"A good show? What kind of good show? Where can we find a good show this early in the morning?" Jiang Xun asked in confusion.
Ye Li snorted: "You queued for me for a long time, and I waited for a while. Finally it was my turn, but that old lady You rushed out and tried to cut in line! How infuriating!"
"I heard your argument." Jiang Xun said.
"I heard you but you didn't come to help me! Not only was I squeezed in, but I was almost pushed to the ground by that old lady! Luckily I could still endure it. If I had shit my pants in public, I would never be able to hold my head up in my life!" Ye Li couldn't help but blame Jiang Xun.
Jiang Xun chuckled twice: "Isn't it just pooping your pants? You don't have to be unable to hold your head up for the rest of your life!"
"You're still laughing!" Ye Li raised his hand and pinched his waist.
"Don't move. If you keep pinching like this, what if the car flips over?"
"Humph, I'm angry!"
"Don't be angry. I was almost at the door when I heard you arguing with Aunt You. What a waste of time it would be if I went back? What if she had gone in by the time I got there? What else can I do except wait with you? Instead, why not take me out on my bike to take you to the toilet? Wouldn't that be much faster?"
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"That's right." Ye Li nodded. He had to admire Jiang Xun's timely decision.
If she was one minute later, she would really be embarrassed!
"So what's the good show you're talking about?"
"Hehe." Ye Li laughed twice, "When I was arguing with Old Lady You just now, the toilet paper in her pocket fell out. She didn't notice it herself, but I did. I didn't say anything, but stepped on her toilet paper and kicked it aside! If she has finished using the toilet now, she must have found that she has no toilet paper to use! Haha! If the neighbors in our alley are not kind, she will just squat in the toilet!"
Jiang Xun couldn't help but smile bitterly when he heard this: "Can you still do this?"
"Of course I can! Why can't I? This old lady is so mean. If I don't teach her a lesson, she will do it again in the future! How is it? How is my performance?"
"Well, my wife did a great job!"
"Hehe." Ye Li felt happy. At this moment, she really couldn't wait to see the miserable look of Old Madam You.
Jiang Xun and Ye Li returned home, washed their hands, and went to Zhao Xingmei's room to eat.
A large round table was set up in the room. This table was often used for eating in the past. After the family split up, this round table was rarely taken out. During the Mid-Autumn Festival a few days ago, this table came in handy.
Today, there were many people eating, so Zhao Xingmei set up the round table again.
As soon as Jiang Xun and Ye Li sat down, Zhao Xingmei asked, "Why did you come just now? Others are almost finished with their meals, but you just sat down!"
"Mom, I went to queue up for the toilet, but there were too many people, so I just came back." Ye Li said.
"There are many people in our alley but few toilets. It's okay in the summer, but in the winter, the queues are even longer!" Zhao Xingmei said as she served Ye Li a bowl of rice.
Breakfast was steamed buns and millet porridge, with a plate of pickled radish strips. In the middle of the table was a plate of cut salted eggs. The eggs had been pickled for so long that they were almost rotten, and the salt had soaked into them, making them very salty.
Ye Li doesn't like pickled eggs, he only eats steamed buns and radish strips.
"Sister-in-law." Wang Sha got out of bed this morning, and Jiang Rui helped her in. His demeanor was like that of the old Buddha in the palace. As soon as she sat down, Jiang Rui immediately set the table and handed the chopsticks to her. "Did you sleep well last night? Did Miaomiao disturb you there?"
Ye Li smiled and shook his head: "No, Miaomiao sleeps very well. Although it was a bit crowded last night, she slept well!"
"Miao Miao has caused you trouble." Wang Sha said politely.
After hearing this, Jiang Rui's eyes widened: "Wife, when did you become so polite?
Wang Sha rolled her eyes at him: "What do you know?"
"No trouble!" Ye Li said again, "Miao Miao is very cute and sensible. She and I get along well. I like her very much!"
Zhao Xingmei had originally wondered if Ye Li would be unhappy about this, but after hearing what she said, she felt relieved: "Anyway, I troubled both of you last night!"
"Mom, you are so polite! Miaomiao is very well behaved, I like her very much!"
"Thank you, Mom knows you are sensible! I will always remember your kindness!" said Zhao Xingmei.
Seeing her mother-in-law praising her, Ye Li also hurriedly said, "Mom, I am so lucky to have such a considerate mother-in-law like you! You don't have to be so polite to me. Although Miaomiao is Wang Sha's daughter, she is still a family member after all! I have nothing to be wronged for giving a little to our family!"
"Good, good." Zhao Xingmei praised her eldest daughter-in-law again in her heart.
Once again, I secretly sighed that my son's decision was right.
This time, the Jiang family has found a treasure!
Wang Sha originally wanted to listen to Ye Li's complaints, as this would surely make her mother-in-law feel uncomfortable. However, who would have thought that Ye Li was not fooled at all, and what he said was even more beautiful than singing.
These words really touched her heart. She looked so happy that her face almost turned into a *flower!
Wang Sha snorted inwardly, lowered her head to prepare for dinner, and found that her mother was not there. The meal was halfway late, and she didn't know where she was: "Where is my mother?"
Wang Rui was eating steamed buns and salted eggs with his head down, muttering in his heart about how stingy the Jiang family was.
Instead of soy milk and fried dough sticks for breakfast, they gave us steamed buns and millet porridge. An egg was split into two halves, and they were salted eggs that were so salty that they were nauseating. How stingy, really stingy!
"Wang Rui? Where's mom?"
"Ah? Going to the toilet!" Wang Rui said.
"This person has been gone for so long, why hasn't he come back yet?" Zhao Xingmei felt that the person had been gone for a long time, the food was almost cold, but he still hadn't come back.
Ye Li heard it but pretended not to hear it.
"Ye Li, you go to the toilet..." Zhao Xingmei asked.
"Mom, I didn't go to the toilet in our alley because it was too crowded! Jiang Xun took me there on his bike!" Ye Li said.
"Oh. There are so many people in the morning! Don't go to the toilet at this time next time." Zhao Xingmei muttered.
"Go and take a look." Wang Sha poked Jiang Rui and asked him to go and see why his mother-in-law had not returned yet.
Wang Rui had just picked up a steamed bun and was about to eat. Now he was asked to go to the toilet to look for someone. He was not happy: "Wife, that's the women's toilet and it's not convenient for me to go there! Our mother is such a big person, how can she fall into the toilet?"
"Yes, my brother-in-law is right! Sister, you worry about nothing all day long!" Wang Rui also said.
at this time.
You Aicong in the toilet had been squatting until his legs and feet were numb from exhaustion.
She was eating when her stomach suddenly gave her a signal, so she went to the toilet. Actually, she wasn't that desperate, but she saw Ye Li had already lined up at the door, so she simply pretended to be unable to hold it and cut in line.
Who would have thought that he cut in line and lost the toilet paper.
When she ran out of toilet paper, she borrowed some.
This is really weird. No one who used the toilet lent her the money.
When she cut in line, everyone behind her was watching! When she cut in line, it affected more than one person! Moreover, her attitude was so bad that no one wanted to pay attention to her.
She asked someone to pass a message to Wang Sha, asking her to bring two pieces of paper, but no one paid any attention to her.
So, she could only squat on the toilet and could not move. Her legs were numb from squatting, so she switched her left leg to her right leg, squatting until her legs were trembling with exhaustion, but she could not move.
Without her fingers, she couldn't wipe her butt.
I can only endure it like this.
Time passed minute by minute. Ye Li finished his breakfast, went back to the room, called Jiang Miao, helped her wash her face and hands, and sent her to her mother-in-law's room to eat.
When she came out, Jiang Xun was already waiting for her in the yard pushing a cart.
"The old lady is still in the bathroom. Do you want to tell Wang Sha?" Jiang Xun felt that time was running out and was afraid that the old lady could not hold on any longer.
"No." Ye Li snorted, "Let's see how long she can hold out! Let's go! She will definitely come out!"
Someone has to give her some toilet paper, right?
As long as she has a better attitude, no one will make things difficult for her.
"That's right!" Jiang Xun said with a smile, "There will always be someone to give her some warmth. However, she is old, if she gets hurt after being tired for a long time, I'm afraid she will cause trouble to you again!"
"Can she cause trouble to me? She has been gone for such a long time, and her son and daughter don't worry about her, so why should we worry about her?" Ye Li became angry when she thought of the old lady pushing her just now.
But, she couldn't go that far after all: "Forget it, I'll go and remind them."
Ye Li knocked on Wang Sha's door: "Wang Sha, Aunt You has been in the toilet for quite some time, right? She hasn't come back yet, go check on her! She went to the toilet before me."
After hearing this, Wang Sha waved her hand impatiently: "Sister-in-law, don't worry about it. How could my mother fall into the toilet at such a grown-up level? Maybe she was chatting with someone, so it's normal for her to come back a little late!"
Her mother used to do that too.
"I have told you everything. Don't blame me when the time comes." Ye Li said all the ugly words in advance.
"Why should I blame you? Sister-in-law, you are really interesting."
Ye Li reminded him, and came out of the house to tell Jiang Xun about the situation: "I have reminded him, whether you go to find someone or not, this is not my business!"
"Well, it's getting late, let's go!"
"Okay!" Ye Li nodded.
Just as the couple was about to leave, the neighbor from the next yard ran in in a panic: "Oh no, oh no! Something happened! Jiang Xun, go and call your brother and your sister-in-law to help in the bathroom!"
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