Said the Disgusted Public Baby-sitter!

Next book "Craving Skin, Face Blind, Mistook Four Roommates, What to Do":

Or "Cosplaying a Nun, But Mistaken for a Pet Confessional Room Host":

[Completed, extras are being released, this is the synopsis]: Xie Ruan, who trembles in front of people, has a low voice, and wishes to be tied to living alone forever, never seeing anyone, has been an orphan since childhood.

Who knew that in a flash, he would transmigrate into a book, becoming a public baby-sitter who acts recklessly everywhere and ends up miserably.

And he happened to arrive right after the plot where he was despised by the employer, causing the employer to never come to the villa again!

People who don't know the truth: (Sympathetic.jpg)

Xie Ruan, however, got more and more excited: "Home baby-sitter, monthly salary of 100,000, five insurances and one fund! The employer isn't coming home!?"

This little social phobia could actually stumble upon such a good deal.

*

Who knew that—

In the kitchen.

Xie Ruan ran away with red eyes.

But his feet were lifted off the ground, pressed onto the table by the absolutely impossible-to-return毒舌 (venomous-tongued) Great Devil, feeding him lowly...

The Great Devil: "Good boy, eat a little more."

Xie Ruan, with red eyes, shook his head frantically, trembling all over.

Just as he barely managed to escape the Great Devil, who knew that the next second he would be dragged into a cabinet by the actor who was a head taller than him.

Xie Ruan looked at the actor, who was playing around wildly, trembling along with him in the cabinet, claiming he had claustrophobia.

Xie Ruan cried tears: No! There wasn't this plot in the original novel! Since we both have claustrophobia, couldn't we just get out of the cabinet?! Why did you have to drag him in too, he's afraid of people!!

Xie Ruan was completely dazed.

There was actually another person in the restaurant, the popular music producer and young master, jumping around in a rage looking for him while holding desserts he had queued for six hours to get.

And his boss—the Group CEO.

Had also arrived.

Even the superior who hadn't been back for a month, intending to comfort Xie Ruan that living alone isn't too bad, turned to stone instantly upon seeing this scene.

The superior: "No, no? Wasn't it said that the employers never serve people...? Wasn't it said that they weren't willing to live in such a broken house!?! Why are all four ancestors back to live here!!!"

And—!!

"Serve the food."

"Hold me."

"Buy desserts."

"Who the hell is the one hired to serve these ancestors here!!!"

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And...

At this time,怯怯 (timidly) trembling as he raised his hand, pressed against the wall by the scheming man's fingers and kissed, Xie Ruan: "(Frantically inhaling oxygen.jpg) Save... S-said... The employers aren't home, he's the despised baby-sitter!!!"

Ho-w?! Ho-w?! Ho-w did this happen!?

They... They... They're all back home doing strange... things to him!!

[Reading Guide]

① A social phobic who luckily got a reliable slacking off job (Shou) X An iceberg loyal dog CEO (Gong).

② Xiao Juan is catching bugs and revising texts outside of daily updates. If there are updates, there won't be major revisions~ Wives don't need to re-read.

③ Juan Bao's column has finished 8 books, currently serializing one short story + this one. If interested, wives can collect Juan Bao, heart.

④ As seen in the main text*, all come from internet hot words/notes or references. No continuous notes in the conversation.

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Pre-order: "Craving Skin, Face Blind, Mistook Four Roommates, So What?"

Synopsis:

Song Chanchan, who suffers from skin hunger syndrome, has a cute and pure pretty face.

As a little social phobic with face blindness, Song Chanchan chooses to endure and suppress his methods every time his skin hunger syndrome acts up! Until the appearance of the roommate Xie Ci, who is bad-tempered, cold, and venomous, caused all of Song Chanchan's methods to fail!!

Facing the repeated attacks of increasingly severe skin hunger syndrome.

Song Chanchan finally, in the quiet of the night when the lights were out, reached out his "demon claws (bushi)" to his only surviving roommate.

Song Chanchan试探 (tested), tested, confirming that Xie Ci was deeply asleep before quietly breathing a sigh of relief, hugging the soundly sleeping Xie Ci.

Song Chanchan was very careful. Originally, he planned to hug for just a while, and another while... As long as it was stealthy enough, he wouldn't be discovered by Xie Ci in the middle of the night...

But Song Chanchan didn't expect that as soon as he hugged him, he fell fast asleep...

And slept until... the sun was high in the sky...

Slept until... Xie Ci was propping up his face, staring at him by the bedside...

Song Chanchan: QAQ! Is it too late to reload the save file now!!?

*

Song Chanchan ran faster than a rabbit.

He tried hard to avoid Xie Ci, but things didn't go as he wished. Song Chanchan's skin hunger syndrome attacked more and more frequently.

Song Chanchan drinks a glass of water, secretly touches Xie Ci once.

Secretly touches Xie Ci in the middle of the night.

Picks up a pen, secretly touches Xie Ci once.

He could probably get by...

Until one day, the skin hunger syndrome exploded.

Song Chanchan, with red and aggrieved eyes, finally couldn't hold it in and rushed into the dormitory to confess: "Xie Ci..."

The plea wasn't even out of his mouth.

"Here."

"Here."

"Here."

"Here."

The voice of the enthusiastic roommate Xie Ci appeared four... times!?

The face-blind Song Chanchan looked at the Xie Ci inside the dormitory, the Xie Ci at the dormitory entrance, the four identical Xie Cis that had suddenly appeared.

Eyes wide in shock: "Save, save me! The Xie Ci who feels so good to hug, h-h-how did he split into four!!"

[Reading Guide]

① Not a split, it's four different roommates, hehe.

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Pre-order: "Wearing Nun COS, Mistaken by Masters as Confessional Room Host"

Synopsis:

On the eve of his debut, Yu Yin was blacklisted.

No fame, no savings. The internet cafe little boss, seeing Yu Yin was truly pitiful.

With a试探 (试探), he picked Yu Yin up into his newly established great career—

Borderline male anchor.

Yu Yin: (Staring.jpg)...

Internet cafe little boss: ... (Why do I feel a cold wind behind my back... chilling...)

So, the next day—

Netizens accidentally stumbled upon—Yu Yin, forced to wear a nun COS.

"Is the anchor male or female."

"Why isn't the anchor speaking."

"Why doesn't the anchor even drink a mouthful of water, staying motionless??"

Netizens persistently asked.

Finally, in the conspicuous lower right corner of Yu Yin's broadcast room, they saw the small sign in Yu Yin's broadcast room.

[Tip a small heart to drink water]

[Tip ten small hearts to drink mineral water]

[Tip a hot air balloon to make a heart]

[Tip a Carnival to reply once]

[Tip ten Carnivals to consult a question once]

Netizens shouted that it was too unreasonable.

Engaging in borderline content is noble, speaking a sentence requires a Carnival! Only fools would be scammed!!!

Netizens complained and flooded the screen. They never expected that the "fools" they spoke of would arrive, and not just one—

"I confess, my dog is melancholy, it must be because the canned food I gave him isn't tasty. Does the anchor have any recommendations?"

"I confess, my dog hasn't been going out lately, it seems depressed..."

Men confessed one by one.

But Yu Yin seemed just like a pious nun, his words extremely scarce: "Change your noble canned food to hot."

Yu Yin: "Let go of your high-salaried nanny and expensive dog leash, you go walk him."

Netizens only felt it was ridiculous.

Replied in succession, look! The money was completely scammed!! Said never to tip this kind of money-scaming, gimmick-pushing anchor again! I think the anchor should be down-to-earth, if you're doing borderline content just do it!!

But who knew not long after, the netizens: A friend asked me why I slapped myself inexplicably while watching a broadcast, wuwuwu... I can only say, slapped by the anchor, the anchor is so divine, it hurts so much...

"Using a 368 yuan can of herring canned food as the dog's main meal, and buying several warehouses?! Are you wasting money or abusing the dog?! Your dog has raised its head in despair!"

"Is it moral decay, or a distortion of human nature? Whose family walks the dog wearing an 8kg gold chain!!"

...

Later on.

The Yu Yin Protection Association was established.

Smart masters increased.

The foolish rich Number One Big Brothers also started fighting.

*

Yu Yin watched the fire in the backyard with a blank expression.

Netizens also learned that Yu Yin had a willful personality.

Not only did he refuse to drink water despite the Number One Big Brothers frantically tipping small hearts, calmly drinking the tenth mouthful. Casually saying: Not drinking anymore.

Even when onlookers tipped a Carnival asking who Yu Yin liked more.

Casually replied: Number One.

Everyone thought Yu Yin's gold-digging, princess persona would make the big brothers leave indignantly.

But who knew the next second—

The Number One Big Brothers started fighting while tipping Carnivals.

The background.

Was tipped to the breaking point.

Content tags: Elite family, sweet story, transmigration, refreshing, funny, popular with everyone.

Xie Ruan Pei Zhi column finished 8 books.

One sentence summary: Said the disgusted public baby-sitter!

Theme: Live life seriously, be your true self, beautiful scenery and flowers will all arrive one by one.