Having prepared leaves and sticks, Fang Zhengyi grabbed a handful of dirt and smeared it on his face: "Disguise yourself, change your voice and accent, and try to speak less to avoid trouble later."
"Why, brother? We are begging for food, so what are we afraid of?" Lai Gou'er asked
"Hey! Don't ask too much. This method is an emergency measure. It's easy to have accidents. It won't go wrong if you prepare comprehensively."
"oh!"
After getting ready, the two clay figures began to run quickly towards the toilet.
As he ran, Fang Zheng warned, "Don't say anything when you go in. Just keep an eye on him! Follow my instructions!"
"I understand bro!"
In the toilet, Dong Fu was having a great time while holding his bag!
I originally went to the tailor shop to pick up some things, but I ate too much at noon and suddenly had a reaction halfway through the afternoon.
Fortunately, I managed to make it to the toilet and the urgent problem was solved.
"Hmm...Hmm...Fuck?"
As Dong Fu was exerting force, his eyes went dark and two beggars, one big and one small, with black faces appeared and squatted in front of him.
The results of half of the effort...are broken.
Looking at the two people who appeared in front of him inexplicably, Dong Fu asked angrily: "What are you two going to do?"
Fang Zhengyi didn't say anything. He picked up the broken bowl in his hand and started shaking it. There were two stones in it, making a tinkling sound.
Her eyes were still fixed on his lower body.
Lai Gou'er followed suit and started staring too.
The toilet was suddenly filled with a strange atmosphere.
Dong Fu was so scared by being stared at that he felt a chill down there! He picked up the toilet paper and prepared to clean up.
Fang Zhengyi took the small wooden stick and with a "bang", he accurately knocked the toilet token to the ground.
I even pushed it into the pit...
Then he picked up the bowl and shook it in front of Dong Fu again.
"You are all fucking sick!" Dong Furen was stunned! The next second, he couldn't suppress his shame and anger and started to curse!
I ran into two weirdos for no apparent reason while taking a shit. What the hell happened to me today?
Now I can’t even get up! I can’t just walk away with my pants up.
The butt hasn’t been wiped yet!
Fang Zhengyi still said nothing and just shook the broken bowl.
Dong Fu forced himself to calm down, suppressed his nausea and asked, "A beggar?"
Fang Zhengyi and Lai Gouer nodded at the same time.
"Then you fucking want it! You're pretending to be dumb here! You'll beat me up if I give you money in the toilet!" Dong Fu was anxious and angry. He took out a few coins from his pocket and threw them into Fang Zhengyi's broken bowl.
Lai Gou'er's eyes lit up instantly!
Great! Really great! This makes money so fast!
But a few cents could not satisfy Fang Zhengyi's appetite. He sighed and brought the bowl to Dong Fu.
"Too little?"
Fang Zheng nodded, and Lai Gou'er quickly followed.
"You two stinking beggars, don't get too cocky! Do you know I am... Oh shit! I'll give it to you, I'll give it to you!"
Without waiting for Dong Fu to finish his words, Fang Zhengyi took the pointed end of the stick and stabbed him twice in the indescribable part.
Lai Gou'er's eyelids were twitching as he watched...and there was a hint of fear in his eyes as he looked at Fang Zhengyi.
Brother, this doesn't look like a beggar. This is highway robbery.
Dong Fu's breathing became rapid, and he tried to shrink back, but there was no more room. He had never encountered such an embarrassing situation in his life... This guy is a pervert!
With trembling hands, he took out twenty coins from his pocket and put them in the bowl, begging, "Is that enough?"
Fang Zhengyi silently held up two fingers and said in a slightly strange accent, "Two people."
"Forty cents, right? Okay! I'll give you the money but you have to leave quickly!" Dong Fu gritted his teeth and started bargaining.
Fang Zheng nodded.
Dong Hai took out another twenty coins and put them in the bowl, then Fang Zheng handed the bowl to Lai Gouer.
Then he took out a handful of leaves, pulled out one and handed it over.
Looking at the pitiful leaf that Fang Zhengyi handed over, Dong Fu felt blood rushing to his head!
You knocked down my toilet stick, and you gave me a leaf! ?
"Five cents a piece. How many do you want to see? This bunch is priced at fifty cents."
The skin on Dong Fu's face trembled continuously, and he roared, "No! Not even one! I'd rather die here today, in a cesspool! I wouldn't buy this broken leaf, get out of here!"
When Lai Gou'er saw that he was angry, he couldn't help feeling a little scared and quietly pulled Fang Zhengyi's sleeves twice.
Fang Zheng sighed when he saw this.
After all, he was just a newbie and a little stage-frightened.
It’s hard to teach the rest. If I teach you again, you will learn bad things. These skills are used by gangs to commit crimes.
It is enough for one or two people to use it once. Using it too much will inevitably cause trouble.
Fang Zheng bowed to Dong Fu, then turned and left with Lai Gou'er.
Outside the toilet, Lai Gou'er excitedly counted the copper coins in the broken bowl: "Brother, forty-five coins! Forty-five coins! I can't come up with so many in several days. I hope you have a way."
Although Lai Gou'er was happy, Fang Zheng was worried when he saw the broken bowl. Who would spend this little money? He was still waiting to take a shower and eat.
He had already promised Lai Gou'er, so he couldn't break his promise. He didn't have the patience to wait for a few more people to take action.
"Wait for me here for a while. I'm going to go in and have some rest."
In the toilet, Dong Fugang relaxed and continued to detoxify, muttering something and cursing.
A dark shadow appeared in front of him again!
The chocolate factory was just halfway through processing... and it was broken again...
"What are you doing again~ Ouch! Can't you change someone else?!" Dong Fu looked at Fang Zhengyi with a painful face.
"Robbery." Fang Zhengyi squatted down silently, took out a dagger from his boots, and put it against Dong Fu's neck.
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