Li Guifang scooped a spoonful of vermicelli noodles into her bowl and howled at the door curtain in the inner room: "If you don't come soon, the food will get cold!"
After saying that, he invited the rest of the people to start eating!
In this family, generally, if you don’t contribute anything, no food will be left for you. If you are called during meal time and you don’t eat, then there will be no more food!
But Li Mingyu still didn't make any sound. His room was so quiet that one could hear the sound of mice gnawing at the base of the wall.
After the meal, Li Guifang put down her chopsticks, picked up the bowl of rice, and knocked on Li Mingyu's door!
"I'm giving you face, right?" Li Guifang kicked open the paint-chipped wooden door, causing the bowl in her hand to slosh and shake.
Under the small wattage light bulb, Li Mingyu was curled up like a shrimp in the corner of the bed, with his head covered by a blue quilt, just like a rhubarb in the yard in winter!
Li Guifang placed the bowl on the varnished table, placed her hands on her hips, and sneered, "What happened? Were you molested outside, or were you taken to the police station to have your fingerprints taken?"
The ball of maggots in the quilt shivered for once.
"Speak!" She threw back the quilt and bumped into Li Mingyu, whose eyes were red and he was holding the pillow to cover his crotch.
Li Guifang was sharp-eyed and saw a half-open hospital list sticking out from under the bed. The three red words "checkup list" on it made her eyelids twitch.
"You're courting death!" She raised her palm and was about to hit him on the head, but in the end she poked Li Mingyu's forehead and cursed: "You're a twenty-year-old boy, and you go to the hospital and come back and stay in your room to hatch eggs?"
Li Mingyu's already fragile little heart, shattered into many pieces by his mother's words! It fell to the ground and was crushed into pieces!
Finally, he couldn't hold it back any longer and burst into tears with a "wow".
Under Li Guifang's repeated questioning, he blurted out everything about the hospital.
Li Guifang's hand, which was about to slap him because he was being pretentious, froze in mid-air. She burst out laughing, "You looked so shocked, I thought the test actually showed you weren't capable! Is that it?"
She pulled the checklist over and glanced at it. "It's just a little thick skin. It'll be fine if I cut it. Why are you making such a fuss? Liu Dan from the street down the street also had it circumcised last year. Didn't you hear him say it was just a snip and it was done!"
"How old is Liu Dan? I'm a grown man. If I spread my legs there and it gets out, how can I live like a human being?"
Li Mingyu sniffed, his mind full of the gossipy people at the street corner, who were pointing and talking at him while cracking melon seeds.
When that old man used tweezers to peel him today, he felt that life was just like that. If he had to experience it again, it would be better to just kill him!
"Who's still gossiping about this?" Li Guifang shoved the bowl under his nose, unconcerned. "Anyone who dares to say anything will be the one who slipped through the net of the science class!
In the past two years, the health center has been promoting this kind of health knowledge every day, but it really went to waste.”
Li Guifang carefully read the words on the checklist before she remembered the important matter.
On the checkup sheet, it was written in black and white: 'Physiological dysfunction, currently due to the foreskin, it is impossible to have sex.'
"This is a life saver!"
This is perfect, I can clear myself of the matter with Wang Shanshan. How can I get someone pregnant if I can't even stand up?
Li Guifang became more and more excited as she thought about it. "Tomorrow I'll ask Aunt Xie to tell everyone about it. I don't want anyone to dare to spread the story about you and Wang Shanshan."
Li Mingyu's whole body showed his rejection of this matter. He retreated into the quilt again, and the pillow in his hand was almost twisted into a knot.
Li Mingyu covered his ears and protested: "No, no!
Doctor Wang's consulting room didn't even have a curtain, and the young women and girls waiting in line outside could hear it..."
"What's wrong with hearing that?" Li Guifang picked up the kang broom and was about to hit her son, but in the end she poked her son's crotch and scolded him, "Do you think your two pounds of flesh is still a treasure?
Doctors see eight patients a day, why would they want to see this thing of yours?
The sound of Wu Xiaomei trying to suppress her laughter came from the outer room, and Li Mingyu buried his face in the pillow out of embarrassment.
Li Guifang slammed the checklist on the chest of drawers, and the chest of drawers with missing legs shook three times.
"I'll take you to the county hospital tomorrow! They have a separate operating room. After we're done, I'll stew some old hen for you to nourish your body!"
Seeing that his son was still huddled together, he suddenly lowered his voice and said, "If you don't go, I'll tell Aunt Liu at the street corner that you watched it while watching pornographic videos..."
Li Mingyu sat up straight with a jerk, and his forehead hit the hanging light bulb, causing shadows on the wall to tremble.
"Mom!" Li Mingyu blushed and grabbed his mother's clothes. "Then, then you have to ask for three days of sick leave..."
Li Guifang shook off his hand and pulled out a crumpled note from her pocket: "I've already told your chef!"
There was a rustling noise under the window, and Li Guifang picked up the enamel pot and threw it at it: "Who is this chatterbox eavesdropping? Watch out for your ears!"
There was a clang outside, and the man ran away quickly as if a ghost was chasing him.
Well, judging from the sound, Li Jianghai must be gone!
"What did the police say?" She suddenly lowered her voice and poked the red stamp on the inspection form with her fingernails.
Li Mingyu pulled at the loose threads on his quilt. "Officer Xu said this was irrefutable evidence. He took me to the health center today to get a formal certificate. He took it back to the police station, stamped it with the official seal, and then posted it directly on the bulletin board!"
"Stick it on! You must stick it on!"
Li Guifang suddenly took out the crumpled Women's Day flyer from her pocket and slammed it on the kang. "See it? 'Care for health and hygiene!'
Tomorrow, I will post this on the bulletin board at the street corner and ask your Aunt Xie to make twenty copies.
I'm going to post it on Wang Shanshan's doorstep to see if they still dare to slander you!
Li Guifang grew increasingly angry as she spoke, and spat fiercely on the ground: "Bah! You really think you're a manure cart, stinking wherever you go!"
"Mom!" Li Mingyu stamped his feet anxiously, his neck stretched out. "If this gets out, how will your son and I hold our heads up in the street?"
"You're such a coward!" Li Guifang glared at him, annoyed. "Why are you like a coward?"
After saying this, he stirred the cold soup loudly. "If any gossipy woman dares to chew on maggots, I will hold up a loud speaker and shout in the streets, 'Our treasure Mingyu is so precious, wrapped in three layers of satin, that little bitch Wang Shanshan can't even get through the door!'"
Li Guifang shoved the bowl into his hands, turned around and poked him on the forehead: "Eat it quickly, and tomorrow morning come with me to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy two feet of red cloth!"
"What do you need red cloth for?" It's not even Chinese New Year yet, and they're already making new clothes? Silly Li Mingyu had a big question mark hanging over his head!
"Make a banner!" Li Guifang slapped her thigh, spit flying. "Write 'Handle the case impartially and clear my name.' Let's send it to the police station with drums and gongs!"
Then she seemed to remember something and leaned closer to her son, lowering her voice: "Once this is over, I'll take you to get that extra skin shaved off!"
Li Mingyu no longer had the courage to listen. My mother's little mouth was chattering away, even louder than the production team's loudspeaker!
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