Little Pink Forum.
Topic: I heard there are a lot of authors here, so I'm asking how to get a straight guy. I want a super effective method. Don't come in if you write something cliché or ineffective. I only want the best! Hot!
It's like this, one day I woke up and found that my relative's child was missing. I found him in front of a house, and a man came out. He was quite handsome. Later I moved in. After getting along with him, I felt that he was completely fascinated by me. I thought we were together, but one day I found out that it was not the case. Not only were we not together, he also told me that he was straight.
I don't care, I like him very much, I want to ask how to pursue a straight man.
I will blur some of the information.
No.0 Lu Jiujiu Aigongge | 8fa8888f left a message on 2020-0x-xx 00:34:46
No. 1: Are you here to get a meme? If not, assuming you're a man, isn't the straight man you're describing in your post a bitch? A male version of a green tea.
Lu Jiujiu Aigongge replied to No.1: What do you know? He is not Green Arrow. If you keep talking nonsense, I will go into your dream.
No. 2: Is the OP a real man? I don't think so. Are you here to test the waters? I think this is a pretty standard meme. A gay guy falling in love with a straight guy isn't much to watch. I suggest adding some drama, like a car accident, a body double, or running off with the ball, to make it more interesting.
Lu Jiujiu Aigong's reply to No. 2: "Car accident? Ha, could it kill me? Lu Jiujiu has me to protect her, she won't die. And there's a body double. I checked, how could Lu Jiujiu use me as a body double!!! I'm one-of-a-kind, where could there be a body double as handsome and strong as me!!! And if she really did have a baby, she'd lay an egg. She wouldn't run away with it."
No.3: Ah, the OP gives people a very strange feeling. The two sisters above replied, and I always feel like they are on the wrong channel. Also, the OP's theme is indeed a bit green tea. If you can mistakenly think that he likes you, then it means that one, he really has feelings for you, and two, you are a super narcissistic idiot. Otherwise, we are all adults, how can you not feel when you like someone?
Lu Jiujiu Aigongge replied to No. 3: You are the idiot, even your pets are idiots!!! And Lu Jiujiu is the best, the best in the world. Whoever says Lu Jiujiu is bad, just wait and see!!!
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Then, as expected, dozens of comments followed. Some mocked the author for posting something sentimental like a primary school student, while others told him to get out of the Little Pink Forum, saying that everyone here is the author and no one is interested in his nonsense. Of course, most people just watched and watched. After following the post for two pages, I found that this author would appear every night in the early morning and would seriously give feedback to those who made suggestions.
for example.
No.231: From a writing perspective, there are two ways to turn a straight man gay: soft and hard. Seeing how much the OP values Lu Jiujiu, it's best to go soft. Be nice to him, respect him, and occasionally make physical contact to help him overcome his resistance. If you have a good-looking face and figure, you can show it off a bit.
Lu Jiujiu Aigongge replied to no.231: Thank you. When he was making my lunch box today, I 'accidentally' touched his waist. He didn't have any rejection reaction and asked me not to make trouble. I thought he was acting cute with me. So cute.
As for showing off your body, I think it's too fast. Don't do it so quickly if you're not together yet. You can take it slowly.
No.232: Is the original poster a real man, or is he a scammer? The Qing dynasty fell so many years ago, how could it be too early to show off one's body? I'm confused.
No.233: Actually, at first I also thought the original poster was a charlatan, but after following it all the way, I've fallen into the trap. Don't say that this kind of love strategy for novices is quite sweet when you imagine it. Original poster, I'm rooting for you, keep updating.
No. 234: Actually, from their interactions, I can tell Lu Jiujiu really has feelings for you. What straight guy would make lunch boxes for his ex after being confessed to? And even share a bedroom? I've already avoided that. OP, could you please elaborate a bit more? It seems Lu Jiujiu really has feelings for you. There must be other reasons why they're not together, right?
The original poster was so excited that he replied to the two of them: "You two are really sharp-eyed. I think so too. I'm older than him, right? Is it the age difference? He just graduated from college this year and is a ghost catcher. I'm over 4,000 years old and am Kunpeng."
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Then people started a crazy quarrel on the 100th floor, scolding the OP for making fun of them. Of course, there were also replies saying that they had seen that the OP was writing a new post, and they didn’t expect that the initially thin and boring jokes would become interesting now, and quite funny. Give a reward to the OP gkd!
There are also those who follow the author's footsteps with real feelings, and put themselves in other people's shoes to offer advice on Kunpeng's love.
No.521路啾啾爱宫哥: Thank you 489 and 501 for your support and for recommending me to read novels. I learned from them. Yesterday, I went on a date with him and bought milk tea. I imitated the novel’s routine and frowned while drinking the milk tea. It was actually very delicious, but I pretended to have a problem. He then cared about me and took the initiative to suck my milk tea. We kissed! ! ! !
Thank you everyone, we kissed yesterday! ! ! !
No.522: That's it? That's it? How is it a kiss? What era is this? Straw touching, then indirectly kissing, this has been a routine for ages, are they really elementary school students? I was wrong, even elementary school students nowadays are better than this, so this counts as a kiss? The poster is too humble.
no.543 Lu Jiujiu Aigongge: To commemorate, today is x month x day, 2020, the first time he and I kissed.
Then the building turned the page again, to page six.
The OP is online again in the early morning, so it will be quite late.
no.656路啾啾爱宫哥: The novel I found is really useful. Following the method suggested by the author, I knocked him on the bed last night. He didn’t push me away, but let me into the bed and warmed the bed for him. I was so happy. I feel like our relationship has gotten closer.
I will warm his bed every night from now on!!!
No.657: I've been following this from the beginning. I've called the OP a mentally retarded elementary school kid before, but now I'm silent. What kind of humble and naive top is this! I actually feel a little pity and distress. If you're really trying to figure out a plot point, please hurry up and stop being so cruel. Let Kunpeng enjoy a sweet love. This is really someone who has never been in love before. Touching a straw or warming the bed is so sweet. The more you talk about it, the more cruel it becomes. My heart aches.
No. 677: I know what the original poster is after. He's not the author, but a nitpicker. He argues chapter after chapter, reading only the free chapters. He's incredibly arrogant. I've called him a thief before. But yesterday, he said his wife sent him 2,000 RMB and gave five "deep water" to the author who suggested the "bed-bang" idea. It seems a little real, and I'm confused.
No.678: ??? I can't believe this is true, can it? If it's fake, the author is making this up to justify the story. That's way too serious, even the logic is involved. Five deep-water gems for 500 yuan, is the author self-promoting?
Started pinching.
No.700: No need to write. He and I are going on a date tomorrow, and he's going to give me some pocket money!!! I went back to my bed. The covers were already warm, and I really didn't want to leave. But I agreed to just warm the bed and wait until he fell asleep before leaving.
A true man wouldn't cheat on his wife. I'm going back to my bed. Bye, all you singles out there.
Netizens involved in the quarrel: Angry.
Lu Cijiu slept very well that night. The quilt was warm. He slept until dawn. He stretched and thought of the bed bang last night. He looked up and saw that the quilt was empty and Gong Xichao was lying on the big bed.
I felt relieved. Otherwise, I really don't know what I would say when I wake up.
It's better not to warm the bed. This is just like a scumbag.
Lu Cijiu got up and washed up. Sang Jinghong had already woken up in the yard. The door was open. Sang Jinghong's bodyguards were at the door, bringing in food and a chef to cook.
Sang Jinghong said, "I can't cook, and I've troubled you so much during this period, so I asked the chef to help. Xiaolu, please don't mind."
"Don't mind. I'm just surprised. I've never enjoyed the service of a chef coming to my home." Lu Cijiu invited the chef into the kitchen and explained the stove. It was the first morning and it was so quiet, so he left it to the chef.
After getting up early and strolling in the yard, Lu Cijiu thought of Gong Xichao's browsing history last night. Since he had nothing to do, he simply downloaded the Jinjiang app and found the article based on his memory.
Then the comment left by Gong Xichao became a tall building.
I came from the Little Pink Forum to check in and see the sights. I didn't expect it to be real.
【Lu Jiujiu, I love Gong Ge. I’m hooked. 】
[Good job on the bed bang. I'm increasingly attracted to Brother Gong's naivety. I hope my wife, Jiujiu, will fall in love with Brother Gong soon.]
Lu Cijiu:??? How did he become my wife?
It took some time to figure out where the little pinks were. Lu Cijiu went in and saw the hot posts on the first page.
Gong Xichao had just told him yesterday that he had covered five or six pages, and today he had already covered eight? What had happened? Lu Cijiu reached in and began to read…
"When are we going to the city for a date?" Gong Xichao's voice appeared.
Lu Cijiu was just chasing after the building. When he heard Gong Xichao's voice, he put away his phone and said, "After breakfast, don't you want to go to the island? Let's go after breakfast and get the card."
Gong Xichao's eyes lit up, and he was very happy. "Okay."
At this time, the cubs woke up, put on their clothes, and came out, saying good morning to Jiujiu. The gift they bought for Jiujiu yesterday had not been taken out yet, so the four of them remembered it and went to find Dad Tail, who came back soon with a picture frame.
"Chirp, we're a family." Dalong said, pointing at the cartoon characters in the photo frame.
It was a childish drawing. Sang Jinghong said, "There was a painting activity yesterday. They said you weren't there, so they wanted to start painting and bring you along. Wei Ba and I have one too."
At the end, it seems like dad is showing off a little.
Lu Cijiu was so moved by the children that he hugged and kissed each one of them. He then placed the painting in the frame on the coffee table in the living room, next to the candlesticks. Gong Xichao took one look and muttered, "What's so great about that? I can paint eight or ten of them. Lu Cijiu, are you going to take those four to the island with you?"
"……May I?"
Boss Gong Xichao said reluctantly, "Just take him. Lu Cijiu, I am the most important person in your heart, right? You don't have to say it, I know it is. Can the four of them warm your bed? Can they give you treasures? Can they be as great as me, Jiji?"
"..." He was reliable at the beginning, but he kept making noises at the end. Lu Cijiu frowned, "Gong Xichao, don't force me to beat you up."
Gong Xichao said coldly: "Ha." Then he entered the room.
Grabbed the phone.
No.834 Lu Jiujiu Aigongge: These four burdens are so annoying! We need to find Bai Ze as soon as possible and have his parents bring him back!!! No one should bother me and him dating!
The important target is Bai Ze.
The chef is good at making Cantonese dishes. Sang Jinghong’s taste is light, which is the opposite of Wei Ba.
"The tail looks like me and tastes like Qingqing." Sang Jinghong said.
Every time Lu Cijiu heard the handsome man Sang Jinghong mention Qingqing, the image of his handsome father with a tail automatically appeared in his mind. The name Qingqing really added a bit of humor to the handsome man's face.
In the morning, we have clay pot porridge, wonton noodles, various shrimp dumplings, steamed buns, and barbecued pork buns.
Dou Qinglan's mouth was full of delicious food. He knew from the first bite that the chef was no less than a five-star chef. A master chef of this caliber could still do this, which showed Sang Jinghong's ability. However, Dou Qinglan was from a wealthy family. Although he knew it, he was too lazy to socialize. Anyway, he didn't do business.
After breakfast, the kids asked Sang Jinghong to keep an eye on them, as Hu Sanniang was at home. Lu Cijiu and Gong Xichao went to the city to apply for a card. Dou Qinglan asked, then carried his Dabai and a backpack and headed for the airport to go home.
His brother always said that he was a weakling, so today he would let his brother taste the big white that he planted with his own hands!
Lu Cijiu and Gong Xichao teleported to the city. Banks open at 9:30 on weekends, and they arrived early, so the shopping malls were not open either.
"Take a walk?" Lu Cijiu suggested.
Gong Xichao didn't feel like wandering around. He was now wishing he could pry open the bank door and apply for a credit card himself, saving time so he could hang out with Lu Cijiu. Even though he had four kids with him, it was still a date!!!
Lu Cijiu could see it, and pretended not to notice Gong Xichao's face full of reluctance.
Crossing an alley, they found a small shopping street with breakfast shops, cake shops, and flower shops. Lu Cijiu found a shop with a long line. Gong Xichao followed him and asked, "Are you hungry?"
"This traditional egg cake is delicious." Lu Cijiu said.
After a while, they arrived. Lu Cijiu bought a portion of the egg cake, which was wrapped in oil paper. He peeled off the oil paper and handed it to Gong Xichao, "Try it, it's delicious."
"Lu Cijiu, you bought it specially for me!!!" Gong Xichao's reaction was almost instant.
"Eating something sweet makes you feel good." Lu Cijiu said.
Gong Xichao was holding a steaming hot egg cake, desperate to show it off on the forums. His wife, noticing he was unhappy, bought it just for him! He said with a pompous expression, "Lu Cijiu, don't even think of sending me off with an egg cake unless you feed me."
Lu Cijiu: ...I really don’t fight for a day.
"Hey." Gong Xichao said awkwardly in a low voice, "At least give me, your husband, some face."
Lu Cijiu: ...Husband? Who gave you that title?
"Give me the egg cake."
Gong Xichao immediately protected the egg cake and said dissatisfiedly, "If you don't want to feed it, then don't feed it. You want to take it back after giving it to me? Lu Cijiu, you are so cruel."
Lu Cijiu didn't say anything and snatched the egg cake from Gong Xichao's hand. Gong Xichao looked regretful and felt sorry for his egg cake. Why should he feed it? It was okay if he didn't. His eyes lingered on Lu Cijiu's hand.
"..." Lu Cijiu peeled off the oil paper and passed it to Gong Xichao's mouth, "It's delicious when it's hot. If you keep talking about wife, don't eat it."
The smile on Gong Xichao's face grew little by little, and finally his handsome face was smiling like a fool.
"The road is old."
"You love me so much."
Lu Cijiu black line: "One, two——"
"Ah!" Gong Xichao lowered his head and swallowed most of it in one gulp. He puffed out his cheeks and said incoherently, "Lu Cijiu, don't rush me. Men can't be too fast."
"Just eat some egg cake, speak properly, and don't read those messy forums anymore."
Gong Xichao: "It's still somewhat useful. They say you're too straightforward, but I can't be straightforward. I need to act like a spoiled child." Then he said in a very serious and domineering manner: "Acting like a spoiled child is impossible. I'm so cold and ruthless. How can a 4,800-year-old Kunpeng act like a spoiled child?"
Lu Cijiu: Wipe the egg cake crumbs off your mouth before you speak.
Gong Xichao was so happy about the egg cake that he almost took off. After eating it, he secretly regretted not taking a photo. This was the egg cake that Lu Cijiu gave him, and he fed him with his own hands, so he ate it all!
Gong Xichao raised his wrist and saw the watch Lu Cijiu gave him. He noted the time. Today was a day worth remembering.
The two returned the same way. When the bank opened, they were the first to open a bank card. Lu Cijiu linked the card to Gong Xichao's Alipay account and transferred 10,000 yuan into it. He casually asked, "How much is your monthly salary? You can save money in this card in the future."
"Twelve thousand, plus subsidies." Gong Xichao said quickly: "I will give you all the money in the future, and you can give me pocket money."
Lu Cijiu: ??? So why bother? But meeting Gong Xichao's expectant gaze, he didn't know what else was going through his mind. Forget it.
After getting the card, we returned to the shelter. The cubs were carrying their little backpacks, ready to go out and play. Gong Xichao didn't put on a cold face this time. The four cubs seemed quite kind, their brows and eyes showing the kindness of an elder.
Dalong Baba asked, "Uncle, are you sick?"
The other three stood still.
Gong Xichao gave Dalong a brain-crushing blow and said, "I'm fine."
Dalong covered his head and breathed a sigh of relief. He patted his chest with his tail and whispered to the kitten Dudu, "Uncle Gong is not sick. He is still Uncle Gong."
Lu Cijiu laughed beside him.
Since they were going to take them, Sang Jinghong was fine with it, so it ended up being a team building. Gong Xichao was in a good mood and took everyone with him at a glance. When they arrived at the island, Sang Jinghong arranged a car in advance and went directly to the villa.
Lu Bijiu: ...
What a luxurious and divine life this is!
The weather on the island was warm, and the villa where they rested was right next to the sea. The sea was particularly clear, and the sand was white. The cubs were very happy when they arrived at the beach, and the happiest one among them was Dalong.
Go play in the water.
"Let's go together." Lu Cijiu was also very happy.
There is water in Yuncheng, but it is a river, not as vast and boundless as the seaside. This sea area is especially clear and beautiful. I changed into my swimsuit and took the kids to play in the waves.
After a while, Gong Xichao put on a set of diving equipment, which wrapped her tightly. Her broad shoulders, narrow back, and long legs showed off her good figure. Lu Cijiu accidentally saw Gong Xichao's private part because it was tight.
It's very big, so big that Lu Cijiu suspects Gong Xichao has put something in it.
So I took a second look.
Gong Xichao felt his gaze, and his ears and face became hot. At the same time, he wanted to show Lu Cijiu. Because Lu Cijiu liked big ones. (Lu Cijiu???)
Lu Cijiu unconsciously finished his crotch-gazing act and said sourly, "Bigger isn't necessarily better." After he finished speaking, perhaps feeling that this statement somewhat undermined his male dignity, he added, "I'm not small either."
Gong Xichao lowered his gaze and said, "You're wearing such loose clothes." His tone was regretful.
Lu Cijiu ran away immediately. Fortunately, he was wearing loose clothes, otherwise he would have lost face!!!
After playing for a while, the kittens were wearing their swimsuits and swimming rings, looking so cute. Dalong even took out his little camera to take pictures of the kitten's tail. At noon, we had a barbecue at the beach.
There were very few people here, like the private waters of the villa area. When they were barbecuing, a group of men and women suddenly came to the beach, some with filming equipment. I don't know if they were just having fun or shooting a movie or TV show.
The cubs were curious, eating meat and looking at the seaside with their big eyes.
"Chirp, is Sibusi going to work?" Dalong was so excited that he couldn't even pronounce the sound.
Lu Cijiu quickly realized that he had been a safety instructor on the show before, and that the cubs knew they had to get to work as soon as they saw the filming equipment. The other three's eyes lit up, and Tail quickly said, "Clothes, clothes."
"Tongtong's skirt." Dudu was also happy.
He didn't bring any clothes. They went out to play, and he didn't bring any Taoist robes for the four of them. Lu Cijiu was about to say something when he saw the four of them jumping for joy and wanting to go back and put on their clothes.
Lu Bijiu:???
"You brought it?"
Dalong was very proud, "We are Tongtong, of course we bring him."
It was a summer Taoist robe, folded into a small tofu block and stuffed into a small schoolbag. Now he took it out and hurriedly put it on. His professionalism made Lu Cijiu feel ashamed. He didn't know whether to laugh or cry as he helped the four of them put on their clothes.
The robe has mid-length sleeves and is thin and light, more like a sun-protection jacket. The kids can just put it on while wearing a T-shirt and shorts.
Lu Cijiu thought he was just playing with his baby. Who knew that just as he put on his clothes, a shrill female voice suddenly came from the filming location and said, "Help! Something is grabbing my feet. There is something grabbing my feet from below."
There were quite a few people over there, all diving into the water. After a while, the woman was not rescued, but someone started shouting, "There's a ghost, a water ghost, a female ghost."
Lu Cijiu: ... "Let's go, Dao Tong, it's time for a mission."
The cubs ran vigorously, more excited than Lu Cijiu.
There were men on the beach shouting for safety officers and calling for a rope. Not far away in the shallow water, two men and one woman were in the water. The woman buried her face in the water, drank a few mouthfuls of water, and then struggled to raise her head. The strange thing was that the two men clearly wanted to save her, and their faces showed anxiety, but they couldn't swim over no matter how hard they tried, and could only watch the woman sink step by step.
"Chiu-chiu!" The dragon was about to dive into the water, but Lu Cijiu grabbed it with one arm and said, "Daoist boy, step back."
Lu Cijiu was not very good at swimming and he only wore a swimming ring when he went into the sea, so he looked up and said, "Brother Gong, help me go down and take a look."
"Hold on to me." Gong Xichao was waiting for these words. He hugged Lu Cijiu at an extremely fast speed and rushed directly into the sea.
Lu Cijiu: ??? I reacted and could only hold on tight.
Soon the water flooded his mouth and nose, and the expected choking did not come. It was just like being on land. There was no underwater pressure and he could move freely. Through the clear sea water, Lu Cijiu saw that the actress was clean down there and there was nothing sneaky going on.
But the actress kicked her feet strangely, as if something was grabbing her.
His face was submerged in the sea water, and a hand was tightly clutching his neck underwater. He was about to die.
Lu Cijiu was about to take action, but Gong Xichao grabbed his hand and kicked the actress across the sea water. The sea water rolled and kicked the actress out of the sea.
“…” The road bids farewell to the old one.
Gong Xichao: "She's wearing so little. She wants to touch me. I'm bigger."
Lu Bijiu: ...
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