Good morning everyone, this is Leon Cabreen, who once wanted to stay home. But today, as usual, I woke up exceptionally early so I wouldn't linger in bed.
It was probably yesterday morning, and in a state where I couldn't see the surrounding scenery and could only barely appreciate the wonders of the rainforest by the rising sun, that I arrived at the free apartment that has recently become a hot topic of conversation.
As expected of a free apartment, there are no deposits or handling fees, and no rent is required. At this time, lunch and dinner are provided, and you can even take a nap. In fact, you can sleep all day. In short, no one will suddenly appear to disturb your enjoyment.
It's worth mentioning that the villa is built with warm-feeling wood, probably from some kind of tree in the rainforest, and uses a floating, suspended style, so there's no need to worry about it feeling grounded.
The only downside is the lack of natural light, given that it's in a rainforest. However, the villa has a soft, large bed (made of straw), a luxury that even many big cities don't offer.
Although it may attract insects, it is made of grass after all, and it is not recommended for girls to live alone, but it is very suitable for boys. It is suggested that you bring your best buddy to live with you, then you will not have to worry about rent at all.
The toilet uses the most popular spiral toilet bowl with a void space design, which can relieve itself in any corner of the room at any time, which is incredibly convenient. However, when the toilet is full, you need to go to the corner of the room to empty it yourself.
The only drawback is that there's no running water, but it doesn't affect my eating. After all, I have magic, and my magic power can be gathered after I wake up in the morning. My mom no longer has to worry about me washing my hands before meals and after using the toilet, so it's still quite hygienic.
Next, I'll share about the daily meals. Except for breakfast, lunch and dinner are provided on time. For others with larger appetites (like Lilith), the portions might not be enough, but for me, it's more than enough.
It must be said that a master chef is stationed outside the villa, who can make even simple vegetables and meats taste incredibly delicious, and even provides complimentary fruit to ensure adequate nutrition.
Next, I will introduce the most crucial point, which is also the point that everyone is most concerned about: the defense system.
Needless to say, this fence, made of hollowed-out ancient iron vine, has an absolutely first-class security effect. No matter how hard you knock or pull, it won't budge. Although it can be easily opened with magic, seeing such a stylish and sturdy villa, I believe no thief would want to come in.
However... criminals will come in.
Because this is a prison!
I originally planned to just wait and wait for that old man to catch those two idiots quickly, but... I waited all day and didn't see him at all. And because of the misunderstanding, that bastard has completely regarded me as a perverted brat who would kidnap the Holy Beast (that big dog).
Yes, on the day I was thrown into jail, a guard came to watch over me.
The other person was also a bronze-skinned orc, but a woman. Judging from her appearance, she was probably someone who practiced external martial arts. Although her figure wasn't as good as Lilith's, she had a large bust.
I shouted that I had done nothing wrong, that I had just happened to see the big dog being kidnapped and helped it out. In other words, I was the great benefactor who saved your sacred beast, and I had nothing to do with those kidnappers.
However... crying out for justice was ultimately useless. The orc female guard completely ignored what I said and, from who knows where, brought out a full bucket of cold water and splashed it on me as I was making a scene.
There was absolutely no room for negotiation, they wouldn't listen to my explanations, and they would even do extreme things to a child like me.
She's a real shrew!
Immediately afterwards, the orc female guard would stare at me with eyes that looked at me like I was trash.
"You perverted brat! How dare you treat the Holy Beast like that!"
Hearing her words, my whole body jolted.
Not only did they strip me naked, but they also let such a beautiful, big-breasted woman see me completely naked, and even soaked me to the bone, in addition to verbally abusing me with vulgar language.
It did make me feel depressed.
The agreement was that no one was allowed to touch me until the old man returned. Are these guys planning to completely disregard the old man's orders?
"Ah... what will become of me?"
I don't know, whether I'm chopped into pieces and boiled, or thrown out to feed the wolves... Anyway... Sylvie, please protect me!
"Achoo!"
Stop joking around. This shrew actually poured cold water on me. The sun hasn't even fully risen yet. Is she trying to freeze me to death?
In short... I quickly gathered my magic power and used fire magic to raise my body temperature to avoid catching a cold.
~~~
Another day has passed...
The old man who chased the foolish kidnapper still hasn't returned. Could he have been killed by the kidnapper's accomplice who suddenly appeared?
—No, no, no! Please don't do that.
In that case, I would have absolutely no chance to explain myself, and I might be executed immediately.
This environment, coupled with being completely naked all day, made my inner unease begin to stir.
Lilith and Julius aren't here either. To be honest, if I were to die in the rainforest for no reason, there wouldn't even be anyone to collect my body... and my corpse would probably be thrown out to feed the wolves.
After all, these orcs don't look like a race that eats human flesh.
—No, no, no! That would be a truly gruesome death. Even in hell, they wouldn't be left with a complete corpse—a ghost cobbled together from various parts. (This is a reference to Frankenstein's monster from *Hotel Transylvania*.)
I felt very uneasy, even a little scared.
Therefore, I decided to try to escape from prison, to the world's top escape artist.
So, after waiting for the orc female guard to bring me a delicious lunch, I quietly cast a spell—a warm wind spell that combined wind and fire, probably one that would induce a state of languor.
In short, under such magic, the whole room would become warm and cozy, and the orc female guard would doze off at this time, eventually falling asleep.
"Isn't this a bit too easy?"
I didn't care about anything else. It seemed that apart from the female orc guarding me, there was no one else loitering around the prison. So I swaggered out of the cell and climbed down the wooden ladder.
"Wow..."
Beyond the wooden stairs lies a wondrous and fantastical landscape.
It felt like stepping into a fantasy manor, with all the houses built on trees and platforms that could support dozens of people, suspended by iron vines similar to those used in prisons.
Furthermore, there are bridge-like structures connecting the trees, which can be climbed. If you walk in such a place, even jumping out of a window would feel like a luxury, because you can't see any windows. The door you step out of is a large, openwork gate.
What should we do if a strong wind blows?
However... in such a dense rainforest, there probably wouldn't be a strong wind like "Robebia," even though it's not far from the sea.
Compared to the trees, there's nothing particularly noteworthy on the ground. Flowers, grass, and bushes are all there; it's not a particularly rare sight.
There isn't even any farmland. It's probably because of the orcs; they don't know how to cultivate and sow like humans. They're all muscle-bound guys.
Although he was certain that he was indeed in a tribe inhabited by orcs, to be honest, there weren't many residents here. There were only a few scattered individuals who appeared to be orcs walking on platforms suspended by iron vines.
It's worth mentioning that even the orcs who look like children actually have huge breasts that don't match their age!
Is this a tribe ruled by big-breasted women?
Although there weren't many orcs above, they could see the scenery below clearly when they crossed the bridge. In other words, it was easy for me to look up, and it was equally easy for them to notice my escape.
"It would probably be very difficult to escape without being discovered."
Even so, I still want to escape. There are probably ways to attract the attention of those orcs, such as setting fire to an inconspicuous tree and then escaping in the chaos.
No, no, no... If that were the case, the entire rainforest would be affected.
The key issue isn't whether they'll discover I've escaped; the most important thing is that I don't know the routes in the rainforest, and if I act rashly, I'll probably end up getting lost.
Judging from the fact that Gulveg carried me back that day, the journey took quite a long time, indicating that this rainforest is actually incredibly large and is probably quite far from "Nyolorusa".
Even if you keep running in a straight line, honestly, you don't really know if this road leads to "Nyolorusa". Will you still get lost?
There is another solution: just find a high vantage point. But... I'll definitely be caught. After all, once they discover I'm escaping, the orcs will find me by following my scent.
If Gulveg catches up with him... judging from his strange moves that day... he will undoubtedly be defeated again.
Who knows, in order to prevent me from escaping again... they might cut off my hands and feet or something. Even if the old man brings those two idiot kidnappers back to the tribe... ah, it will be too late. I'm already a useless person without hands or feet. Will I have to spend my next life in a wheelchair?
perhaps……
"Should we wait a little longer?"
Yes, there is no wiser course of action than to wait and see. Besides, a place that provides food and lodging and requires no work is unlikely to be too bad to live in.
Having made this judgment, I returned to my cell on my own. The orc female guard was still asleep and would not discover that I had escaped.
~~~
Another day passed quickly.
Fortunately, the orc female guard didn't discover that I had actually escaped once, which was for the best. In any case, it was much freer than having my hands and feet cut off.
It's worth mentioning that the orc female guards were dressed very revealingly, giving the illusion that their two large breasts were about to break free of their restraints and leap thousands of miles away.
But whenever I stared at a certain part of her body, the orc female guard would look at me with great disdain and hurl dirty words like "pervert! filthy!"
But it didn't affect my mood at all when I was enjoying the meal. In other words, having such an older sister with me made the experience not too bad.
~~~
Another day has passed, making it the fifth day. I never expected that time would fly by so quickly while living in this free apartment. It feels like I'll soon be a white-bearded old man myself.
Today, lunch was delivered by the same orc female guard as before.
"Hmm... Enjoying a meal while admiring the sunrise and beautiful women is truly one of life's greatest pleasures."
To use my words from my past life, that's probably how it is. After all, those people can say such literary things all the time, but they probably will never enjoy such treatment in their entire lives.
Today's food was exceptionally delicious. It was a salad made of green vegetables and some unknown cuisine, and a pancake made with some kind of minced meat. It was really great that it wasn't tortoise meat!
If even prisoners are provided with such delicious food, then... what kind of diet do the residents of "Dororo" have... this port nation is truly unique.
After praising the delicious food, the orc female guard wagged her tail and brought over another dish, which looked like a soup made from a mixture of some vegetables. Based on her reaction, I strongly suspected that the orc female guard had actually made it herself, but she just refused to eat it.
It seems... I'm either being used as a guinea pig to test some kind of taste, or... could this guy also be a twisted yandere with a twisted love for women?
No, no, no… Judging from that still-vulgar language, the former is the most likely…
after all.
This season is probably the mating season. Actually, the orcs have this time every year, and once they reach mating season, it becomes a crucial time for procreation.
However... most of them are male orcs, the kind who gather together, duel each other, and the winner gets to take a female orc with them, and then...
In short, the orcs do not seem to have traditional wedding ceremonies like those on the mainland; their partners are basically obtained through duels.
Furthermore, the prevailing ideology here is polygamy; as long as you are powerful enough, you can have a harem, and do so openly and legitimately.
"If that's the case... will Lilith also be challenged by other orcs one day?"
In that case...wouldn't I end up beating up all those suitors? No, no, no...I'm not Lilith's...it shouldn't happen...
~~~
Day 6.
I'm so bored, I have nothing to do.
That's true. Although I thought about chatting with the orc female guard, I was always labeled as "shameless! perverted!" which gave me a headache.
While one could use magic to find something to do, that would be too conspicuous, and might even result in being handcuffed or gagged, thus completely losing one's freedom.
So I simply started learning to carve. It was easy to condense a lump of mud using earth magic, and then I found a sharp wooden wedge and carefully scraped away the excess mud bit by bit.
You must be very careful and not use too much force, otherwise you might suddenly break off your head or arms or other vital parts.
The result was... staring at the clay sculpture that didn't resemble a human at all and reflecting on it. Although the large breasts were sculpted quite realistically, the face was completely distorted and deformed.
"Again! Again!"
Before we knew it, the sixth day had quietly passed, and soon the seventh day arrived.
But this day will be recorded in history.
because!
—I have a new roommate!
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