.
Just buy potatoes from this store and cabbage from that store.
Although it is a bit troublesome, we still have many disciples now, and Master can still fight for a while, so we are not in a hurry. "
What I said...
The four old men didn't respond, but pretended to cough to varying degrees to cover up their weakness.
Among them, there was an old man named No. 3 who was unwilling to give up and tried to brainwash Zhao Miaomiao by saying, "Little disciple, why do you follow Master?
Are you afraid of death?
Is that why you submitted to Master?"
Zhao Miaomiao shook her head: "I'm not afraid. If I were afraid of death, why would I follow you guys here?
Aren't you the ones who are most in danger and want to kill me the most right now? "
Good...that makes sense.
Old man number three was speechless.
Old Man No. 4 then asked Zhao Miaomiao: "Little disciple, what are you afraid of?
Can you find your sense of justice and, like us, bravely overcome your fear and get rid of Master?
Okay?!
do not be afraid!
There’s nothing to be afraid of!”
Zhao Miaomiao didn't listen to the old men very carefully. When an old man asked her what she was afraid of, she hummed a few words.
“My main fear is…
I am afraid that you will die, I am afraid that I will be happy, I am afraid that it is not you who will come, I am afraid that you will not have good luck."
The four old men were a little confused.
Zhao Miaomiao pointed to the door of a farmer's house as he passed by on the way down the mountain and said, "Hey, I think I saw some cabbage.
Let’s go buy some cabbage first.”
With that, Zhao Miaomiao pulled No. 99 and ran away.
The four old men had no choice but to follow Zhao Miaomiao.
Zhao Miaomiao bargained with the farmer and bought six cabbages. She didn't want to buy so many.
But there was no way, Zhao Miaomiao was too good at bargaining, and the farmer was willing to buy one get five free, and then give one penny of silver.
The four old men were shocked.
Old Man No. 1: “What? This cabbage costs one penny?!
Is this some kind of sky-high priced cabbage?"
Zhao Miaomiao turned to look at them. "What's wrong? Is it expensive?"
Old Man No. 2: "Of course it's expensive! One penny of silver can buy a whole cart of cabbage!"
Zhao Miaomiao: "Oh~~ No wonder the boss was so happy when I asked him to give me five. Turns out I could give him fifty."
Old Man Number Three: "My little disciple, you really don't know how to live! Get out of the way, I want to bargain!"
Then, thanks to the efforts of Old Man No. 3, the cabbage sale became buy one get fifty free, and a cart was also given as a gift.
No. 99 looked at the scene and felt very strange. Aren’t these four people going to kidnap the host?
Aren’t you here to torture the host?
How did you suddenly become a cabbage porter?
Zhao Miaomiao happened to have the same idea as No. 99. Looking at the four old men diligently loading the cabbages onto the truck, he said, "They don't produce cabbages, they're just cabbage carriers."
No. 99 asked Zhao Miaomiao: "Host, do you feel that there is something wrong?"
Zhao Miaomiao nodded and said, "There is a place that I have been thinking about for a long time."
No. 99 thought that Zhao Miaomiao and she had a mutual understanding, and wanted to complain together about this outrageous plot development.
"Yes or no?!
The plot is developing very far..."
But Zhao Miaomiao said: "I found that I didn't bring enough people.
It takes one person to pull this cart of cabbages.
Then there are potatoes, spinach, garland chrysanthemum, lotus root, beef, and mutton. What should I do?
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