Chapter 217 Do you always feel like you have eaten shit?
A week later, Hu Dabiao came to call him again, and found an excuse to ask him to meet Liang Xiulan.
"Come over to my house for a drink tonight?"
When Jiang Jinzhou heard about drinking, his face was full of resistance.
"I have something to do tonight, so I won't go!"
"What could have happened to you? Is there a woman hiding in the house?"
"No, I don't want to drink. I hurt my stomach last time I drank."
"Then I won't drink. I bought a crib. Please assemble it for me. I can't do it myself."
"I really don't want to drink!"
"No, no, I won't let you drink!"
Hu Dabiao repeatedly promised that he was simply asked to assemble the crib, so Jiang Jinzhou had no choice but to go.
This time, Liang Xiulan did not avoid him like before, and even took the initiative to greet him.
"Coming?"
"Um!"
"Have you eaten yet?"
"without!"
Liang Xiulan saw that he seemed to have lost weight. "Have you not eaten in the past few days? How come you have lost so much weight?"
"Well, my stomach hurts. I can't eat."
Liang Xiulan swept her nose and wondered, he wouldn't still care about eating shit, right?
Is this causing any psychological problems? Do you want to explain?
Later I thought about it and decided to forget it. He shouldn’t be that fragile.
"Are you hungry?"
"kind of."
"Oh, wait a minute, I'll heat up your food after I go to the bathroom."
Go to the toilet? Heat up food?
Jiang Jinzhou immediately had a physiological reaction and began to retch again.
"Uh... Liang Xiulan... uh... no! Uh..."
He wanted to say that shit was not his staple food. Besides, it was so presumptuous to eat shit in someone else's house.
Seeing that he was vomiting so much that he could hardly stand up straight, Liang Xiulan was certain that this was a psychological disorder and there was no doubt about it.
Why does he believe everything she says? Even something like eating shit? Is he an idiot?
"No, Jiang Jinzhou, have you always felt like you've really eaten shit?"
Jiang Jinzhou vomited so much that tears came out. He looked up at her, a little unable to believe his ears.
"What do you mean?"
Liang Xiulan wiped his tears with a piece of paper and couldn't help laughing.
"I was just teasing you. How could I just watch you eat shit?"
"So, I didn't eat it, and you've been lying to me?"
Liang Xiulan blinked: "What else?"
Jiang Jinzhou was so angry that he couldn't speak and pointed at her for a long time.
"You! Do you know how I've been spending these past few days?"
"When I think of shit, I want to throw up! When I eat, I want to throw up! When I poop, I want to throw up!"
"The words 'eat shit' have been echoing in my head for a long time. I'm having nightmares! Tell me now that you're lying to me."
"Are you trying to piss me off to death?"
Liang Xiulan: Are you still not happy? Why did you make unnecessary explanations just now?
"Look, I lied to you and told you that you ate shit, and you believed me. Now I'm telling you that you didn't eat shit, and you're unhappy again. Do you really want to eat shit yourself?"
Before Jiang Jinzhou could refute, Hu Dabiao came out of Liang Xiujuan's room excitedly.
"Who ate shit? I just heard you say who ate shit? Is that true?"
Liang Xiulan puffed out her cheeks and raised her chin towards Jiang Jinzhou.
Hu Dabiao's face was suddenly filled with shock.
He grabbed Jiang Jinzhou's shoulders with extreme excitement.
"Dude! Did you eat shit? When did you develop this hobby? What does it taste like? Tell me quickly! Does it smell good or bad?"
Stinky tofu smells bad but tastes good. He has always been curious whether feces also smell bad but taste good. Otherwise, why do dogs love to eat feces so much?
Jiang Jinzhou collapsed, covering his face and letting out low growls.
"Ah... Liang Xiulan... I'm really impressed..."
She shook off Hu Dabiao's hand, rushed into the bathroom, and locked the door quickly.
I don't want to see these two people.
He originally wanted to calm down, but Hu Dabiao was talking to Liang Xiulan outside.
"What happened to him? Has his secret been discovered? He stopped hiding it? He started eating openly?"
Liang Xiulan still puffed out her cheeks and didn't want to explain.
He was unhappy when people said he ate shit, and now he’s also unhappy when people say he didn’t eat shit. There are so many things to worry about!
"Ask him yourself. I don't know."
After saying that, he went to the kitchen to heat up the food.
After Jiang Jinzhou finished using the toilet, he opened the door and saw Hu Dabiao leaning against the toilet door, looking at him expectantly.
Before Hu Dabiao could even open his mouth, Jiang Jinzhou said coldly, "What do you want? Are you waiting to eat shit?"
Hu Dabiao chuckled and said, "I won't compete with you!"
Jiang Jinzhou really couldn't bear it anymore, so he raised his hand and punched Hu Dabiao hard in the chest.
"I didn't eat! I didn't eat! I didn't eat!"
"I was drunk, and she lied to me and said I ate it. I was sick for a week! Got it?"
"How could I be so stupid as to eat shit!"
Hu Dabiao covered his chest with one hand and his mouth with the other, and laughed so hard that he almost choked.
"How can you be sure that she lied to you before and what she just said is true?"
"What if she feels sorry for you and deliberately lies to you that you didn't eat it?"
Jiang Jinzhou: You can’t get over the hurdle of eating shit, right?
Pick up the wooden support of the crib and hit him hard on the leg.
"Will you shut up? If you keep talking, I won't do it to you!"
"Okay, okay, I'll shut up, you do it, I'll go with my wife!"
As he said that, he fled into Liang Xiujuan's house in a panic.
He wasn't going to accompany his wife, he was going to share the joy.
When it came to the topic of Jiang Jinzhou eating shit, the couple laughed for five or six minutes, and even woke up their child with laughter.
The culprit, Liang Xiulan, was quietly watching him painstakingly install the crib.
"Are you really not hungry?"
Jiang Jinzhou was full of resentment: "I'm not hungry!"
He said he was not hungry, but since he knew he didn't eat shit, his appetite has increased and he eats like crazy.
How could he not be hungry? He has been hungry for a week.
He was almost vomiting bile this week, and today he finally had a full meal.
During the meal, he couldn't resist Hu Dabiao's temptation and drank two glasses.
But it was only two cups. He didn't dare drink more, for fear that he would be stupid enough to eat shit.
After drinking and playing with the child for a while, he was about to leave.
Hu Dabiao suddenly said: "You can't drive after drinking!"
He never cared about this in normal times, and he was just telling it to Liang Xiulan.
Jiang Jinzhou pretended to be embarrassed: "What should I do then?"
Hu Dabiao said towards Liang Xiujuan's room: "Why don't you let my aunt take you there..."
Liang Xiujuan received the signal and quickly cooperated.
"Sister, do you want to go and see me off?"
The three of them were plotting against Liang Xiulan alone. Liang Xiulan felt that if she didn't take the bait, she would be letting down the couple's good intentions.
She silently put down the pieces of paper she was folding and walked out of the room.
She really was... a little bit missing a man.
Some openings, once opened, become rivers and are difficult to stop.
When they returned to Jiang Jinzhou's rental house, the two of them instantly became passionate.
Panting, Liang Xiulan held his face in her arms, her voice trembling, "I don't want to get pregnant before marriage."
Jiang Jinzhou replied in a low voice: "Okay..."
The riverbed had been dry for a long time and was finally watered by the rain. Two lonely hearts were filled with each other's tenderness that night.
Love is not only the communication between life and spirit, but also the harmony between..., which makes the other person intoxicated and dreamy, so that he (she) cannot be without him (her).
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