"Ouch!" Li Guodong clutched his stomach. "My stomach, my stomach..."
Du Jianshan looked completely innocent: "Dad, what's wrong?"
"What...what did you put in the soup?" Li Guodong's face turned green, and cold sweat poured down his face.
He knew that little brat had ill intentions!
It gave me a stomachache!
"It's just regular chicken soup..." Du Jianshan said, looking aggrieved. "Dad, why do you think that about me..."
"Fuck you... Ouch!"
Before Li Guodong could finish speaking, he let out a loud fart.
He clenched his butt and rushed to the toilet, yelling, "You little brat... I'll deal with you when I get back!"
Du Jianshan called out to his retreating figure, "Dad, slow down! Don't fall!"
Once the footsteps faded into the distance, Du Jianshan's expression immediately changed.
"Old dog, watch Grandpa give you a good 'rolling bag' moment!"
He suddenly yanked off the mattress.
"Ha! It really is here!"
The passbook was brand new, with the three big characters "Li Guodong" written on it.
Du Jianshan opened it and was so happy he couldn't see his teeth.
"Wow! 1,300 yuan! Old Dog's pretty good at saving!"
He stuffed the passbook into his pocket and swaggered out.
As I passed the nurses' station, I made a point of greeting them: "Hey comrade, my dad went to the restroom, I'm going home to get him some clean clothes!"
The nurse nodded: "Go quickly, your dad ran like the wind just now..."
As soon as Du Jianshan stepped out of the hospital, he could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.
"Awesome! That's fucking awesome!"
He pulled out his bankbook and kissed it: "Dad, your son has avenged you!"
at this time.
In the hospital restroom, Li Guodong squatted on the toilet stall, his stomach churning violently.
"Ouch...that little bastard...he must have drugged me..."
Sweat dripped from his forehead, and his legs trembled uncontrollably.
Suddenly, he felt a jolt.
"wrong!"
Li Guodong slapped his thigh suddenly: "That little brat is suddenly being so attentive... could it be...?"
He panicked when he thought of the savings book hidden under the mattress.
"Damn it! We've fallen for their trap!"
He hurriedly tried to stand up, but as soon as he straightened his back, he was struck by another sharp pain in his stomach.
"Gurgle!"
"Oh my god..."
Li Guodong had to squat down again, his face turning red.
Someone outside knocked impatiently on the door: "Hey buddy inside, hurry up!"
"Screw you!" Li Guodong cursed, "I have diarrhea!"
He was so anxious he was scratching his head, but his stomach just wouldn't cooperate.
Twenty minutes later, Li Guodong finally stood up, leaning against the wall, his legs as weak as noodles.
"You little beast... I'll skin you alive..."
He shakily fastened his belt and limped out.
I bumped into a nurse as soon as I stepped out of the restroom.
"Ouch!" The nurse covered her nose and took two steps back. "Your...smell is really strong..."
Li Guodong ignored them and stumbled towards the ward.
As soon as he entered the room, he rushed to the hospital bed and yanked off the blanket.
Where is my bankbook?
There was nothing under the mattress; not even a scrap of paper remained.
Li Guodong's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets, and all the blood in his body rushed to his head.
"Du Jianshan! I curse your ancestors for eight generations!"
He frantically searched the entire ward, even under the bed, but there was no sign of the bankbook.
"Damn it...damn it..."
Li Guodong was so angry that he was trembling all over. Suddenly remembering something, he turned and rushed out.
"You little beast! I'm going to kill you today!"
He ran panting to the hospital entrance, looking around.
In the distance, Du Jianshan's figure just turned the corner.
"Stop right there!" Li Guodong yelled at the top of his lungs, "Give me back my bankbook!"
He was about to chase after them when his expression suddenly changed.
"Gurgle!"
My stomach started churning again.
"Hold!"
Li Guodong clenched his buttocks, but it was too late.
"Pfft, pfft pfft!"
A stream of heat trickled down his trouser leg.
Passersby covered their noses and made way, exclaiming, "Ouch! This old man's urinated in his pants!"
"How disgusting!"
"How can someone so old still not be able to hold their poop..."
Li Guodong stood frozen in place, his face turning a deep purplish-red.
The nurse who had just passed by exclaimed in surprise, "Oh my! What could you do!"
She pinched her nose, looking disgusted: "This is a hospital, not a public restroom! You're being incredibly inconsiderate!"
The surrounding area immediately erupted in laughter.
Li Guodong wished he could disappear into a crack in the ground.
He walked back with his legs clamped together, looking dejected. His crotch felt sticky, and every step felt like walking on cotton.
Laughter erupted from behind:
"Look at that old geezer!"
"Tsk tsk, still soiling his pants at such an old age..."
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