When he heard that he had to go to the toilet to help, Ye Li immediately understood what was happening.
She still had some doubts in her heart, so she asked her neighbor, "Aunt Zhang, what happened?"
"Wang Sha's mother fell into the toilet!"
"What?" Ye Li was stunned. "Did he really fall in?"
"That's right. How could I lie to you?" Aunt Zhang didn't bother to talk to Ye Li anymore. She just yelled in the yard, "Jiang Rui, Wang Sha, come out! Come out quickly! Your old lady fell into the toilet!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Jiang Rui and Wang Jin hurriedly ran out of the house.
"Fell into the toilet? Is that true?"
"How can I lie to you? Hurry up and go, everyone is dragging your mother out of the bathroom now!"
"Ah?" Jiang Rui couldn't believe his ears.
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"What? My mother fell into the toilet, go and get her out quickly! Wang Jin, you go too, you go quickly too!" Wang Sha became anxious when she heard this, and hurriedly urged her younger brother to follow her.
"Go, I'll go right away, don't worry, wife!"
Jiang Rui and Wang Jin ran to the toilet. Other people in the yard heard about it, and they didn't care about their classes anymore, and rushed to the toilet as well.
Aunt Jiang was the most active. She always said that her legs and feet were not good, that they hurt all over, and that she couldn't walk properly.
When he heard that someone had fallen into the toilet, he was so excited that he rushed out as if he had pressed on Hot Wheels under his feet.
"Hey, Aunt Jiang, your leg doesn't hurt anymore?" Zhao Xingmei came out of the house. When she heard that her relative had fallen into the toilet, she hurried out to check. As soon as she came out, she met the excited Aunt Jiang.
"It hurts! My leg pain won't stop me from watching the fun! He fell into the toilet. I've never seen an adult fall into the toilet in my life! This is really rare. I really need to go and see it!"
Zhao Xingmei rolled her eyes: "Schadenfreude!"
Everyone in the yard ran to the toilet to see what was happening, but Ye Li urged Jiang Xun: "Let's go, let's go to work!"
Jiang Xun smiled and asked her, "Don't you want to see the fun?"
"I don't want to watch it anymore." Ye Li said with a look of disgust, "What's so good about falling into the toilet? It's so disgusting just thinking about it! It would be even more disgusting if it was fished out, covered in shit and urine... I can't stand it, I really can't stand it!"
It would be better to leave quickly before Old Lady You is fished out of the water.
Jiang Xun drove Ye Li to work. Ye Li was in a good mood along the way, with his legs shaking in the air.
At this moment, Mrs. You in the public toilet was in a very bad mood.
It was her bad luck.
Everyone who had used the restroom had left, and she was the only one left. She searched her body to find something to wipe her butt. After searching for a while, she took out two bills from her trouser pocket.
One is fifty cents and one is one dollar.
It’s not enough to wipe it clean with one, and it’s a pity to use two.
It costs 1.5 yuan to take a shit. This 1.5 yuan is enough to buy 6 to 7 kilograms of eggs.
She couldn't bear to do that.
Old Mrs. You thought about it for a long time, and finally decided that if it really didn't work, she could just use her fingers to touch it a few times. At worst, she could just go home and wash her hands!
When you go back, use soap and wash your hands more often, won’t that make them clean?
After You Ai made the decision, he stuffed the money into his pocket. After finally stuffing it in, when he took his hand back, another bill accidentally came out and fell into the toilet.
She reached out to grab it hastily, but missed the money and it fell into the toilet.
This is one dollar!
You Aicong looked at the disgusting toilet, but she couldn't bear to part with the money. She thought about it and thought that she could use a stick to dig out the money and wash it. So she decided to wipe her butt with her hands first.
As she tilted her body, before her hands could reach her buttocks, she felt her legs cramp and tremble, and she cried out in pain.
Aunt Zhang from the next yard happened to go to the toilet. When she saw her crying, she hurriedly asked her what was wrong.
"I have a cramp, I have a cramp..."
Aunt Zhang wanted to help her, but she said, "I haven't wiped my butt yet. There's no paper, no paper..."
Aunt Zhang gave her two pieces of paper. She wiped it roughly, stood up and quickly pulled up her trousers.
Perhaps she had been squatting for too long. When she stood up suddenly, her blood couldn't keep up. Her eyes went dark, one foot stepped out of the pit, and the other foot tripped. She stumbled, and brought her foot back, stepping blindly, and ended up stepping into the pit.
You Ai was terrified.
Fortunately, she reacted quickly and grabbed the edge of the pit with one hand, so her body and legs did not fall into the pit.
Aunt Zhang felt sick and anxious when she saw this. She comforted You Aicong with a few words and then hurried back to call for help.
When Jiang Rui and Wang Jin arrived, You Aicong was about to fall.
The old lady looked thin, but her arms were still strong.
She clutched the edge tightly and cried loudly: "Son, son-in-law, you are finally here, please save me!"
Seeing this, Jiang Rui and Wang Jin vomited the breakfast they had just eaten.
Behind the two people, many neighbors came to watch the fun.
Seeing the old lady's condition, everyone grinned and frowned.
Despite this, the enthusiasm for watching the fun remains unabated. Even with their noses covered and their lips pursed, people insist on watching the fun to the end.
"Mom, hold on for a while. I...I'll go to the yard to get a rope! Then we'll pull you up!" Jiang Rui really couldn't do it, because there was a manure pit under the pit.
The manure water here is very high. Fortunately, it is autumn now, so it is not so smelly, but it still stinks.
"I'll fall in when you get the rope!" You Aizhong screamed like crazy, "Hurry up and pull me up, pull my arms! Each of you use one arm to pull me up!"
Jiang Rui was reluctant, but there was nothing he could do so he had to go ahead.
Seeing that his mother-in-law's book was covered in feces, he really didn't want to touch it at all.
Wang Rui couldn't stand it when he saw it.
"Or, I'll go put on a pair of gloves..." Jiang Rui felt his stomach churning. If he really helped the old lady, he would be so nauseated that he wouldn't be able to eat for three days.
"Fuck your grandma! Hurry up, pull me up!!!" the old lady screamed like crazy.
"Hurry up, this old lady is exhausted."
"Yes, now the hand is still outside, that's easy! Wait until it falls in, then you will have a headache!"
The neighbors all advised against it.
Jiang Rui and Wang Jin had no choice but to bite the bullet and pull it, each using one arm, and vomiting as they pulled.
"One, two, three, come up!"
After great efforts, the two men finally pulled the old lady out of the pit. Looking at the yellow, black... thin and sticky substances on her body, the two men vomited violently again.
I'm going to vomit up even the food I ate the night before.
When the neighbors saw this, they all covered their noses and retreated away.
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