Thatched hut.
Public toilet.
The public toilet is not far away.
Two furtive figures were crouching on the street.
One of them asked, "Brother, are you sure you can really get the money this way?"
Another person replied: "That's right. If I can't get the money, I'll drink the toilet dry in front of you!"
"Brother is awesome!"
After an hour of teaching, the little beggar was completely convinced.
Apparently, Fang Zhengyi's anti-fraud propaganda in his previous life had revealed some tricks that had opened the door to a new world for him!
The little beggar looked at him, as if he vaguely saw a superstar in the begging world, his eyes were full of sparkle!
If Heaven had not created a square and upright person, the beggar’s path would have been as dark as eternity!
Fang Zhengyi is a man of action, so after teaching the class he naturally takes the students to practice!
The two of them found a toilet and started to squat there.
Seeing that five people had already gone in, Fang Zhengyi didn't make any move, the little beggar couldn't help but feel nervous.
"Brother, another one went in, why don't we go and get it?"
Fang Zheng nibbled on the sesame seed cake that the little beggar had just bought for him and said impatiently, "Why are you in such a hurry? This requires some skills!"
"If you can use my method after learning it, then everyone will get rich, right? My method may seem simple, but it actually requires a lot of eyesight! It's not that easy!"
"Look at those poor guys just now. What's the point of asking them for money? We should ask the rich people for it! What if someone reports us to the authorities and accuses us of robbery? Aren't you afraid of being arrested by the authorities? It's different for the rich. They have to save face at least."
Fang Zheng felt a little tired from staring at the little beggar, so he turned to look at him and asked, "Brother Qian will take you to eat something delicious later, and then you can take a nice bath! Just tell me what you want to eat!"
"Take a bath? Brother, I took one last year. Why don't we wait until summer? It's not worth it to spend money on a bath. The city guard knows me. We can go to the river to take a bath."
"Stop talking nonsense. If I say take a shower, then take a shower. Is there a bathhouse in the city?" When it comes to taking a shower, Fang Zhengyi feels like ants are crawling all over his body.
It’s so hard living in the mountains that we can only use leaves to solve the problem!
"Yes, the cheap ones cost five cents to wash once, but there is only cold water. The expensive ones seem to cost dozens of cents, I'm not sure, who would be the one to take the blame?"
"Wash! Wash the expensive ones! I'll treat you, don't worry about the money! Tell me what you want to eat, we'll eat first, then wash it properly, and then have another meal after washing!"
The little beggar thought for a while, licked his lips and said, "I always see people eating hotpot on the street, I want to eat it too, is that ok, brother?"
"That's great! It's just hotpot, that's nothing!" Fang Zheng patted his chest.
The little beggar asked excitedly, "Brother, do you really have several houses in the capital? The nobles in the capital must be well fed, right?"
"That's right!" Fang Zheng finished eating the pancake, picked up a piece of dry grass and put it in his mouth, smacking it, as if he could taste the flavor of Xiao Tao's cooking. He said with a beaming face, "There must be some in the house, and it's really delicious! Let's not talk about anything else, let's just say that there are certain rules for eating noodles with soybean paste!"
"None of the eight main dishes can be missing. The meat sauce must be stir-fried three times, and the oil and sauce must be separated!"
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"When the noodles are mixed, they must be reddish in color! When you eat them, they are so authentic! So delicious!"
“It tastes just like my mom!”
The little beggar's eyes were full of excitement and he was almost drooling.
"Brother, I don't have a mother, what does my mother smell like?"
The smile on Fang Zheng's face suddenly disappeared.
After a moment's silence, he patted the little beggar's shoulder.
“I just never get tired of eating it!”
“It tastes like steamed buns?”
"What's that steamed bun smell? You're useless. I'll take you to eat meat."
"No, eating meat will cause diarrhea."
"You're stupid. Fresh meat won't cause diarrhea."
Looking at the toilet not far away, Fang Zheng's eyes became more anxious.
No way, my luck is so bad today that no suitable target has appeared yet.
I've boasted about how awesome I am today, so I have to treat this little beggar to a meal.
Otherwise, how can you survive in the world in the future!
"Brother, I still don't know your name."
"Oh, my name is Fang Tangjing, what's yours?"
The little beggar looked envious and said, "Your name sounds nice. My name is Lai Gou'er."
Fang Zhengyi frowned and said, "What kind of name is that? Who gave you that?"
"The old beggar who adopted me gave it to me. He said a humble name would make it easier to raise a child."
"What about the others?"
"He died many years ago, of illness."
While saying these words, Lai Gou'er was still staring at the toilet intently, as if these things had nothing to do with him.
Fang Zheng felt quite uncomfortable when he saw it.
It can be seen that Lai Gou'er is a good kid.
Is he numb? Not at all, but he has suffered too much, layer upon layer, and it is difficult to express, so he seems numb.
He had seen too many of these shitty things before, and he didn't feel strongly at first because he had no ability to change reality. But when he had the ability to change it, his feelings became stronger because he couldn't control this fucked up world!
"Hey, brother, you can read, right? Please help me change my name. I don't like this name either. People always look down on me." Lai Gou'er looked at Fang Zhengyi and said, "I feel uncomfortable when people call me dog. I didn't feel anything when I was a child, but I have been uncomfortable all these years."
Fang Zheng tilted his head and pondered. After a while, he came up with an idea and clapped his hands, "Blame the society, blame the government, blame the ancestors. You pick one. I'll see who dares to yell again!"
Three black lines hung down from Lai Gou'er's forehead. His face was long and he complained: "Brother... I haven't been to school, but I'm not a fool."
This guy doesn't even have a good reputation. He'll be beaten up if he goes out to announce his identity!
Fang Zhengyi gave him a meaningful look and said, "Gou'er, I never joke. Life is hard, and life is not satisfactory eight out of ten times. You have to find something to rely on in order to live happily. If you don't like it, I will send you to school and you can name yourself."
"Hehe, studying? I...study? Forget it!" Lai Gouer pointed at himself and laughed foolishly, then stopped talking.
But you can see desire in his eyes.
Fang Zheng shook his head and said no more, continuing to stare at the toilet intently.
Soon, a middle-aged man dressed in low-key but high-quality clothes caught Fang Zhengyi's attention.
With an anxious look on his face, he squeezed his hips, held a package and moved step by step to the toilet.
He looks like a small wealthy businessman, but Fang Zhengyi's professional vision tells him that this person is more like a housekeeper in a wealthy family in terms of appearance, expression and movements. This kind of person is often a good choice!
"The prey has appeared! Get ready, we're going to get the money!"
Lai Gou'er quickly looked over and said anxiously, "Let's go!"
Fang Zhengyi tapped him on the head and scolded him, "Why are you in such a hurry? Have you forgotten what I taught you? Wait until he's halfway through pulling the string. Go get me some leaves first, and then find a stick!"
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