Chapter 1: The Narrator is Too Jerky! tushumi.cc



(Brain storage space~)

(A place to store erotic organs~)

(Friendly reminder: If you prefer a straightforward approach, you can skip the past life section and go directly to the reincarnation world, then turn the page to the narration.)

(Your continued reading is the author's motivation to work tirelessly!)

...

"What's wrong? What's bothering you?" A masked man approached Ji Xiao.

"You were invited to the ball too? My confession just now was terrible, wasn't it?" Ji Xiao touched her face, wiped away her tears, and put the wine bottle on the ground.

The wind on the bridge carried his sorrow far away...

“Ha, I know you well.” The man handed over a black card and added, “I know you better than you think.”

Ji Xiao took the black card, which had a flower pattern shimmering on it, but he didn't recognize it.

"Who are you……"

"Who I am is not important." The man patted Ji Xiao on the shoulder: "What's important is that we will officially meet one day."

"By the way, it's windy on the bridge, go home early."

"Varied……"

...

"Thump—"

"Someone has fallen into the water!!!"

...

[Good news! You've been reincarnated, and you even come with your own data template and a cute narrator!]

"Bad news!"

How did you know there was more bad news?!

"!!!?"

[You've been castrated. Congratulations on becoming a eunuch! Your father is so proud!]

"Get out of here!"

[Can't hit it! Hehehe~]

...

"Bang--"

Before she could continue arguing with the narrator, Ji Xiao felt the earth shaking all around her.

There were also the crisp sounds of blades slicing around, and the horse's neighing stopped abruptly!

"Protect Baron Galli!"

"Damn brat!"

"The arrow is poisoned! Be careful!!!"

"Retreat! Retreat now!"

Ji Xiao finally opened her eyes, looked around, and barely realized that she was in a carriage, and an overturned one at that.

"Your Highness, I beg you."

A woman peeked outside through the curtains, then tossed Ji Xiao and a ruby ​​into a box.

She then closed the box, pulled a dagger from under her skirt, and rushed out.

Ji Xiao didn't know what was happening outside, but she could hear the woman's screams.

Then, Ji Xiao fainted, the red gem shimmering in her hand.

...

【woke up? 】

"She should be awake..." Ji Xiao rubbed her eyes, looking at her small hands, as if she could see something else.

Name: Elsie Tiran (Female)

Races: Vampire (72%), Descendant of Heroes (12%), Human (16%)

Age: 0 years and 6 months

Occupation: None

Level: 0

Potential: SSS+

Innate Talent: Gift of Blood (0/3)

Martial Arts: None

Demonic Path: None

Equipment: Light clothing (Defense +1), Blood Stone (Perception +100)

Ji Xiao looked at the data template with great satisfaction; the potential of SSS+ was clearly promising for the future.

And that Blood Stone is fantastic, it's a god-tier weapon given at the start of the game.

You've overlooked something important.

"?"

[Female!]

"..."

"Holy crap!?"

Ji Xiao hurriedly checked her lower body, then felt utterly hopeless.

【Oh, what's the big deal? You never even used it in your past life, so it doesn't matter whether you have it or not!】

"You're saying that sounds nice..."

【Of course it sounds good, it's not like I'm the one who got scolded~(?w?)】

"Look at your pathetic self!"

Where am I right now?

Ji Xiao pushed open the box, her small eyes peering into the darkness.

Not long ago, it seemed that the carriage was being moved by something?

Suddenly, a cluster of firelight flashed, and three green goblins draped in strips of cloth flashed past.

Three goblins were seen circling around the carriage. Undoubtedly, you still had the carriage; the key point is that it had become their spoils.

It seems the goblin royal family has established territory in these nearby mountains, and the wagons are being used as tribute to the royal family.

But you can't guarantee that some curious imp won't sneak into the carriage and discover you, this extremely alluring vampire female.

"What are you fantasizing about when I'm only 6 months old?! 〣(oΔo)〣"

"Rather than this unnecessary explanation, the important thing is how to get me out of the goblin's lair, isn't it?"

[Hiss—you're absolutely right!]

"Right? Right?" Ji Xiao acted cute and obedient.

If you die, then I'll be gone too.

“That’s right! That’s right!” Ji Xiao said, hands on her hips. Perhaps it was a characteristic of vampires, but at six months old, she was already able to stand on her own for short periods of time.

Now you can shout for help.

Because I'm just a harmless narrator!

Are you hoping the narrator will save you?!?

"Oh my god!" Ji Xiao exclaimed in despair, her character also crumbling: "Who reincarnates with a useless narrator who only knows how to make sarcastic remarks?!"

You can scream your lungs out, but I can't save you. (°ー°〃)

【but……】

"But?" Upon hearing this, Ji Xiao immediately dropped her act and obediently sat down.

However, I can record the entire process of you being tortured by goblins, so that it can be viewed by any potential next host.

"..."

Okay, this narration is ruined. Someone, drag it away. (Ji Xiao vomiting blood image)

It seems like I only have one valuable thing on my whole body?

The beginner's artifact, "Blood Stone," can increase perception by 100!

Although it has no lethal power, Ji Xiao can sense the surrounding situation through the raw stone.

"I should be on the third level of the cave, and it will take me through 17 stone chambers to escape the goblin's lair."

This Bloodstone is amazing!

It's practically like she has a cheat code for seeing through walls; she can now use the Blood Stone to obtain the entire map of the Goblin's Lair.

"There were a total of 272 small goblins, 2 giant goblins and 1 goblin priest on the way."

Seeing you use the limited resources to embark on your path to survival makes me very proud. t^t

"If you don't speak, no one will treat you like you don't exist!" Ji Xiao clenched her small fists.

[Actually, you can see the item descriptions; you just need to touch them. This is a built-in ability I just discovered, so this narrator is actually quite useful!]

"Yes!" Ji Xiao looked excitedly at the Blood Stone in his hand.

A line of narration appeared on the screen.

【"Blood Stone" (Perception +100): A gem imbued with immense magical power, engraved with the Tiran family's tracking array. It can be found anywhere, along with the person bound to it. The current bound person is Elsie Tiran.】

"..."

[...]

Ji Xiao stared at the blue pop-up window on the Blood Stone, along with the accompanying commentary, which was also blue.

"If you add a few more punctuation marks, I won't recognize you anymore!?"

"You really think I'm a three-year-old?!"

【Damn it, you actually found out? (′⌒`?)】

I received the item description the moment you touched the raw stone. Whether I tell you or not is my business. All I can say is...

[Hehehe! Go ahead and hit me! You can't hit me~~~]

The blue pop-up window nimbly dodged Ji Xiao's heavy punch, just as a commotion came from outside the carriage...

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