Chapter 216 You insisted on eating shit last night, and I couldn’t stop
After my brain went offline for ten seconds, I started to imagine the scene.
It must be that Liang Xiulan took advantage of him being drunk last night, lusted after him, and then forcibly took his body.
This woman seemed cold and indifferent to him, but unexpectedly, she was still conquered by his own charm.
Hehehe!!! Woman, you can't escape.
But he didn't know that his drunken state last night prevented Liang Xiulan from having any evil thoughts towards him.
He was feeling proud when Liang Xiulan slowly opened her eyes and slapped him in the face the first time she saw him.
Jiang Jinzhou was hit so hard that he suddenly became stiff.
I covered my face for several seconds before reacting, "What are you doing? You hit me as soon as I opened my eyes!"
Liang Xiulan glanced at him displeasedly: "I'm not happy with you."
"What are you unhappy about? You were obviously very happy last night!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Liang Xiulan reached out again and twisted his arm hard.
"Fine!"
Jiang Jinzhou gasped in pain, raised his eyebrows and looked at the place where Liang Xiulan's hand had just twisted, which was red and hot.
He was stunned. So, this is how all these bruises came from. He thought...
Overconfidence...
He reached out and pulled her into his arms, then turned over and pressed her under him, holding her hand and asking, "What did you do to me last night?"
Liang Xiulan poked the mark on his arm and said unhappily, "Can't you see it?"
"I've been beating you up all night, I'm exhausted! Get out!"
Jiang Jinzhou frowned, angry and confused: "Why did you hit me?"
"Because you scolded me! I scolded you all night long. I didn't tear your mouth apart or cut your tongue, but that's the least I can do!"
Jiang Jinzhou was petrified, frozen in place, unable to move. "I...did I?"
Liang Xiulan pushed him away, turned over and pulled the hair under his armpits.
He gritted his teeth and said, "Is there? Do you still have the nerve to ask if there is?"
He plucked two of them fiercely.
"If I hadn't sent you back last night, I wouldn't have known you were so resentful towards me!"
Snap! Three more hairs left his body.
Jiang Jinzhou clamped his armpits tightly in pain.
"No, no, no... I don't hold any grudges, actually."
Liang Xiulan then grabbed the hair under his other armpit and said, "No resentment?"
"You scolded me all night without any resentment!"
With one pinch, the three were gone.
Jiang Jinzhou quickly clamped both armpits together.
"Really not. Maybe he was scolding someone else. You heard it wrong."
"You yelled Liang Xiulan with your mouth wide open, and you said I heard it wrong? Jiang Jinzhou, are you so brave as to not admit it?"
Jiang Jinzhou was worried that she would come over and pull his hair again, so he quickly pushed her away and retreated to the bed.
"I was drunk. Besides, you've hurt me so many times, so what if I just cursed you out a bit? I didn't hit you!"
Liang Xiulan sat up and approached him: "You still want to hit me?"
“Come on!”
She suddenly set her eyes on Jiang Jinzhou, and he thought she was interested in him.
The next moment, Liang Xiulan reached out and grabbed it hard.
Seven or eight hairs fell off at once, and Jiang Jinzhou screamed in pain while covering his hands.
He rolled over and fell under the bed with a thud.
I didn't know where to rub it. My butt, head, and hairy places all hurt.
"Liang Xiulan... could you please not be so despicable!"
"I'm despicable? I have even more despicable ones. Do you want to try them?"
Liang Xiulan lay on the edge of the bed and looked at him. The smile on her face made Jiang Jinzhou's hair stand on end.
Jiang Jinzhou curled up in excitement, afraid that Liang Xiulan would pull out all his hair.
"No, no, no, I was wrong!"
Seeing his pitiful and humble face, Liang Xiulan couldn't bring herself to do it.
Considering that he was sincere in admitting his mistake, she stood up with satisfaction, got out of bed, stretched herself and went to the bathroom.
When she came out, she saw Jiang Jinzhou lying on the bed with his legs bent, as if waiting for his favor.
Is he seducing her? Hiss... so flirty...
When her eyes fell on his face, she felt like laughing again.
But she held back and rolled her eyes: "I'm not interested in you like this now, hurry up and put on your clothes and get out of here!"
Jiang Jinzhou felt a sense of loss. Has he lost interest in me so quickly?
Oh... women...
He put on his pants and walked into the bathroom. When he saw himself in the mirror, he suddenly roared.
"Liang Xiulan! What on earth did you do to me? Why did my face become like this?"
"Why is it swollen?"
Liang Xiulan put on her clothes and walked over with a comb. She looked at the bruise on the left side of his face with an innocent look.
"I didn't hurt your face, you fell down yourself!"
"I, I fell, where did I fall?"
Liang Xiulan pointed to the squat toilet and said, "Here, dive in!"
Jiang Jinzhou's eyes suddenly widened: "You're talking nonsense! No matter how drunk I am, I can't possibly stab you in there!"
Liang Xiulan shrugged. "If you don't believe me, forget it. Sigh... It's a pity there's no camera here, otherwise I would have taken a picture of you eating shit last night as evidence."
"Eat, eat shit?" Jiang Jinzhou's head suddenly exploded. Why would he eat shit?
Liang Xiulan nodded seriously, "Yeah, you insisted on eating shit last night, and I couldn't stop myself from pooping."
Jiang Jinzhou's stomach was churning. He forced himself not to believe Liang Xiulan's words. He would not eat shit!
But there was an inexplicable foul smell in my stomach.
He dry heaved a few times and asked tremblingly, "Really? Did I eat it?"
I hope Liang Xiulan will say: I was just kidding.
But she told him seriously: "Be more confident and remove the word 'ma'!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Jinzhou suddenly rushed to the squat toilet and began to vomit violently.
“Uh… uh uh…”
I almost vomited my stomach.
"Why didn't you hold me back?"
"Why didn't I poop? If I didn't poop, would you scold me all night?"
Jiang Jinzhou brushed his teeth frantically for five minutes, but he still felt nauseous.
After rinsing his mouth with three cups of water, he still insisted on going to the hospital for gastric lavage.
After hearing his situation, the doctor said calmly, "It's okay. That thing is soft and easy to digest. I ate it last night, so I guess it was digested this morning.
Even if it's not digested, it will be excreted. Don't worry, eating your own feces won't cause poisoning!"
For three consecutive days, Jiang Jinzhou had no appetite, felt nauseous at the sight of a toilet, and even at the smell of feces.
Especially when I was defecating, I felt nauseous.
He was just drunk, why would he be so stupid as to eat shit? And whose shit was it?
Yang Jinbao saw him coming out of the bathroom and starting to retch again. He asked curiously, "Are you pregnant by someone?"
Jiang Jinzhou held his forehead helplessly: "Go away! I just have an upset stomach."
"Why would you feel bad when everything is fine?"
Jiang Jinzhou pursed his lips tightly, not daring to say anything, but when he thought about it, he felt like vomiting again.
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