Chapter 117 Surfing "You can call me daddy or daddy...
Yu Jingmo didn't explain much and bought Tian Ruan a vanilla ice cream.
Stall owner: "Thank you for your patronage. I hope you and your son have fun!"
The ice cream cart moved along the beach at a snail's pace. Tian Ruan brought the tip of the ice cream to Yu Jingmo's thin lips, "Dad, you eat it."
Yu Jingmo bit the tip of her nipple, and it looked like he was biting Tian Ruan's vagina, and said, "Good boy."
Tian Ruan's face was slightly red, and he couldn't see the expression in Yu Jingmo's eyes under his sunglasses, but he knew he was looking at his chest, "...The stall owner has poor eyesight, how can we look like father and son?"
Yu Jingmo said calmly: "Abroad, daddy has a double meaning."
Of course Tian Ruan knew what the double meaning was, and he had not read so many articles in vain.
"You can call me daddy or daddy."
Tian Ruan was too embarrassed to say anything more. After eating the ice cream, he said, "Teach me how to surf."
The wind is not strong and the waves are small, which is perfect for beginners. Tian Ruan walked into the sea holding the surfboard. He shuddered, but quickly adapted to the temperature. He put the board on the water and lay on it according to Yu Jingmo's instructions.
Yu Jingmo was tall and had long legs. He pushed his board into a slightly deeper area before he jumped onto the board and slowly emerged, like an exquisitely carved statue of a god.
Tian Ruan was impressed by his handsomeness and wanted to stand up, but she ended up sticking her butt out and fell into the sea.
He struggled to grab the board, and the next second Yu Jingmo lifted him onto the board. He coughed twice and lay down again.
"You want to walk before you learn to crawl?" In order to rescue Tian Ruan, Yu Jingmo jumped into the water again. Looking at the young man lying on the board, he slapped his butt, just like hitting a child.
Tian Ruan's head and face were wet, her eyelashes were blinking, and her pupils were sparkling in the sun. "What should I do now?"
Yu Jingmo pushed his board and said, "Wait for the wave to come."
Not long after, a relatively gentle wave came over, and Yu Jingmo said calmly: "Here it comes."
Tian Ruan turned his head and saw: "This big?!"
The three-meter-high waves were like a large quilt, covering the figures of the surfers on the sea. In a moment, those figures jumped out one by one like grasshoppers in autumn, rushing on the water.
Tian Ruan went with the flow: "Ah ...
Anyway, he just swam to the shore while drinking the sea water.
Like a stranded salted fish.
“…”
After a while, Yu Jingmo walked on the waves and floated to the shore. Like a banished immortal who was not stained by the dust, he lowered his eyes to look at the salted fish with a thin waist, long legs and a round butt, and picked it up with great compassion: "Are you scared?"
Tian Ruan hung on Yu Jingmo, his limbs limp and unable to lift any strength, "Hmm."
Yu Jingmo patted his back and said, "Don't worry, I'm watching you."
Tian Ruan relaxed and regained his spirits: "Let's continue."
After seven or eight penguin glides, Tian Ruan was finally able to slowly stand on the surfboard like a polar bear. He found that surfing and skiing have something in common: as long as you master the balance, you can ride the waves without too many skills.
In just one afternoon, Tian Ruan was able to perform basic surfing like Yu Jingmo. The board seemed to have become a part of his body, and he could estimate the size of the waves just by standing on the water.
"This is the legendary light skill of floating on water!" Tian Ruan laughed happily. A wave came, "Gurgle gurgle gurgle..."
Yu Jingmo scooped the young man out of the water with amusement and put him on the board, "You are getting carried away."
Tian Ruan lay on the board and laughed: "Anyway, I learned how to ski and surf. I can brag about it when I go back."
The evening glow fell on the sea, making the waves sparkle, setting off the young man's red lips, white teeth, clear eyes, and a face full of pure happiness. Yu Jingmo lowered his eyes and looked at the young man's constantly pursing lips, then lowered his head and kissed him.
Tian Ruan's voice was instantly blocked. As the kiss deepened, her thoughts were completely cut off and she focused on enjoying the present moment.
They had kissed each other no less than a hundred times, but it was still gentle and affectionate.
The saltiness of the sea water and the sweetness of the ice cream blend together into a refreshing and delicious jelly. The world is vast and the sea is broad; in a foreign country, they don't have to avoid anyone or anything.
Before I knew it, I was washed ashore.
Yu Jingmo stroked Tian Ruan's neck and ears with his big hands, stroking them and saying, "Let's go back to the hotel."
Tian Ruan nodded shyly.
Among this group of unrestrained foreigners, it is not uncommon for two men to kiss each other, and no one even looks at them twice. Only people who knew them would be shocked: "Tian Ruan?"
Tian Ruan: “?”
"Tian Ruan, is that you?!" Wang Weiqi stared at the two people hugging each other. It was obviously Tian Ruan and his brother-in-law Yu Jingmo!
The man turned his head, and Wang Weiqi was so shocked that he took a step back and sat down on the sand - Oh my God, it was really Tian Ruan and Yu Jingmo. He saw their romance, he would not be silenced, right?
Tian Ruan also opened his eyes wide, with a look of astonishment: "Wang Weiqi?"
Wang Weiqi nodded his head, and his carefully styled cockroach-like hair trembled, "You, you, you, you, are having an affair?"
Tian Ruan: “…”
Wang Weiqi almost bit off his tongue in regret: "You seduced your brother-in-law... No, you two are in love?"
Tian Ruan: “…”
Yu Jingmo led the dumbfounded Tian Ruan to the beach, poking the surfboard into the sand, "Surfing."
Wang Weiqi nodded in understanding, "Surfing, it's human nature to get into the waves."
The sunset glowed on Tian Ruan's face, making it red. "Mr. Yu and I are surfing. Don't think too much about it."
Wang Weiqi shook his head like a rattle, "I don't think you are morally corrupt and seduced your brother-in-law."
“…”
"No, I don't know what I'm talking about, just treat it as my fart."
Yu Jingmo asked: "Are you alone?"
Wang Weiqi nodded and shook his head. "The winter camp for classes 1 to 8 is here. All the participants are here. They went to play somewhere else. I came here to see the bikini beauties..."
Yu Jingmo said: "Tian Ruan does not have a brother named Tian Yuan. He is my legal partner. He is still studying. I don't want to cause him any inconvenience because of this relationship. Can you keep this secret for him?"
Wang Weiqi took a long while to react, and Yu Jingmo's words were finally received and translated by his brain neurons, "You... are married?"
"That's right."
Tian Ruan was speechless, this exposure was too sudden and unexpected.
Wang Weiqi: "But Tian Ruan is only seventeen or eighteen years old."
Yu Jingmo: "Twenty."
Wang Weiqi was so shocked that he couldn't express it in words, because Tian Ruan was so delicate and tender that she looked younger than him...
Tian Ruan said sincerely: "I'm sorry, I didn't hide it from you on purpose, I just want to be an ordinary student."
Wang Weiqi thought, he also wanted such an "ordinary" person, with excellent academic performance, fair skin, and a noble family background - forget about getting married, because not everyone can handle a big shot like Yu Jingmo.
So from this point of view alone, Tian Ruan is not ordinary at all. Wang Weiqi thought sourly and felt awkward. As a grown man, how could he envy others for being supported by men?
Wang Weiqi shook his shoulders, patted his butt and stood up: "Don't worry, I will keep it a secret for you."
Tian Ruan clenched his fist and said, "Good brother, be loyal."
Wang Weiqi was so excited that he bumped fists with him, "A gentleman's word is as good as his words!"
A group of people with yellow skin, black hair and black eyes walked down the beach, wearing the same style of winter camp T-shirts as Wang Weiqi, with the logo of Deyin’s school emblem.
"Wang Weiqi? What are you doing?" a boy shouted.
Wang Weiqi was shocked and stood in front of Tian Ruan, "You guys go quickly, I'll cover you!"
Tian Ruan: "...Okay, thank you."
Wang Weiqi stretched out his legs and squatted, raised his hands above his head, and ran towards the group of people staggeringly. This strange posture not only attracted the attention of his classmates, but also attracted the attention of many bikini beauties.
"Oh, he looks like a crab."
Amid the laughter of the beauties, Wang Weiqi was like a cooked crab, red from head to toe, and approached his dear classmates.
Classmates: “…”
They turned and left, "Go away, go away, we don't know him."
Wang Weiqi shouted in broken English: "Oh, my babies, wait for me!"
Tian Ruan looked at Wang Crab's heroic figure and said with emotion: "He always creates miracles, which makes me look at him with new eyes."
Yu Jingmo: "No wonder you two are classmates."
Tian Ruan: “…”
The two of them sneaked back to the hotel. Why did they sneak back? Because their classmates from the winter camp were here, which meant they might run into each other at any time. Tian Ruan had to use the spirit of guerrilla warfare and look around to see if there were other people with black heads and black eyes.
Yu Jingmo pulled the young man into the elevator and said, "This is our honeymoon, don't pay attention to others."
"But……"
"The bodyguards will be watching."
Tian Ruan was surprised. The bodyguard was still following? He really didn't see any shadow at all.
Then when he went to the restaurant to eat, he saw Da Zhuang, who was wearing a golden wig and looked like the Lion King, and Mao Qi, who had dyed his hair gray and had a dragon tattoo on his face.
Tian Ruan: “…”
Mao Qi reported: "Students who don't have wives around, please feel free to eat."
Tian Ruan: "You guys look like gangsters."
Mao Qi: "When in Rome, do as the Romans do."
It must be said that the attire of Mao Qi and the other three bodyguards did scare some people off, and they did not dare to approach them to talk to them. The waiters were also cautious and polite.
But seeing this group of "villains" standing respectfully in front of a table, where there was a handsome Oriental man in a suit and tie, and a pretty boy, everyone in the restaurant thought of one picture: an East Asian gangster and his young wife.
Then Tian Ruan discovered that when the waiter brought the food, his hands were shaking so badly that he looked like he had Parkinson's disease.
Tian Ruan didn't understand.
When the waiter was using a knife to peel the prawns for them, the knife suddenly slipped out of his hand and got stuck in the chair between Tian Ruan's legs.
Tian Ruan: “…………”
The waiter screamed: "Sorry!!!"
Tian Ruan, who almost became a eunuch, turned pale. Yu Jingmo stopped the waiter from moving, pulled out the knife himself, and said coldly, "Please go down, we'll do it ourselves."
The waitress ran away crying. She had offended the gang and would definitely not survive the night...
Not long after, the manager came with the waiter to apologize. His words were incoherent and he was obviously frightened. As compensation for the shock, they were given this meal tonight.
Tian Ruan turned a disaster into a blessing and had a free meal to compensate for his frightened little heart.
Back in the honeymoon suite, Tian Ruan lay comfortably on the sofa, "Free dinner is delicious~"
Yu Jingmo looked at his crotch, "Your balls are going to fall out."
Tian Ruan: “?”
Tian Ruan turned his head and saw that there was a long tear in his trousers, which was caused by the dinner knife.
Yu Jingmo sighed: "Fortunately, I didn't become a eunuch, otherwise there would be no fun."
Tian Ruan: “…”
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