Chapter 180 What are you doing? Can a dead person burp?
Even though his lunch box was snatched away, classmate Xiaobin didn’t feel bad at all.
I just think that Bao Jun must have been kicked in the head by a donkey.
With curiosity on his face, Xiaobin put down the tomato and egg hot pot water in his hand and followed.
Bao Jun was seen preparing to pour the garlic pork sauce and a piece of meat slice over the rice he had just snatched.
The bright red oil flows and soaks freely, with finely minced garlic scattered in it.
Xiaobin felt a strange tremor in his heart when he saw it, it seemed to be delicious.
Just then.
A few naughty little drops of oil splashed out, and one of them fell right on the mouth of Xiaobin who had just squatted down.
Before Xiaobin could react, he felt a cold touch on his lips.
He subconsciously licked the sauce splashed on it with his tongue.
“!!!”
“What the hell!!!”
It’s great, just a drop of oil, but it’s slightly spicy and fragrant, making your mouth water.
Bao Jun, you beast, you actually hid the treasure without telling your father!
“Give me a bite!”
Xiaobin couldn't bear it anymore and shouted anxiously.
"Impossible. The head can be cut off and the blood can flow, but the rice cannot be eaten together."
Bao Jun held the lunch box tightly and refused firmly.
"Nima, you better understand, the food in your hand was taken from your father!"
"Get out of here, get out of here. You obviously didn't want to eat this meal, so I picked it up."
Bao Jun said this with his neck stiff, then picked up the chopsticks and mixed the sauce and rice together.
Fortunately, I asked the boss for more sauce.
The amount is just right, not too little to mix with rice, nor too little to make people feel greasy, but it gives people a magical visual experience of love and affection.
Not to mention the slightly yellowish rice, after being dyed with sauce and mashed garlic, the color becomes extremely bright red and quite appetizing.
The piece of white meat on the top is so bright that it is dazzling!
Xiaobin was so greedy that his eyes turned green. He changed his mind and started to use some tricks.
"Holy shit! Holy shit! Look, isn't that your favorite female star? Why is she here, and she's wearing a miniskirt that reaches her hips!"
"Ah, where?"
Bao Jun quickly turned his head to look, but there was nothing. When he turned again, the only piece of garlic pork left in the lunch box was gone.
"Ni Ma, you...you stole my flesh?"
"Dude, don't say anything careless. When did I steal your meat?"
"No, before you lie, could you please swallow the meat in your mouth? You can't even speak clearly."
"Bullshit! It's just a thin piece of meat that melts in your mouth and it makes it difficult for me to speak."
Xiaobin: ...
Sorry, I just said it casually and let it slip!
To be honest, it was really worth stealing this meat!
When you put it in your mouth, you can taste the tenderness of the meat slices, the spiciness of the mashed garlic, the heat of the red oil, the fragrance of sesame seeds, and the freshness of the seasoning.
It is really full of meaty flavor and strong sauce aroma, which is amazing.
I felt so comfortable that I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.
Oh, no wonder the fat guy Bao Jun would steal my rice.
Even the soles of shoes dipped in this sauce are so delicious.
It is really about questioning Bao Jun, understanding Bao Jun, becoming Bao Jun, and surpassing Bao Jun.
And at this time.
Bao Jun, who was standing by, was still immersed in the disappointment of having his white meat stolen.
Regret! Regret! He really, really regretted it now! Even if he punched Xiao Bin Bang Bang twice, he still felt unsatisfied.
Isn’t it nice to eat a good meal? What’s the point of watching celebrities?
Does it have anything to do with you?
Even if I showed off my snow-white breasts and white thighs, what difference would that make from the white meat in garlic-mashed white meat? Ugh, how could it be more mouth-watering and delicious than that white meat?
???
Why is there a huffing sound of someone eating?
Bao Jun sighed and pricked up his ears in confusion.
Next second.
"Damn it! You beast, leave some food for me!"
No way, he only sighed for a few seconds!
Then someone came later and got there first, eating the bibimbap before him.
Bao Jun didn't even notice when the dishes and chopsticks grew legs and ran away.
For a moment, the two male college students were fighting over a box of sauce for rice, like hungry dogs fighting over food.
A few college students acting in the extras next door were picking and choosing in the bowls, and they were stunned when they saw the situation here.
What are those two idiots fighting over there? Haven’t they ever eaten?
Is it really that worthy, really decent, to do this for a mouthful of manure?
Xiaobin is still small after all, and cannot compare to the fat guy Bao Jun.
After a few rounds, the rice with sauce was snatched away.
At this moment, Bao Jun didn't care about anything else. He just picked up the chopsticks and swept the remaining rice into his mouth like digging the ground.
“Huff…”
The red oil is fully absorbed by the rice grains and concentrated on the tongue where there are the most taste buds.
With the help of rice, the sauce stays in the mouth longer and every flavor is amplified.
After a gust of wind swept away everything.
I don’t know if it was because it was too delicious and I couldn’t swallow it, or if it was because I ate too much and my throat was blocked.
Bao Jun's mouth was still bulging.
He was eating happily when suddenly a loud horn sounded.
"Attention all units, get your equipment and prepare to film!"
The two of them were fighting over the food and took up quite a bit of time. The extras around them had already finished their meals and stood up quickly when they heard this.
Bao Jun's eyes also changed, his throat choked, and he swallowed the food in his mouth.
The next scene to be filmed is a battle between two armies.
The extras have to wear heavy armor and run forward holding shields.
On a hot day, the sweat on my forehead would flow into my eyes from time to time, making it so irritating that I couldn't open my eyes.
"Everyone, hurry up! This is the last scene. Let's finish filming and call it a day!"
The director yelled into a megaphone.
“Charge!!!”
The extras gathered their strength and ran even harder.
Bao Jun gritted his teeth, struggled to lift the heavy shield, and rushed towards the opposite wave of enemy troops.
The enemy on the opposite side swung a big knife and slashed at the shield held by Bao Jun.
He thought the person opposite would fall down gently.
Unexpectedly, there was a loud bang, and Jiang Lin's arm was numb from the blow. He took a few steps back and the shield fell.
WTF???
"Xiaobin, is that you? You're too immersed in the role!"
Bao Jun's eyes widened in shock.
Obviously, Xiaobin on the opposite side simply ignored his surprised words, and his eyes were full of resentment for having his food stolen.
There was noise all around, the sound of weapons clashing.
The big knife on the opposite side chopped towards Bao Jun again.
The world was spinning around him, and he fell heavily to the ground.
Well, he's dead.
Now it’s time to act out the corpse.
To be honest, this is his favorite part.
Just lie down and act as yourself!
More and more people fell, and the battlefield was littered with corpses.
However, among these corpses.
Bao Jun's body suddenly twitched uncontrollably and he burped.
This movement did not escape the director's eyes.
The director behind the camera's face instantly turned pale and he started cursing.
"Hey, hey, hey, the one playing the corpse, I'm talking to you! What the hell are you doing? You're dead, you know? Dead people can burp???"
(End of this chapter)
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