Cute Claw Version of Nine Yin Bone Claw
At midnight, the moonlight in the Sutra Library was shattered by Xiaodou's shadow. Ye Li held up the oil lamp, watching the rat scurry between the bookshelves like it was chewing corn. Every time it finished a secret book, it would spit out a steaming counterfeit from its subspace stomach.
"Be careful! The Nine Yin Scriptures is on the top floor!" Ye Li lowered his voice.
Xiaodou kicked off, his tail wrapped around the candlestick, and soared high into the air. Just as his paw touched the pristine cover of the Nine Yin Manual, his eyes suddenly lit up—there was half a 1960s grain coupon tucked inside (a foreshadowing of the intervening chapter). He excitedly nibbled off a corner, his stomach suddenly brimming with golden light.
"It's done!" Ye Li grabbed the copied manual and opened it, but was stunned. On the yellowed page, the original "Nine Yin Bone Claw" had become "Nine Yin Cute Claw Tutorial", and the names of the moves were even more ridiculous:
- First move: Eighteen Tickling Moves (suitable for: sneak attacks on the opponent's armpits);
- Second move: Nut throwing (must be used with sunflower seeds);
- The third move: Lying flat on the ground (pretending to be injured and biting the ankle when the enemy is not prepared).
"What the hell is this?!" Ye Li's hands were shaking as he held the secret book.
Xiaodou proudly flicked his tail and wrote on the ground: "It works better than the original! Try it if you don't believe me!"
The next day, Ye Li faced off against a Kongtong Sect master. She bravely unleashed her "Eighteen Tickling Techniques." Just as her fingertips touched her opponent's waist, he burst into laughter, "Hahahaha! Lady, you have such... such gentle acupressure techniques!"
The audience erupted in excitement. Xiaodou crouched on A-Man's shoulder, gesturing wildly with his tail: "Use nuts! Quick!" Ye Li gritted his teeth, pulled out a handful of sunflower seeds, and flung them into the air. The shells spun in an arc, catching precisely in the opponent's scabbard.
"Watch this! I'm using the "Lie Flat Technique"! Ye Li rolled her eyes and fell straight back. Her opponent reached out to help her in a panic, but she took advantage of the opportunity to step on his instep, causing him to cry out in pain.
"Stop! This is against the rules of martial arts!" The referee slammed the gavel angrily.
Ye Li suddenly pulled out the Star Wars energy chip that Xiao Dou had stolen (a cross-volume foreshadowing). The chip flashed blue light and projected an emoji of Snowball, the ragdoll cat from the School Wars, into the air. The entire audience erupted in laughter, and the referee pounded the ground with laughter: "This... this is not even a hidden weapon!"
In the chaos, Xiaodou's paw accidentally pressed against the original copy of the Nine Yin Scriptures. The food coupons between the pages suddenly heated up, resonating with the gear runes on his claws, creating a cyberpunk data ripple. Even more bizarre, the inside of the spine was inscribed with the words "Lin Shen's Collection of Books."
"Xiaodou! Let's go!" Aman pulled it and rushed into the crowd.
Xiaodou turned around and saw the school hunk standing in the corner, staring at him with complicated eyes - the photo of Lin Shen's medical record in his hand was overlapping with the words on the "Nine Yin Scriptures".
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