Chapter 116 Vacation "If you like bikinis so much, I'll let you wear one tonight...
It turns out that it’s true that the little bottoms in the book couldn’t get out of bed for three days for the first time.
Tian Ruan lay in bed sadly for two and a half days. Although Yu Jingmo served her personally, bringing her tea and water, feeding her meals and soup, and even taking care of her bathing and urinating, the only thing he lacked was a wheelchair to put Tian Ruan in.
After being "disabled" like this for two days, Tian Ruan got bored and cut his toenails, had a hydrotherapy session, and soaked in a hot spring. What puzzled him most was why his feet were fragrant and his body seemed to have a sweet smell.
Yu Jingmo said: "You smell different than before."
Tian Ruan asked: "What did it smell like before? Sweat?"
“…mostly grassy.”
"And now?"
"A bit of sweet woody scent, and occasionally you can smell the scent of grass, after taking a shower."
Tian Ruan looked at Yu Jingmo suspiciously, "Could it be that he was infected by you?"
Yu Jingmo thought for a moment and nodded, "It's possible that it's a genetic invasion. You've picked up my scent."
Tian Ruan’s innocence is gone forever, and he can only hope that other people don’t smell the change in his scent...I guess they can’t smell it, not everyone has a dog nose.
On the afternoon of the third day, Tian Ruan was finally able to go skiing again.
Although his legs were still a little sore, he was full of energy. He learned to skate by squatting without any instruction. It saved time and effort, but it was easy to somersault, like a snowball rolling down the slope.
Yu Jingmo always caught the snowball and hugged it tightly.
Tian Ruan laughed heartily, his body and face were covered with snow. He insisted on pulling Yu Jingmo to slide together, and as a result, the two of them rolled down in each other's arms, and Mao Qi, who was taking pictures, flew away.
On the last day, Tian Ruan and Yu Jingmo experienced rime rafting. The glacier was so beautiful that it looked like a fairyland. The branches were covered with misty frost flowers, ice cubes were floating on the river, the shore was covered with snow, and it was so quiet that you could hear the sound of snow falling. Ice cold is the grandest attire here.
Tian Ruan was suddenly inspired and wrote down his shocking insights at the moment, intending to use them in his future essays.
It turns out that truly experiencing the beauty of nature is a completely different feeling from seeing it in books.
In the afternoon, they rode a sleigh again, shuttling through the woods, just like Santa Claus returning home after delivering gifts, full of beautiful expectations for the world.
"...I hope that Yu Jingmo is safe and lives a long life!" Tian Ruan made his wish towards the white forest.
Yu Jingmo looked at the young man's radiant face, held his hand and said, "Then I hope that Tian Ruan will be happy and successful and realize all his dreams."
“Are all these dreams too greedy?”
"How many can you say?"
"First, I want to be an interpreter; second, I want to travel around the world; third, I want to study abroad; fourth, you and I..." Tian Ruan was embarrassed to continue.
"Will you stay with me forever?"
"……Um."
Yu Jingmo laughed: "Except for the first one, I can help you achieve the others."
Tian Ruan: "First, I have to work hard on my own."
Yu Jingmo: "Then I wish that you can live a long and peaceful life like me."
Tian Ruan smiled and leaned on Yu Jingmo, "The flow rate of this world may be different from other worlds."
"What's the meaning?"
"This is derived from the world of the novel. When the protagonist and the shou have completed the story of reuniting, the flow of time will slow down because there is a 'side story'."
"Extra?"
"It's just a small plot interspersed. As long as the small plot is not completed, time may stop in that year."
Yu Jingmo thought for a moment, "Wouldn't that mean my working hours will be extended as well?"
Tian Ruan was stunned, "I should have been working by then..."
Yu Jingmo patted his hat and straightened his red cashmere scarf. "We'll talk about it later. If the time is really extended, we can just spare some time to develop our 'extra', such as having a date or having sex. It's more than enough and won't affect the progress of work."
Tian Ruan nodded, then suddenly paused.
Yu Jingmo: "If there are 48 hours in a day, we can spend seven hours going to bed."
Tian Ruan: "...I will die."
Yu Jingmo: "Don't worry, you should have evolved an iron butt by then."
Tian Ruan: “…………”
The first stop of the honeymoon trip ended, and the second stop was flying to the Gold Coast of Australia for a vacation.
Yu Jingmo suggested that Tian Ruan leave all his autumn and winter clothes in the country. Tian Ruan's mind was filled with shock at the "iron butt", and he ignored it and got on the plane wearing his down jacket.
Then after getting off the plane he was stunned. All the tourists passing by were wearing short sleeves, but he was the only one wrapped in a down jacket.
A slightly warm air flow blew in my face, just like the warm air from an air conditioner. It wasn't very hot, but it was definitely not cold.
Dozens of gazes were cast at him as if he was looking at Antarctic penguins. Yu Jingmo was wearing a cool shirt and trousers, leather shoes, sunglasses, and a gold watch on his wrist, looking very business-like. And Tian Ruan has a full-blown country bumpkin style.
It was still snowing and icy the day before, but today he was standing in a tropical area. Tian Ruan felt dizzy in a trance. After waking up, geographical knowledge came to my mind belatedly...
Yu Jingmo pulled down the zipper of his down jacket, revealing a sweater and a vest underneath. He smiled helplessly and said, "I told you it's hot here, why are you still wearing so many clothes?"
Tian Ruan tried to save face: "After I had sex with you, I became stupid. There must be something wrong with your chiji."
Yu Jingmo: "Let's do it again tonight and give you some nutrient solution. Will your smart brain come back?"
“…”
Yu Jingmo took off Tian Ruan's coat like peeling bamboo shoots, and also took off his vest and sweater, leaving only a white shirt underneath. He finally felt refreshed, but the big cotton boots on his feet had to be changed at the hotel.
A temporary housekeeper and driver was also arranged here, a middle-aged woman with flaxen hair and a soft voice. She had obviously worked in a large family. Her name was Mia, which sounds like meow.
Mia drove and said that she had worked in the home of a local wealthy man and was falsely accused of stealing money. In fact, the man just wanted her to resign voluntarily because she was old and not pretty, so that she would not get compensation.
Mia: "To hell with it, I won't do it. I sued them for three years and finally won. Although I became a complete pauper."
Tian Ruan expressed deep sympathy: "They are so bad."
Mia added: "Luckily, Lao Wang still remembers me, otherwise I wouldn't have gotten this job. Don't worry, although I'm old, I have sharp eyes and ears, and I can do any job - that's an adult store, do you need to buy some condoms? There are many flavors, which one do you like?"
Tian Ruan: “…”
Yu Jingmo: "Thank you, we'll buy it ourselves."
When we arrived at the hotel, the superior sea view suite on the 30th floor overlooked the entire blue and golden coastline. The beach was dotted with sparse figures of people, some of whom were riding the waves on the sea.
Tian Ruan was very tired, but seeing this scene, he was eager to try: "Mr. Yu, can you surf?"
Yu Jingmo packed his suitcase and said, "A little bit."
"Then can you teach me?"
"I'll just teach you the basics."
"That's enough." Tian Ruan took a photo in front of the floor-to-ceiling window and sent it to Lu Qiuyan.
After a while, Lu Qiuyan replied: Gold Coast? I've been there, surfing is fun.
Tian Ruan: Can you surf too? Teach me!
Lu Qiuyan: Let your husband teach you.
Tian Ruan: He only teaches me the basics, and you teach me the advanced ones. I want to secretly impress him.
Lu Qiuyan: You were swept away by the waves, which surprised him even more.
Tian Ruan: ...
Lu Qiuyan: Surfing is not as easy as it seems, so cherish your life.
Tian Ruan: OK.
Since the protagonist has given instructions, Tian Ruan can only follow them. Otherwise, if something really happens, it will be too late to cry.
After changing clothes and shoes, Tian Ruan and Yu Jingmo went to buy a surfboard together. Yu Jingmo said that he "knows a little bit", so when they arrived at the store, he didn't even need the clerk to introduce him. He just picked out a board for Tian Ruan according to his height.
The silver-red board is easy to see in the water. Yu Jingmo bought a black board for himself.
There didn't seem to be many people on the beach at the top, but after they came down, there seemed to be suddenly more people, and the sun was even more vicious than before.
There were many blonde and blue-eyed bikini beauties sunbathing on the beach, and Tian Ruan's eyes were fixed on them.
...Although he likes men, bikini beauties are really pleasing to the eyes. With that figure, Wang Weiqi would definitely get a nosebleed.
The tall figure blocked Tian Ruan's view, and his face seemed to glow green because of his dark green shirt.
Tian Ruan: “…What?”
Yu Jingmo curled his lips: "Do you like watching it?"
Tian Ruan smelled the vinegar and said with a smile: "I just admire it, pure appreciation."
Of course Yu Jingmo could see that there was nothing dirty in the young man's eyes. "You are not He Lansi, why are you admiring beautiful women?"
Tian Ruan: "Yes, I can take some photos and send them to He Lans."
“…”
Tian Ruan did it right away. After asking for the beauty's consent, he took some graceful photos of her and sent them to Helans.
He Lans quickly replied: Thank you, it’s a beautiful body. Take more photos.
Tian Ruan: I want compensation.
Hollands: How much?
Tian Ruan: When Mr. Yu and I go back, please draw a portrait for us.
Hollands: No problem.
Tian Ruan gave the board to Yu Jingmo, and went to take pictures of bikinis with his mobile phone openly, under the pretext of collecting materials for Helan Si. Yu Jingmo took off his sunglasses and watched him wavering around, then laughed angrily: "Since you like bikinis so much, I'll let you wear one tonight."
Tian Ruan didn't know that the next wave of erotic play was on the way. After feasting her eyes, she ran back to Yu Jingmo, only to find that Yu Jingmo was surrounded by many beauties.
Yu Jingmo's height is not inferior even among the generally tall foreigners. It can be said that he is the tallest on the entire beach. After taking off his sunglasses, his handsome face is bathed in the sunlight and sea breeze. His nobleness and domineering aura make him a sight to behold when he stands there.
Foreign beauties are always bold and open, and they will tease anyone they are interested in. Although Yu Jingmo is cold as ice, he is very graceful and his fluent English makes people feel warm and at ease.
Yu Jingmo raised his eyes slightly, saw the black head squeezed apart from the beauty, and reached out to grab it.
Tian Ruan was dragged in front of Yu Jingmo, with her eyes open innocently.
The beauties stepped back in surprise: "Excuse me, who is this?"
Yu Jingmo: "My wife."
"???"
Tian Ruan discovered that some of the beauties were the ones who had taken photos of him, and smiled apologetically: "Sorry, this is my husband, we are married."
The beauties left in dismay, muttering loudly: "Why do all the high-quality men have wives? This world is so unfair."
Tian Ruan grabbed Yu Jingmo's hand and held it in his arms like he was protecting food, "Don't we look like a couple?"
Yu Jingmo: "If you stay by my side all the time and don't run around, no one will think we are not a couple."
An ice cream cart came over. The stall owner saw the two people shaking hands and asked Yu Jingmo, "Hey sir, do you want to buy an ice cream for your son?"
Yu Jingmo: “…”
Tian Ruan: “…”
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